----- --- 183081535 Let’s cast our DREAM hbo Harry Potter cast --- 183081560 >>183081535 (OP) niggers. niggers everywhere. --- 183081643 >>183081535 (OP) I don't care what race Hermione is as long as she is CUTE. --- 183081692 >>183081535 (OP) Mercedes Carrera as Bellatrix --- 183081735 None. It should be animated like arcane. Children can't act. --- 183081738 >>183081560 dey have dey own school in africa doe --- 183081756 All trannies all the time. Nothing but trannies. --- 183081787 >>183081643 >>183081535 (OP) Idris Elba as snape --- 183081815 Elba as gandalf --- 183081816 >>183081535 (OP) Larry David as this guy --- 183081862 >>183081535 (OP) Hunter Schaefer as Ron. Bruce Jenner as Dumbledore. Lizzo as Hagrid. Rupaul as Voldemort. --- 183081869 Not gonna happen but I'd prefer Hogwarts to take place in America and all of the students talk normally instead of the goofy british accents. --- 183082215 Full cast black & brown. Represent British culture in todays eyes --- 183082310 this faggot from Shadow and Bone he cute --- 183082348 >Fleur Delacour --- 183082447 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M [Embed] at this point might as well carry on the peele version --- 183082507 >>183082310 Looks like Jenna Ortega put through the male filter in faceapp --- 183082666 >>183081535 (OP) Gandalf --- 183082728 >>183081535 (OP) Adam Driver as Snape --- 183082770 >>183082728 Hot Snape --- 183082782 >>183081535 (OP) AI generated animated feature where everyone perfectly resembles their book equivalent --- 183082854 >>183081535 (OP) Harry Potter is 8 3-hour long movies. I could see wanting something like Jurassic Park fleshed out that I hear anons talking about a lot, but who gives a fuck about Harry Potter? What, you want some house elf persecution subplot? Why, the movies are perfect. --- 183083303 >I’M HERMAYNEE NIGGA OOHHHH MASSA RON YALL MAKE ME FINNA SQUIIIIIIIRRRT --- 183083674 I actually want a whole bunch of nobodies. It would be cool to have no preconception from the acting cast. I want the scenery to be amazing. --- 183084653 >>183081535 (OP) Make Hermione as black and ugly as possible to spite every self-inserter that wanted Harry to end up with her --- 183084825 >>183082728 This would be a cultural reset. He plays tortured so well too. --- 183085030 >>183082728 How they portray Snape will make or break the show for me. I already thought he was annoying in the movies especially after JK's attempted retcon redemption but the books make him an even worse person. Adam Drive honestly would fit well although he isn't british, right? They really need to make way more of a little shit who basically asks for trouble in the show and tone down Snape's autism towards others like Neville --- 183085079 >>183085030 Wait what autism? --- 183085143 >>183085079 The dude holds a big grudge for the slightest of errors that Neville makes which happens because he is terrified of Snape. He is psychotic at parts. --- 183085231 >>183085143 Oh yeah I remember his boggart turning into Snape now. --- 183085363 James Potter: Idris Elba Lilly Potter: Taylor Swift Snape: Ryan Gosling --- 183085606 >>183085030 Book Snape is just a pathetic simp that destroyed his only real meaningful friendship over ass backwards racial theories. Then he got his old friend killed by half reporting a prophecy that might just be complete horseshit. As much as people shit on rowling for leg stretching, she knows how people function. Driver could be a great Snape and I hope we see his very irrational and spiteful personality. Especially the great battle within him: Harry is Lily's kid, he has her eyes. Every time Snape looks in Harry's eyes he knows he fucked up bad twice. Then he sees Harry's other physical features that just make him James Potter 2.0 and ol' Severus just wants to nuke the planet. Pic untelated, but they better cast the hottest redhead on earth for ginny. --- 183085697 >>183085606 Maybe things would have been different if he had just washed his hair as a kid. --- 183085710 >>183081535 (OP) Idris Elba as everyone --- 183085781 >>183082728 is there anyone else who could do it? kino --- 183085875 People here waiting hot actors but they are all children in the first few years of filming. How young will they look for? Everyone is eleven in the first book, but as another anon said, children really can't act --- 183085920 >>183085697 Snape is a lost cause. Even with clean hair. --- 183085977 >>183085606 >Pic untelated, but they better cast the hottest redhead on earth for ginny. They better do a lot of better stuff with Ginny just to get the bad tastes of the later movies out of my mouth. Out of every character that got butchered I think she had it worst. --- 183086044 >>183082728 Is he gonna pull if his cadence though? --- 183087391 Idk whom she should play but she should be in it. Maybe as a teacher that has sex with me as her student :)