----- --- 183076930 Webster Edition Previous: >>183064915 → --- 183077050 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE__4bb3r0Y [Embed] What's the lore behind this? --- 183077122 >>183076930 (OP) Urkel appears on DS9. What happens next? --- 183077151 No one's ever really gone. --- 183077155 based janny shitting on the thread cheaters --- 183077284 >>183076930 (OP) necrobump --- 183077329 >>183077151 I dislike the character of Jack, it feels like a self-insert. --- 183077347 You twats told me Picard was bad so I never got past the first episode. I’m at the end of season 1 now and it’s great. Has the feel of the TNG films as a series, rather than the feel of of the TNG series, and that’s fine. Never listening to you people again. DS9 is still kind though. --- 183077491 >>183077347 >Has the feel of the TNG films as a series That's the problem though --- 183077580 >>183077347 >Has the feel of the TNG films as a series >Generations >First Contact >Inssborations >NemesizzzzZzzzzz Weirdest thing I have heard this week. --- 183077610 Never forget what they took from you --- 183077632 >>183077610 All because right wingers were rallying behind them. --- 183077713 >>183062798 → Not really what I was looking for but thank you. Someone please post Apu singing Faith of the Heart super emotionally, please? --- 183077724 >>183077580 Well as in the fact that it isn’t telling one (1) fourty-five (45) minute story in one (1) episode. If the plot was condensed series 1 could easily have been a 2-3 hour TNG film after Nemesis - no idea about 2 or 3 as I’m not there yet. --- 183077952 Watching DS9. Bajorans are very clearly utterly unfit for Federation membership. --- 183077983 >>183077952 Cardies hard the right idea. --- 183078095 Ah yes, the borg, again. --- 183078116 >>183078095 They're a resilient bunch. --- 183078148 somehow the borg returned --- 183078180 >>183078148 --- 183078191 >>183078095 Would you rather have Space Cthulhu coming out of a spacd butthole? --- 183078246 >>183078191 That's my fetish --- 183078306 >>183078191 I want The Dominion!!!!!!! Actually, no I don't. They'd ruin the Vorta and Jem'Hadar. They'd turn the prissy sass that comes from the overflowing confidence Dominionoids had into self righteous trannyism. --- 183078324 Imagine if Daimon Bok came back again to have his final revenge. Or Duras' third illegitimate cousin clones the Duras sisters to get his devillish plot. Or Sela reveals herself as the orchestrator of the Romulan supernova only to set in motion a series of events that puts Picard Ahh fuck it. --- 183078332 >>183077122 When? --- 183078339 >>183078191 I would prefer the Kardashians. --- 183078365 >>183078324 If Daimon Bok fucking came back again lmao... I'd shit. They'd redeem the whole show for me if they bothered something that petty, stupid, and desperate. --- 183078377 >>183078324 >Duras sisters My dick is ready --- 183078378 >>183078324 >Daimon Bok came back again Would be kino. --- 183078462 >>183078324 Daimon Bok would be kino. >I've been the orchestrator of all of your pain Picard. I was the one who made the Borg assimilate you! --- 183078593 >>183078191 you say that as though borg weren't front and center in picard s1 --- 183078645 >>183078324 >Or Sela reveals herself as the orchestrator of the Romulan supernova lol star trek online did that, kind of there's a time travel plot and she ends up being the reason why the iconians blew up that star --- 183078646 Starfleet can't wait for Picard to die, all this over the top bullshit with the borg will end. --- 183078679 >>183078593 And season 2 After we already had an entire movie dedicated to them --- 183078716 >>183078646 ...until shows up and wants to play with his ol buddy again and just insta-resurrects him and the borg come bounding back --- 183078748 The borg are cool and interesting But so are... >tholians >cardassians >romulans (who get used very little) >klingons >the dominion >any number of aliens you could just make up for the show --- 183078750 >>183078716 until Q* --- 183078789 I wish they had used this show to repair the damage done to the Borg by First Contact onwards. Keep the fucking queen if they absolutely need to, but she should be more of a central nexus of the collective, a Locutus figure of sorts, instead of a mustache twirling villain. --- 183078824 >>183078748 Iconians are literally just waiting to be used in some way. --- 183078885 >>183078462 >>183078378 >>183078365 >ep 10 >Enterprise D squares off against F >is on its last leg and everyone is dead except Picard >main screen turns on >it's Jack >I am Võx, I am all the Borg. You will surrender, Resistance is futyle. >No not this time. Let's make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise. Computer prepare for ramming speed. >Enterprise-D collides with F >everything explodes >fade to black >yellow grid lines fade in slowly. >Picard stand in the middle. >an impish kackle can be heard >Hahaha, finally, Peecarrrrr. Now you dirty hewmon will finally understand what I felt when I lost my son. >holodeck doors open. >it's Elnor >takes his sword and decapitates Bok >General Picard, the CSS World Razer awaits your command. >Picard looks at the viewer >Oh no, not again... >Executive Producer Terry Matalas --- 183078965 >>183078885 No. Bad gay and lame. It would have been better if Bok just channeled his inner Ferengi and acooooooomulated profits now that the Ferengi Alliance is a shell of its former self. Using all of his latinum, he managed to just buy a whole gang of people to follow him in incredibly powerful ships. Hell, he could've paid for a ship that nice. Then they could have it where he went out of his way to hunt down Picard, bumps into the big Borg swarm, and accidentally saves the day. People could hail him a hero for a comedy bit at the end of the show too. --- 183078976 >>183078748 Gorn as well (even more so if you ignore SNW gorn) Breen would also be cool Revisiting the Xindi (at any number of points in their timeline) would be cool to see then you got shit like Kzinti who get mentioned a bit and are kind of historically important but we never see or learn anything about them --- 183079008 >>183078824 Fuck the Iconians, go play STO --- 183079013 >>183079008 STO was fun. :) --- 183079051 >>183078976 Aren't the Gorn part of the Klingon empire? --- 183079065 >>183078885 >no "choose to live" 5/10, missed opportunities --- 183079106 >>183079013 Agreed, but I don't want the stories there in tv trek --- 183079144 how does the entreprise d even fly with just a dozen boomers aboard --- 183079150 >>183079106 What did you play? I bought the Dominion DLC. --- 183079323 >>183079144 Ship automation, have you never seen The Search for Spock? --- 183079378 >>183079144 It can even fly with just one person. >computer, go to warp. >computer, scan >computer, red alert >computer, fire torpedoes >computer, damage report >computer? >ahhhhh, computer beam me to escape pod! >ACK --- 183079687 >>183079144 Yeah. The ent d had a crew of like 600-700. Did they all have their thumbs up their asses or did they have actual necessary jobs to make the ship run? Search for spock played this straight, the klingons took one shot and Enterprise got permanently fucked up. Kirk and his four crew couldn't do shit. Obviously we're not gonna get anything that makes that much sense out of Picard. And it probably took hundreds of thousands of people working on different parts to build the D, but Geordie can just slap it back together in his spare time, alone? The writers are idiots and it doesn't make any goddamn sense. Just pure nostalgic manipulation. Look at all these simpletons tearing up at the sight of old actors and the old ship. These morons are who picard is for. --- 183079745 >>183078976 >Revisiting the Xindi Yes, let's make our Big Bad the aliens from the seasons no one watched, of the Star Trek series no one watched. --- 183079772 >>183079745 Fuck you, I loved Space Battleship Yamato: Starfleet Edition --- 183079846 >>183079745 So to them it'll just be a brand new race. What's the problem with that? You're just angry to be angry feel better soon --- 183079874 In Trek News, on Monday New vs Doo is literally happening. --- 183079960 What does half Klingon sweat taste like? --- 183080035 i want --- 183080087 >>183079960 Gagh, but sweeter --- 183080136 >>183079687 the Enterprise will probably just fly into the swarm and the Borg won't do shit just like drones not reacting to away teams. then they will somehow hack the swarm or beam Sidney and thf others out. Then they'll find out where Jack it is and fly there to rescue him. --- 183080178 >>183079687 Maybe Geordi built in holographic emitters to simulate a crew for visitors of the museum. --- 183080321 https://collider.com/star-trek-picard-season-3-borg-alice-krige-terry-matalas-comments/ >Matalas explained, saying "that the Borg Conduit, from Season 2, was a bit of a distraction so that they could open the real one where they are, which you'll discover in the finale." Does that mean Jurati Borg Queen was evil all along? --- 183080439 I want to be house husband to Jadiza. I would rub her feet when she gets off work. --- 183080500 >>183077952 Yep. They are the kikes of space. Everyone thinks it's the Ferengi, but it ain't. GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG! --- 183080547 >>183080500 The Changelings are the jews. --- 183080563 >>183080439 Why are you telling us this? You know if you go on /trash/ that there are two whole threads where you can add people for 1 on 1 conversations for stuff like that instead of bothering us. --- 183080566 we should have had more bug type aliens --- 183080597 >>183080566 Bugs aren't sexy. --- 183080621 >>183077610 Never forget Juan Solo. --- 183080627 >>183080547 Don't insult Changelings like this. They just want to be left alone. --- 183080645 >>183080563 shutup! --- 183080650 >>183080597 that one is --- 183080660 >>183080645 I'll kill you. --- 183080782 >>183080627 >They just want to be left alone. By subverting the Alpha Quadrant? --- 183080793 >>183080321 I think we're supposed to forget that season 2 ever happened. My fears came true. Season 3 is shitting the bed. --- 183080838 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TGn06Nq_TM [Embed] --- 183080880 >>183080793 >My fears came true. Season 3 is shitting the bed. If you ever had faith then you are a naive soul. If you ever had faith past the first ten minutes of the first episode of the season then you are a fucking idiot. --- 183080881 >>183080793 It'll all come together in the end. --- 183080892 whatever happened to the orville? --- 183080969 >>183080892 McFarlane is saying to be cautiously optimistic about Season 4. --- 183080978 >>183080892 No one watched it and its probably not gonna get a fourth season announcement and instead just fade away. --- 183081015 >>183080880 I enjoyed episodes 1-5. They were far from perfect, but I still enjoyed them and I hoped this season would hold together and not be a disjointed clusterfuck like seasons 1 and 2. I am naive and I know it now. --- 183081026 >>183080782 The Alpha Quadrant 'invaded', trespassed, and interfered in the Gamma Quadrant first. The first thing they did was send people over to start making colonies. --- 183081049 >>183080969 >>183080978 >>183080892 Idk where to watch it. That's the only reason I haven't seen it. --- 183081061 >>183081015 >then you are a fucking idiot. --- 183081068 >>183081026 They didn't know that there were space jews that couldn't handle colonies in their quadrant. They withdrew their colonies when they knew it was a problem. --- 183081080 >>183081026 Yeah, the Dominion just told them not to send ships. Then the Federation just doubled down and kept sending ships. --- 183081101 >>183081049 It's on Disney Plus in the UK, and Hulu in the US. --- 183081138 >>183081061 come at me bro --- 183081164 Why did they replace Hemmer with a female when the cast is already heavily slanted that way? --- 183081188 >>183081068 No they didn't. The Dominion destroyed every colony and told them to stop sending ships over. The Dominion said that they owned that spot, and sending people over would be a hostile action. Star Fleet & the gang just scoffed at the idea of being told no. >>183081080 The Federation developed a ship made specifically for war (which isn't a bad thing necessarily) but then immediately decided to send it into proclaimed Dominion space just to conduct espionage. Then the Cardassians and Romulans went over into the Alpha Quadrant to kill all of the Founders before The Dominion even really did anything pro-active. --- 183081207 >>183081138 I don't make the rules, I just enforce them --- 183081274 >>183081188 >Star Fleet & the gang just scoffed at the idea of being told no. They left the Dominion alone after being told no. Why are you a Dominion apologist? You're going to start calling them the founders at this rate. --- 183081314 >>183081188 >Cardassians and Romulans Wasn't that entrapment? --- 183081326 Hello old friend... --- 183081352 >>183081164 Is it? >Pike, Spock, Mbenga >Uhura, Laan, Chapel Seems prety fair --- 183081366 >>183081188 Gooey hands typed this post. --- 183081416 >>183081326 Hello my analog friend. --- 183081443 >>183081274 >Why are you a Dominion apologist? I don't know actually. I will totally agree with you that I am one though. >>183081314 You couldn't entrap some one if they weren't inclined or wanting to do it. I know that's a very icky argument to have because of how it'd imply a lot of people tricked into bad situations deserved it, but if the shoe fits... >>183081366 I actually think that the Changelings are the lamest part of The Dominion. The Vorta & Jem'Hadar duo is just so cute... I wish I was a Goober (goo person). I could be better to them. --- 183081613 >>183081352 You forgot Una and Ortega Plus the recurring characters of T'Pring and Batel (Pike's fuckbuddy) Plus most of the characters of the week Its overwhelmingly female --- 183081620 >>183081188 The plan to go bomb the founders was explicitly planted and guided by the shapeshifters who had already infiltrated specifically to draw both the obsidian order and the tal shiar into a trap They wanted them gone because they saw them as a threat They would have done the same to S31 if they knew it even existed They were also right to think that intelligence agencies were more of a threat than actual militaries, considering it was S31's virus that nearly did them in --- 183081655 >>183081416 >analog I think we need to mail them a dictionary --- 183081698 >>183081613 >T'Pring and Batel (Pike's fuckbuddy) >Plus most of the characters of the week They are also mostly hot. --- 183081780 >>183081698 Eh, some are, some def aren't Regardless, that wasn't the point. TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY had plenty of males and females and still had hot chicks. --- 183081793 name one bad EMH episode --- 183081802 >>183081655 It's an analogy. --- 183081806 >>183081793 the one where he matrix runs on the wall and has to take over the ship for some reason it's just goofy --- 183081839 >>183081793 Virtuoso --- 183081866 >>183081620 I know. This didn't change my stance or opinion. I still think what they did was a smart move. I could see it was an intelligent move from the Romulans. If I was a Romulan, I probably would've read over that plan myself and thought 'yeah could work.' I feel the Cardassians bothering was stupid. Thanks for replying to me though. These few posts have me a bit wondering on how I have now become such a Dominion shill. --- 183081883 >>183081839 wrong that's kino --- 183081891 >>183081802 Analogies have to be established ndt be in reflection of something. You can't just call it an analogy when they use the wrong concept because they don't understand it. --- 183081956 >>183081883 Were you ever open to someone changing your mind or was this response a given no matter what episode someone named? --- 183081971 >>183081956 specifically virtuoso is kino --- 183082003 >>183081971 Because? --- 183082122 >>183082003 because I say so --- 183082136 i hate women --- 183082203 >>183082136 What about T'pol? --- 183082222 >>183082122 Amazing contribution, truly a credit to the post count --- 183082246 >>183082222 Anon you shouldn't have posted that comment and then gotten quads... Now he's right. --- 183082265 >>183082203 He said women, not fucksluts --- 183082285 >>183082265 wtf, you want to share her? You're gay dude. --- 183082301 >>183082246 If you can't pick up on the sarcasm then you can join up right alongside him --- 183082350 >>183082285 If wanting to fuck T'Pol is gay I don't wanna be straight --- 183082372 >>183082301 Sorry sweaty. You didn't put a period at the end of your post. --- 183082388 >>183082136 Peace through Superior Firepower --- 183082453 >>183082388 Certainly something that should be stored on Daystrom station. --- 183082869 >>183080035 --- 183082945 >>183081891 It's an analogy because the D is an old tanker that isn't on the linked network. --- 183082951 Mmmmmm, just like Andoria! --- 183083327 >>183081326 Looks like shit --- 183083367 I want a live action Aquan --- 183083417 >>183081326 When was it salvaged? Wasn't it always clear that it HAD to be removed from Veridian III? --- 183083502 >>183083417 Geordi explains that because of the Prime Directive they removed it pretty quickly --- 183083595 >Saucer with main bridge is Enterprise >Drive section with battle bridge, engineering and warp core is Syracuse Is the whole ship Enterprise or Syracuse? --- 183083666 >Geordi rebuilt the D in 10 years with drones >borg didn’t know about this --- 183083894 >>183083666 The past 20 years even. --- 183083933 >>183083666 They should know now, because Alundra knew. --- 183084186 >>183083933 Alex Kurtzman just Q snapped that away --- 183084423 post some characters who did nothing wrong --- 183084777 >>183083933 You're thinking too much about the internal logic of the story. You should really just relax. --- 183084781 >>183084423 --- 183084856 >>183084423 --- 183084893 >>183084777 >Trips of truth Shaw was just having a power nap too anon. --- 183084989 >>183079687 Geordi mentions drones lading torpedoes. Maybe the drones will do the damage control? --- 183084997 >>183081613 Who cares? --- 183085064 >Gundam threads are all G-Witch >Trek threads are all Picard Nobody is talking about 30 year old shows that I actually watch from my favorite franchises and I am sad. --- 183085092 >>183079874 Fucking based. Ever since we first saw him I knew Captain Shaw would get along with Tom Paris. --- 183085107 >>183085064 You have had 30 years to discuss those episodes old timers, our time is now. --- 183085125 >>183084989 Geordi will reveal that he installed holo emitters in every hallway and he'll summon an army of slave EMHs to sing their merry tunes and fix the ship. --- 183085157 >>183085125 Not only that, the EMH's will all be of the crew from previous seasons. --- 183085223 >>183083595 The whole ship is the ship of theseus --- 183085280 >>183085125 This is the worst idea so far, so it's probably what happens. --- 183085320 TOS >spock TNG >data DS9 >odo VOY >EMH and then 7 of 9 So who is the exception character that survives shipwide events or can pose a threat to the rest of the crew when he goes rogue for SNW and STD? --- 183085344 >>183085320 Wouldn't SNW be Spock again? STD is probably Mikey, but I haven't seen a single episode so it's just a guess. --- 183085345 >>183085064 >Nobody is talking about 30 year old shows that I actually watch from my favorite franchises and I am sad. Thanks for sharing. Your sadness fills me with glee. --- 183085406 Captain on deck. --- 183085449 >>183085406 kleinfelters on genome --- 183085453 >>183085320 >Disco Michael Burnham --- 183085490 >>183085157 In period appropriate uniforms, i.e. stock footage. --- 183085524 >>183085490 You just juiced my member berries. --- 183085556 >>183085406 did okuda always have a massive jaw? --- 183085567 Today on Did you know?: --- 183085568 >>183085490 They'll be in period appropriate uniforms but with the old actors. They'll handwave it as the holoemitters acting up. --- 183085673 If you were a Trek captain, what dishes would you serve your senior staff? --- 183085709 >>183085673 Well-done steak with A1 sauce. --- 183085751 >>183085673 My repertoire for cooking is legitimately only what Sisko would know from his Louisiana flair (have it same) and Italian food. --- 183085774 >>183085673 grilled cheese --- 183085874 >>183085406 A gay Captain? --- 183085908 >>183085874 They already showed Sulu as a captain. --- 183085937 >>183085320 >>183085344 SNW is probably Number One Also, you forgot T'Pol and Phlox in ENT --- 183085943 >>183085908 Sulu the character is straight --- 183085986 >>183085943 Sure whatever. --- 183086017 >>183085673 Sushi like Kanye does at his school. --- 183086036 >>183085406 Very gross. Nice find, anon. --- 183086142 >>183085986 No, we don't take that attitude here. --- 183086145 >>183085567 jesus christ. --- 183086155 >>183086142 Yeah ok. --- 183086188 >>183079687 Half of that crew compliment was science officers in charge of whole teams running deep space experiments. Then you have a large medical staff, and security personnel, and also the engineering teams that handle routine maintenance and upkeep. The figure required for a basic skeleton crew is probably mid double digits, even lower if there are no damage control teams and you are just running the ship and plan to abandon it if anything breaks like they did in Star Trek III. --- 183086196 >>183085943 She's adopted. --- 183086217 >>183086145 You'll learn the trivia. You'll know it by heart. --- 183086233 >>183086188 Search for Spock was really underrated. --- 183086246 >>183085567 >>183086145 >>183086217 I don't get the beef. I liked the little trivia. I never watched any of the movies enough to care though. --- 183086277 >>183085567 This level of weaponized autism is dangerous. --- 183086302 >>183086233 Everything about it was pretty cool, except for the core premise and plot of the movie so that's kind of an issue. --- 183086333 >>183086302 Sarcasm is unbecoming. --- 183086365 >>183086277 Attention to detail is nice. I only wish they also had it for things like the characters' personalities, or how shit would have work on a starship. --- 183086409 >>183078475 >You've been eating too much of that replicated food, they don't even cover it with Lawry's and starch! --- 183086470 >>183086277 This guy is the ultimate trek autist. And they contracted him as advisor for S3 of Picard. --- 183086482 >>183086409 I don't know what's worse for your spirit. Replicated food or SEASONIGS --- 183086501 Welcome to the ready room, anon! --- 183086524 >>183086036 >Very gross. You ain't seen nothing yet. --- 183086529 >>183086501 The eyes don't lie. That man is fucking sad. --- 183086546 >>183076930 (OP) Insert the next line of dialog between webster and worf --- 183086559 >>183086470 Carpetry has to be on point. Fans will know . --- 183086560 >>183077610 Shaw's gonna borg it up next episode. And he would have died on frontier day no matter what --- 183086611 >>183078750 Q's dead --- 183086627 >>183077347 > I’m at the end of season 1 now and it’s great low tier bait --- 183086643 >võx where the hell did that tilde come from? --- 183086653 >>183086643 It means voice --- 183086712 >>183086653 yeah, like vox populi, but i've never seen it with a squiggle --- 183086729 >>183086611 Q can still appear though, his old self may have died but what about is younger self? --- 183086751 >>183086611 It's impossible, as a master of time and space, he can be anywhere anytime. That means his self from 10 years ago could be there in ep10. --- 183086761 >>183086643 Voice of Locutus of Borg --- 183086772 sex with red eye demon sidney --- 183086801 >>183086751 I was trying to work out how to articulate >>183086729 thanks for that one brother --- 183086802 >>183086772 >it's actually Eragon fucking you --- 183086829 >>183080547 basically.. seems like they are a metaphor for Kurtzman and bad robot infiltrating trek and destroying it from within --- 183086839 >>183086772 >this is a fetish --- 183086859 >>183086712 Vox populi is from bioschock --- 183086941 >>183086859 it's latin, like enterprise's episode 'vox sola' --- 183086951 >>183086802 Talk about your best of both worlds --- 183086966 >>183084856 he had a kino voice --- 183087072 >>183084989 >Geordi mentions drones lading torpedoes. Maybe the drones will do the damage control? Noticed this line also. A nice little line of exposition to fill out how 6 people can operate the whole ship. I also personally enjoyed the clarification on why Geordi rebuilt the D instead of the E --- 183087265 smugney la forge --- 183087337 >>183086951 Part 1 or 2? --- 183087389 Those PCB looking parts were completely invisible in the episode.