----- --- 42836888 Your wife! She's the god of chickens. Questions? --- 42836991 thats month worth of chicken broth --- 42838666 does she lay eggs --- 42838734 >>42836888 (OP) I want a divorce. Everyone will make fun of me if I'm married to a chicken. --- 42839449 >>42838734 you love her, it doesnt matter what others think --- 42839495 >>42836888 (OP) How did I come to marry this chicken? --- 42839594 >>42839495 you were on your way to your local chicken joint and found her protesting outside alone --- 42839601 >>42839594 But I am pro chicken eating. --- 42839641 >>42839601 now its just her --- 42839817 >>42836888 (OP) does she smell bad like normal chickens? --- 42839873 >>42839641 Won't she be mad that I ate so many of her subjects? --- 42839890 I don't understand how a chicken could love me... --- 42839900 >>42839873 for all of them you ate you have to eat her now, you know she tastes like chicken --- 42839919 >>42839900 Rest in peace... --- 42839964 >>42839919 Winner winner, chicken dinner. --- 42840267 >>42839900 I've been eating chicken on a biweekly basis for 20 years. Kutaka will be licked raw. --- 42841554 best newhu --- 42842899 free eggs wife, not a bad deal. --- 42843042 make sure you're keeping her safe... --- 42843204 How good are her omelettes? This is important --- 42844208 With how egg prices are recently I'm not gonna complain. --- 42845225 >>42836888 (OP) >Questions? Am I allowed to literally eat my wife? --- 42846067 >>42845225 I mean, in a way. She might lay an egg or two and that's part of her. --- 42849945 >>42836888 (OP) does she lay eggs? --- 42852345 >>42839900 Wouldn't you get salmonella poisoning. --- 42854361 >>42852345 just dont swallow --- 42855478 does she peck --- 42855500 Okay, question time is over. You may kiss the birde now. --- 42857097 >>42855500 I STILL HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS. --- 42857141 I love this chicken --- 42858794 >>42857141 Only if she's fried. --- 42859054 >>42858794 NO --- 42859745 >>42859054 Roasted? --- 42863247 >>42859745 Now she is mad at you, good job. --- 42866433 Chicken or Duck --- 42866517 Mou...When'll you stop being depressed anon? Here, I'll give this to you so please be happy. And don't forget to blush your teeth, it'd be bad if you got cavities alright? --- 42866565 >>42866517 Reading this make happy, Thank you for sharing it anon, I wish you joyful days. --- 42866653 >>42839873 You have to replace them. One half-human clutch of eggs at a time --- 42868809 >>42867012 15 kids?! --- 42868825 >>42868809 I see 16. --- 42868964 >>42868809 sorry man, i overdid it. --- 42873371 Pi!! --- 42873387 >>42838666 >>42849945 https://mangadex.org/chapter/e2f0d8d8-c14c-489e-ad61-acb067de3759/11 Crow tengu do, it's very likely she does too --- 42889799 cluck cluck --- 42892855 I will marry this chicken --- 42897082 Chickens are perfect. They are soft. They are delicious alive. They are delicious dead. --- 42901008 >>42836888 (OP) how good is she with cocks? --- 42901020 I'm eating chicken breast rn --- 42910838 >>42836888 (OP) I don't love youkai. --- 42910848 >>42910838 but she one of the least hostile yokai can even be friendly sometime --- 42911913 Will she get mad if I eat any chicken based food? --- 42912537 >>42911913 Only ramen. --- 42921737 Fat chikkin --- 42925022 >>42921737 Cute chickens --- 42929054 >>42925022 Fish and chicks. --- 42947703 >>42911913 I'm sure she'd share some of her chicken feed with you if you wanted some. --- 42955376 >>42836888 (OP) So... does she love cocks? --- 42962137 Everyone and everything loves Kutaka. --- 42972122 C O C K --- 42975127 Bawk --- 42975207 pullet kutaka best kutaka. --- 42975914 >>42836888 (OP) Can she fix me? --- 42977278 >>42975914 That depends, did you send this letter? --- 42981670 >>42873371 Hmmm, chicken rump... --- 42981682 Yuuka cameo! Yuuka shows her caring side! --- 42985601 >>42838734 Hahahaha! This anon is literally married to a chicken! OMG i can't stop laughing, holy shit lol rofl lmao, like can you imagine being married to a literal chicken XDDD??!! Haha lol what are you going to do with a chicken in bed? Let her lay on your cock until it hatches? Looool XXD! How are you two going to breed? Do you even know that chicken have different chromosems? Haha lol, imagine doing cunnilingus and finding out she taste like a KFC down there, lol XD! hahaha i think i'm going to die from laughing so much at this nerd who is married to a chicken! Lol XD --- 42994149 I hope your day was nice and comfy --- 42999939 Always get a health check up when you can --- 43013059 How popular is this newhu --- 43015443 >>42836888 (OP) Why did I marry a chicken. --- 43018927 >>42994149 Thank you Kutaka! --- 43019055 >>43015443 Because you love her. --- 43019064 She likes it? --- 43020000 >>43015443 Because you love cocks lol --- 43020039 >>42836888 (OP) Why did she cross the road --- 43021349 I WILL love the chicken I WILL date the chicken I WILL kiss the chicken I WILL marry the chicken I WILL raise a flock of cute children with the chicken and I WILL be happy --- 43021367 >>43021349 Fuck the chicken >Fuck the chicken Fuck the chicken >Fuck the chicken Fuck the chicken >Fuck the chicken Fuck the chicken >Fuck the chicken Fuck the chicken >Fuck the chicken --- 43021396 >>43020039 To get toward you --- 43021874 >>43019064 Chicken sometime do cannibalism under stressed or just because. --- 43027251 >>43015443 To go to the other side. --- 43027600 BIRD UP --- 43028388 CAPTAIN CHICKEN THE FOULEST OF THE FOWL --- 43032285 >>43021367 Not until after we're married --- 43042196 One spicy chicken please --- 43052672 >>43030865 Chicken drumstick~ >>43032285 Chicken breast~ --- 43069850 I'll take the chicken --- 43073264 >>42999939 Is it true that looking at a picture of Kutaka while drinking a liter of mouthwash followed by screaming COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOO!!!! will cure covid? --- 43075850 gonna get me some eggs --- 43079073 Helping the local yamabiko --- 43079085 >>43073264 No, that just kills you. --- 43079089 chicken wife = happy life --- 43086020 Chicken crossing the road --- 43089830 >>42836888 (OP) Cute chicken. --- 43096986 The chicken goes cluckity cluck cluck. --- 43103205 >>43096986 That's english chickens. Kutaka is a japanese chicken so she goes PIYO PI PII~ --- 43103222 >>43096986 She goes B'Gaawk in my head --- 43103524 >>43103222 >>43103205 >>43096986 https://youtu.be/1TphEh0Qgv0 [Embed] Pick one --- 43106784 https://youtu.be/I7obZd1dC9k [Embed] --- 43118730 I vote her best cock in gensokyo --- 43123629 CUTEaka --- 43127644 https://youtu.be/-XUujPZhX5w [Embed] --- 43137312 Easter is almost here so that means Kutaka needs to lay a lot of eggs! --- 43137411 >>42836888 (OP) I love her --- 43137912 I just drank her :^) --- 43143829 >>43137912 zabakutakyon --- 43150493 Will she wake me up in the morning --- 43150794 >>43150493 of course --- 43155632 >>43042196 George likes his chicken spicy. --- 43155636 >>43150794 what if i wake up at midnight? --- 43161074 >>42836888 (OP) She looks like a cute angel! --- 43161106 >>42925022 Powerful image --- 43161141 >>42981682 Does Yuuka also cares about all the non-sentient creatures that inhabit her garden? --- 43165369 >>43161074 That's because she is an angel. --- 43165598 >>42843042 Kutaka being approached by an aggressive Yuyuko. "Oh the horror" --- 43173518 Kutaka after a bizarre encounter with the Miracle Mallet. --- 43179317 >>43173518 Good art. --- 43181204 >>42843042 If Yuyuko gets within 100 yards of my lovely chicken wife, I'm calling the Ghostbusters. --- 43181704 >>42836888 (OP) This is an image represented by gyate. --- 43182616 >>43181704 ok, i'm sold. let's make a lot pyo-pyo together. --- 43183170 >>42838734 >>42985601 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZu2nfdnFFs [Embed] --- 43183293 >>43181204 This chicken's legs are quite alluring. I don't want to lewd the chicken but those legs are making it hard for myself, in many ways. --- 43190204 >>43183293 Makes great drumsticks. --- 43192942 >>43181204 You better pray that the Ghostbusters brushed up on their ninja-hunting skills. --- 43193041 Do I get free eggs out of this arrangement? --- 43193079 >>43193041 yes --- 43193140 >>43193041 of course --- 43193327 >>43193079 >>43193140 time to leave humanity behind then --- 43197674 >>43193327 You're still here. --- 43201144 >>42836888 (OP) >Questions? How strong is she? --- 43201178 >>43201144 If you annoy her too much she will shatter your eardrums! --- 43201823 >>43201178 that's like any other woman --- 43206065 does she get mad on easter --- 43208584 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo [Embed] --- 43210720 >>42836888 (OP) Could she make an egg so big that not even she could lift it? --- 43210732 >>43206065 easter eggs are made of chocolate, so nope. --- 43215876 https://youtu.be/7uhilcbcG7E [Embed] --- 43223704 post chicken --- 43223771 >>43223704 Chicky is having a bad dream --- 43224520 >>43223771 I would eat this chicken. --- 43227141 >>43226904 is this real??? --- 43237069 Sexy chicken --- 43240449 >>43226904 no way! --- 43240471 Don't fuck chicken. --- 43240476 >>43226904 Big if real. --- 43241358 >>43240471 What else am I supposed to do when she keeps looking at me like this