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How would a woman conceal a handgun or knife in a dress that is almost totally skintight?

I’m writing a scene where a woman needs to infiltrate some kind of fancy dress party
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>>57853262 (OP)
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>>57853262 (OP)
anything you can write about women wouldn't be realistic so I wouldn't worry so much about it
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vagoo
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>>57853262 (OP)
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>>57853262 (OP)
Cooter Carry
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>>57853262 (OP)
classic pocket pistol in a thigh strap
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>>57853262 (OP)
slide the barrel up the vagene, that was she has easy access to the handle and he can do a quickdraw.
If anyone asks about the bulge just call them a transphobe.
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>>57853310
It was an actual plot point in this movie that Bond acquired a backwards-firing gun from Q and gave it to his love interest, knowing that women are so useless, she would be disarmed immediately when confronted and the bad guy who took her gun would then inadvertently kill himself trying to operate it
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>>57853286
Has anyone asked the ATF what that would be classified as? If not, I might ask
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>>57853262 (OP)
They have an extra pocket for a reason
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>>57853262 (OP)
If her boobs were big enough presumably she could hide a small pistol in the space under one
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>>57853262 (OP)
In her gaping cavernous vagina
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>>57853710
Imagine how sweaty it would get, underneath those heaving breasts...
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>>57853710
Are large breasts a tactical advantage in this case?
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>>57853401
Even easier, handbag. Depending on the bag you might even be able to carry something full-sized.
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>>57853262 (OP)
In the dress itself. A hidden pocket in a flow area. Also, her hair if done correctly can hide a fucking RPG damned near. Hair accoutrements can easily be hidden weapons especially if disassembled. Platform shoes can also hide significant weaponry. You can also go with certain materials that when dry move with the fabric or move as fabric but once wet, become rigid carbon blades. We haven't even gotten into jewelry that can administer poisons, deadly toxin dart guns disguised as bracelets or necklace, daggers hidden as high heels or even an elegant high heel that's actually a small caliber pistol.. Shit, that's with me pretty drunk, tired and off the top of my head...
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>>57853262 (OP)
If she has help she could have hidden it inside the establishment beforehand?
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>>57853438
Is.. is it a stock?
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Idk how fiction/sci-fi/realistic is has to be, but maybe one of the heels on her shoes is secretly a single shot 22 or something that can be detached and fired.
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>>57853286
round base butt plugs suck
you want the thinner base that fits between the cheeks, much more comfortable and better for long term wear.
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>>57853262 (OP)
Jill Bearup literally has a video about this exact thing
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OP here, thanks for the ideas. Any suggestions for a small compact handgun?
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>>57853956
true but it only really matters with the larger sizes, beginner plugs are fine with the round base
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>>57853262 (OP)
How does that stay on without something snagging on and ripping it off? How do women do it
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>>57853978
correction, she has several videos about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ5Z6awBSb8 [Embed]
https://youtu.be/pcEUSRAFi9w [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDUps4lW07s [Embed]
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>>57853262 (OP)
Realistically? She wouldn’t. She’d wear something specifically so that she could conceal something.
Unrealistically?
Cooter carry
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>>57853996
I feel bad for women that high heels are a thing.
Hell there's been times I've pained my ankle in the street wearing my boots just stepping wrong.
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>>57854103
Cooter carry can easily fit large objects. Siswet could conceal a SEAL team. Moids are basically hollow hence their ability to hold large litters and birth them at full auto.
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>>57853989
depends how fat your ass is
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>>57853262 (OP)
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>>57854116
Heels accentuate the lumbar curve. Looking more enjoyable to fuck is prerogative number one and is worth any price.

It is astonishing though that women aren’t walking around with their ankles in casts 24/7.
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>>57853996
>How does that stay on without something snagging on and ripping it off?
The train is gathered up when she's not on the red carpet, she just needs to bunch it in one hand when standing up from her table when going up to collect her award. There are ushers who will help too and she might have an assistant designated for it.

For how it stays on generally, it might well be sewn shut but even if not, the top is glued to her breasts, either by liquid glue or transparent double-sided tape designed for the purpose.
That's how all those premiere dresses avoid wardrobe malfunctions when otherwise they'd be falling off breasts left and right.
Tape and glue are a big part of the dressing room when professional fashion dressers prepare their clients.

Same thing for runway shows, music videos and similar stuff obviously.
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>>57853262 (OP)
have her steal a weapon with her distractions
or you know, have her plant it before hand
or have an accomplice simp take all the risk and give it to her
or have her rip her dress off because it can turn rigid with a chemical or electrical current
or have her smuggle it drug mule style. bonus points for using the same condom in a sex scene
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>>57853262 (OP)
Early 20th century woman would order special hairpins made out of spring steel that were reaaaallly sharp on the end. Also, they carried muffs. And they carried tiny handguns like the baby Browning in their muffs, and these were called muff guns. Stop giggling.
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>>57854182
is that a bottle opener on the heel?
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>>57853262 (OP)
In between flaps of fat.
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Pretend to be pregnant and hide an arsenal of weapons inside their prosthetic pregnant belly.
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Something real small, tucked up by the goods.
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>>57853401
Look at the picture in the OP more closely. There is no place on either of her thighs that wouldn't be visible from some angle when she moves.
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>>57855052
Congratulations, it’s an IED! Now just let me cut the cord…
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>>57853980
Derringers are the classic for the role.
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>>57853262 (OP)
Inside natures pocket. You'd probably want to wrap the gun up in something waterproof (it can get kind of gooey up in there, and you don't want to ruin the finish or gunk up the action) which would slow the draw down even more. The only other option would be to strap it to the side of her face, which might not be 'concealed' technically, but I guarantee you that almost nobody is going to see the gun while she's dressed like that.
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>>57855109
What do you mean? Are you talking about the vent on the back of her skirt? Those aren't as open as in that picture during normal wear.
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>>57855260
Are you saying it magically sews itself when nobody is taking a picture?
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>>57855416
Nevermind, I thought you were talking about the girl wearing the pencil skirt showing off the thigh holster for some reason.
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>>57853262 (OP)
in her wig.
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If you have big enough assets you can hide quite a bit of gear in the underboob region.
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>>57853409
>and he can do a quickdraw

E.G.:
https://youtu.be/4tk8rlh9oeA [Embed]
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>>57856250
is that may marmalade?
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>>57853777
Tried and true.
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You know how, you're just afraid to say it
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>>57853262 (OP)
She wouldn't.
The point of women's dress is that she's harmless, often hampered by her own clothes and mostly naked so she can't conceal anything and is at mercy of guys around her.
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>>57854133
>hold large litters and birth them at full auto.

Kek, made me laugh
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>>57853286
Am I seeing this correctly?
>clench ass
>gun fires
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>>57854133
Hey also, moid is the term femcels (self-described) use for men. It derives from “foid”, which is what the blackpillosphere uses for women. The femcels stole the term because they are women and thus unoriginal and can’t meme kek.

Female humanoid organism > femoid > foid
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>>57853262 (OP)
I can conceal my dick inside a woman, and it's a pretty big caliber, so I'm pretty sure a woman can hide quite a lot of hardware on account of women being whores.
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>>57856605
>>57853262 (OP)
There are women who can literally birth twins simultaneously.
There are women who can take two liter bottles with room to spare for a hand.
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>>57854182
picrel

>>57853980
derringers are probably the most concealable, although if it has to be an automatic I'd say something like the beretta tomcat or other subcompact pocket guns
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>>57853262 (OP)
Hairpin dagger.
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>>57853980
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>>57853438
Wouldn't it be an AOW like penguns, watch guns, lighter guns, and other retarded spyshit?
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>>57853877
Large breasts are always a tactical advantage
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Neck collar that is also a holster with a snub-nosed revolver or any other tiny guns, then cover the back with thick black hair or better hair colour that matches the gun and holster lol
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>>57858592
>neck collar
*choker
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>>57858612
I hardly knew her...
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>>57858451
Yes
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>>57853262 (OP)
make in modern day, she can pretend to be a dyke and wear a suit
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>>57853262 (OP)
>ctrl+f “purse”
>nothing

???

Didn’t Scaramanga have a gun made from like a lighter and a pen?
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>>57853286
truly a tool for an assassin
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>>57853262 (OP)
non metallic blade hidden inside the shoe
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>>57853262 (OP)
The real answer would be to just not wear a dress that make concealed carry difficult. If she has an accomplice that can pose as busboy or kitchen staff, the weapon could simply brought in before hand and stashed somewhere.
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>>57855118
>"Congratulations, it’s an IED! Now just let me cut the cord…"
>"Uhh, doctor, there are three cords..."
>"Damn it! Which one do we need to cut?!"
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>>57853262 (OP)
What kind of scene/story are you writing for? Like presumably it is something semi-realistic and set in a modern day type of era?
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>>57858804
Someone used the term "handbag" instead of purse.
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Make her a gypsy Romani, and she can carry full tactical gear inside her skirt.
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>>57858907
>and she can carry full tactical gear inside her skirt.
thats not going to remain undetected in a security search
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>>57858936
>searching through gypsy woman's dress
See you in court, bigot.
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>>57858907
And then she gets kicked out because Euros hate gypsies (for good reason)
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>>57858539
>dude is that like a 9mm audio jack damn you must be a real audiophile. You like Steely Dan dude?
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>>57853956
>>57853989
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>>57858709
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>>57854133
Ban fully automatic assault roasties
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>>57853262 (OP)

By putting it up her vagina.
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>>57859085
What if she hides a fully-armed commando midget up ger vagina, then goes into the bathroom to birth him, from there he gets into the vents to further infiltrate the building.
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>>57853262 (OP)
- belt buckle gun like the SS did
- small derringer in a condom up her vagoo
- voluminous hair in a bun with small gun inside
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Have chinese hair pins that are actually daggers
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>>57859811
weeb
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>>57853410
That's a parody movie
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>>57853262 (OP)
Why do women dress like whores?
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>>57860334
ask yer mum
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>>57860737
I can't she's sleeping she works 11pm to 6am or at least thats what she says but sometimes I see her just standing on the corner taking a smoke so IDK
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>>57853262 (OP)
Belly band small of back holster
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>>57853410
Peter sellers and woody allen did a bond movie? How the fuck did I not know about this.
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>>57855109
Hot
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>>57856378
You can absolutely carry a gun in most dresses. Don't ask me how I know.
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>>57861365
I don't need to. You wear dresses.
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>>57861365
What kind of dresses do you wear and what kind of guns can you conceal in them anon?
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>>57859004
you are on /k/ friend
get used to it
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>>57861488
Damn, you got me
>>57861504
I like pinafores and sundresses and they're both extremely easy to carry and conceal in with an enigma
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>>57861504
>>57861599
Oh right, what kinds of guns. I usually carry a microcompact but you can definitely get away with sub/compacts or even full size handguns depending on the dress style. A lot of dresses are designed to flare out to make hips look wider so it's easy to hide stuff under them.
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>>57854621
yes, my friend had a pair of shoes like this. they're for strippers, and it's a fun way to help customers open their bottles
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>>57858435
nigger what do you think
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>>57861504
Not that anon, but your reminder that skirts with a petticoat to get them a bit of floofiness are the ultimate concealed carry garment. With traditional pockets, that were just a hole, you can conceal pretty much anything that isn't longer than the skirt.
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Why is she leaving the house without a male relative?
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>>57853262 (OP)
corset
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>>57853262 (OP)
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>>57853980
snub nose revolver
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kOIAOC-t2o [Embed]
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>>57853262 (OP)
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>>57853262 (OP)
in her vag
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>>57858539
if laptops werent 90% shitty macbook airs, you could have a laptop gun
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>>57855961
Viet and Korean girls in LA will keep razor blades in their hair when they go out clubbing.
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>>57859888
thats just been a thing before that anime got popular.
before anime, period.
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>>57865271
Uh...*sniff* based?
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>>57864034
Really fucking disappointed I had to scroll this far to see it.
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>>57865271
Gillette?
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>>57855961
Unironically, this could work in a serious way with those tempered glass chopsticks; you've probably seen the style. Snap one at the right angle and you've got a pretty sharp edge.
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>>57853262 (OP)
Do what Asian women in movies do and have her hair be held up with those Ling metal pins/spikes. Could be called fashionable without immediately seeming like a weapon. If you want a gun the answer is simple: she planted inside beforehand.
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>>57867031
Long, not Ling

>t filthy phone poster
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Dragon magazine had an issue with espionage (I forgot which issue).

They disassembled a crossbow and blended the parts into a party costume. Players could then sneak the crossbow into a gala event and reassemble it for an assassination or a hit.

So if you're okay with taking apart the gun, you could hide the individual parts as components of the dress, or as jewelry. Have a badass scene where the character quickly reassembled the weapon for immediate use.
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>>57853939
A buttstock
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>>57853262 (OP)
Might be able to stash a browning 25acp somewhere depending on the dress, or a deringer
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>>57853262 (OP)
You could do something like the golden gun where the gun is disassembled into her jewlery or part of her high heels or something.
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Get a flat-chested lady to wear a padded bra that has a hand grenade hidden in each cup
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>>57853262 (OP)
CIA has a manual on how to put it in your butthole
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>>57867108
Dragon magazine? As in D&D?
Don't crossbows suck in D&D? Because that shit is caster faggotry dicksucking.
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>>57869460
Crossbows aren't any worse than other weapons in D&D. They have shorter range than bows but better damage dice. In the last 5e campaign I ran, I nearly wiped my party by ambushing them with 20+ heavy crossbowmen in the woods.
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>>57865271
nigger this was done in the 90's nobody does this ghetto shit anymore.
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>>57853262 (OP)
At that point why doesn’t she just walk out naked?