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--- 70625349
this is why i lift
--- 70625375
if need to train to be able pick up 60 pounds you're ngmi
--- 70625380
>wearing flipflops
>have to be carried through ankle deep water

please God only give me sons
--- 70625386
this is why I lift
--- 70625397
>>70625349 (OP)
based cunny lifter
--- 70625486
>>70625386
fags arent human
--- 70625660
>>70625375
You'll be surprised. My experiences in the workplace tell me that normies have trouble lifting even that.
--- 70625727
I "lift" to become so filthy rich that I would build a shawarma restaurant inside my kitchen so anytime I would ask my "future widow" for a sandwich she would go and dress like she works in that place and make me one.
--- 70625752
this is why i lift
--- 70625852
here's why I lift weights
--- 70625862
>>70625727
--- 70625878
imagine if 4chan had no moderation and clearnet was 100% self reliant
--- 70626104
>>70625486
Loads of straight people are piss fetishists. Hate fags or whatever but the WebM isn't a reason
--- 70626133
>>70625386
Disgusting, this is in Bongistan isn't it?
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>>70626104
>Loads of straight people are piss fetishists
Absolutely not. Fuck off faggot.
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>>70626104
I like to piss on my gfs face but only in the shower
--- 70626482
>>70625752
kek some rare funny
--- 70626487
>>70625486
still mogs you
--- 70626511
>>70625852
L-lewd.
--- 70626521
>>70625349 (OP)
that guy doesnt even lift 
lifting a 6 year old is one thing, you need to actually lift to really move around a 13+ year old daughter
--- 70626529
>>70626437
Does she like it
--- 70626533
>>70626104
Yet you only ever see fags doing this in public 
Curious
--- 70626542
>>70625852
im 26 and never held hands with a girl before
--- 70626548
>>70626133
Nah more like germany imo
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>>70626542
yeah well I'm 33 and I'm here to tell you it never gets better
--- 70626560
>>70626104
patterns don't stop existing because there's an occasional counterexample. 
besides, being a piss fetishist isn't really even in the same realm as fucking stealing pee to drink in public.
--- 70626608
>>70626556
i graduate from medical school in May
do you think that alone can land me a girl?
i can carry a conversation but lack empathy and the capacity to form meaningful relationships
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>>70625852
d-delete this.. pls
--- 70626615
>>70626542
Why not?
>>70626556
I lost my virginity at 28
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>>70626556
cope
i lost my virginity at 32 and fucked 5 more girls since
also i'm more /fit/ than i ever was
--- 70626631
>>70625349 (OP)
i lift to assfuck milfs
--- 70626637
is that Mira?
--- 70626638
>>70626622
this made me feel better 
thanks anon. its never too late
--- 70626639
>>70625386
ngl kinda based
--- 70626640
>>70626542
I'm turning 30 in 2 weeks and I'm ksv. 
I thought about getting escort but I think I'd genuinely kill myself afterwards.
--- 70626642
>>70626608
Yes. Just make a tinder profile and make sure your pictures include you wearing shit that shows you're a doctor. Not even just that but nurses are easy to fuck as a doctor.
--- 70626647
>>70626556
35 reporting in. I honestly thought that getting fit would help somewhat but here I'm after 10 years of religious lifting...well, at least I'm not fat
--- 70626684
>>70625386
maybe he is a siberian shaman
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>>70626640
>I'd genuinely kill myself afterwards.
I lost my virginity to an escort. It was really nice. She was actually really sweet and told me a lot of guys have trouble with women nowadays and gave me a really good first time. I have a gf now that I have sex with, but getting an escort really helped I think.
--- 70626695
>>70626529
Not really but she knows I like it
--- 70626734
>>70625386
Is drinking piss anabolic?
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>>70626694
my escort was terrible and gave me an awful first time that probably did much more harm than good
It's been over a year and I still haven't gotten a gf despite entering college
I'm talking to some girls rn but I don't think any of them like me
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>>70626694
Hate to break it to you boss but she was being professional. Its a service industry. You have to be boofing weapons grade copium to think a whore has genuine empathy for a virgin losing it to a whore.
--- 70627520
>>70627165
eh whores are people too
I was at a party with a whore that was somewhat high end and when she talked about her clients she didn't have contempt and actually seemed to like a few of them as people
She said she actually got off on the dynamic of being paid for sex
--- 70627531
>>70627520
Eh?
EHHHHH?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
--- 70627548
>>70627520
Most of her "high end" clients are normal men who are wealthy and now would rather just buy some young pussy instead of trying to fit in dating some 30 yo slag into their busy schedule, not a sputtering virgin. 

>whores are people too
Women have no empathy for virgins, especially whores. Womens entire mindset is based on social acceptance and societal norms, a skank that has been having routine sex since 15 years old views you as a tribal enemy.
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>>70625852
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>>70625349 (OP)
I too lift and live to go fishing
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>>70627548
>>whores are people too
Don't know what you talking about , but there's this girl I know for past 15 years that I personally know she is a total messed up whore probably like Adriana Chechnik or something , even tho , hope one day she turns to god and he fix her and everything good will happen to her and she would be blessed with children. who I am to judge her ? a god? it didn't play well for her too in this world , would marry , call me suck or whatever , always be in my memories when she covered my blue marks with a mascara after a fight lmao
--- 70627668
>>70627644
mfw reading that
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>>70627165
Being courteous and accomadating in a customer service role is just fine. Don't expect affection or even friendship with a whore.
--- 70627695
>>70626104
fag cope alert weewooweewoo
--- 70627701
>>70625386
>most decent homo
--- 70627707
>>70626104
>but the WebM isn't a reason
>implying
--- 70627903
>>70627548
Not the dude, but I unironically have more respect for prostitutes than I do for all ehoes and instathots
They actually have to fuck ugly dudes to get paid.
Twitchwhores just watch videos all day and call it content.
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>>70626734
Yes
t. Big Lenny
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>>70626647
Post fizeek
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>>70625852
disgusting incel
--- 70628321
>>70627165
I asked her to give me a recommendation to another whore and she told the other whore that I was a very sweet and nice man. It's kind of irrelevant anyways, because like I said I have a girlfriend now and she definitely likes me.
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>>70625386
Is this kinda stuff tought in schools nowdays
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>>70625380
You can raise your daughter to not be a prissy little cunt you know
--- 70628499
>>70628480
Yeah but then how do you fuck her?
--- 70629266
>>70626647
Post body or stfu

Also you need to talk to women. It's not enough to have the body
--- 70629669
>>70628321
>service provider reccommends you to other service provider
"nice man" is code for an easy hour
Youre a mark, nigga. Get a grip.
--- 70629683
>>70629669
>The woman I paid to have sex with didn't actually want to fuck me
Wowee no way. Thanks for the tip bro.
--- 70629699
>>70629683
The point is none if them had even an iota of respect for you and ruthlessly spoke despicable things about how they feel about you and men like you to each other.
--- 70629722
>>70629699
They might have shit talked me to their friends, but they definitely respected me. Not really sure what you mean by that. They were very kind, respectful, nonjudgemental. Have you ever talked to a hooker? Even on the hooker reddits they talk about how most of their clients are fine. Most of the shit talking they do on there is to rude people.
--- 70629777
>>70629722
>Service providers were good at providing service
>Service providers discussing service online said customers are good people
Do you think a whore who wants your money and business is going to call you a vile cretin to your face and then go on the internet and discourage others from engaging in their business? Youre delusional boss. Seriously, get a grip.
--- 70629806
>>70629777
>Bro she is respectful in every outward way but she secretly hates you
How do you know? More importantly, why does it matter? You can never read the heart of anyone. I'm sure the people at McDonalds hate me too. Who cares? They're respectful and nice and just people doing a job.
--- 70629903
>>70626533
You're supposed to be at least 18 years old to post here. 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia
Go to /gif/ or /t/ and you'll find hundreds of chicks pissing and shitting in public
--- 70629918
>>70629777
>>70629806
Who cares about this trivial shit? Nigger, you degraded yourself to the lowest form of filth imaginable: a John. I cannot imagine having so little dignity. You are permanently tainted.
--- 70629931
This is why i lift.
--- 70629933
>>70629918
>Paying for sex makes you the lowest form of filth imaginable
Why? What's so degrading about it?
--- 70630427
>>70625349 (OP)
One of the scariest moments I've had was picking up a 3 year old girl. My brain didnt register that the force I used to carry my 10 year old sister was way too much. Since I carried her since she was a baby, I never noticed she got bigger
--- 70630433
>>70629933
it is cope, same as when people think sleeping with a girl ten times worse looking is a status symbol
--- 70630438
>>70625386
sigma af
--- 70630445
>>70630433
so what's the cope when you pay for it?
--- 70630536
this is why I lift
--- 70630548
>>70629931
manletbros, they got us between a rock and a hard place. my first thought would be to try and rock the jar a bit to see if i could throw the rock off the lid and open it. if that is impossible, i would probably try to make some dents in the underside of the lid to grab onto and push with the whole body using the walls to brace with my legs. it all depends on how hard the lid is screwed on. it would be a hard challenge, but if the oxygen can get inside, a powerlifter or a roidtranny might be able to do it. but I don't think natty bodybuilders would have much chance. i might just take off my clothes, pose, and hope someone notices me and helps me get out.
--- 70630565
>>70626560
What pattern is that
Post one (1) other piss swiper
--- 70630572
>>70626608
Nigga, you are studying to be a doctor. Probably 90% of your class are female, what the fuck are you doing?
--- 70630579
>>70630572
Colonoscopy
--- 70630745
>>70625660
Yep, noodle arms and wrists
--- 70632372
sneed
--- 70632532
>>70626133
It's clearly Amsterdam, world capital of faggotry
--- 70632573
>>70625752
--- 70632843
>>70625386
Swiper stop swiping!
--- 70632923
>>70626647
>religious lifting 
is that like lifting to gregorian chants? or listening to bishop barron while you bench?
--- 70632990
>>70630579
cool! maybe you'll be inside me one day, I need at least another 30 the next 6 decades
--- 70633017
>>70625349 (OP)
They ain't gonna fuck you bros.
--- 70633113
>>70626608
Nigger do you know how hard they work new doctors for the first 5 or so years? You need to get zoomer tradgirl gf right the fuck now while you're still on campus.

t. Lawyer that fucked up and didn't date during law school
--- 70633907
>>70625380
>t. retard
the little one is too short to even get in dude
--- 70633991
>>70625349 (OP)

I have this one memory which seems like it's totally pointless but it always gives me strength in my most difficult moments

>come home from a holiday with a friend
>friend is an athlete in very good shape
>be an ex-fat who only recently started going to the gym
>last night you were drinking
>friend is way more hungover than you
>after getting to your hometown by train, you realize you don't have a ride home
>have a lot of luggage since it was a week long trip
>decide to walk home since its just a couple of kilometers
>friend is way more hungover than you
>friend keeps being sick and having to stop
>decide that you'll get home faster if you carry your friend's luggage
>carry a total of 4 full bags of stuff while friend carries nothing
>realize it's not that big of a struggle since you've been going to the gym
>you feel good carrying all of it for the whole walk
>friend thanks you profusely at the end
>feel very good and say it's totally fine, it's what friends are for

Somehow that walk home was so nice, it was a beautiful summer day and I felt good about being strong enough to help my friend, when in the past it would have been too much for me. I felt like I was going in the right direction in life.
--- 70633999
>>70625349 (OP)
Yes I too want to be strong enough to load lolis into my rowboat and have nobody object.
--- 70634025
>>70633991
Based. Can relate somewhat, often get asked to move heavy stuff at work or by family. Helping others to help yourself is the best type of feel
--- 70634033
>>70625486
--- 70634062
This is why I lift
--- 70634072
>>70626631
And hows that working out for you?
--- 70634103
>>70625852
>>70626542
>>70627592
>>70626556
>>70626608
>>70626647
Remember, these are the faggots you share this board with. Never listen to any hot takes on how women are like/how to treat them while you're here.
--- 70634688
>>70634103
kys normalnigger
--- 70634716
>>70625349 (OP)
to kidnap children and load them into boats headed for syria? bro, you can find better reasons to lift.
--- 70635246
>>70625386
Remember anons, your life isnt that bad...
--- 70635272
>>70634103
Why would anyone listen to women advice on a fitness board?
Would you ask your coach for dating tips?
If people were listening to dating tips here, whether red pilled or blue pilled, they were not gonna make it in the first place.
--- 70635307
>>70625852
This is how I do it.
--- 70635338
>>70626104
He's right, told a girl I'd piss in her mouth as a joke because she was talking too much and she called me daddy
--- 70635380
>>70625752
Need to see this girl's waist and ass.
--- 70635407
I lift so I can throw whores to the ground and collect their money.
--- 70635443
>>70625852
>Anon, sorry, I don't like holding your hand. It's full of calluses
Any lifts for this feeling?
Do I really need to wear gloves?
--- 70635453
>>70625852
I haven't held a girl's hand in so long bros...
>>70635307
Kek
--- 70635459
>>70635380
fuck off coombrain
--- 70635575
>>70625349 (OP)
>lifting for females
ngmi
--- 70636221
>>70634688
kek
--- 70637179
>>70635407
Bitch died like a gta prostitute
--- 70637301
>>70626556
Get on my level normie

>35yo khv
--- 70637321
>>70629931
hate when this happens
--- 70637346
>>70637179
kek
--- 70637384
>>70626487
>Simping that degenerate
I can scarcely imagine how pathetic you are IRL
--- 70637400
>>70625752
What'd he say, bros?
--- 70637402
>>70625386
Based pissed chad
--- 70637409
>>70627165
You sound like an angry little bitch
--- 70637428
>>70629931
It’s good to be prepared honestly you never know
--- 70637549
>>70634072
Lots of poop on my dick
--- 70638092
>>70625852
Imagine feeling her soft, warm, slightly smaller and delicate hand in yours. 
Then imagine her squeezing gently when she wants to turn you to her to kiss her. 
Fuuuck
--- 70639046
>>70635407
wheres the rest?
--- 70639100
>>70625349 (OP)
I started lifting to look like him.
Now, I just need the hair dye, gel, and steroid
--- 70639140
>>70639100
>hair dye
Breh
--- 70640172
>>70625752
dang, that asian girl has a really nice body
--- 70640397
>>70625386
Damn, being tall would be really gay in this situation, just making eye contact with the guy across from you.
--- 70640708
>>70626133
No its holland.
--- 70640797
>>70625386
Disgusting, horrendous, absolutely subhuman... But would this work for a women's toilet?
--- 70640846
>>70629903
>mobile poster
ignored
--- 70641329
>>70627644
This is so retarded, i almost pity you and her
--- 70641772
>>70626647
name
--- 70641814
i lift for him
--- 70642072
>>70635407
>Kazuma Kiryu be like
--- 70642104
this is why I lift
--- 70642250
>>70637400
>(you)
--- 70642302
>>70625386
If a man did this to women you FUCKS would praise him.
--- 70642319
>>70641814
>lifting for vegetables
--- 70642336
>>70625852
I held hands with a girl for the first time like a week ago (I am 21). Literally magical. I am so touch-starved that I had a full erection the whole time. I hugged and kissed her too but that's not relevant (both also miraculous feelings). I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on.
--- 70642916
>>70630572
>Probably 90% of your class are female
Only if he's going DO, MD schools are more heavily male because women can't score as high on the MCAT kek
--- 70642994
>>70627644
Cool story Ivan
--- 70643154
>>70632923
Fr Mike Schmitz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnixKDgRYu0 [Embed]
--- 70643271
>>70642319
kek
--- 70643582
>>70642072
https://youtu.be/g3jCAyPai2Y [Embed]
--- 70643611
>>70625349 (OP)
she lost a sandal
--- 70643642
LMAO at that dude bragging about being able to curl 30kg while a black dude fondles his child.
--- 70644062
>>70626104
fetishes are meant to be done privately just like sex in general
fags are the only ones mentally ill enough to do disgusting shit like that in the middle of the public without a care and a shred of shame
--- 70644136
>>70635443
How often do you moisturize? I wear gloves and still get calluses, but when I moisturize they pretty much disintegrated
--- 70644228
>>70627165
And?
He paid for a service, and the whore went the extra mile to give anon some extra care, even though she wasn't required to, lots of whores don't even bother with that.
Do you also believe medics gives even the slightest shit about you? They're just there for the huge pay, and provides you the service necessary for that.
--- 70644247
>>70643611
your post made me so, so happy.
--- 70644309
>>70626608
You can get any woman you want by telling them you’re a doctor. Just hang with the nurses ffs
--- 70644315
>>70629931
Real?
--- 70644389
>>70635407
At ease loosah
--- 70644851
>>70642104
What is this based action