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Unmedicated laugh edition
Previous: >>47196377 →
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/akaihaato_hololive
Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg
Haachama Dark Web: https://youtube.com/channel/UCHj_mh57PVMXhAUDphUQDFA
Twitter: https://twitter.com/akaihaato
Red Heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg [Embed] [Embed]
Infinity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI [Embed] 
Buta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOCwMoiTFIQ [Embed] 
Previous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyL4nq53AHc&ab_channel=HAACHAMACh赤井はあと [Embed]
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First for her favorite food!
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>>47395362 (OP)
FYI, there is an extra embed on the red heart part OP. Someone needs to be fired for that blunder.
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>>47395474
This. I demand OPs badge, gun, and virginity.
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>>47395474
>>47395709
F-forgive me...
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>>47395931
Pic related is your punishment.
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>>47395410
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Reminder that Chammers and her 8 kids are dead today too.
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>>47396681
Why would you kill them?
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>>47396681
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN I LOVE HAACHAMA TODAY
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Can't believe she's still ALIVE!
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>>47397435
proof?
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>>47397659
If Haachama was dead, then I would also be dead. But I'm not right?
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>>47397659
she's still looking for proof, silly
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https://twitter.com/dxvlm/status/1647224100878942208
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>>47396865
Nothing is stopping you from loving a dead body
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>>47398643
I love it!
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>>47400972
Chammers get out of there you silly goose
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>>47400972
SukunaChama...
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Where is my Chammers...
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https://youtu.be/gyJQ9u_UKbo [Embed]
chama....
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What is the management thinking not giving a single fucking update about Haachama. Even if it's a Haachama tweet being tweeted my the manager would satisfy me
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>>47402737
chama...
how long do you think this was in the works for?
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>>47403514
why would you ever expect Cover to be competent?
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>>47403514
It's kind of hard to explain your talent is both in a mental ward and pregnant
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>>47402737
this unironically hurts me, and now I'm sad
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>>47402737
damn...
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>>47402737
https://youtu.be/CQ9Bc5L6T4I?t=5 [Embed]
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>>47402737
This is it isnt it? The real sign she isnt coming back.
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>>47402737
I've been hopeful that Haachama is just taking a small break and she will be back soon but this is honestly starting to make me doubt. What if she isn't coming back. It looks pretty grim...
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>>47402737
OBJECTION
https://youtu.be/pyvZZIAu8tQ [Embed]
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>>47409217
>This was recorded in February
IT'S OGRE
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>>47409335
Should have used edgeworths finger wag
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I miss her so much...
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>>47409217
tsk tsk read the description anonchama
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>>47409335
>>47410387
B-but they won't be airing an episode with a soon to be graduated chuuba, right?
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>>47411287
They gave Coco an outfit
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People posting idiot things about her since she is gone. pregnant, etc....... wtf

I used to talk her on one of her social media account a few times. Since her hiatus as vtuber she is not answering and not active on social media.

I am also friend with a few of her university classmates and I asked them about her. Nobody said anything, they said they don't want to talk about this.

So I think she might have suffered a really bad accident and hospitalized or she is really gone.
I don't want to ask her sister about this because it already felt weird to ask the mutual friends.

but i'm kind of worried now because she was a fun friend to talk to (i barely watched her vtuber stuffs).... so i just hope she is not gone yet and she will recover whatever happened with her.
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>>47412348
I really wish I was this delusional at times like these. I really do
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>>47411287
They're featuring Haachama in the main channel a lot. It's similar to Coco receiving a new outfit, getting to interview Yagoo, appearing in hologra after a long time, etc
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>>47412348
go back to sleep haachama, you're supposed to be sick
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>>47412348
>Haatons miss chama so much they've gone full schizo
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>>47412348
I know what you're talking about anon...I've been camping out of her home right around the corner where the b lack cat always sleep, just shy from that vending machine and she genuinely hasn't left her home in more than a month....there was a single day where I wasn't in the tent, I hope she hasn't escaped the house in that day where I was busy....I'm very worried
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>>47412348
>I am also friend with a few of her university classmates
then what degree is she(or was) getting? or the type of school she goes to? you should know since you know her classmates.
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I'm so desperate and mindbroken that I believe any anon in this thread except the most obvious bait
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>>47412348
Proof?
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>>47415353
She's getting married and is conflicted between starting a family and streaming
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>>47412348
Why would you come here with such an obvious lie? What were you hoping to accomplish?
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Post more creative writing, but be brutally graphic and pretend you're me(her husband).
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If she genuinely found someone she wants to spend her life with I would be happy for her. I'd just hope that he is treating her well.
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>>47420566
how do you know it's a "he"?
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>>47422045
Yeah, it's an it
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>>47422045
>Chammers being a lesbian
roru
rumao
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>>47422045
She's straight. You'd know this if you ever listened to her.
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I eat my own toenails.
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>>47422045
why does your kind always beg for gay sex
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>>47422045
t. Miko
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Miko is the only one allowed to cuck me.
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>>47425055
Hoshikawa doko?
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>>47422960
How long are they when you cut them? Do you prepare them in any way, or do you just swallow them raw? I've chewed mine, but swallowing always seemed like a bad idea.
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>>47402737
Plenty of members have said that covers can be in the works for months, and Chammers has been either sick or busy since the end of last year so it really doesn't mean that much.
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>>47425055
I miss HaachaCoco....
Good an old time....
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>>47411791
They gave Coco outfit before Hologes2 but Luna Idol outfit had problem ( her's arm broke ) so they decide not use idol outfit for Luna.

Coco's first idol outfit debut is her graduation.
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>>47403514
Because Hololive must have permission from her's family if Haachama is comatose and can't answer to anyone
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>>47429385
He's talking about her dragon kigurumi she revealed a couple weeks before her last stream. That was her million-sub gift and they had to rush to finish it.
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>>47413044
Robotic engineering
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>>47429672
Checks out, a lot of party animals also pick that major.
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>>47429649
Ok my mistake
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I went to church today for the first time in nine years or so, just so I could pray for my chammy's well being
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Damn, Chumbuds use Haachama protect Gura for not streaming
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>>47435218
Gura has streamed less than haachama this year though...
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>>47435218
no we aren't
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>>47435694
I just checked like 3 of the bigger bait threads and guras general. In fact you arent and that anon is shit stiring.
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>>47435694
>>47436054
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>>47435218
>>47436763
Okay, but who asked?
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>>47436763
>one post
>its esl
>post here was esl
Hey rabbi whatcha doing?
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>>47436988
Don't forget he was also a new IP. Also, based dubs.
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>>47436969
No one but I just feel disgust
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https://twitter.com/magowasabi/status/1647391946535731207/photo/1
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>>47439305
Based Magochama.
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>>47439305
Hm. I bet the bed underneath will become a guy
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>>47429756
the DIY robot she made was actually just the beginning. her hiatus right now is because she was scoured by NASA to work on a new shuttle
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If chammers is truly dead then guess who has a necrophilia now
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>>47413044
>>what degree
BA Culinary Arts
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So what l who have you been watching in her absence?
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>>47441474
I is watch vods. no time watch other whores
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https://twitter.com/codesaburo/status/1646891856893206528
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>>47441474(me)
*So who have you been watching in her absence?
Christ I type like I'm having a stroke when I'm sleep deprived
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RIP Chama
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>>47439684
yeah, me
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>>47412348
brb asking my haachama tulpa if this is true
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>>47442478
Chammers...
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Hey, Haachama World. How are you all holding up? Any news about Haachamachama recently?
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I will be doing some errands. Please keep the thread alive piggies.
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>>47446991
Dead
>>47447243
Maybe
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>>47447608
>Dead
You're dead or Haachama is dead?
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>>47447734
Captcha: RXHHH
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>>47441474
eigo sugoi!
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Had lots of work to do on my property yesterday so couldn't post. What the fuck happened in previous thread? Anyway, roll and work the schizo away
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>>47439305
Why does this give ddlg vibes?
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>>47452415
ROLLAN!
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>>47412348
Sorry anon I was the one that got her pregnant
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>>47442277
Unironically Ayame or Aqua
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>>47452415
Rollchama
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>>47454100
thank chamer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyvZZIAu8tQ [Embed]
4/17 18:00JST
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>>47420566
Better he's treating well, anon. Otherwise I take the first flight to Japan, I swear!
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>>47452415
ah... The rolling!
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I miss my oshi today aswell!
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>>47442478
I'm still waiting for a source. Someone did say there was a deleted blog post from her dad but I think that was made up.
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>>47452415
>>47454100
Roll for the same number as that anon
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>>47455896
Fuck me...
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Has anyone gotten or considered getting a Haachama themed tattoo? 
What would be a good design?
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https://youtu.be/pyvZZIAu8tQ [Embed]
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Anyone watch Meru's cover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyJQ9u_UKbo [Embed]
Was Sora a "last min" stand-in for Chama?
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>>47456614
doesn't seem like it, covers don't happen in a month or two so I assume chama was invited but I guess declined?
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>>47456614
Don't know how accurate it was, but it was mentioned somewhere that Mel said this has been in the works since part way through 2022, so a last minute thing is unlikely, and I'd have doubted they'd be able to throw together a recording and update MV in less than 2 months anyway. I doubt we'll get given a reason why she's not included, and the question to be avoided if it's asked.
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>>47456614
Even 1st generation don't care about Chama anymore
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Chammers should be independent so she can do whatever she wants
Fuck you Cover for being silent
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>>47457428
Talent freedom.....
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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1647540334530904064
Is Meru really "chaotic"?
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>>47457521
She is blonde
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>>47457770
Ah, so she's a bimbo
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>>47452415
Spinnin
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I MISS HAACHAMA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I finally got a good thing to post with this!
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>>47457428
She's doing what she wants right now which is nothing. I've shit on Cover relentlessly for the things they've done in the past but at the end of the day the reason Haachama stopped doing fun streams is because of herself. Other girls do interesting and new things every day.
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#1 idol in the world
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>>47458660
Newthing?
I see all are just same template content but different person.
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The tournament is making me sad... I wish she could have been in it...
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Haachama? Away...
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https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1647540340457619457
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>>47460094
Haachammers....
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>>47459175
Try looking outside of Hololive for once
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https://twitter.com/glUZCVSM9hKxsW1/status/1647446692697079808/photo/1
Chaplinchama...
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>>47462279
KEK
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>>47465145
Fucking based
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>>47462162
Thank anon I like Vshojo now
Silvervale is cute
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>>47466415
>new ip
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>>47462162
Purplechama is considered outside of hololive
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>>47465145
Is it true? What a lucky and based haaton!
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>magos kemono.party still hasn't been updated
pain...
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>>47468677
;_;
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>>47468677
>>47468700
poorfagchama...
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>>47465145
>Tesla
We're about to find out what barbequed Haaton tastes like
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>>47470828
I literally can not buy it anymore because of the fucking Ukraine war
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Watching that final...would chama have done any better? Some of pink womans moves were questionable, but so are some of chammers...
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>>47471155
I know, I just like to tease you every time you say something about Mago's kemono.party 
https://files.catbox.moe/h4jiqi.jpg
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>>47471387
Chama hopefully would have been in the C or D set and may, emphasis on may, have made it to the Okayu v Koyori match (and obviously, she would replace one of these). Not sure if she could have won that match. But I think she would have lost against Fubu.
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>>47471518
HOT.
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>>47471518
Thanks anon. If I don't get conscripted I'll buy you a gift membership one day
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Seeing how Suisei was still struggling there's no way Haachama would've fared better. Toss-up against Fubs simply because most of her recent game experience is with Tetris 99.
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>>47474280
TurnA-Chama,,,,
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>>47475735
dyrbi...
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Let's be real now. If she really was dead, would COVER be able to cover (heh) it up for so long and hide it from all the talents?
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KSON PLEASE SAVE HER!!!!!!!!!
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>>47475846
yes
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Remind me, how old was chammers when she first joined Hololive? Sometimes I mix her age and Shion's when it comes to this.
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>>47478558
about 5 months before she turned 17
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>>47478750
Thank you! I love her being so youthful.
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>>47480672
Chammers...
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>>47478839
I don't because it reminds me of how young she died
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>>47483107
Pepenlonigan...
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>>47483107
The no one
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Board fast...
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>>47480672
chammy...
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>>47488621
good times...
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>>47488621
A-CHAN, WHERE IS SHE! WHERE IS HAACHAMA!
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>>47489534
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It's 7AM in Japan. I wonder if Haachama is awake...
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>>47494687
>awake
She's in a coma anon, the time of day doesn't matter
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>>47476357
How? Many members have her line or phone number.
She's still alive but clearly there some not disclosure agreement among the talents, the management and also Hoshikawa.

No news: good news, they said. Let's hope this is the case... . I'm worried more and more every day.
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Here, random Russian video about Haatochama
https://youtu.be/tw7Xb8I4pE4 [Embed]
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Do you really believe Haachama is sick?
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>>47497475
>How? Many members have her line or phone number.
anon, sara couldn't get into contact with her, hell before this she ghosted matsuri last year so she can clearly become uncontactable 
>but clearly there some not disclosure agreement among the talents, the management and also Hoshikawa.
lmao what?
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>>47499230 (me)
actually the matsuri stuff was the year before, fuck its all blending together...
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>>47500728
kek. We actually get /pcg/ here?
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>>47500828
wrong tab whoops there's actually a couple of us there. The other one I saw is a Lia Liker
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>>47500924
Mistakes happen. That's fine. I don't get it. People who watch JPs tend to stick to JPs. I wouldn't watch an EN, let alone one from Phase Connect. I legitimately don't know how there could be any overlap in our fanbases.
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>>47501165
I've always watched both, PC has a couple of JP girls too actually. I think the /jp/ tribalism is dumb
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>>47496001
Can't believe she's gone bros.......
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>>47499230
I think they can contact her but they also decide to silence about Haachama's situation too.
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>>47500924
I don't go to /pcg/ so I'm not who you're referring to, but coincidentally I've started watching Lia more during these trying times.
>>47501165
You forget that you're talking about EN gen 0, Anonchama.
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>>47502602
>EN gen 0
Yes, but it's different when a Japanese girl does it. She's just a Japanese girl who speaks English to a minor degree. That's a completely different type of chuuba than a Western chuuba.
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>>47502835
Not all western vtubers are vshojo tier
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>>47503032
All Western chuubas are vshojo tier unless proven otherwise. But please stop defending the honor of your whores in a Chammers thread. Go back.
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new mago fanbox
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>>47503400
>we're now 2 fanboxes behind on kemono
Sad...
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>>47503114
No need to be salty pig, I haven't said anything negative about Haachama. besides, at least these girls stream
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>>47503733
Fuck you.
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>>47503733
Now you're sounding like a legitimate anti.
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Haachama's chest and abs
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>>47503915
are flat and soft