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Why did Peach reject him? He's such a nice guy...
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Should have played the end theme from Odyssey
>the fireworks are gonna start
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>>136663767
Kill yourself
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>>136663352 (OP)
I'm surprised how much I liked him in the movie. I do feel conflicted about how genuine his emotions are for peach and how good he was at conquering the world. Like the Koopas are just hellbent on being his army, but genuinely confused he was doing it out of love for his crush on Peach.

I'm still in headcanon that his picture of peach is one of those you take of a girl when she isn't looky but you're flash went off and everyone is just staring at you awkwardly.
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>>136663767
Fuck off, fatfag. Bowser is fit, not a fatty blob like you.
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>>136663352 (OP)
because it would be beastiality
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Leave-a Frieza a la Nero to us
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>>136663767
Please get a life
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>>136663352 (OP)
Dragon dildos hurt her too much.
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>>136663767
You will never be validated
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>>136665250
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>>136663352 (OP)
Have you seen how much bowser x peach art there is on twitter?

Women would literally rather be kidnapped and raped by a monster then fuck a short guy
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>>136663767

Where does Hal fit into this?
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>>136663352 (OP)
Hes a narcisstic, psychotic, mass murdering, despotic, beta simp who had delusions of grandeur about what a woman wants in a man.

Kinda like his fandom.

>>136665348
Thank god the movie came out and this isnt the case anymore.
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>>136663867
I think his rant at Mario implies more that he just really wants to be happy. He’s constantly miserable, so he’s holding onto the idea that Peach will cure his misery.
I figured the Koopas were so loyal because typically Bowser is awesome. He lets them party all the time, he’s so powerful that he does most of the legwork himself, and it seems like he pretty much protects them whenever they’re not doing army stuff (floating fortress where he’s at, not afraid to get his hands dirty). They probably figured the Peach thing was a good way to keep him happy and they get the world out of it.
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>>136665199
>Bowser is fit, not a fatty blob like you.

Bowser is a pussy whos always been ragdolled by Mario in h2h game wise and now literally gets over powered by the princess in the movie. Only beef cake above him and Mario is Wario.
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>>136665900
I thought the movie portrayed him as a cruel and psychotic king who doesnt care for anythigmng be his needs and conquering worlds. His subjects seem to be just as rotton toward the core as he is.
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I loved Bowser's expressions in this movie, you never really saw him make these kinds of expressions in the game because his character model wasn't built for it.
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>>136663352 (OP)
>Love really makes a guy CUM
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>>136666214
He has to settle with jackin it to Peach doing it with Mario. Or Kamek dressed as Peach.
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>>136663867
>I do feel conflicted about how genuine his emotions are for peach
He threatened to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom, her home, if she said no, was about to fire blast her when she "broke up" with him, and wanted to sacrifice people in her honor despite that being something she would hate.
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>>136666284
You know, Mario is actually pretty charming in this movie when he wants to be.
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>>136666073
He's a bit of both. Bowser's kingdom is pretty barren -- lava and stone, basically -- so feeding the Koopas is probably a tough task. The Mushroom Kingdom, however, is lush and full of all kinds of food. Marrying Peach gives him access to that, with the added bonus of him having a huge obsession/crush on her. Going to war with Peach and her Toads risks damaging a lot of the kingdom, so he stomps his way across other kingdoms in search of the ultimate power-up to offer as an engagement gift. Taking it by force was his backup plan if she turned him down. The dude's not all there, but he's not a complete psychopath, either.
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>>136665742
>t. manlet
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>>136663352 (OP)
Well Bowser obviously gets married and has kids
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>>136663352 (OP)
Some women are into manlets
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>>136663352 (OP)
Because like you, he’s an incel. And assumes any woman is entitled to him, without putting in the effort and potential rejection that real chads go through.
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>>136663352 (OP)
>>136667660
>Another out of the 1000x posted Mario-clout farming, thinly veiled bait thread
Go back to where you came from
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>>136666073
He was cruel and psychotic, but it’s obvious he’s fueled by his misery, and by proxy the Koopas get what they want from him whenever he’s happy.
>>136666105
I really liked how they made him genuinely scary whenever he’s angry. He might seem like a crazy manchild, but he’s a crazy man child that can beat Donkey Kong to a pulp and throw cars like softballs.
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Blue Paratroopa was a bro. Doesn't even question why Kamek is dressed as Peach.
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>>136666499
>sacrifice people in her honor
That's so bad it's funny.

On a story note, feels lazy. Like you have Luigi captured and there's no real point aside the sacrifice.
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>>136663352 (OP)
The movie's dynamic makes him having a crush on her so terrible, same for Mario or anyone else really crushing on that version of Peach. For Bowser it seemed more like he had a very traditional mindset about her being pretty and sweet, and then getting his ass kicked for thinking she'd just go along with marriage. Mario having a crush on her is in part due to how badass and cool she is which just makes it yet another "plucky guy and badass chick" dynamic as opposed to not fucking doing that and letting a different personality for a woman be allowed to be depicted as loveable.

And I know all of the little faggots on this board are going to be upset because this is one of their favorite femdom dynamics and that's why people keep posting mary sue sexy fanart of movie Peach but fuck off for once.
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>>136668354
It's also a little like Diana and Steve Trevor. Mario is the first human male Peach met.
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>>136668354
>Mario having a crush on her is in part due to how badass and cool she is
There's no indication that's why Mario is attracted to her. Any signs of a crush only appear when Peach praises him after the DK fight and when they're having little chat moments at the campfire and when on the karts for the first time. He's a red-blooded Brooklyian who likes it when a girl is impressed with him and wants to buy her a turtle.
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>>136668480
>There's no indication that's why Mario is attracted to her.
It's an extremely overt part of her character that he's always witnessing, and its meant to be charming and "charismatic."
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>>136668546
She did the obstacle course and he said, "Wow!". Then he immediately focused on himself and said, "Wait, how am I supposed to do THAT?". The wow wasn't a indicator that he already had a crush on her, just that he didn't expect a princess in traditional attire to be doing parkour and karate chop shit. 

Was there any other moments where she's displaying amazing power between the obstacle course and the end of the DK fight scene? Because when Peach is impressed with Mario and going on and on about how huge his cock is, that's when you can see Mario likes the attention and wants to keep impressing her.
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>>136665234
>white woman
As if Peach would be against it.
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>>136668298
It makes total sense with Bowser. He’s insane, brutal, and clearly obsessed with someone he knows nothing about. He’s absolutely the kind of guy who would kill a bunch of people like it was a bouquet of flowers. He pulled a Thanos.
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>>136663352 (OP)
>She rejects both bowser and Mario on odyssey 
She’s just a bitch
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>>136668757
This "issue" is so fucking stupid considering the context that they just got out of the collapsing part of the moon and they are shoving their feelings right in her face like total idiots.
She even says to Mario to come onto the ship as they return back to the planet.
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>>136663867
His emotions are genuine, he legitimately wants Peach more than anything in the world. But that's desire, not love. Love implies you care abut their feeling as much if not more than your own, and Bowser's never done that in his life. His whole life he's gotten everything he wanted through power and fear, so when he finally finds something those things can't get him, he wants her more than anything, but has no idea how to get her, so he tries to win her over at first but when that does work he goes back to what he knows, power and fear.
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>>136666720
Bowsers shown to be eccentric and funny and looks like a guy you could root for, but hes a petty despot and malevolent to his subjects as any classive evil king even tortuning and killing people for the hell of it or that dont agree with his tyranny. Hes a jerk and a cruel monster, and im glad Peach finally had a moment in over 30 years in Mario media where she expresses her hate towards him and physically and emotionally humilates him to send a message to bowserxpeach fans, this pairing is dead.
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>>136665348
They don't draw art of it because they can fuck a short guy whenever they want irl, they draw art of Bowser because it's a fantasy they can't live out.
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>>136667660
This. Thread ended right here
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>>136663352 (OP)
He is a giant dragon turtle with a monster dick. Princess Peach would never survive the intercourse.
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>>136663352 (OP)
Wish we got the Don Bluth Mario
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>>136668258
probably wasnt even the first time that happened but aright
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>>136663352 (OP)
He only wanted to marry Peach because he thought it would make him happy. He is shallow as fuck and a terrible person...er...turtle.
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>>136663352 (OP)
He's a simp
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racial bias.
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Is Bowser an incel?
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>>136668354
It's modern hollywood and illumination, of course the character dynamics were going to be generic as fuck. As shame really.
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>>136663352 (OP)
Not peggable
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>>136672444
Mario and co aren't exactly known for their deep relationships as is.
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You know I want Nintendo to make a Bowser focused game where we play the big turtle on his quest to win over Princess Peach. Hear me out
>Game is called "Bowser Saves The Date"
>Starts with Peach agreeing to ONE date just to get Bowser off her back and stop harassing the Mushroom Kingdom, even if just for a short while
>Premise is Bowser's rampage across the land, gathering everything he needs for the big night
>There's a time travel element. Rewind, pause, or fast forward. Each area completed is Bowser screwing up the date, rewinding, and starting over with a new gift/dinner/context
>Command minions to do tasks as you travel the lands desperate to make the perfect night.
>Reality starts to fall apart after so many time travel power uses
>Bowser saves reality 
>Peach gives him ONE obligatory thank you kiss
>Bowser kidnaps her
>Game ends with Mario going after him like he always does
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>>136673598
I like this
It’s kind of like Super Princess Peach + Bowser’s Inside Story
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>>136669255
It would have looked great and would have been more faithful. Bet Princess Peach would have looked like Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
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>>136666284
Can you imagine how gross scenes like these would be if they kept 67 year old Charles Martinet flirting with Peach in his squeaky ass Mario voice?

Thank god they did not listen to the NOCHANGE/Nostalgiafags
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>>136673598
When I was younger I desperately wanted Nintendo to make a Banjo Kazooie style adventure game with Bowser and Peach chained together.
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>>136663352 (OP)
Negged her a little too hard.
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>>136673989
>inb4 seething replies
This guy is 100% right
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>>136663352 (OP)
Women don't want nice guys. They want men who take charge like Mario did with the Kong's.
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>>136665742
>Hes a narcisstic, psychotic, mass murdering, despotic, beta simp who had delusions of grandeur about what a woman wants in a man.
Yeah, OP already used the term "nice guy"
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>>136673989
Is that what people demanded? I just thought the the few lines in the first teaser didn't sound like he had a Nyorkah accent and that's all I wanted.
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>>136665742
>Thank god the movie came out and this isnt the case anymore
Buddy you have no fucking idea how much Bowser shit has skyrocketed since the movie.
Somehow the movie made Mario even less attractive to the fans
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>>136673692
>would have been more faithful
Haha no it fucking wouldn't have
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bump
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>>136672415
No, hes an inshell.
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the seething over Bowser’s simping will not stop me from writing 100,000 words of fanfiction shipping a girly but competent princess peach with the tyrant simp himself.
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>>136676045
Do it, I would read it
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>>136676045
You're a loser.
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>>136674581
>Bowser shit has skyrocketed since the movie.
>Only made him gayer(Luigi and Kamek) and more a beta male than before.
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>>136676203
I think he's a based loser
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>>136678746 #
Peach: Stop typing on here Bowser. Go do something productive like rule your kingdom properly and stop kidnapping princesses like a incel.

Mario: Yeah or else
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>>136663352 (OP)
Dude conquered countless kingdoms just to find an extremely temporary powerup he didn't even need or attempt to use to conquer her kingdom hoping a star would win her heart. Honestly the wedding day ritual murder sacrifice was probably a bit too far, and if he'd done something like release all the prisoners and let them attempt his wedding and personally offered to serve them a slice of cake each, he might have won her over. Dude was really his own worst enemy.
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>>136663352 (OP)
his big ol snout is so cute. i'll put on a pink dress and take one for the team
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>>136666284
I wish they had more moments like this in the movie. It’s one of the few times where I feel like it should’ve been a longer film. Peach and Mario’s interactions, Mario and Toad, Mario and Donkey, Mario’s family, and Bowser and the Koopas were all relationships that needed more screen time. There was a lot of potential in the characters just interacting more, they tended to be the best scenes.
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What’s the odds of a sequel being longer in runtime?
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>>136663352 (OP)
Ugh... imagine the offspring. :-(
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>>136673989
I'm convinced people who say shit like this are sub-80 IQ

Charles Martinet isn't just some random schmuck who coasted on doing silly voices, he's an actual professional voice actor who has incredible range. In some products dude was voicing +9 characters at a time. He could have easily adapted Mario's voice to a more serious cinematic role if the project called for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpgLDjLwego [Embed]
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>>136681175
Nobody wants to hear a fucking almost 70 year old flirt with a 20 year old you dumb psycho. And his voice has been shit for years. His Luigi now sounds like Waluigi.
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>>136680952
Purge the thought.
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>>136680703
You'll get more in the sequels and subsequent spin-offs.
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>>136681175
He already voices Mario's dad.
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>>136672415
Pretty sure he could fuck, if that's all he wanted. He's a big, powerful dude. If he's celibate, it's because he's saving himself for Peach.
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>>136681452
>Nobody wants to hear a fucking almost 70 year old flirt with a 20 year old
Says who?
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>>136663352 (OP)
>Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches
>Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches
>Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches
>Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches
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>>136680952
Better than the fly and mouse any day of the week.
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>>136663352 (OP)
The most unrealistic thing about this movie filled with talking turtles and invincibility stars: that a woman would reject a tall, rich and violent guy for a manlet
>>136665348
And this is how women are irl
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>>136666499
That doesn't make his feelings any less genuine. He's just insane.
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Bowser should get a new love interest. A sweet, gentle, kind, and beautiful princes that is genuinely drawn to him, so she tries to win his heart by playing by his rules and invading his kingdom. It goes poorly, mostly because she's just bad at being bad, and her forces just end up being genuine nuisances rather than outright threats, forcing him to go on a quest to stop her.
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>>136684020
>princes
That's what I get for phone posting.
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>>136663352 (OP)
Have you SEEN turtle dicks?! Huge, scary, green horsecocks, no matter how small the owner is.
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>>136663352 (OP)
He went about it all long. Before the plumbers showed up he had zero competition, and Peach barely remembered humans. If he wasn’t power mad, and avoided going to war and invading other countries, he could have easily courted her beauty and the beast style. But because he always got what he wanted by force he never expected this to not play out.
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>>136666284
You're forgetting Kammy. An older magikoopa girl is fine, too...and she IS his right-hand woman.
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>>136668648
>Peach
>white
Peach is a finngoloid.
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>>136683890
I don't think his feelings are genuine, though. I think he just wants a fairytale wedding and a fairytale life and any pretty princess will do. But in his mind, he's convinced that it must be Princess Peach. I think his love is 100% for selfish reasons and he doesn't care an ounce about the person he's actually in love with.
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>>136674087
Funnier with Bowser and Mario. Two enemies having to work together, to save the Mushroom Kingdom, and Bowser's Kingdom from a new enemy...only for a newly introduced female version of Bowser to develop a crush on Mario (and immediately pounces on and bearhugs him), and for Bowser, seeing this and not getting angry, turn to Princess Toadstool with hope in his eyes and thinking this is his chance only to get slapped down by her. Credits show still pictures of female Bowser criticizing Bowser, presumably telling him to be more like Mario to the point where Bowser, looking haggard and resentful, is seen wearing a Mario style hat with a B on it instead of his crown.
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>>136666666 →
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>>136666284
Wow, Peach is racist.
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>>136684717
she's a rich white woman. They always are
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>>136663352 (OP)
Because incels don't deserve the girl
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>>136663352 (OP)

Bowser just razed multiple countries, started a world war and threatened Peach death unless she marries him and you expect her to agree?