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--- 54609084
Movie night special

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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poop
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nigger
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>>54609111
BASED
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>>54609111
I like your style.
--- 54609118
>>54609084 (OP)
Don't glorify this kind of behavior. I saw some Russian or Chinese kids doing this and they fell off the buildings it was major cap frfr.
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>>54609111
checked and poop-pilled
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>>54609111
faggot
--- 54609130
Realty Income. Buy it in your Roth IRA
--- 54609131
Long Max Holloway
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>>54609120
we got a pee-er over here guys. point and laugh
--- 54609139
Thread is off to a great start so far.
--- 54609205
13 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)!
--- 54609208
>>54609084 (OP)
The stock market has become a ponzi fueled by pension money pumping up ETFs. 
If you treat it for what it is, a scam and pump and dump it you'll do great, if you hodle you'll lose everything.
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>>54609178
>>54609199

all the data is fake now though
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>>54609205
>righteous bucks
unironically me cashing out a humble options spread for the 3rd time this week.
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>>54609084 (OP)
JANNIES CLEAN IT UPPPP!!!
--- 54609249
>Henlo I have a voicemail for Mr. Lil Nas X
>Sorry I do not want a candy wrapper
>Well I want to help get his Daq up
>No I will not hold
>Yes a banana daiquiri sounds delicious
>Thank you I will wait
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>>54609247
>18% gratuity charge added
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>>54609217
yet the market directly reacts to it. the march state coincident index is getting released april 26, and for april its may 24 which tradingview doesn't list in its calendar. based on current trends it will sink blow the critical 2.5% to indicate the true start of the recession in june, but will only be reported first in july after everything has taken a huge slump
--- 54609307
In case you want to soothe yourself with some drawing while you ponder your stock choices, here are some tips.
--- 54609315
Movie night movie night get in here! tonite's feature is Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)!
--- 54609325
Honestly there is nothing more repulsive then a day trader. Real wealthy people that aren't memes and hold power that means something are laser focused predators. Day traders are like the gazelle. Zero conviction just here and there. Even social media shitfluencers can at least claim they have built a following like a preacher. Day traders have no following cause they are just liquidity for us intelligent people. Hell I respect the boglehead do nothings more cause they have the strength to hold something in the up and down. Swingies and options gamblers are just a hair above day traders, slightly less worthless scum that are still liquidity to make holders like me richer doing nothing but acting on long term plans.
--- 54609356
What are your year long plays /SMG/?
I'm thinking this is the year Uranium breaks thru
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>>54609356
NDIV
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>>54609356
Intc
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>>54609111
Fpbp
--- 54609453
bros i want to buy NTDOY

i just watched the mario movie, i always thought peach was boring and wasnt hot but i got a boner a few times during the movie
hbowser even sang about peach's peaches like a really horny simp and i got horny too
peach was in her mario kart biker suit at some point too and there was a prominent shot of her ass

i just dont want to be screwed by ADR fees and foreign taxes
--- 54609473
>what you bears are saying makes easy sense, but what if you are all wrong?
>if we're wrong then it gets even worse because you retard mumus will just pump everything into higher unsustainable meme prices above increasingly worse earnings.
>mumus are like a bunch of niggers all excited to buy spin rims and short wall tires for their junkers with their tax refunds while their engines are knocking loudly

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/topstocks/morgan-stanley-s-chris-toomey-is-bearish-on-stocks-expects-dramatic-sell-off/vi-AA19PPi8
--- 54609489
These are the final weeks and months of living in a somewhat normal-ish first world country for most posters in this thread. Enjoy them while they last.
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>>54609489
two more weeks
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>>54609473
Sounds like cope
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>>54609489
What're we thinking, 3 months or so?
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>>54609489
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>>54609489
I crave circuit breakers
I want everyone to suffer
--- 54609656
It's over for me on Monday, my calls wont print. I've come to terms, I'm gonna kms depending on what happens
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>>54609656
thats why u dont buy short expiries

ive never lost money on calls because even if it goes -50% unrealized i have enough expiry to get bailed out back to green
actually all my bought calls have gone at least -30% before going up, though granted i never get anything crazy like +2000%, only +50%-100%, and +400% one really lucky time
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>>54609473
That does appear to be about the shape of it, yes.
--- 54609699
Anyway the next crisis is probably gonna start around Wednesday this week, it'll be another bank/financials (like insurance) failure. Warren Buffett announced he doomped his bank stocks a few days ago.
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>>54609139
Not even a previous link, wtf the baker is a broke tranny with AIDS trying to derail our gains
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>>54609199
What's funny is how in 2019 we were already headed towards a bad recession, but look at SPY and the pump, during 2019.. it was gaining a ton before the covid crash.. my bet is banks knew it/fed knew it and used covid as way to fill there bags for the upcoming decade of crabbage.
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>>54609217
If it was fake why show it going down. Outside of CRE you'd think the main economy is doing fine
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>>54609489
Stop spreading fear Bobo

Embrace hope
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>>54609473
Nigger tech was the GPT AI pump from the first quarter 
>Done
SPY isn't dropping because there is a rotation from growth to value. But it can barely break 420. Look to the extreme moves down
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>>54609781
it was because of pic related. trump got mad and told him to pivot so the market won and calmed down. unironically a coincidence
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>>54609848
I *hope* to pick up a few things at bargain basement prices.
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>>54609856
Fed tightening is going to affect far more than tech memes.
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>drunk
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>>54609960
>Bullish on inappropriate messages to your (female) broker
--- 54610041
So assuming picrel is true and things are going to get absolutely fucked in the next few years, a complete collapse of morals, pure weimar degeneracy, how do you play it, financially?
Normalfags will be caught up in their escapism meme of choice (sex, drugs, videogames, VR, talmudvision, etc) and be too stupid to act critically.
This seems like pharma companies, cigarette makers, that sort of thing would be a good position
--- 54610043
IF YOU STILL LOVE ME
https://youtu.be/ugfkXPZsbmw [Embed]
--- 54610104
REPTILLIANS CREATED YOU AND ARE NOW CRASHING THE MARKET. CAN YOU NOT GET THAT EXTREMELY SIMPLE CONCEPT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL?
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>>54610104
yea but how can i profit from it? i mean, how does that help me pick a stock to buy or even change my day-to-day life?
--- 54610132
>>54610091
>mo money no problems
This shit is going to come crashing down so hard.
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>>54610110
Ah. Now that's the existential question. Say the repitilian conspiracy is completely true. Does that really change your life in any meaningful way at all?
--- 54610143
>>54610038
help me i'm hooked
--- 54610145
>>54610104
typical reptilian hubris
enjoy getting rekd by Christ
--- 54610157
This woman is saying the current shit n piss is not pricing in a recession, she's saying it may go down about 10%
https://youtu.be/pdvzwRV8PbA [Embed]

Also want to know what you guys thought about Nvidia's upcoming earning report in May, are we expecting bad numbers seeing as things have been pretty tough on the consumer generally in the past quarter?
--- 54610162
I like to think that I am on the good side of the reptilians. I have pet geckos and spoil them for being such dorky little goobers.
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>>54610140
Yes because I want a pokemon bf/gf
--- 54610181
I have a feeling Nvidia has done shitty numbers just anecdotally, people barely have money left for groceries and rent and fuel, so who is buying GPUs now?
--- 54610196
>>54609684
Yeah I should've bought more far dated calls, I greeded like crazy on friday. I really hope i get out break even on monday
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>>54610157
Mike Wilson>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>retard bimbo
at least 20%
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>>54610199
Who even uses the word bimbo this century lmao
I agree with him too fwiw. I just have a hard time comprehending current mumu euphoria. Like, do they know they are buying at the top or are they just being deliberately malicious and egging stupid people into making terrible decisions?
I sometimes think about doing the same, just becoming a fake mumu on here but actually convincing, not like the Ukraine loving reddit retard namefag who seems too obviously fake mumu or bait but I just would rather spend time on other stuff. 

There is just too much bad shit that isn't being accounted for. Yield curve must un-invert at some point. Rate kikes still going up. Fed wants more unemployment, they'll be satisfied when it's near 4.5%. Credit issues everywhere, banking issues. Commercial real estate ready to tank the US economy. Taiwan. Oil shenanigans, that spike up in crude the other day. Buffett dumping bank stocks. Gold on a rip. Heavy concentration in a few megacap stocks like Nvidia and Tesla. Permabull retards like Tom Lee coming out with their usual top signals (Lee called for 4750 a few days ago). Jews like Yellen in US government saying economy is fine, nothing to see here. People barely affording keeping the lights on. Oh and the real interesting one to me personally, PPI collapsing and almost deflating which means the economy will follow soon enough. Mumutards will come and say everything is fine and the market has priced everything in but they'll never point out to me how any of what I've just typed is wrong. They'll talk over me and try and shout me down like reddit troons but they'll never have an actual argument.
This is why I'm bearish.
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>>54610181
Market doesn't care. Dude AI lmao
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>>54610281
Not sure you get how earnings work, little guy.
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>>54609493
wtf is in 2 weeks faggot?
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>>54609489
mumus heem
bobos scream
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>>54610270
mumus are influenced by demons to instill fomo into sensible bobos so that the synagogue of satan can rug whomever falls into their trap. mumus are not all intentionally doing this, they are just having their own weaknesses, like greed, or fear compensations, pride, etc. exploited by the demons. they will relentlessly try to convince you that the swimming water is a great temp to dive into like them. part of what is being exploited in them (by the demons) is the mechanism that convincing others of their illusion reinforces it for themselves, even though deep down they know that it is bullshit and they are afraid.
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>>54610336
>mumus are not all intentionally doing this
You assume good about people, I know people are scum. Believe me a lot of them do it maliciously because they know dumb people will trust them. It's similar to crypto, people just want to believe in fairy tales about pajeet shit coins because the alternative is to believe humanity is mostly worthless trash who are scamming you and that's tough to admit.
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>>54610270
>>54610199
Hello, Vatniks. The American ecconomy is robust and strong, you doomer losers lost.
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>>54610666
>trip 666
>1pbtid
Thank you for exposing your lies satan
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>>54610397
Just don’t get scammed bro
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>>54610686
Buy NVIDIA or you'll never make it.
--- 54610716
BUT I would personally put the odds very high like 90%+. Enough to get excited when pajama bears slap RemindMes on my 3800 comments. Its been quite pleasurable collecting on them so far... maybe even as fun as making money on green days . InternationalTop said Im delusional and we'll see 3500 in April. Once we easily stay above both 3800 and 3500, it'll be interesting to find out the new goalposts and doom narrative.

So why not do a degen bet with calls? Because 7 x 3 x 2 x 5 x 0 = 0. I'm bound to fuck up eventually and all it takes is one zero.

I have a small play account that I trade for fun but I just don't believe in selling. At some point this crab movement will break upwards and swing traders will regret it.

Re employment, Im sorry there is nothing "undeniable" about it being lagging. May 2000, April 2007. Insane job losses occurred in those months and the market continued to hit ATH in both cases. There was absolutely enough time to get out with a nice profit.

The Fed is absolutely telling us the opposite that unemployment is going up. In fact their actions speak so loudly, even if I went partially deaf I wouldn't hear it incorrectly.

Slowing down hikes very quickly, keeping real yields negative, throwing $500B at banks, keeping financial conditions loose..they should be cautious rightfully and they are doing an immaculate job.

This is a Fed that has delivered one of the lowest unemployment rates in history. They have lifted incomes of millions of blacks and the disabled, not just nominally, above inflation too. This is a pro labor, pro worker Fed and THAT is what is undeniable.

I also realize that there's so much damn history of how this will play out that it doesn't take a genius to see what will happen.
--- 54610723
Stocks went 30x in 35 years following the last currency reset!!!

It was a fun game and we'll definitely get to play again in several years but now it's time to unplug the XBox and go play outside for a bit. Then and only then let it reboot and start again.

There are short term debt cycles and long term debt cycles that play out over 50-70 yrs. The latter always plays out the same way. With printing and gradual destruction of cash and debt. Workers will mostly be fine but wealth will be gently deleted.

They most definitely are not going to crash the economy or cause massive job loss. At least not for several years.
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>>54609118
go back to r*ddit
this thread is for risk-taking thrill seekers only
--- 54610819
Whats going on with ticker tpti ? Should I sell puts?
--- 54610835
>check 401k from old job
>attempt to sell
>can't sell
>have to roll 401k into new account
how the fuck is this allowed
is this why the market has so much goddamn retard money, people just throwing money at their 401k and unable to capitalize on selling peaks?
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>>54610819
Ptpi***
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>>54610835
401ks are designed to provide exit liquidity to jews so goyim are left holding the bag
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>>54610666
Ah the cuck is here
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>>54610716
How much is your current portfolio worth, cuck? I know you will lie anyway but just try to be truthful if you can
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>>54610716
>This is a pro labor, pro worker Fed and THAT is what is undeniable.
In the Fed minutes they talk about going to 4.5% unemployment lol
You're lying or dumb or both
You type like a typical reddit trash, lot of opinions with no actual information or facts
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>>54610912
This is not a bobo doomer safe space, sorry you faggots can't handle that.
>>54610929
I'm not telling you.
>>54610938
I literally am a redditor.
--- 54610968
the 2021-2022 decline has been a generational buying opportunity for lots of stocks, spotify still not back to even 2019 prices despite being considerably larger today
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>>54609356
Hydrogen
oil
pm
uranium
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>>54610946
>>54610946
>not telling you.
Kek you talk big for a cowardly name fag
At least the baggies here have a sense of self awareness and aren't afraid to disclose such details. You are simply a low IQ narcissist likely on the old side, can't even boast properly.
--- 54611015
iverybadlywanttohavesexwithanasianwoman
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>>54609356
>>54610985
Uranium Kings
--- 54611041
Imagine being long at the beginning of the 2023 stock market crash.
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>>54611015
sideways pussay really be the best pussay n sheeeeiiiitt, nigguhhh
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>>54611041
The S&P 500 will never be below 4000 ever again.
--- 54611108
>>54611086
You already admitted to being a shill, bagelfaggot.
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>>54611083
Scoops, do you still have a job?
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>>54611108
Incorrect, I said I do it for free, shills get paid.
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>>54611131
It doesn't matter. You admitted to sockpuppeting to push your troon shit.
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54586433/#54586576
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>>54611129
of course, faget
da scoops is le irreplaceable n sheeeeiiittt
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>>54611171
That's what you think until they lay off your entire team.
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>>54611181
my entire team is definitely replaceable
da scoops is not
lern teh difrence n sheeeiiittt, nigguh
>one be scops
>the other b… NOT SCOPS
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>>54611202
If it's an org level layoff they don't look at individual performance. Often they don't even consult your management chain.
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>>54611202
A pajeet could replace you, think about that.
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>>54611136
It isn't troon shit, I believe everything I "push". The market will have at least 10 more years of bullrun before we have our next dump.
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>>54611247
Bullshit. You're constantly raiding /biz/ with neoleftist NAFO-tier spam.
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>>54611247
You believe it based on zero evidence so it's equally worthless. If you have any evidence you haven't ever provided it or attempted to present an argument against bobos, other than pure emotion and opinion. You are the equivalent of Robert Kiyosaki or Harry Dent, but as a mumu.
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>>54611247
Btw if you ever did present facts and evidence, link it here, I'm always willing to consider facts objectively, unlike you
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And the reddit cuck goes quiet when challenged for facts. Now you get why we don't like you.
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>>54610666
Imagine having the literal same take as Janet Yellen. I bet you took the vax didn't you.
How is it you cucks all follow the same patterns?
Ukraine support, vaxcuck, believing in the economy despite all the evidence, probably supported lockdowns.
Admit you just take the opposing stance of whatever you perceive to be racist Nazis, even when you're wrong in the face of evidence.
Just seething troon babies, all of you. Can't admit you're wrong, even some children know better than this.
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>>54611247
>believe everything I "push"
It's not a religion you retard, unlike supporting Ukraine. This is all about economic data. Fucking idiot.
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>>54611247
Are you an actual tranny?
--- 54611363
I get it guys. The tranny is believing in the American economy because it knows when the grid goes out and SHTF it's going to end up as fertilizer very, very fast.
Don't take the troon seriously. It's doing this like a little yipping dog that needs the economy to function for it's actual existence.
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>>54609084 (OP)
gettin' vertigo just looking at that pic
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let talk about VIX.
--- 54611388
is it time to buy now has the recession been cancelled?
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>>54611375
>>54611388
Look at VIX retard
Is it time to buy, you tell me
--- 54611465
This thread is 90% bobochuds, that's the only signal I need to double down on my bull thesis.
--- 54611491
>>54609084 (OP)
Will ((They)) allow us to make it?
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>>54611465
What about facts and evidence
Not too hot on those
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>>54610317
(You) being 2 weeks less nu
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>>54609356
>>54610985
>>54611018
KINGS
--- 54611622
Imagine shorting the BIGGEST bullrun of our decade
>Bu-but

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEAR
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>futures
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>>54611622
You continue to argue like a woman, with emotion and opinion and zero evidence. Why did you come here from reddit? You're not getting heckin upboats here, how do you live without validation?
--- 54611657
>>54611622
Anyway since you seem to be immune to logic being a troon, last thing I will say to you is WHOA BLACK BETTY
--- 54611681
Buy CLF stock.
--- 54611854
Happy Easter Frens
Hristos Voskrese!
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>>54611854
happy easter
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Bros...
--- 54611987
Who here buying GameStop? They made more money last quarter than Amazon did all year.
--- 54612004
>>54611961
what the fuck website even is that?
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>>54611987
GME won't survive the oncoming depression.
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>>54612004
>futa
Most heterosexual americans
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>>54611987
Been there, done that. I bought GME at 3ish when it was supposed to go bankrupt according to the "media". I'm now buying BBBY because it's supposed to go bankrupt according to the "media".
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>>54611987
How did they made money though
--- 54612042
The horrifying reality that none of you are willing to accept is that this is the decade of the crab
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>>54612042
>AI will come online in full force
>Crab
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>>54612042
>crab
That would be cute, but I'm afraid it's much much worse.
--- 54612085
>>54612048
What happens when an unstoppable AI backed resistance meets an unstoppable AI backed support? An era of a mathematically programmed hypercrab
--- 54612090
>>54612033
It’s pretty simple. They got fucked over by covid while at the same time being sabotaged from the inside by a consulting agency called BCG. Now covid’s over and they’re under new leadership. They also raised a billion dollars by doing an offering at the peak of the “meme stock” craze. So they got a shit ton of cash on hand. Closed down underperforming stores, opened new ones in popular areas, leaned into collectibles like Pokémon cards, upped their digital sales numbers. On top of that there are about 200,000 plebbitors who will go out of their way to buy everything they need from GameStop. Shit like batteries. People also realized that GameStop offers warranties on shit like Xbox controllers which always fail within like six months. So GameStop makes money on the warranty, buys defective controllers, refurbishes them for next to nothing and resells them at near-full price and pockets the difference. This is basically their main source of income. Buy used, sell used. The whole “physical is dead” narrative has been spun for years but it’s not even close to true. Approximately 30% of games are still sold physical and the profit margin on used products is massive.
>>54612026
>I’m now buying BBBY
Pic related
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>>54612085
>AI liquidating retail simply for the lolz
--- 54612107
>>54612090
>opened new ones in popular areas
Did they? Never heard about it
--- 54612122
>>54612054
Era of bobo isn't a bad thing, an era of bobo is just an opening act for a new era of mumu that lets you fill up your bags. A crab era leads to nothing but crab. Everything returns to crab
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>>54612107
It’s a work in progress, but yeah they’re opening new stores all over. It’s not just downsizing that they’re doing
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>>54612122
I always knew at a young age that crabs were terrible creatures never to be trusted. They bring nothing good or nothing bad to this world. They bring nothing at all.
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>>54612126
I’ve tried to google but didn’t find anything about new stores and their addresses.
Thought they only had good quarter because of downsizing.
If they’re really expanding that’s great
--- 54612159
I got really stoned and decided to watch moonfall and now I have anxiety
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>>54612147
It’s not exactly news, so that’s why you don’t hear about it, but it’s definitely happening. The flagship store was a bigger story I guess, but I’m not exactly sure what their goal is with that. I know that the bitch who was in charge of like “store experience” or whatever just left the company on good terms, so if they’re doing some kind of reimagining of the brick and mortar locations, I’d imagine right about now is when they begin implementing it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11aa66f/gamestop_opening_up_new_store_in_san_ramon_ca/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11u9dxf/moar_gamestop_openings/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/12lrd6g/today_gamestop_opens_the_first_flagship_new/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
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>>54612026
LBO to private would end up being about 3$ a share even if you held full retard style, I'm planning on laddering out once it gets around 12$ in the volatility preceding it. Sitting on 10k shares myself.
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>>54612147
Looks like they're gonna keep a mix of existing locations that perform well that got a mild revamp and they're building new locations focused on a more premium experience with PC building services and gaming cafes. They opened their new flagship in Milano, Italy this past week and I've been to several of their locations here in the states, they all got a facelift and the lowest performing locations got shutdown. They're also doing product delivery with uber and doordash now. Plus a little more than a quarter of the company is held in direct registration which is functionally the same as being boomers and holding paper shares removed from the system entirely, they're doing great as a company and have a ton of cash on hand to boot. It's a real value play now.
--- 54612254
Nothing will happen until yields come back down to zero again, and the fed is playing tough with its higher for longer game so you will be waiting a while
--- 54612328
nothing more bullish than the Fed needing to do bigger hikes, but can't because banks will shit their pants
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Another relaxing day. Called the city waste management dept friday. Getting a new garbage can sometime this week. Person I talked to was actually helpful and nice and didn't give me any runaround bullshit. Course if I get a surprise bill in the mail ($75) over it then yeah we got problems. Read another hentai doujin; 30 year old college teacher dude marries young high school student. Goody for him right? Wrong, seems he promised her dad that as a condition of him marrying her he would not fuck her or knock her up till after she graduated. (Which uh WTF?). Young Wife grows horny and pissed over no sex and takes maters into her own hands. She spikes his food with liquor to get him in the mood and finally gets the fucking she wants. (Her mother is on board with this plan).
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tummy rumblies
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>>54612328
Yeah, the whole market is fake and gay man. SPY should be at like $230 but the Jews printed like a quadrillion dollars to prop it up. Everything is happening in slow motion because they’re pulling out all the stops to put a band aid on the situation, but they can’t stop the incoming crash. Regular people know that everything is fucked because they can’t afford to buy groceries, but all the rich jews are trying to pretend like everything is fine. Shit is obviously not fine. You don’t have three major banks failing “randomly” if everything is fine. You don’t have fucking Saudi Arabia ditching the dollar if everything is fine. There is going to be a retardedly massive crash in the near future. Just remember:the crash always happens AFTER the fed pivots.
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>Virtually 0 earnings next week
Well shit
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>>54609279
>which tradingview doesn't list in its calendar.
The most important indicator is the PCE and core PCE for the fed so same for the market.
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>>54612573
Yellen said the fed should be able to pause rate hikes now and everything is fine. I noticed that even my normalfag friends are starting to get nervous. When even the normalfags don't believe the lies anymore you know we're in trouble.
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>>54612654
Does anyone have like normalfags finance guys they follow on twitter? I don't talk to that many people, so I don't get this indicator. I have also heard that hot waitresses have started to get hired more frequently which is also supposed to be an indicator.
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>>54612732
The finance guys are all on the payroll so they will tell you everything is fine. See Jim Cramer for example.
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>>54612747
There's got to be like a loose cannon midwit out there though.
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>>54612757
Yeah that's burry.
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>>54610270
you got some legit points there
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>>54612757
Anyone, and I mean literally anyone that talks about finance has an angle and bias to push. The only real way to gain alpha from listening is to listen to everything and deduce all of it to make your own decisions or when you get really good listen to fucking nobody and use whatever anyone says as an indicator that might be worth acting on. Or just inverse everything Jim Cramer says while never going all in on any move you make based off of inversing him for the odd times he's actually right, but that's at best 5-10% of the time. When he said Boeing was good last week if you'd opened a near-strike short position you'd have made a good rip within the very next day. Also, never take anything anyone says here at face value, they are often wrong or retarded or pushing the inverse of what they think will happen. Hedge everything and DYOR, whether that's paying whores to fart in your mouth and going long or short based on the taste and smell or learning about actual financial fundamentals and poring through earnings reports until your eyes bleed straight off the companies websites. Less positions are better than more. And lurk for two years before posting again unless it's a frog or a literal shitpost.
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>>54612799
>paying whores to fart in your mouth
based
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>>54612799
Don't tell me what to do chud. I've been here since 2019
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>>54612747
>See Jim Cramer for example.
just inverse him it's that simple
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>>54612799
>Anyone, and I mean literally anyone that talks about finance has an angle and bias to push.
Yeah, pretty much. As soon as you start talking with people on the internet about investing, every scam artist in the world is going to smell the money in your pocket and come running. There isn’t a single ticker symbol you can talk about on Twitter or stocktwits without someone barging in and trying to sell you their bags from some other shit stock or coin. I literally never fucking listen to anything anyone has to say about anything involving money. Fucking a, most of the time you hear about any investment, it’s too late. Just look at data and use your head.
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>>54612573
the crash will happen before the pivot this time because for the first time ever the fed is keeping interest rates high and hiking higher while major imminent recession indicators are blaring. which is to say, the crash is going to happen like it always does and the fed doesn't care to pivot; crashes aren't caused by pivots but by conditions associated with pivots.
realistically we have only 2 more months at most before the crash, and should be expected sooner
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>>54612328
>banks will shit their pants
not to worry fed will clean them up
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>>54612349
>She spikes his food with liquor to get him in the mood and finally gets the fucking she wants.
based
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>>54611420
yes
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Any good handsome duck stocks?
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Complete noob here, should I get an account with interactive brokers or XTB? I mostly just want to buy ETFs.
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https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/acmr

Thoughts?
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>>54612872
>crashes aren't caused by pivots but by conditions associated with pivots.
We have a winner
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>>54613281
MODS
--- 54613335
It's a tight labor market and I still get lots of recruiters trying to headhunt me on LinkedIn. Instead of quitting my job, I've developed a bolder DGAF personality where I let more of my inappropriate sense of humor and 4chan power level shine through. I'm not afraid to share memes or videos even if they would be considered NSFW. I slack off at work, joke about how little work I do, joke about my autism, alcoholism, and mental illnesses. I drunk post in our work chats outside of work hours. I've wondered how much I can up the ante before I get fired. Instead, it makes people think I'm funny, authentic, and genuine and I'm praised for how much I contribute to team culture.
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>>54613301
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>>54610817
Upside:
- slightly cooler view than 5ft back
- slight bragging rights

Downside
- you fucking die a horrific death
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>>54613335
>Instead, it makes people think I'm funny, authentic, and genuine
awesome just abuse those powers anon
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>Social security will run out in 8 years
We're going to end up bailing out the boomers at our expense aren't we?
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>>54613335
Your mileage may vary. My industry is cybersecurity and all my coworkers are zoomers.
>>54613401
They think I'm good at memes because I can always whip out a relevant GIPHY on Slack in seconds, but it's because I've been on 4chan for 19 years and have ADHD.
--- 54613459
bobos said the market would go lower
>it never did
bobos said we would retest the lows
>we never did
bobos said there would be much better buying opportunities
>there werent and now we are priced out

thanks bobo
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>>54613403
They’ll just money printer and grandfather in everyone already collecting and give the finger to everyone else. I do not expect to ever be able to collect social security
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>>54613403
How much the treasury department got on hand to pay denbts?
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>>54612784
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>>54613459
Thought you said you were gonna go ahead and buy while the vix was at 17. Go on then, do it and stop complaining. Remember to come back here and screech like an autistic tranny and blame us when the VIX goes back to 30.
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>>54613403
how close is the default
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>>54609699
literally fake and gay
imagine thinking the elite aren't purposely making you fearful (just like the start of every bullrun)
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>>54609489
bottom signal
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>>54612872
2 more weeks
put your life savings in puts dated for next year
bet you anything we are still crabbing
we will be crabbing for the next 10 years, US is stagnant and decaling but not crashing fast
+ 0DTE daily options we are never crashing or mooning. anytime soon that is.
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>>54613463
Yeah Bong here and I've written off ever getting a state pension.
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>>54613480
>Measuring buy and sell opportunities based on an index that is broken.
--- 54613627
Hmm here's an idea; They got support groups for everything now right?. Well what about a virgin ending group. Bunch of virgins lose it to a "support professional" to help them get over their fear of girls. Hey its not prostitution. This is actual help here.
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>>54609876
>>54609781
GDP was crap in december 2019
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>>54613639
everyone is expecting the dump, which is exactly why i wont happen.
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>>54609371
this at $30
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>>54613689
>equities trading far above earnings
>earnings heading worse
>dump not coming
muh contrarian non normieism
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>>54613751
literally all priced in and bullish
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>>54613751
also delusional bers said the same thing around xmas.. "just wait until Q1 earnings we are heading to 350 SPY"
lol nothing matters. they have the leverage to manipulate and keep this market afloat and chopping us to death. they have tricks up their sleeves nobody is aware of, you have no idea what they are doing behind the scenes.
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>>54613639
by what metric?
>>54613609
i already have all my money where my mouth is, do you?
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>>54612573
sp500 will reach it's ATH then crash hard
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>>54613689
Starting to believe this to be honest, but then again that would mean last year's dump shouldn't have happened
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>>54609684
how many days out do you typically target?

I've bee liking 60 for swings lately. and closing with 1 week left if at BE
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>>54613764
Bad news is good news until it isn't.
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Ready for fireworks tomorrow?
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>>54613807
no because i know we are in a chop market for a long time. there is a reason the MM algo hedge funds released 0DTE expirees for the lemmings to partake. the fed has the leverage now and $$ to keep us stagnant. which is better than collapsing.
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>>54613817
anyone who honestly believes in anything being 'priced in' is financially illiterate. absolutely nothing is priced in its just gambling
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>>54613844
>fireworks
So, a sharp rise at open then crab for the rest of the day?
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>>54613689
>Everyone is expecting dinner, that's why it won't happen
>Everyone is expecting the world to do another rotation, that's why it won't happen
>Everyone is expecting OPEC to cut production that's why it won't happen
Where did this retarded logic even start
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>>54613367
It wouldn't be so horrific. The fall might be scary, but you wouldn't feel a thing when you landed.
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>>54613858
 news doesn't matter. nothing matters, only what they say and want. its all fake and bullshit. just like the CPI and GDP numbers. they control the markets and the price. there will never be a full blown collapse. sorry.
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>>54613886
they will collapse it when they want it to. that is what it means. and right now would be fucking stupid lol. wait for SPY to get ATH, then i might start agreeing.
--- 54613941
What did all you guys that bough WEAT last year do on your taxes when there’s no K-3 form available through Teucrium?
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>>54613459
Yid curve still inverted I wouldn't be celebrating until a year passes after it uninverting
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>>54609656
And my AAPL Puts won't print, because of everyone's irrational exuberance.
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>>54613953
the more bearish the chart looks, the more bullish it is. haven't you figured out the game.
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>>54613794
yes, just wait till Q1 earnings, which have only begun reporting with the megabanks who benefitted from deposits moving out of regionals.
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>>54614021
>which have only begun reporting with the megabanks who benefitted from deposits moving out of regionals.
does it make it any less valid? its hilarious how bers always say 'if xyz didn't happen it would have collapsed" since 2008. bunch of boomer schiffs in here
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>>54614049
talk about retarded, my point had nothing to do with those banks wouldn't have prospered without that, the point is that the regionals will be reporting negatively.
--- 54614080
What are some good business video games?
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>>54614066
priced in (not a meme)
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>>54613941
Don't own WEAT, but for my MLP I just pretended that box 16 checkmark doesn't exist.
What else can you do when they haven't sent the form?

They're pretty much required to say they're offering the form, but for most people it shouldn't contain anything relevant to your own tax filing. You could always amend later if needed.
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>>54614057
Kek, CBDC will directly effect minorities and their shady dealings. Law abiding whites already abandoned cash a while ago.
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>>54614093
If everything is always priced in then prices would not move.
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>>54613941
Say that Russians sank your WEAT and claim a Ukraine war tax credit for the full value.
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>>54613886
It's a good investing instinct to bet on prices mean reverting once everyone's bought in. You're right that other stuff often experiences positive feedback instead, but that's rarer in markets (see: GME's squeeze to 400)
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What am i buying this week?
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>>54614080
Idol manager
--- 54614197
I don't really side with the bobo that much in 2023 but when you stop and think about it the mentality on wall street has really changed to the point that reality would hit like a brick wall and I think the bobo posters are kind of in the right. Steve jobs was told to leave apple over sales figures in the 80s while elon musk throws money at shitcoins, buys overvalued companies, complains when the FED wants to keep rates high, and is now dumping money on GPUs yet there is no board of shareholders that shut him down. Amazing what 40 years has done to the mindset of "institute" investors. They might as well be wallstreetbet lurkers.
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>>54614129
what will become the currency for illicit activities?
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>>54614189
Uh... excuse me. I do business with some of those companies
--- 54614254
So if CPI is a YoY metric they're comparing current inflation to 2022 and that compared to 2021. That means inflation is just slowing down comapred to peak inflation, things aren't actually less expensive.
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>>54614197
don't forget elon also hollering for shorting to be banned.