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>>26535246 (OP)
Why do penises live in your head?
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>>26535246 (OP)
Unironically this.
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>>26535256
OP is a faggot, as usual
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Everytime I see a Jeep like this I am just filled with jealously that I will never have a penis as large as the driver. People with Jeeps like this have even larger penises than lifted diesel truck drivers.
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>>26535276
They do have a large, enormous penis, that's why they have to sit so high on the road. It's hard to breath when its fully inserted into their mouth.
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>>26535265
This with jamal and his bbc
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Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer
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>>26535246 (OP)
If it's got more than 657cc your dick is small.
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>>26535246 (OP)
big penis haver here. I'm a bus rider. I don't need a car to attract ladies.
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Nothing says "big dick" like "my car doesn't even need an engine"
No noise
No displacement
No pollution
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>>26535299
Yes. This.
Tesla drivers have the biggest dicks. In their asses that is.
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>>26535246 (OP)
Audi
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>>26535246 (OP)
Ford Ranger
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>>26535276
>>26535279
>a penis as large as the driver
So the driver is, himself, a penis? That's the experience I've had with the faggots who drive these.
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>>26535353
>cucked and wrangler’d
Seethe, cope and dilate
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>>26535362
When I was a kid, blowin' a tranny meant car trouble.
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>>26535246 (OP)
>What do people packing a big penis drive?
S...sss....school bus.
No, I don't want to talk about it.
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>>26535246 (OP)
fiat
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anything that wants to kill you while driving it to its limit
so a Lancia Stratos, Sierra RS Cosworth(RS500 and Cosworth Sapphire too), etc
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>>26535246 (OP)
Dual sport motorcycle.
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>>26535398
if a car making shitbox power like those wants to kill you then its probably just because its a poorly engineered pos
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Mini Cooper.
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‘Busa swap kei car
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>>26535276
>Jeep owner cope
The true answer is twingo owners, they are packing a foot long dong
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>>26535246 (OP)
But I am shrimped up?
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>>26535488
Are you asking a question?
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>>26535299
>no pollution 
You sure about that bud?
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>>26535299
6 seconds slower than a viper or vette.
while having more Aero and straight line speed.
grim, 6 seconds a lap is gonna get you lapped in short order
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>>26535246 (OP)
stock pickups
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>>26535413
Nah, they have big balls but very small dicks
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>>26535477
>The true answer is twingo owners, they are packing a foot long dong
Those digits have to be verified of course, but the truth of the matter is that that is the statistical median size for the twingo owner.
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>>26535521
>t. has no dick
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>>26535477
Not always. The only strong correlation that's been scientifically established is that big truck drivers have small phalluses. There are peer-reviewed studies on the subject. Use Google Scholar to find them.
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>>26535246 (OP)
Depends on your definition of big. I run a mk1 miata and an m3 at 7", but I would class that as just above average, not big.
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>>26535488
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>>26535514
The gm corvette and the fiat vipre are designed for female (or LGBT) drivers though, I mean let's be honest.
That's why most people just call them hairdressers cars.
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>>26535276
Good lord, look at how MEAN those headlights look. Jeez that is badass I wouldn’t wanna mess with that guy lol he’d probably doesn’t ever sit in traffic and just runs over everyone else car like a monster truck. God I wish I had a jeep like that
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>>26535685
I bet this is his horn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad87SqVYizA [Embed]
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>>26535289
>COPEN
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>>26535677
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>>26535615
>big penis
>7inch 
Pick one, any big penis measures over 9.5” MINIMUM
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>>26535265
the staple "turning a speeding ticket into suicide by cop" mobile
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>>26535684
so how did the tesla lose to a hairdresser mobile? its below even LGBT drivers? teslabros im selling mine...
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>>26536118
Exactly my point. I am "above average", not big.
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>>26536198
srsly but apparently for the global average that's pretty much like having a normal IQ or something. I usually drive a ratty old subaru, but at least with a standard transmission and driven rear wheels it makes for kind of a fun cheap shitbox.
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>>26536208
Isn't the global avg like 5.3"? Think of all the chinese and indians. That's pretty small for most english-speakers.
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>>26535265
The perfect vehicle to get pin maneuvered in.
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>>26536251
Depends on the study, but I don't think quite that small. I guess I just think about it like being tall in that I really don't think about it at all except for the odd situation where I'm standing around with a whole bunch of unusually tall people and then I notice something's unusual.

Except I don't think I'd really be thinking about it in a room full of naked guys, especially since (I ASSUME) pretty much nobody would be rocking an erection anyway.
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>>26535265
Black air force ones the car.
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>>26536106
Copen is a cope car, it's right in the name. All the others are good, though.
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I'm over 8" on a good day and I drive a newish midsize truck.
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>>26535246 (OP)
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Any BMW is big dick energy
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>>26536496
>majority of drivers are 4 inch subcons
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>>26536516
non leased bmws then
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>>26536474
He said a big penis, you micropenis faggot.
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>>26536551
yeah thats why i posted a huge penis haver vehicle
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>>26535246 (OP)
just cars
my penis only drove your mother
t. 9" or 23cm
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If you have a big dick you just drive a Camry or Accord because you don't have to impress anyone, and those cars will reliably get you to OP's wife hundreds of times without fail.
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>>26536577
>dubs
>factual opinion 
Checked and (you)’d
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>>26536198
>>26536251
7 inches bone pressed is something like 98th percentile. People just LOVE to lie about their dick size…
https://dickcalculator.com/

>>26536577
Having a large penis is a meme. Nobody is gonna see it until you are already having sex, and it’s painful for your partner many times. You can give an incel a 12 inch dick and he will still be an incel.
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>>26537154
>and it’s painful for your partner many times
You need to stop being gay bro
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>>26537154
Nobody sees a penis during sex except on that awul nova documentary where they put a camera into a hoo hoo and made school children watch an ejaculation.
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>>26537154
> give an incel a 12 inch dick
he'll still get laid at least once or twice by a naive girl who "wants to see how it feels like"
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>>26537154
The other thing to remember is statistics, if we are willing to just chuck a bell curve at it and guess that's about the right penis size distribution. 98% is not a big number. That means in a room of 100 people that usually at least two of them are going to be 7+, and that's just 100 people. My high school auditorium had seating for 700 people, so that would be like 14 7+ geezers going to see the school band or whatever in a full house.

How many people from your high school got great scores on the SATs or whatever and hit at least the 98th percentile? There are more than 7 billion people in the world, but if you drive a car and see thousands of other drivers on any given day, you don't even need to do the math on 7 billion to figure out that a lot of those people have an above average penis. Think how many women you see every day who have big boobs. It's really not that unusual even if there are also going to be a similar number of people who are manlets, booblets, dicklets, etc.
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>>26537261
>heh… I have a 12 inch dick…
>*arrested for sexual harassment*

>>26537265
Thing is, 98th percentile is a large number. That’s the equivalent of being 6ft 4in in dick size. That’s not just “above average”, that’s tall. Similarly, is a 70iq retard just below average? No, he’s retarded. 
To put it another way… you are more likely than not to have the largest dick of anyone your gf has ever slept with.
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>>26537193
Ive seen bitches put thigh sized silicobe dicks in their cunts, the only women who are possibly hurt by dick have to be underage
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>>26537310
You wouldn’t know, but vaginas also come in different sizes
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Huge penis having people drive whatever they want because they give no fucks what other people think.
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>>26535289
Tranny cope.
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>>26535299
Teslas come with free butt plugs and diapers. The big dicks are found in their asses.
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>>26537265
>Think how many women you see every day who have big boobs.
Depends on who you hang around. I guess that biases sizing as well.

When I worked at a nail salon the boobies were consistently larger all around, well above average, mostly due to all the moms that went. I only remember three girls with massive tits, all of whom tried to hide it with a really baggy hoodie. All of them were conspicuously larger than the mother, so I think it's one of those cases where the father's side only has titty monsters, dairy farms, and a fleet of milk trucks in his lineage, at least that what I've noticed with weddings.

In college most girls were consistently small in comparison. They stay that way until a man fucks a baby into them, so it seems. In the army it was about the same as well since the big-boobed tend to fail height and weight standards consistently.
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>>26536562
>my penis only drove your mother
Any traffic citations for driving overweight?
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>>26537426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ [Embed]
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>>26535299
You don't get it. A big part of being a man is about being dependable (reecharging) and reliable (Tesla kek). Driving an EV signals you are weak to propaganda too. No based woman will respect you.
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>>26538475
Then, there's the part:
>Women "like" Teslas and EVs due to being the most permeable to propaganda virtue signaling creatures.
>That's why he drives that.
>He must have a small dick.
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>>26537426
This. If you determine what to drive based on what other people might think of you, you're a limp-dicked sissy-gay-boy. Drive what you think is cool and/or fun.
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>>26536118
7in can be big if its soup can.
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>>26536118
please stop looking at jewish interracial porn sites
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>>26535246 (OP)
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>>26538679
>needing a 300hp v6
Small dick
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>>26537314
no, some are just worn the fuck out.
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>>26535477
digits of truth
>t. twingo owner with 18.5 cm cock
ok thats not huge but at least thats not small
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>>26536308
COPE CAR
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>>26538726
What does a worn out penis look like and function like?
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>>26535246 (OP)
I drive a 95 firebird
Pp is 6.9 inches on a good day
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>>26535246 (OP)
Autozam AZ 1
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>>26538655
fem gay bois have huge cocks
Dicklet faggots are too afraid of looking gay in front of people
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>>26537773
Boobs are a bit different as they actually get larger during and after pregnancy.
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>>26535285
BASED, the first gen is MOPAR's peak
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Gen 1-3 Ford fuckin Rangers
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>>26535246 (OP)
I drive a 3rd gen Mazda3 hatchback with a manual transmission, thanks for asking.
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>>26539435
>small dong
>Mazda
Such many cases
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>>26539345
4th gen too, I can personally confirm that.
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>>26535299
>no pollution
The batteries alone produce an incredible amount of pollution. They've even found lithium mining is actually worse for the environment than drilling for oil.
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>>26539177
You just had to pick the most bootleg, fucked up flipper baby one, didn't you?

The AZ-1 is a classy car and this is an abomination.

Pic related is how they SHOULD look.
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>>26539103
ask your dad
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>>26535510
>>26539770
A 10 second Google search will reveal that the pollution from the EV and battery industry is a tiny, tiny speck compared to that of the oil industry. Drilling and burning oil is the worst thing humanity has done to the earth.
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any daihatsu is big dick energy with goku spirit bomb
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>>26535246 (OP)
They drive this:
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>>26541896
Smol pp mobile
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i drive a volvo
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>>26541847
Worst thing so far!
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>>26541847
It's like cash for clunkers. The assorted footprints involved with replacing existing capital far outweigh CO2, which doesn't matter anyway. Do you seriously think gasoline is the only oil industry product involved in a normal car?

Oh right you're a communist. It's easy to forget how incomprehensibly retarded communists are. As if falling for something as absurd as the CO2 lie wasn't a bad enough indicator all by itself.
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>>26536251
>Indians 
Indians Americans and the uk 
https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
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>>26536113
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>>26535246 (OP)
the cheapest thing from a buy here pay here