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LAST TIME
>After demonstrating that cavs can't handle the weight, they proceeded north
>there, Kelik revealed that he was somehow a master of keikaku, and headed to save Shon and Siggy
>first, though, he had to fight off some ancient evil dude
>and get absolutely humiliated

Game Over counter: 5
Horny counter: 10
Edge Counter: 41
Currently dead: Lirin

>>633184901
>>633285290
>>633492073
>>633597753 →
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>What's this?
This is Fire Emblem: The Last Promise, the first entirely original ROMhack ever released in the west. Made almost single-handedly by a teenager, who took over when his forum started, then dropped the project, The Last Promise is infamous for its edgy teen writing, the massive tone shifts, and for how its creator worked wizardry to get the hack in the state it is.
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>What happened to your Tear Ring Saga playthrough?
 It's on hiatus. I'm not dropping it.
 >Didn't you play this before?
 I did, almost 7 years ago. As did Siggy, 8 years ago.
 >If I want to play a ROMhack myself, which should I start with?
 Diet made a recommendation list, which I and a few other ROMhack devs helped with.

 https://www.dropbox.com/s/f1y1jgccqw9kyrt/FE%20Romhacks%20v2.0.zip?dl=0
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>>634348701
SAVING PRIVATE SIGGY
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fair warning, I might not be super long playing tonight. I got sick, and I'm feeling entirely exhausted.
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>>634349469
caught the coof?
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>>634349556
no, I think maybe the flu.
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>>634349663
Surely this man who wants money to handle our precious equipment is trustworthy
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Kevindowner status?
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>>634349965
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Liuke?!
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>>634350123
FUCKING INVINCIBLE
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the fuck kind of name is liuke?!
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>>634350725
He is actually named Luke but didn't want to get his arm cut off by the guy called Anakin
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>>634350887
would some fresh bud have saved Anakin from turning?
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he was only pretending.
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>he's some blaine mercenary
how convenient.
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>>634351772
>cannot train your assassin division well enough to not commit team kill randomly
>leaves the prison holding the head of the rebellion that wants to overthrow you in the hands of some random merc
How did these guys managed to conquer the entire continent again?
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he...didn't know good people existed?
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he says, while backstabbing the army under his pseudo-command
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>>634352064
The weed is making his brain worse day by day
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any changes?
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>>634352670
should be only armor knight
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>>634352670
Lets go
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>>634352670
leave Karina for Ben
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>>634350850
Edge counter?
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>>634353026
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>>634353093
Looks good
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oh hey, corben came with the emblem weapons.
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Shon is so strong.
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>>634354390
he only comes with them if you got them in Part 1, also, curiously the Fire Emblem Shrine website that also tells you how to do the rest of the side quests calls Corben "Gordon" i wonder if this was a goof or if that's what his name used to be
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>>634354785
Of course he is. He has a unique promotion and everything!
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Oh, I forgot to compare him to the main character, Anakin!
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>>634355025
Your heroes, ladies and gentlemen
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>>634355025
forget handling the weight, can Kelik handle carrying this army on his shoulders?
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>>634355294
he has help.
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>some random guy shows up while storming the interior of a castle
...okay.
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>A carpenter and shipwright
Is this a shittier James?
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>>634355705
He's your first axe unit if you got Logan instead of Asch, AND has a paired ending with big booba troubador.
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welcome back, Shon.
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pssssh, nothing personnel.
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>5 damage
>with a mage
>against a fucking armorknight
The ABSOLUTE STATE.
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>>634356267
Maybe Anakin needs to try some stronger drugs
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>knight crest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEX0AS6tJpM [Embed]
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>>634356901
>chucks giant axe directly into your face
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should Kevin drop ever using lances again?
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>>634357396
get him to S lances, you don't need more axes other than LIQUIIIIIIIIID
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>>634348543 (OP)
Wasn't he left for dead after that duel? Did he get better?
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who should go rescue Siggy?

>>634357802

https://youtu.be/CPaRVBiKzn0 [Embed]
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>>634357802
Anakin came to help him, and then Fenix fucked off because his master told him to
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>>634357854
Shon so he can pretend he is important
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eh, screw it, I can only imagine this conversation will be funny.

>>634358810
goddamnit, I already started the conversation, and was typing my post when it updated.
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>"Ah Kelik. Why are you here?"
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>>634358850
we should just add this to the invisible "Shon gets cucked" counter
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RE-ENTER.
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>>634359447
either you got screwed or siggy is more squishy than i remembered
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wyvern/10
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>>634359591
the latter. I think he's levelled defensive stats like twice, out of 5 levels.
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>finally gets mag
he's scared of shon
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>>634361080
what a great level
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>>634361247
wait, i thought he turned green once you got to a certain point?
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kelik, you really, REALLY have to stop dying to recruitable allies.

>>634361301
he does. I stuck kelik in his range to kill the mages spawning in.
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I've now moved him out.
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there we go.
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I got a second guiding ring. Who should get it? Cia's scissor sister, or twin peaks diet?
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>>634362000
hawsey
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>>634362000
Emma won't gain much from adding combat utility as she wants to be zipping around doing spot healing/rescuing, and going from 20/- to 20/1 doesn't really change that.
Tamiko goes from perma-benched to actually usable by promoting into a Bishop, plus her Light Magic gets moved to D immediately instead of at E
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>>634362000
Tamiko
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>>634362814
ANAKINBROS DON'T LOOK
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>>634362916
a-at least we can still dance hahaha...
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>>634362814
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
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more voice acting.

do you think this is Arch's voice as Siggy?
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it was like a jackson pollock painting in there.
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Foreshadowing is a narrative device.
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>>634363000
checked
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hey nigger can i have my bike back
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>>634363207
Probably, I know his crit line is Arch's voice
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>>634363643
I'm not that kind of Nigger.

I sold it already anymore.
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>>634363738
>>634363837
A lotta loyalty for a hired gun
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>Nigger's tactics.png
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pirates, you say? 

Like...yo ho ho, or 'NAKAMA!' pirates?