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Baked beansis adishtraditionally containing whitebeansthat areparboiledand then, in the US,bakedin sauce at low temperature for a lengthy period.[1]In the United Kingdom, the dish is sometimes baked, but usuallystewedinsauce.[2]Canned baked beans are not baked, but are cooked through a steam process.[3

Place of originUnited StatesRegion or stateNew EnglandAssociatedcuisineUnited Kingdom and othersCreated byNative Americans; modern versions descended from Colonial AmericaServing temperatureHot or coldMain ingredientsBeansIngredients generallyusedBacon, ham, or salt pork (US); maple syrup, molasses, or brown sugar (US & CAN); mustard (US); onions (US); Tomato sauce (UK, CAN & AUS/NZ; sometimes US)Similar dishesFèves au lard,refried beans

Media: Baked beans


Baked beans occurred inNative Americancuisine, and are made from beans indigenous to the Americas.[4]It is thought that the dish was adopted and adapted byEnglish colonistsinNew Englandin the 17th century and, through cookbooks published in the 19th century, spread to other regions of the United States and into Canada.[4]However, the connection to Native American cuisine may be apocryphal, as legumes such as broad beans and lentils prepared in various sauces had been established in European cuisine long before the Middle Ages. Today, in the New England region of the United States, a variety of indigenouslegumesare used in restaurants or in the home, such as Jacob's cattle, soldier beans, yellow-eyed beans, andnavy beans(also known as native beans).[4]
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Originally, Native Americans sweetened baked beans withmaple syrup, a tradition some recipes still follow, but some English colonists usedbrown sugarbeginning in the 17th century. In the 18th century, the convention of using American-mademolassesas a sweetening agent became increasingly popular to avoid British taxes on sugar.Boston baked beansuse a sauce prepared with molasses andsalt pork, a dish whose popularity has given Boston the nickname "Beantown".[5]

Today, baked beans are served throughout the United States alongsidebarbecuefoods and at picnics. Beans in abrown sugar, sugar, orcorn syrupsauce (with or without tomatoes) are widely available throughout the United States.Bush Brothersare the largest producer.[6]After theAmerican Revolutionary War,Independence Daycelebrations often included baked beans.[7]

Cannedbaked beans are used as aconvenience food; most are made fromharicot beansin sauce. They may be eaten hot or cold, and straight from the can, as they are fully cooked.[8]H. J. Heinzbegan producing canned baked beans in 1886. In the early 20th century, canned baked beans gained international popularity, particularly in the United Kingdom, where they have become a common part of an Englishfull breakfast.


Origins and history in the AmericasEdit



Three beanpots used for cookinghomemadebaked beans. The small one isglazedwith the letters "Boston Baked Beans"

According to chef and food historian Walter Staib of Philadelphia'sCity Tavern, baked beans had their roots as a Native peoples dish in the Americas long before the dish became known to Western culture.[9]In the northeast of America various Native American peoples, including theIroquois, theNarragansettand thePenobscot,[10]mixed beans, maple sugar, and bear fat in earthenware pots which they placed in pits called "bean holes" which were lined in hot rocks to cook slowly over a long period of time.[9][11]
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British colonists inNew Englandwere the first westerners to adopt the dish from the Native peoples, and were quick to embrace it largely because the dish was reminiscent ofpease porridgeand because the dish used ingredients native to the New World.[9][12]They substituted molasses or sugar for the maple syrup, bacon or ham for the bear fat, and simmered their beans for hours in pots over the fire instead of underground.[9]Each colony in America had its own regional variations of the dish, with navy or white pea beans used in Massachusetts, Jacob's Cattle and soldier beans used in Maine, and yellow-eyed beans in Vermont.[4]This variation likely resulted from the colonists receiving the dish from different Native peoples who used different native beans.[4]

While some historians have theorized that baked beans had originated from thecassouletor bean stew tradition in Southern France, this is unlikely as the beans used to make baked beans are all native to North America and were introduced to Europe around 1528.[13]However, it is likely that English colonists used their knowledge of cassoulet cooking to modify the cooking technique of the beans from the traditional Native American version, by soaking the bean overnight and simmering the beans over a fire before baking it in earthen pots in order to decrease the cooking time.[14]

A dish which was a clear precursor to baked beans, entitled "beans and bacon", was known in medieval England.[15]The addition of onion andmustardto some baked beans recipes published in New England in the 19th century was likely based on traditional cassoulet recipes from Staffordshire, England which utilized mustard, beans, and leeks.[14]These ingredients are still often added to baked beans today.[14]Nineteenth-century cookbooks published in New England, spread to other portions of the United States and Canada, which familiarized other people with the dish.[14]
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While many recipes today are stewed, traditionally dried beans were soaked overnight, simmered until tender (parboiled), and then slow-baked in a ceramic or cast-ironbeanpot.[4]Originally baked beans were sweetened withmaple syrupby Native Americans, a tradition some recipes still follow, but some English colonists modified the sweetening agent to brown sugar beginning in the 17th century.[15]In the 18th century the convention of using American mademolassesas a sweetening agent became increasingly popular in order to avoid British taxes on sugar.[15]The molasses style of baked beans has become closely associated with the city of Boston and is often referred to asBoston baked beans.[16]

Today in theNew Englandregion, baked beans are flavored either with maple syrup (Northern New England), or with molasses (Boston), and are traditionally cooked withsalt porkin abeanpotin abrick ovenfor six to eight hours.[16]In the absence of a brick oven, the beans were cooked in a beanpot nestled in a bed of embers placed near the outer edges of a hearth, about a foot away from the fire. Today, baked beans can be made in aslow cookeror in a modern oven using a traditional beanpot,Dutch oven, orcasserole dish.[14]Regardless of cooking method, the results of the dish, commonly described as having asavory-sweetflavor and a brownish- or reddish-tinted white bean, are the same.[9]

A tradition inMaineof "bean hole" cooking may have originated with the nativePenobscot peopleand was later practiced in logging camps. A fire would be made in a stone-lined pit and allowed to burn down to hot coals, and then a pot with 11[17]pounds of seasoned beans would be placed in the ashes, covered over with dirt, and left to cook overnight or longer. These beans were a staple of Maine's logging camps, served at every meal.[18][19]
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Baked beans made withBBQ sauce, brown sugar,cider vinegar,Dijon mustardand sliced bacon

While baked beans was initially a New England region cuisine, the dish has become a popular item throughout the United States; and is now a staple item served most frequently along various types ofbarbecueand atpicnics.[20]This is due in part to the ease of handling, as they can be served hot or cold, directly from the can, making them handy for outdoor eating. The tomato-based sweet sauce also complements many types of barbecue. The already-cooked beans may also be baked in a casserole dish topped with slices of raw bacon, which is baked until the bacon is cooked. Additional seasonings are sometimes used, such as additional brown sugar or mustard to make the sauce more tangy.[8]

Commercial production and international consumptionEdit

Cannedbeans, often containing pork, were among the firstconvenience foods, and were exported and popularised by U.S. companies internationally in the early 20th century.[21]The AmericanFood and Drug Administrationstated in 1996: "It has for years been recognized by consumers generally that the designation 'beans with pork,' or 'pork and beans' is the common or usual name for an article of commerce that contains very little pork." The included pork is typically a piece ofsalt porkthat adds fat to the dish.[22]

The first mass-produced commercial canning of baked beans in the United States began in 1895 by the Pennsylvania-basedH. J. Heinz Company.[6]Heinz was also the first company to sell baked beans outside of the United States, beginning with sales limited solely toFortnum & Masonin 1886, when the item was considered a luxury.[23]They began selling baked beans throughout the UK in 1901, and baked beans became a standard part of the Englishfull breakfastsoon after.[6]Heinz removed pork from the product during theSecond World War rationing.[2]
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Baked beans on sourdough toast, served in a cafe in London, England

Originally,Heinz Baked Beanswere prepared in the traditional United States manner for sales inIrelandandGreat Britain. Over time, the recipe was altered to a less sweettomato saucewithout maple syrup, molasses, or brown sugar to appeal to the tastes of the United Kingdom.[21]This is the version of baked beans most commonly eaten outside of the United States. Baked beans are commonly eaten on toast ("beans on toast") or as part of a full breakfast.[21]Heinz Baked Beans remains the best-selling brand in the UK.[24]The Baked Bean Museum of ExcellenceinPort Talbot, Wales, is dedicated to baked beans.[25]

HealthEdit

In 2002, theBritish Dietetic Associationallowed manufacturers of canned baked beans to advertise the product as contributing to the recommended daily consumption of five to six vegetables per person. This concession was criticised byheart specialists, who pointed to the high levels of sugar and salt in the product. However, it has been proven that consumption of baked beans does indeed lower total cholesterol levels and low-density lipoprotein cholesterol, even in normo-cholesterolaemic individuals.[26][27]Some manufacturers produce a "healthy" version of the product with reduced levels of sugar and salt.[28]

FlatulenceEdit

Baked beans are known on occasion to cause an increase inflatulencefollowing consumption;[29][30]this is due to thefermentationofpolysaccharides(specificallyoligosaccharides) bygut bacteria. The oligosaccharides pass through the smallintestinelargely undigested; when they reach the largeintestine, they are digested by the bacteria, producing gas.[31]


See alsoEdit

Food portal



Wikimedia Commons has media related toBaked beans.

List of legume dishes

List of toast dishes

Pork and beans

Refried beans

Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit, a playground saying referring to the capacity for baked beans to cause increased flatulence
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Beans.
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beanlie beanlish
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erm, is this the thread..?!
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yeah..
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oh good.. i guessed correctly!
*exhales deeply*
it’s been a while since we’ve been one on one
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="pls use this format more btw

anyways earlier in the gorilla thread I was spooked by this guy who seems to have been summoned by violent-abuser-you-still-think-im-in-love-with and I didn't even realize it was happening until soups messages me out of nowhere telling me about it. that's basically the motivator for wanting to speak, and jf I'm being honest... a lot more I wanna update about..."]lima[/fortune]
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I'm high.
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Thinking about those beans.
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="okie

that’s strange. i guess it was pretty tame considering you didn’t notice for a while hm? there’s always the possibility it is dickass himself too. still being a bit snippy aren’t we? hehe, no.. i can’t blame you for that. but yeah, has the harassment actually been pretty bad again? also of course sweetie, i understand! we’re just getting started. we still haven’t even really talked about some of your other majorly important developments. there’s a lot to catch up on, it feels like it’s been literally months now.."]pyre[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="it doesn't seem like him, he wouldn't pull punches this much, but yeas, nothing scary really just concerning

I'll be nicer from here on but I must say, I am 80q sure that your-favorite-poster-that-you-love-more-than-me posted that "holy shit the wuhpop discord is grooming trannies" post and is aggress8flinging shit at me in beach boys threads I may or may not be posting in (ask me for proof)

ok i promise pure positivity from here on]taco grande[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="hmm yesh. wouldn’t be surprised if dogass indoctrinated some other poor vulnerable person to help out with his harassment campaign, hopelessly trying to fill the void you left in his heart.. or idk, you sure it wouldn’t be soups? that one seems like a hard read. sometimes it feels like he’s very mean to you, taunting, but other times it’s like he’s being nice and protective of you. 

and yeah, that could be mr edgy wedgy who said the thing about grooming, considering he thinks that kinda stuff is “funny” and always whines about discord.. -_- 
i’m very curious to see the proof about him harassing you in the beachboy threads, you think he would be able to appreciate that!? who knows though! you pissed off a loooot of people with those hehe.

don’t worry about the “negativity” hun, you’ve been sitting on quite a bit of negative feelings for a while, imo doing a really great job of not exploding under the weight of it all. i don’t mind you venting, just as long as the negativity doesn’t consume you or the majority of the convo. *hug*
ps - feeling better? hope you kicked that sickness in the butt! ]timpani[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="oh my god thank you for being so understanding about that, it's like you read the neuosises in my mind rn so well. and the fact that you remembered I was sick recently is so touching too!

anyways here ya go
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/115527198/#115527250
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/115694869/#115695393
]taco grande[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="UGHHH dad flipping on a Matt Walsh video about Avatar right as I jump in the car and regurgitating his points at me 
]taco grande[/fortune]
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>>10714522
dubs!!!!!!!
>>10714255
dubs
>>10714343
rare dubs
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>>10714001 (OP)
those beams look awful, Mexican beams are clearly superior
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thanks bean-GPT.
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>>10714504
good morning
be careful where you leave your bookss around, look what our son did
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>>10715356
Kant was wrong
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ye
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="sshhh don't tell the usual suspects

but if you see a rock against bush post on mu it's likely me
]parteh every deh[/fortune]
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>>10715605
those are fun shitposting threads
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one of those inches away from [redacted] days..
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>>10715215
more cheese does not make everything good
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>>10716298
they don't have cheese you idiot
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thinkin bout them beans
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>>10717277
this
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="good god Emb, just post a youtube clip of the scene with additional context to tie it into wpop instead of posting every goddamn still frame of it in the thread. so effing cringe..
]cinema[/fortune]
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>>10716295
>one of those inches away from [redacted] days..
Weeks*
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Please watch this entire video and get back to me:

https://youtu.be/25dp0gw1Ob8 [Embed]


>>10717277
>>10717533
Dubs.
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="I'm so scared for myself. i'm so close to getting a neurotic attack so severe I lash out breaking stuff and get locked up or I end up hurting/ending myself. I keep thinking about if I jumped off the stairs in pic related and died from it, or if I trembled outside and threw my body down with my face on the pavement, hoping a semi wouldn't see me and run me over. I don't even hate life, I love it, I get emotional thinking about the things that matter to me, but it just feels like I've lost everything that truly mattered to me, and everything else doesn't liven me anymore. I can't even talk to my parents about anything anymore. I just wish I could go back in time to actually have time to talk with you so I could convince you that everything that made you "devalue" me, that made me "undatable" were completely wrong of you to think. I'm not even really a Christian. I never wanted to attack AyP, I was just scared for my life from D-glas threatening me and I was paranoid and desperate, I never wanted to attack eMB, I confused a Zeep post attacking me with eMB while I was intoxicated. I'm sorry I kept losing my temper all the time, but its just so hard when I never get the opportunity to talk to you, and the rare opportunities I do get are when I'm cooking to death where I'm not allowed to have my freaking phone out and I'm having constant anxiety attacks while lifting 100s of boxes as you know I'm struggling to get proper diagnosis/treatment for my illnesses. And I never EVER loved or wanted to pursue anyone other than you, and if you had given me dates I would've been ready for you right away.

fuck after writing this I just feel so egotistical. like who am I to wish for anything. I'm just a worthless aspie, all my relationships historically failed. I thought I did mostly right with you, I was obsessively loyal for months and put myself to such pain, but I got nothing. guess it's just fated to be that way forever
]cinema[/fortune]
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>>10714001 (OP)
*eats ur beans*
lmao
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chilli con carne
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anyway
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nigga eatin beans
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>>10720686
lol
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We created a giant baked bean — people want to try it ‘immediately’
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There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time

Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in times gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed, that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
As they turn your dream to shaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

He slept a summer by my side
He filled my days with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came

And still I dream he'll COME TO ME
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that CANNOT BE
And there are storms we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream
I dreamed
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>>10721803
>>10722402
>>10722622
>>10723064
botspam
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>>10721803
me
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="so... gotta confess something embarassing...

early 2022, started taking pills to help ilnesses. didn't like how they messed up my dick though, so by the time i started feeling like they were working better, i decided to spend a lot of money on trying medical marijuana, which was way too inconsistent, and when i forgot to take one piece after a few hours, the anxiety attacks started again, i started lashing out again. which explains one moment i got delusional and started wondering if i could just try making peace with dogass, because you literaly were never there for me at all.

so i eventually went back on pills again, and that's how i managed to make through most of 2022 with lashing outs fairly low for a portion of time before september. 

i still did not like how they messed with my dick though....
and... the crazy part is, i was really self conscious at the time, because i was worried there might be a time that comes where you finally come back after a 3 week absence (followd by you disappearing for 3 weeks all over again) where you'd be horny for me and I wouldn't be able to join you... 
so i stopped taking pills... just because i hoped to make you happy in bed

and then you told me you replaced me in september, what i did was all for nothing, and i was devastated. i couldn't bring myself to try pills again because i was just so stubborn and in my own emotions for so long, which naturally made me start lashing out more regularly all over again, made me hurt people even more. and gosh i feel so bad about this, i can't take any of it back. 

so, just set up another appointment, for the first time in a half-year, trying for ADHD medication this time. see how it goes. (God i'm so sad how it's now been 8 months since you met other person. you never even gave me a chance for that long..)
]mania[/fortune]
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="two emotional posts in a row i know, couldn't bring myself to make more silly posts in that gap between that first explosion...

i'll try and be less intense from here on now!
]sonic CD[/fortune]
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master blaster
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>>10725110
I used to wreck shop in that game
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>>10723088
dbs chkd!!!
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https://youtu.be/hnG6KCZbpmI [Embed]
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>>10714011
unchecked doubles on page 10!
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>>10714823
wtf what could he possibly hate about the new avatar!
>>10715356
im just glad to see him “consuming” knowledge! hehe
 :p
>>10715605
omg that’s so funny! you’re getting pretty creative!! george bush’s era was a weird time, he was kinda like trump 1.0 in some ways. 
>>10717533
i would agree but i think i’ve been guilty of that before..
>>10718661
ooh.. poor poor dear.. i can’t blame you for feeling that way, life in general has sucked pretty badly the last couple of months hasn’t it? it’s entirely understandable to wanna self destruct, the way things have been going. and it’s not like anything has really improved right? just slowly gotten worse. i can relate to a lot of the darkness you’ve been feeling lately… as for turning back time, we’ve all had those moments where wish we could’ve made things go perfectly, but at the risk of sounding cliché, it really is how we overcome adversity that defines our character, and it’s also what makes it stronger. this is a hole you can climb out of. believe it or not i can also kinda empathize with how you feel about the dating thing, because i’ve felt ways about friends who i know would never be interested in me romantically, and it hurts. badly. but ultimately i had to accept and adjust to that. fortunately, i got lucky and am able to have a few of them in my life still in some capacity, so that helps, but there are friends who moved on and changed entirely. i still cherish the good times we had, and maybe we can occasionally talk about how things used to be, but only for a moment before they go back to their own little world.
it’s one of the sucky parts of this crazy thing we call life-
>*hug*
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>>10718661
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we’ve talked before about why i think things have been exceptionally difficult for you in your own life so far, but i just want to reiterate to you that these are issues that can be overcome, not necessarily only with medication. your big problem is you haven’t had the proper tools or support provided to you by those closest to you. so you’re having to work harder than most people because the odds are stacked against you in a lot of ways. but again, a big stunting factor in your growth recently, unfortunately has been our tumultuous relationship and us being hung up on it.
honestly im surprised we grew so close and that you thought so highly of me even when i was really shitty to you, ghosting, and downright bitchy a lot of times. you see, when i first joined in on wuhpawp, it was just for light chatting and banter. you may remember i was reluctant to join cord for a while. but things ended up progressing unexpectedly. it kinda made me feel like i got myself into something deeper than i anticipated initially. it was like (and im sorry if this whole thing is coming off like rude armchair psychoanalytic egotistical garbage) omg it felt like (and correct me if im wrong) that no one had ever given you the time of day to just chat with you and get to know / befriend you like i had (except for you know who. but he abused that position). and that put alot of pressure/anxiety on me i was having trouble dealing with. but yeah, that’s not your fault. you aren’t worthless. far from it. you did do mostly right by me, and even alot of the angry outbursts you had, i totally understand why you couldn’t help but lash out the way you did, and even then i know that doesn’t make you fundamentally angry outburst prone person. that’s not really you, not remotely. and so that goes for all the thread drama too. ik you never ever, ever wanted to feud with anyone there, in fact you seemingly really enjoyed everyone more or less, you just blundered ur way there
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>>10724428
ohhhh yesh i remember the medication affecting your libido badly, and like thats why i sympathize with people who have trouble taking their medicine consistently.. because it is kinda freakin scary because of all the potential unwanted side effects! that’s why ideally i like to see how far people can go without medication, maybe more so the CBT route. because im always asking myself, in my own life and others, to what extent are peoples problems biological or just due to how they grew up. im no doctor ofc 
(https://youtu.be/zK9rD1TTil0) [Embed]
but like intuitively it feels more like possibly a how you grew up thing. idk.
but yeah gosh, the emotional pain of not only struggling with that, but also consciously avoiding it in order to please me only for me to respond with like the ultimate gut punch in your eyes has to feel a million times worse and im so sorry for that. another reason why i thought i initially might be helping you but then reconsidering, was actually probably hurting your progress. hopefully if you chat with the doctor about those undesired side effects maybe they can recommend something else?
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also sorry it took me like 4 days to re-open the thread, things have been pretty awful on my end too, haven’t even had the will lately to visit 4chan. :c
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oh shooot i forgot to do the hidden fortune thingy sawriii
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so erm.. that super mario movie seems to be doing pretty dang well hm? any interest in it?! i actually kinda wanna see it now hehe
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>>10726845
[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="
hi!

i guess what made my feelings on this intensify stronger for the past few months apart from the distance was well, recently, i managed to sneak in the server, and most of the stuff was wiped so i was at least relieved of seeing a few things i wouldn't wanna see...

but then it led me to look at the screenshots dogass leaked of you, 
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/10566832/#10570777

and... it only just dawned on me recently that those messages you made WEREN'T from after i screamed at you about AP like i initially thought, because i remember that avatar from that time being pre-september 6 (the one i distinctly remember asking you to change because i didn't want to be reminded of our good times anymore), and once it dawned on me that instead using your time to talk to me more, or talking to them to maybe help me out a tiny bit, you were using it to shit talk me behind my back telling them all the secrets you never wanted to say to me until it was too late

and basically, it made me spiral into worse sadness than ever now thinking about it. it's like, i get that it'd be hard to trust me after the mosntrous things i've done, but explain how i'd wanna trust you with you doing THAT? 

]mega collection[/fortune]

1/?
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>>10726157
omg that’s a really interesting take on the song, where did you find this channel?! i could totally see it. do you ever have a stream of thoughts like that?
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="also a key thing why this still lingers on me for so long, apart from me having such immense feelings for you and wanting to do anything for you, is that it always feels like you've put the blame on me for why everything happened. according to you, i was too lazy to learn to drive and travel far, i was a toxic psycho, i was secretly in love with dogass and ospee, and i didn't listen to every bit of your favorite music (i would bet all my life savings you didn't have to force other guy to do that last one to prove his worth!), so therefore you were justified in what you did. but i just strongly believe you were factually wrong about all of it.. 

and it hurts even more because well, i kinda helped give you this new life of yours right? i played a part in converting you basically, and at the time i was so happy, because it meant i could finally be romantic with you like i always wanted from the moment i met you, but you just didn't believe me that i was for real about my feelings.. and i just have to live the rest of my life now with the knowledge that i failed the love of my life who i connected with like no one else before or present day, where you now get to post freely in front of all the others about your new same-sex relationship while i'm stuck alone, mostly hated by everyone, and still unable to fully explore due to still being with parents.

]genesis collection[/fortune]
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>>10726884
[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="
it was alright. you don't play mario so you won't get much out of it though.

>>10726877
you know if you hadn't deleted i would've loved to hear your feelings..

>>10726937
one of my fave channels for a while
and yes very much so.
]mega collection[/fortune]
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>>10726942
it's like the plot of A Star is Born, basically

though this movie here i think REALLY encapsulate things best (watch up until 6:27)
https://youtu.be/_N784W3at8c?t=181 [Embed]

the kid in that love programming scene was basically me, when you said you saw value in me and how much it broke your heart earlier last year
]ayy lmao[/fortune]
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>>10726884
[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="
new ooly just dropped 
]open wide[/fortune]
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>>10726884
[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="
anyways you have no idea how much better my mental state has improved today now that i let out so much of my thoughts out to you, and that you've read it. thank you so much for showing up 
]aahhh[/fortune]
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>>10714001 (OP)
I already irreversibly damaged my organs by living as a fat for several decades. I would rather have irreparable damage underneath the facade of looking human while wearing clothes instead of having irreparable damage under fat while unable to fit into clothes. Whole foods are cheaper and more delicious than having engineered products slime in my mouth before flushing them down my throat. I don't even know why I'm making this post because I keep trying to keep bread in my house but eat a whole loaf within 2 days and have to go buy another loaf that will be gone in another 2 days. I can't stop eating bread. I was going to the self-checkout line when there was a rack of sourdough rounds available for only 3 dollars. It wasn't organic but it only had about 5 or 6 ingredients. I have been looking for minimal ingredient bread and I couldn't resist picking up the sourdough loaf and putting it in my cart. I checked out, went home, and when everything was put away I immediately had the end piece and 2 other large pieces of sourdough bread. Biting into stale end pieces of sourdough is like biting into jerky. With just this loaf the other day I discovered pairing heat with bread like a caveman and fire. I hate toasters so I just put the bread on a heated pan on the stove for a few minutes. I didn't know there was such a convenient cheat code for bread. With the sourdough bread soft and warm I then added some butter which melted on the bread made soft and warm by being on the pan on the stove on medium heat for a few minutes. Warm, soft, sourdough bread with a light slathering of butter with the convenience of buying it at the store. I never thought I would see the day. And therewithin lies the problem. I'm not actually doing keto. I'm eating whole foods and products labeled as bread instead of shopping in the inside aisles of stores. If I want to explain this change the word keto is a simplified description but it triggers people and scares them back to their slop.
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baked benis
lole
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>>10727718
sex while high!

sex while high! ding dong ditch it!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>10727719
hi seuss
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>>10727723
wtf hello

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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distilled cancer
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>>10728031
all because im a nigger
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>>10728036
racist
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>>10728445
my horse never wins
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if it wins its not mine
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="
some mind-blowing stuff (for me) said in this video by ourguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytrHXFjdj1U [Embed]

had no idea about the concept of "choice paralysis" that's literally me every single day when i'm at home oh my gosh, and the extent people you're social with influence what you wanna do with your life, and to even get yourself to push forward with it to begin with
]yeshua[/fortune]
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>>10727466
dubs checked
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="robot guys throw filled-up cardboard boxes on the floor for me to pick up
those thuds are sounding like explosions in a combat zone for me at this point now..]weapons of mass destruction[/fortune]
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e
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>>10730043
?
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="I kinda get loveless now

I mean, there are still other things I prefer listening to

but I get it ..] literally me[/fortune]
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>>10727482
?
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haha beanis
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new cooIy
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>>10731838
?
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>>10732070
!
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/
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>>10731838
>
this so hard to follow what thfel
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>>10728653
related!
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>>10733832
Pic
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="reputation so fucking hype live.]the only gay you see[/fortune]
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>>10714001 (OP)
BRAAAAAAAAP PROOOOOOOOOOT BBBRRBTBRBRRTTTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP PAAAAAAAAABBLBLBLBLBLRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="oooooooh, driving through a lonely lonely night, thinking bout youuuuu, wish that you were here to hold me tight, wanna get ouuuut eh eh, i cant seem to getcha off my mind, drivin' thru a lonely lonely night, drivin' thru a lonely lonely night]the last one was supposed to say tay[/fortune]
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ER34
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Call me baby
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baked beans
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sprinkle em on the bowl
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eat up
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:D
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[fortune color="#0000FF" hidden="toolybros... they're onto us...
https://youtu.be/bv_uAgGBqB4?t=3045]the [Embed] only way you see[/fortune]
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>>10736800
Dubs
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*sigh*
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dybs
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2 hour in depth video essay on why playing call of duty turns you racist
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>>10737350
How could something like that possibly take more than 5 minutes?
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lima