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>A revival of the critically beloved and massively popular medical drama House MD is currently in the works for the streaming service Hulu. According to our trusted and proven sources, the Hugh Laurie doctor series is part of the latest wave of revival series across the television landscape, which will likely be welcome news to fans of the series. It is currently unknown how many members of the huge, sprawling cast might be tempted to return, but there certainly can be no House MD revival without Hugh Laurie.
https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/exclusive-house-md-revival-development.html

You ready for more House kino? I mean, how bad could it be? As long as House is still himself, the show can't go wrong.
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>>183082125 (OP)
the guy is 63
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>>183082233
My cardiologist is over 60 too, doctors don't have to be fresh 20-something zoomers to be good. In fact, the good ones arent.
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would be funny if he had become a serial killer and Wilson was his dark passenger
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>>183082125 (OP)
>House without Wilson
Sounds like shit
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I thought he hated doing the show.
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>>183082125 (OP)
>House, but he's not allowed to say or do any controversial shit, plus more niggers
Instead of watching the character be completely destroyed I'll just watch the original show again
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>>183082233
this was one of the biggest reasons why the show was cancelled
absolutely BRUTAL
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>>183082337
This.
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>>183082389
Thai kicku
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>>183082381
>omg men in their 60s become bald!
get laid faggot
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>>183082334
only having to do the hair piece 2 hours before every shoot
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>>183082125 (OP)
I will only watch if there's a real resolution to the House/Cuddy arc
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Sounds like shit, none of the race jokes would fly in current year. I'd rather just rewatch the first few seasons
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>>183082467
There is. Cuddy moved on, and is now happy living in a different state having forgotten House even exists.
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I don't know how people can tolerate doctors after their made up bullshit imprisoning, torturing and poisoning them.
Doctors are the third leading cause of death.
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shame she didnt get enough screen time in 8th season
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>>183082272
you have a cardiologist? how old are you?
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>>183082125 (OP)
I'm glad that article is bullshit cause I don't want to imagine a House revival, it would probably shit all over the original series.
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>>183082676
lmao. I'm 31 and my heart is doing fine, it's just that here we do a yearly checkup to catch anything wrong early.
I mean, do you wait until you're dying to go to the doctor and it's already too late?
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>>183082125 (OP)
I'm down to give the first episode a watch. But house m.d. was essentially the hugh laurie show. They can't re-create that.
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>>183082676
bro I'm only 32 but you'd have to be retarded not to keep track of your heart health at the very least nowadays, specially after all that nonsense that happened with the bioengineered virus that weakened everyone's hearts
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>>183082125 (OP)
Every episode would be black female House plugging the patient's symptoms into Chat GPT.
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>>183082747
>I mean, do you wait until you're dying to go to the doctor and it's already too late?
Unironically yes. People here only go to the doctor when they're sick. Going to a specialist for a yearly checkup is almost unthinkable in my neck of the woods (unless you have a family history that requires monitoring or are an athlete). I think you cant even make an appointment with them unless you have a referal by a family doctor first.
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>>183082125 (OP)
It's going to be progressive trash and full of tranny affirmation. We definitely aren't going to get the condescending Dr. House who would tell his jewish co-worker that he gets a gold star of david for getting something right.
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The same IPs forever! Yay!
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>>183082381

>not wanting bald & full beard PUNISHED House, now completely unhinged without Wilson
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>>183083131
Are we going to get the ghost of Wilson talking to House periodically, Dexter style?
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>>183083033
The old series had an episode that would be unthinkable today: Skin deep.
>Patient is a teenage girl with unexplained symptoms
>Later revealed that her father was raping her
>House discovers that "she" is really genetically male but due to a hormone problem, developed as a female
>Yet the ultrasound missed that "she" had no uterus
>Episode ends with House calling the father gay for raping his son
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Lupus ctrl-f replace'd with Gender Dysphoria
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>>183083202
Yeah, it was such a good show. The fact that they focused on controversial issues was a big part of its appeal.
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>>183082125 (OP)
So thats why House clips are showing up on youtube shorts.
Without wilson the show will be shit
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>>183082840
Doctors dont know shit
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>>183083202
>father was raping her
She was getting him drunk to fuck him. Then gleefully talked about how she fucked producers and photographers for work and how everyone in the business does it
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>>183082125 (OP)
I thought he died in the series finale and went off to gay heaven with that other doctor.
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>>183083609
He faked his death and planned to spend the last few months of Wilson's life (brain tumor) riding and being gay with him
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>>183082233
How old do you need to play a doctor.
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>>183082233
Yeah? and uk retirement age isn't until 67 or 69 in most scandi countries.
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>>183083202
Didn't the 'daughter' drug and get the dad drunk to fuck him? The model, or am I thinking of another episode?
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>>183082233
63 is not that old. There's doctors working into their 80's dude.
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>>183083609
He didn't actually die but I always figured he'd probably kill himself once Wilson bites it
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>>183082125 (OP)
House had already lost its steam by the later seasons and the final season was more or less a failed joke.
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I had a dream a few months back that they did a new house show except house had long dog the bounty hunter hair and he was a pill popping go getter in the heart of texas
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>>183082676
>you have a cardiologist? how old are you?
I was diagnosed with myocarditis last year. No idea why, since it really rare for a 20 year to have it
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>>183083714
Yeah but most normal men wouldn't fuck their children if even they were drunk or high.
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>>183083202
What about the episode where Chase has a threesome involving an underaged girl?
Or that episode where he kisses a little dying girl?
Or where he straight up murders an African warlord?
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>>183082233
63 is below retirement age in most western countries. It aint old and Doctors often work into their 70's.
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>>183083655
> He faked his death and planned to spend the last few months of Wilson's life (brain tumor) riding and being gay with him
You know how the hell would he be able to go back and practice medicine again after faking his death? Unless he gets a new identity.
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>>183082233
Why are you saying this like he's 83. 63 isn't old. Especially for Doctors. Different professions require different retirement ages. 

60 plus year old Doctor? normal
60 plus year old soldier, fire fighter on front lines, not normal.
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hollywood is getting lazy and lazier, first it was remakes and revivals in movies, now tv shows have caught the virus. i like house but why cant they just make a new doctor show, they have to hook it up to an existing ip just to get it going, its bullshit
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>>183083781
>I was diagnosed with myocarditis last year.
HAHAHAHAHA fool you took the shot
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>>183082125 (OP)
House can't be made today, he's not nearly PC enough
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>>183082598
>Doctors are the third leading cause of death.
I know right? Doctor kill my uncle in Madrid. 
>My uncle he visit doctor
>Doctor checks him and says everything s'alright
>2 minutes later in the street *boof* finito
>He was hit by motor car
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I like house but it pretty much followed a set formula every episode that gets old after a while
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>>183083855
yea hes not an actual doctor retard hes an actor that requires a compelling energy
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>>183083810
I dunno man. Im not the 1 trying to reboot the series
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>>183083803
>63
Not in norway or iceland or potugal. Many euro countries barely crack that.
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>>183083801
>Chase has a threesome involving an underaged girl?
I remember the other two but not this. Quick recap?
>>183083202
I remember one line from this episode. "the most beautiful girl in the world is a man" something like that
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>>183082488
>having forgotten House even exists.
Is this true bros? Do they completely forget your existence?
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>>183083801
Dr Cunny...
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>>183084021
After a night of partying hard someone starts spreading pictures of nude Chase with a photoshopped micropenis. Chase tries to remember who he was partying with and ends up visiting one of the girls he had sex with, which turns out to be some highschooler living with her parents

I think. I might be misremembering things
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episode 1
>"dr house i am a proud transwoman, my protovagina smells funny"
>"umn based on your chart you suffer from mental illness, how are you even alive?"
>"this is very hurtful"
>"luckily enough, i am very smart and have a solution *winks at camera points to pic related*"
yeah this would be cancelled after the first 5 minutes
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>>183083919
Doctors are always insistent on shoving meds down your throat, even if there are more natural means of treatment, and even if the medication in question has like 200 side affects that you would eventually need to take more meds for to also treat, that they don't conveniently bother telling you about until you have to come back crawling to them while blood is oozing from your eyes or something.
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>>183084181
I completely forgot that episode until you mentioned it but yeah I remember it now.
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The only relatively loose end was House keeping his promise to Thirteen when the Huntington gets worse. I'll take a small miniseries focused on this, but I'd prefer they let things end instead of digging them up for easy views leeching off of the original
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>>183084425
It's been over 10 years, Thirteen has to be dead at this point
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>>183082125 (OP)
Is it really that hard to come up with an original idea for a series? Or even just a different take on an idea instead of just endlessly rebooting and soft rebooting and requelling and whatever?

Let's put it to the test: /tv/ - give me a show pitch, any genre, one sentence, doesn't have to be the most original idea in history, just something other than a reboot. Go!
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Wilson will be back via force ghost like Dexter's dad
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>>183082233
You can't have the wisdom of a lifetime of experience as a doctor without putting in a lifetime of work. if he was young this wouldn't work and they don't bring back Wilson this won't work and there meant to be a lots of sexy co-stars
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>>183084547
House already pulled that in the original series
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>>183083801
>Or that episode where he kisses a little dying girl?
I wonder how many actual Make-A-Wish kids ask to kiss A list celebrities before they die, and if the organization is allowed to fulfil that request.
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> end the series on a good note
> NO BRING HIM BACK WE NEED TO MILK IT
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>>183084458
The thing about tv shows is you can set them whenever you want.
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>>183083810
Remember that story on why did he become a doctor? Wouldn't be surprising if they pulled a similar story.
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>>183084507
dysfunctional c-list comic villains share an apartment, hilarity and comic metacommentary ensue
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>>183084724
Sure, but Hugh Laurie looks much older these days
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>>183084710
This is every property now, anon. I'm sorry.
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>>183084742
He looks fine on avenue 5
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>>183084710
I would accept it as a hard reboot in a new universe with the same characters being played by different actors. Like J.J. Abrams Star Trek.
But as with Frasier, the main character's arc is complete. House learned the lessons he needed to learn. But unlike Frasier Crane, he isn't cut out to be a mentor to up and coming doctors. Dr. House is the worst possible role model for a Med School student: Liar, cheater, drug addict, criminal, etc.
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>>183083781
Maybe in your next life you won't take experimental vaccines.
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>>183082125 (OP)
will he be black or will we get a strong female lead?
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If this ever happens, House is going to have a long lost black daughter who also became a doctor and is smarter than him. I'll pass.
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>>183085007
>Dr. Gretta House
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>>183082272
there are no good doctors. big pharma foot soldiers that read what their tablet tells them and collect pay check to push drugs. always refer to them as mr pill popper. never doctor. never their name. doctors have about 100-110 IQ average for graduates. they are not intelligent. they arenot some genius life saving person. they can study and do what they ar etold by medical boards. they tell pregnant women that camel cigs are better for their pregnancy if big pharma tells them. they tell you weed will make you go insane if you overdose. they will prescirbe oxy to people for headaches and destroy their lives for handouts. theyll tell you a face diaper will stop common cold when asian cultures wear them religiously and have identical flu seasons every year with rates in line with every other country worldwide that doesnt use them. theyll cut the dick off a small child and tell you its a woman. they will do anything if they are told to and paid.
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>>183082233
And? He was a haggard, grumpy guy in his 40s in the original run
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>>183085215
I have seen so many lives ruined by benzos and pain killers pushed by quack doctors.
>Friend takes so much Klonipin he developed Parkinson's like symptoms in his twenties
>Mom's personality changed completely after getting addicted to Xanax. I'd rather have panic attacks every day than touch that demonic pill
>Cousin lost all her ambition. Stays in her room smoking medical marijuana and collecting "disability" all day. Haven't seen her since the pandemic.
Yet we make TV shows and movies venerating these doctors as heroes and saints among men.
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>>183083202
The ultimate woman turns out to be a man
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>>183084977
>Frederic lives with lesbian goblina
>muh proud wymmyn of color is Frasier's boss
>moved back to Boston because apparently there are only two cities in the Cheers universe
>based Grammer is going to be cucked to hell by Paramount on scripts
>DHP said no
>Jane Leeves said no
>Peri Gilpin said no
>John Mahoney is DEAD
it's going to be shit and I'm going to watch it but hate every second of it
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>>183082125 (OP)
>inb4 he finds himself and transitions
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>>183082870
And diagnosing a failure to be vaxed along with a refusal to eat the bugs. Watch out for the special episode where a crowd of screaming MAGA lunatics burns down the children’s wing because a 12 year old was going to have a sex change.
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>>183083928
Laurie has loads of energy.
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>>183083810
Dr Casa institute for wellness in Tijuana
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>>183083781
Kek
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>>183085796
>Frasier falls for a crypto scam 
>Frasier says something on his psychiatry podcast that becomes a TikTok meme 
>Frasier encourages a patient to embrace life as the opposite gender 
>Frasier tries his hand at streaming video games to get zoomers to listen to his podcast
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>>183084507
Sick-ass Race (title pending)
A young rebel dreams of winning the 2144 Sick-ass Race and gets his chance, but to enter he must win the preliminary race to and through the North Pole Space Elevator
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>>183083202
That episode was unfathomably based and hilarious
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>>183086249
cool man, grats. i hope this awful bullshit does well on hulu which is definitely a service a lot of people use
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>>183084556
Stop pretending House v2 isn’t going to be a 21 year old female DACA Dreamer who graduated high school at 11 and an Ivy League med school at 17. And all of her anger and disdain will be aimed at straight white men who fought to hold her down at every step.
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>>183087080
the House showrunners did the one with the autist and basically pumped it full of this shit
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>>183084734
Like X the Eliminator and Zardo in Harvey Birdman?
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>>183083801
>it's a Chase makes out with a 9-year-old girl with cancer episode
>it's a Chase advocates for holocausting obese people episode
>it's a Chase gets punched in the face by House episode
>it's a Chase murders an African dictator and covers it up episode
>it's a Chase fucks a drugged up Cameron episode
>it's a Chase dreams about having sex with Park episode