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--- 57827396
Billy Waugh edition 
Lying about medical record: GOOD
Lying about criminal record: BAD

>Resources:
>Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
https://www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)
https://pastebin.com/yg972vRE (Short version)
https://pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (40 page version)

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
http://specialforcesrecruiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/THOR3-10-Week-Program.pdf
http://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps).

>https://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.php
For all Army SF info.

>https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
>https://mega.nz/folder/ZQhQDLQA#SrCZyqNQiomnG4DsTzcNMg
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS, as well study guides for ASTB-E

>https://bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Info on sf86
https://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
https://pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classes
CLEP/DSST information:
https://dantes.doded.mil/EducationPrograms/get-credit/creditexam.html

>What is MHS GENESIS?
https://www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/MHS-Transformation/MHS-GENESIS
https://calmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal
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Why is NAFO leaking TOPSECRET/NOFO documents to win arguments in War Thunder?
Verification not required.
--- 57828356
What are good certs/foundry courses for a 35F?
--- 57828663
How disqualifying is ADHD? I was diagnosed with it at a young age, thought I haven't taken (or needed) meds for it since I was ten, but I had an IEP through most of school. I wasn't going to mention it to the recruiter, but I'm worried it will show up on Genesis and fuck me if I don't.
--- 57828725
Anybody here Coast Guard? I've been wanting to enlist and join the deployable operations group they have as either Taclet or MSRT. What should I expect from it? I'm also considering doing Navy EOD after I went to my recruiter and learned about it. My main consideration is how much time I would get working in the field
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>>57828356
mental illness.
--- 57828773
>>57828725
DOG is dead and they never actually did their jobs anyways. When is the last time an MSRT shot someone? Navy POGs saw more shit in the GWOT
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>>57828663
Just don't mention it. I had a kid in my basic with sickle cell anemia. Kid next to me at airborne was color blind. They'll never know.
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>>57828787
Sickle cell anemia can be confirmed with a blood test which they likely performed which is why his dog tags were red you dumb fucking boot
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>>57828792
He didn't have red dog tags. He said he was nervous they'd not allow him in, so he didn't mention it at MEPS. As far as I know, it never came back to him.
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>>57828826
Well they're red now.
--- 57828958
Why is this off-topic general allowed?
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>>57828663
If it's not medicated and was diagnosed at a young age you could be fine. But don't mention it if you don't have to.
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>>57828996
>the neverserve name faggot is still here
Yikes
--- 57829124
Why can't we talk about our negative experiences in the military when the thread is off-topic to begin with? Is this really a FED invested thread?
--- 57829162
>>57829124
The people bitching about it being off-topic were never in (a western) military. Vets share their shitty stories and teenagers pretend to know more than they actually do (and then demand timestamped uniform items). It's the /meg/ ecosystem.
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>>57827396 (OP)
>just found out I got selected for commission
I finally made it out of the hood, bros.
--- 57829230
>>57829162
Nah, I've seen posts deleted in this very thread for talking about realities in the military. It's a blatant recrootment thread and completely off-topic to this board. Not surprising, given how pozzed this board has become. The constant shilling for Ukraine speaks volumes for the current affairs of this board.
--- 57829251
>>57829230
>completely off-topic to this board
/meg/ has been around since 2015 and the reason it exists because people got tired of "how do I join dah muhreens" and similar threads like it. It's no more off topic then /ak/.
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>>57829230
>/pol/ jibberish
So you're the former, got it
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>>57829251
I'd say 2012. That's when I was using it.
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>>57829254
Dude you're just proving him right
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>>57829276
He posted absolutely no information or personal stories or even third-party anecdotes about being in the military, just an impotent whine about Ukraine. That's off-topic in an "off-topic thread". I don't know what you want, do you want the thread not to exist or do you want it to exist but only if the posts conform to your (autistically specific) worldview?
--- 57829356
>>57829251
>how do I join dah muhreens" and similar threads like it
Nobody posts these threads, but even when these generals are dead or achieved, they're miraculously bumped or always present. So either FEDS are making sure the general is always active, or there's a sad obsessed anon making these threads for over a decade 
>>57829254
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this board was for discussing weapons. How dare I don't give a rat's ass about Ukraine or Russia.
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>>57829307
>He posted absolutely no information or personal stories or even third-party anecdotes about being in the military
No. Anon. Because if i did post my experience, the mods would delete my post for wrong-think like they already have itt. I understand you're reading comprehension is shit, but try to keep up.
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>>57829217
lol you're going right back to the hood to be a junior manager
>>57829356
I don't think that's true, otherwise you would be equally upset with counter-ukraine posts. You're disingenuous and passive-aggressively filtering like a scorned woman.
--- 57829431
>>57829385
>if i did post my experience
>you're reading comprehension
ESL your way out of here, faggot
--- 57829436
>>57829413
>otherwise you would be equally upset with counter-ukraine posts.
What part of "i don't give a rat's ass about Ukraine or Russia" went over your head? Fucking dumbass.
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>>57829436
>What part of "i don't give a rat's ass about Ukraine or Russia" went over your head? Fucking dumbass.
This part:
>>57829230
>The constant shilling for Ukraine speaks volumes for the current affairs of this board.
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>>57829356
>but even when these generals are dead or achieved, they're miraculously bumped or always present. 
>This general that has been board for years keeps getting threads.
>The only possible explanation for this is Glowies
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>>57829431
>he used youre instead of your!!!
>gottem
Imagine resorting to muh grammar because you cant formulate an actual argument. Again, I understand youve reinforced you have 0 reading comprehension, but try before you post next time.
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>>57829463
>an anon is sick of the shilling for a country he doesnt give a rat's ass about
>acktually that clearly means you DO care
Really dumbass?
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Monkey's going nuclear now
--- 57829521
>>57829467
>This general that has been board for years keeps getting threads.
>The only possible explanation for this is Glowies
No, no, no, shit-reading-comprehension-anon, i said it could also be a pathetic obsessive anon making these off-topic generals. Perhaps (You)? FEDS or not, they are still shit generals.
--- 57829543
it's really falling apart for them isn't it?
--- 57829546
>>57829521
>No people can't actually be interested in joining the military on this board where talk about the military it has to be one schizo
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>>57829431
>ESL your way out of here, faggot
I hope you're being coy...
--- 57829579
>>57829546
>threads are dead all the time
>always bumped before achieving 
>any posts that speak ill of the military are deleted 
>ignores the amount of traffic coming from Eglin 
Yeah. Okay.
--- 57829615
>>57829579
>threads are dead all the time
>always bumped before achieving
That also applies to a bunch of generals. /k/ is fairly slow board.
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>>57829615
>it's okay because...
If the general needs to be bumped constantly to keep it afloat, why not let it die? Oh, maybe because somebody wants to ensure this off-topic general is always present on this board. But wait! If you want to participate in the shitty off-topic general, make sure you only say good things about the military or we'll delete your post. Go ahead, give your justification for why this general should be allowed to stay.
--- 57829740
>>57829682
The enter premise of your is argument is muh glowies. Literally every general on this website no matter the subject will get bumped once in awhile so that the thread won't get archived and discussion can continue.
>But it's Le off topic
Please explain to me how this general is somehow any less off topic then /ak/ which is literally dedicated to posting pictures of anime girls or /Cangen/ which is literally dedicated to one country.
--- 57829742
>>57829579
have you ever tried making the /meg/ thread yourself? i promise you the jannies won't not delete it.... why do you think the image for this general is deleted half the time?
--- 57829768
>>57829742
>why do you think the image for this general is deleted half the time?
Because it's weird gay stuff that you post
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>>57829740
The funny thing is people like shitpost and seethe in the general and inadvertently bump the thread. We have plenty of /meg/ threads these days that are nothing but schizo babble keeping the thread afloat.
--- 57829777
>>57829615
>/k/ is fairly slow board
Compared to /o/ and /diy/ this board moves at lightning speed
--- 57829788
>>57829740
>please defend another off-topic thread to justify this one 
You really are a dumbass. 
>>57829742
>have you ever tried making the /meg/ thread yourself?
Why would I? The only time these generals are amusing is when they shit on the current military, but half the post that criticize the military are deleted or get assblasted by shills. Just look at the archives for when anon called out the clot shot mandates.
--- 57829799
>>57829788
>Just look at the archives for when anon called out the clot shot mandates.
That because most of it was some schzio sperging out about how it was the Mark of the Beast or how everyone was going to drop dead
--- 57829835
>>57827396 (OP)
Anyone got any info on Navy Reserves Intel? I am going for officer. I am in Texas btw if that makes a difference.
--- 57829847
>>57829799
>schzio sperging 
>the Mark of the Beast 
>how everyone was going to drop dead
Either a shill or dumbass. Any anon that expressed concern, or questioned the mandate, was met with dumb replies like (You)r's. The clot shot were unjustified, but i degrees. These generals glow.
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>>57829835
I'm also transgender, not sure that matters.
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>>57829847
>but i degrees
I to degrees
--- 57829862
>>57829847
>posts the military 1200%+ cancer rate since 2021 vax mandate documents from Congress
how many times do we have to humiliate you, old man?
--- 57829865
>>57829856
Trannies deserve death
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>>57829861
It's cute how you try to point out spelling/grammar errors while making them yourself. I would assume it's intentional, but I doubt you're cognizant of it.
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>>57829862
Generally can't tell if you're defending or criticizing the clot shots.
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>>57828725
The EODs I saw worked out five times a day, and when they weren't skating on the mess decks, they were fucking E-3 thotties.
That was on a carrier, though, and I didn't know any of them personally.

How hard is it to join again? How difficult is it to go into naval aviation as an enlisted? I want to wear a flight jacket.
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>>57829847
You’re STILL here?
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>>57830182
>pot let me introduce you to kettle 
Why the fuck are (You) here? Oh, that's right, you need to make sure your thread stays glowing.
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>>57828773
>>57830127

That sounds good, thanks for the input
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>>57830275
O B S E S S E D
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>>57828356
IFPC
--- 57831779
>a thread about military careers is off-topic on /k/
Cope and seethe, self-hating American. Your crusade has yielded zero results and your bitching just keeps the threads bumped. Even if /meg/ goes away, you’ll find something else to complain about. 
Remember: you are here forever. Hahahahaha
--- 57831814
>muh glowies keep bumping the thread when it’s almost dead!
How would you know this, unless you are constantly monitoring the thread? That sounds exhausting, watching a thread on 4chan slide up and down the pages all day and night. What would compel a man to waste his life like this? Or rather, what does this man lack in his life?
--- 57831835
Leg 11b here if anyone has questions
--- 57831857
>Duty day is on a Saturday again
--- 57832756
I think there are recruiters here because they never give accurate or non-obfuscated info on joining. Anyone can do research and see that a lot has changed but these guys want you to use old outdated info.

Also, complain about anything and they get pissed. Most recruiters are massively braindead including the officer recruiters. They can't even set up a zoom meeting correctly.
--- 57832814
>>57829021
>Yikes
Cope.
--- 57832836
Would I be severely limited in my career potential if I commissioned now at 30? It goes without saying that my 20s haven’t gone in a way that is exactly ideal and I’m worried I’m screwed no matter what I do now.
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>>57832836
By the way, I’m mainly considering Army, but am open to all branches.
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>>57832756
>he’s too afraid to respond to me
Seethe harder nonserve
--- 57833071
Does anyone have an explanation for why 99% of guys in the army seem to be obsessed with Latinas 
Is it part of a military psyop?
--- 57833234
pssst liam, look at this cutie! *stares at you all evening*
--- 57833285
>>57829230
>spams it’s a recrootment thread and complains about it being so every single thread
What mental illness drives a person to do this? Just filter the thread you gonk
--- 57834599
>>57833285
No, I must make myself angry every single day about a problem that only I think is a problem! I deserve to have my way on an anonymous anime forum which is notorious for not giving a fuck about user preferences!
--- 57834750
>>57833071
99% of guys in the army are Latino
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>>57833071
>THICC LATINA E-3s
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>>57827621
picrel
--- 57835040
I swear, /pol/yps are angrier about this thread in particular than any other.
--- 57835056
>>57827396 (OP)
>this thread again

FUCK OFF FED
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>>57827396 (OP)
>You WILL enlist
>You WILL learn teamwork and basic tactics
>You WILL spend 4 years PMCSing Humvees.
--- 57835101
>>57835040
>gun talk
>must join the army 
Lmao tell your co they are just as stupid as you
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>>57828787
dirty RIGGER
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>>57828787
>I had a kid in my basic with sickle cell anemia. Kid next to me at airborne was color blind.


They test for both of these conditions. You literally cannot hide them. They just put it in your medical profile.
--- 57835262
The most based US serviceman to ever live.
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>>57835101
Literally a bot reply.
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>>57835262
wrong
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>>57830127
Naval Aircrew is a difficult school but it is achievable if you’re fit and focused. It’s harder for rescue swimmer candidates obviously.
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>>57832756
Sounds like you’re autistic
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>57833054
>noooooo you have to give me a (You) 
Lmao
>>57833285
If (You)r dumbass is referring to me, my original complaint was the fact you can't talk about the realities of being in the military unless it's PC, which is dumb when the thread is off-topic itself. Why does calling out the recrootment thread make you FEDS seethe so much? Kek.
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>>57835262
he's really damn cute... what is he, naval officer? i would love to take orders from him all night long
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>>57836073
Thats an E1 Airman. Good 50/50 chance he's gay, so youre in luck
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>>57836109
Since when do E1 get to have nice coats like that?
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>>57827396 (OP)
I was caring for a sick family member and made the mistake of not keeping up with my fitness while away from home. Now I'm trying to get back into it and it's exceedingly difficult to do the amount of exercise I used to do every day. How do I get back into it? Im feeling fatigued and just have trouble starting
--- 57836465
So this isn't an enlistment-related question, but I feel like this is a better place to ask than any: for everyone who's a veteran, what's been your experience with the Veterans Benefits Administration (VBA)?

The reason I'm asking is cause I recently accepted a Veterans Service Representative (VSR) position there. And I want to know what I'm getting into.

I've also worked similar customer service-type jobs in the past, and I've had people tell me I'm good at it, especially in terms of being emphatic. But I want to know what's frustrated you about dealing with the VSRs in the past. And just in case I end up reviewing your claim or talking to one of you guys, I want to know if there's anything specific you would appreciate me doing.
--- 57836503
>>57836465
Don't get frustrated and take it out on the one honestly broken guy after struggling through 10 one-term supply clerks who are blatantly scamming the system.
--- 57836505
>>57836443
just push harder man. not much else you can do if you're getting the nutrients, water, and sleep you need. maybe you fell out of touch with your mentality.
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>>57836073
>Naval Officer
>No rank insignia, no ribbons, no shoulder boards, 
>Literally the slickest of sleeves in Airman Blues

I hate civilians.
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>>57836503
I promise you I won't. Like I said, I try to be emphatic when dealing with people. I've worked a call center job where I had people who were already pissed off when they first got on the phone with me, and then were thanking me for helping them by the end. I understand you guys are frustrated after all the bullshit you've been thru and then having to deal with bureaucracy just to get medical benefits on top of that.
--- 57837533
I wanna do coolguy stuff in active, but am currently looking to do service in the ARNG while I'm still working on my bachelor's. Recruiter told me there's no 17C vacancy, but they can get me 17E. Whats the job like for 17E? Should I take this if I wanna do stupid combat arms or SF shit when I go active?
--- 57837570
>31, Engineer
>Have good skin because I don't go outside and do med diet/eat organic heavily
>Some zoomer retard recrooter tried approaching me today
Are you niggers really that fucking desperate
--- 57838136
>>57837570
It must be getting pretty entertaining now that zoomers are getting old enough to become recruiters.
I would love to see the interaction between some socially awkward 25 year old e-5 try to get a late 30s professional to consider enlisting or commissioning.
--- 57838341
went to the Navy recruiter today. They scheduled me for MEPS for next week.
There is absolutely no where they're going to send me there and not mention my weight. I'm about 15 lbs over, and when I was speaking with the air force they wouldn't even send me to meps till I lost the weight and some other shit.
also what is the strategy for getting the rate you want? I'm not locked to 1 rate; Navy Information Systems Technician (IT)
Navy Cryptologic Technician Technical (CTT)
Cryptologic Technician – Collection (CTR)
Cryptologic Technician – Maintenance (CTM)
Cryptologic Technician – Networks (CTN)
Electronics Technician (ET)
Navy Aviation Maintenance Administrationman (AZ) 
is what's on my list. he assured me at least 1 would be on there, and hopefully so.
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>>57828356
Reclass to November
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>>57838341
Choose your rate, choose your fate. Be willing to stick out for the one you really want. Navy is accepting ASVAB scores of 10 so you have all the cards.
--- 57838774
>>57827396 (OP)
Can’t wait to go to camp Lejeune shortly
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>>57838341
Lose the weight man
--- 57839137
Is the reverses worth it if I'm bored? Hit 30 not long ago but managed to stay in shape and just looking for something that will get me out of my city and maybe even country once in a while. Looking at either Chair Force or Army I got a 82 on the ASVAB back in HS but that was all the way back in 2011 probably be a bit worse since I haven't been in education in a long time.

>>57837570
They seem to be dipping into the 30-35 year old pool now, had a old from HS that is 31 and he had a recrooter trying to get him to enlist. Gonna humor one, curious about how desperate they are now and see what I could get.

>>57838341
>I'm about 15 lbs over, and when I was speaking with the air force they wouldn't even send me to meps till I lost the weight and some other shit.
You can water fast that off in like 2 weeks to a month, look into water fasting.
--- 57839542
Cyberfags your time is literally numbed. The DoD is not going to let enlisted touch shit but client systems or help desk. That shit is going directly to contractors.
--- 57839735
Nobody cares but I made it past BRC bros
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>>57839542
>tfw cyberfag on terminal leave applying to contracting positions 
I'm going to take a trip to Fort Leavenworth to thank that based retard for my future job security
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>>57835221
My understanding is that you can't go airborne if you're colorblind because you can't see the difference between the red and green light. We got into airborne after having high PT scores in basic, so we kind of back doored our way in. I always assumed that's why he got away with it.
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>>57831857
Why would that matter enough to merit a post? Saturday is just another day. Are you twelve?
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>>57836465
Visit veterans forums with other vets who help vets then ask detailed questions. hadit.com was useful when I appealed my disability rating. Take advantage of those who have gone before you, be awesome then mentor your future replacements.
--- 57840331
>>57840190
You don't really need to see the light telling you to jump when the guy at the door is yelling "JUMP", and everyone in front of you is jumping out of the bird. If that isn't enough of a hint, you have more issues than colorblindness.
--- 57840426
>>57839137
Sure but goAir Force. The Army is for those who don't know any better or are driven by memes. /k/ are mostly autspergtards but even if you are, do the AF for the career potential then second career potential. Always plan for a career even if you don't anticipate one. Vesting an early retirement is the most important thing you can do in the first half of your life to make the second half suck less. This falls on deaf ears among the yungtards but that's fine because high retention slows promotions. 

Everything is about financial security, medical benefits etc. Life is about security because the world is a volcano of flaming smegma above which we walk a rotting tightrope. Early retirement is "fuck you" money after which your usable freedom is vastly increased. Piss on working to 65 then dying at 70. 

Your peers who follow their dreams off a cliff accumulate over time and that's not pretty to watch, especially the autspergies, OCD etc because that shit gets worse over time. I'm fortunately unafflicted but my damage is physical. Having that bulletproof fallback plan let me retire debt free at 47 and be a comfy cripple.
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>>57840331
I don't make the rules man
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>>57841448
>thread dead
>about to be archived
>pointless comment from a faggot to keep it alive 
You FEDS aren't even subtle about it
--- 57842088
>>57841508
Conspiracy is comforting vs. a world of disorder so autspergies prefer that explanations which also explains religion and other superstitions. 

What really bothers you about the armed forces? 

You're here for weapons (presumably which exist for war and other infliction of violence therefore you intrinsically approve of war and violence. Delicious war gives you the toys you adore as talismans of something you will never actually do in person (wage war). War is what primates do! It's who we are as humans, PC leftarded subversive (thank the vatniks for the subversion and the entire anti-weapon polity) drivel to the contrary. 

This is a weapons board and the highest level of weapons use is modern war. You (if Burger instead of some slave) can own weapons because real men waged war against their Bong oppressors, sending shot and shell through tender pink Britfag, Hessian and Tory guts until they ran off or surrendered. The military is why the US dollar is the global reserve currency, a benefit worth many wars to maintain. While misbegotten constabulary operations of late were unwise, delicious nation-state wars are good and good for America. 

War kills Communists who want to disarm and enslave you therefore war is wonderful. War defends Europe, the core of human (not to be confused with bugs) civilization and such a magnificent example even Japan and Korea buy in. 

Contrarian shizo edgelords desperate for relevance repeat your incantations as if they were insights. They're not. You're simple and stupid.
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>>57841508
Why were you sitting in a dead thread? Does this general’s existence give you anxiety or something?
--- 57842369
i got signals for af and i leave soon.
this is all because i read a few posts by the intel guy who shills 35n hard
thank you, intel /meg/ guy.
i’m looking forward to this chapter
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>>57842107
--- 57842481
>there's gonna be people monitoring my activity on furfag servers that I'm in from now on
t. 1N2XX
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>>57842481
There always have been
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>>57841448
Yea, but you clearly dont even know them either.
--- 57842529
>>57840426
>The Army is for those who don't know any better or are driven by memes
>Everything is about financial security, medical benefits etc

It's crazy to me that Airfags complain about the Air Force feeling like a corporation rather than a military, then turn around and say shit like this. Believe it or not, some of us joined and STAYED in the Army or the Marine because we want to fight. Someone has to do it.
--- 57842567
>>57827396 (OP)
>Lying about medical record: GOOD
Noticed the "ymmv" has been removed. Are they not pulling prescription histories anymore? Makes sense.
--- 57842572
Anyone know how likely it is that they discover I used to have eczema? Haven't had a prescription for anything for it in over a decade. Interested in Army but I head they take skin conditions particularly seriously.
--- 57842782
>>57842481
i’m going 1n2 and my recruiter literally told me there are bronies and furries in the af intel community and i thought she was overstating it.
i hope i never interact with you people
god what the fuck i even heard rumors there are directors in central intelligence that are furfags why can’t you guys be normal…
--- 57843262
>>57836010
How hard of a school? I got consistent good mediums, but that's not saying much. I got through nuke school, and did my six years.
Ask me anything about being a surface nuke.
--- 57843631
>>57843262
Advantages of surface over sub?
--- 57844299
Is there any MOS that guarantees me a Korea duty station?
--- 57844732
>>57844299
Air Defense Artillery has a pretty good chance at it
--- 57844737
>>57844299
No, but there are MOSes that are required on every base, and if you have an MOS like 88M then you can apply to go anywhere
--- 57845360
>>57827396 (OP)
Kinda a cautionary tale, the weakest men I've ever met in my life have been career military. Zero control over their emotions, if they're upset or angry they're taking it out on everyone else. No introspection or self criticism whatsoever. 
Keep this in mind when you're planning on enlisting/commissioning, esp in combat arms. Being surrounded by faggots is a huge part of why people hate being in the military.
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>>57843262
>good mediums
I, too phone it in every time. I have no questions about being a surface nuke.
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>>57827396 (OP)
Alright boys, how do I get OUT of conscription? I don't want to fight for globohomo.
Can I just say "I don't think homos, trannies, and women should be in the military, let alone in any position of command"? Please oh please...
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>>57846407
Assuming you're American, this is a tricky question because they're going to dramatically lower standards when they resort to conscription. 
I think you should look at how guys avoided the draft back in Nam. Being well connected enough to get deferments, having a legit medical condition like diabetes, or simply fleeing to another country.
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>>57846473
>they're going to dramatically lower standards when they resort to conscription
Yeah, they most likely will. I think this next war is going to be the Big One.
>Being well connected enough to get deferments
Can't do that, poor straight white male in commiefornia. Plus I'm Catholic and the alphabet agencies basically have it in for us
>having a legit medical condition like diabetes
Got amnesia and executive dysfunction from a bad childhood but no way to prove it without insurance, at least not yet. Not sure that would count either
>or simply fleeing to another country
Could work, but where? It's not like it was in the 60s; most countries are globalist now and will be fighting each other to set the stage for the NWO
Worst case scenario I can try to be a conscientious objector, right? (Doubt that'll work either.)
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Is ET for the navy a good rate? What’s it like? I’m not sure what else is interesting to me either
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>>57846407
Is your power fantasy one that involves you draft dodging? Men dream of building monumental structures or performing memorable altruistic acts, but your big dream is to give the middle finger to a recruiter in a scenario that is never going to happen? Reminds me of the preppers that were convinced NATO soldiers sent by Obama were going to roll up and seize all of their hoarded .22 and buckets of freeze-dried mac and cheese.
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>>57843631
Surface: You get heavily restricted internet access, and censored emails
Get to see the sun, if you like that kind of thing
Guaranteed your own rack, and probably a locker. Subs may make you share a rack with one or two other people, depending on the type of sub, and manning. Not terrible if your rackmates are hygienic, but not as good as having your own 
More room, you can work out in the hangar bay, run on the flight deck (when not launching planes)
More ports of call (in theory, not necessarily in practice)
Probably more time off. Depending on your job, I heard of some topsiders getting 8 section duty, or better. Nukes get 3 or 4, like many subs. Some subs get 2 section (Port and Starboards)
Frequent mail delivery. You can order Amazon packages to the ship, it just takes months for them to arrive sometimes. Just pack what you need, don't order hundreds of pounds of shit in the mail

Sub: Better food. They have cooks specifically sent to subs for morale. Includes a deep fryer
No useless people. Carriers can get away with people who skate off the entire day, subs can't
No stealing, if you find a thief, they get fucked up. This also negates the need for locks
Air conditioning, a friend said that temperature in the engine room never went above 69F
Cool submarine sweaters. Once you get your subsurface warfare, you get to wear a nice sweater to keep warm
Maintenance is usually deferred until you pull in, a lot cannot be done at sea
No smoking at all on subs. Smokeless tobacco is fine, but no place smells like an ash tray

Subs usually have longer hours, but the community seems great. I heard about it from a few submariners who got surfaced, and it makes me wish I went subs. Grass is always greener. I'd probably bitch about being on a sub too, though.

If you're not a huge people person, and you can deal with more work, subs have some good advantages. I think the worst part of the carrier was the awful food, and heat.
Any specific questions?
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>>57847600
>Is your power fantasy one that involves you draft dodging?
Is this projection? This isn't a power fantasy for me, more like a contingency plan for if and when globohomo stages another world conflict. What, you don't know they started the last two? Good grief...
I do of course dream of glorious, altruistic acts, but there is no altruism in fighting an unjust war for globohomo. If you think any desire you don't understand is held due to a power fantasy then I feel sorry for you.
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>>57848108
No, it sounds like your power fantasy. Here, let me write it out so you can see how stupid you appear to others

>be me
>war were declared
>military needs more people, specifically pure huwites like me because the darkies and women all dodged the draft because they are sub-human
>the military sends three generals to my door, willing to make an concession so that I will join
>I make them get on their knees and apologize for repealing DADT, allowing non-whites to serve, and not nuking Israel
>then I laugh and tell them I won’t join anyway, giving them a big fat middle finger
>I slam my mom’s front door in their face, then go back on 4chan and write this greentext about dodging the draft, just like the people I don’t like did
>America loses the war because I refused to fight for them, specifically me and only me
>?????
>profit!
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Dropping a packet for naval aviator.
ASTBE was 66, 8,6,7.

Wish me luck bros.
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>>57827396 (OP)
Will the Navy give me a waiver for ADHD after 1 year?
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>>57846407
Just take adhd and anxiety medication they'll hand that shit out like candy. 
Considering how mentally illness/disorders are frowned down upon, to the military straight up not allowing those with those issues to join, you'll be fine. 
If all else fails just gain a fuck ton of weight. 
Or just pray that you wont be drafted
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Can I take the dlab test for the navy before swearing in to something? I’m interested in CTI but if I can’t get it then I’m not sure I’d want to go 

Anyone have advice for the DLAB?
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I’m 30. I’ve spent the last 5 years as a college administrator. I also have a bachelor’s degree and a master’s degree. I’ll spare you the details about what I did in between the degrees and becoming an administrator. 

My question is simple. How much of a mistake would it be to enlist with my education and work experience? I’m in good not great shape, so as much as I want to consider an 18x contract, I’m not ready for that.
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>>57849800
What’s your long-term goal by enlisting? You need to lay out where you see yourself 5 years AFTER you finish your ADSO
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>>57849819
I want to run for elected office but plans b and c are returning to the university either in the law program or as an administrator again.
--- 57850604
XIR! YES XIR!

https://www.ndtv.com/feature/us-marines-told-to-stop-using-sir-maam-for-superiors-report-3631833
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>>57850604
THEY/THEM YES THEY/THEM

Shocked how it's the marines of all branches caving to this.
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>>57850604
>>57851934
kys, chang
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>>57848312
>>be me
>>war were declared
Ok, I follow
>>the military sends three generals to my door, willing to make an concession so that I will join
>>I make them get on their knees and apologize for repealing DADT, allowing non-whites to serve, and not nuking Israel
>>then I laugh and tell them I won’t join anyway, giving them a big fat middle finger
>>I slam my mom’s front door in their face, then go back on 4chan and write this greentext about dodging the draft, just like the people I don’t like did
>>America loses the war because I refused to fight for them, specifically me and only me
>>?????
>>profit!
Not sure where I came up with this. Sounds more like the piss-poor rambling of some contrarian idiot on Reddit. They put something in those rations to make you a plebbitor?
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>>57851934
That's because you're a pathetic neverserve that doesn't know anything.
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>>57852856
this dudes still coping lmao
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>>57853110
Are you serving namefag?
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>>57853136
let me finish college first mf.
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>>57842088
tl;dr
>>57842107
I've browsed the board enough to know these recrootment generals are always on life support. If i could openly speak about my shit experience in the military, maybe I'd tolerate these off topic threads a bit more. Seeing as how it's finally the weekend, I anticipate the thread will be archived since you FEDS are off. Come Sunday evening, this shit general will be back up.
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>>57853157
>imagine wanting to join today's military with a degree 
Anon...
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>>57853224
well im sorry that getting a shot at an air force pilot slot requires a bachelors.
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>>57853243
>wants to be pilot 
>Chair Force
Good job reinforcing the point that degrees do not equate to having intelligence. Why do you even come to these threads, neverserve?
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>>57853243
Marine pilot here. Don't listen to >>57853307 go Coast Guard. Air Force close 2nd.
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>>57853534
>Marine pilot here.
lol
>go Coast Guard. Air Force close 2nd.
I agree neverserve anon, go CG or Chair Force if you want to be a pilot lmao
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>>57853202
Nobody is stopping or censoring your posts. If you mean you want to whine without people shitting on you and insulting your mother… do you even know where you are? It sounds to me like you want to complain and have people agree with you, and this just isn’t the place for that. Go to your local American Legion, which you should have access to if you aren’t a larping non-serve
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>>57852659
Why don’t you greentext how this fantasy goes in your head then? Or are you going to back down because you know how silly you sound when you say it out loud?
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>>57842107
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>>57854921
Jesus fuck, (You) expect me to read all your dribble? Let me sum it up for you; the military is shit if: you have potential, your skin color is any shade of not-shit-skin, you have an iota of patriotism. Join to get your bennies and be a welfare queen, but let's not pretend anyone should sign up defend this country or better themselves. The military is glorified welfare plan.
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>>57855097
Cool, so now that you got that out of your system, what’s next?
--- 57855141
Scored a 96 on the ASVAB and couldn't fucking get those retarded mouthbreathers to leave me the fuck alone.
How does it feel that you retards literally practice for that shit and still won't be showered in retarded handouts because they know they have you by the fucking balls?
Feel good, retard? Real good to absolutely beg to become a fucking pissed-on and shit-eating veteran retard?
Glorify your undoing harder, dumbfuck. I'll be over here, ignoring recruiter mailspam and leading coldcallers on while you scrape your nuts through glass to suck farts out of 26 year old retard assholes who get off on your subordination.

Fuck's sake.
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>>57855141
Why did you take the asvab in the first place if you weren't interested in joining
--- 57855166
>>57855112
>responding right away 
>denies nothing 
Tell me, FED, does it annoy (You) that the not-shit-skins perform better than you?
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>>57855165
You are such a fucking retard.
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>>57855166
Why are you avoiding the question? You came here to complain, you did so, so… what’s next?
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>>57855141
>Scored a 96 on the ASVAB
Imagine being too retarded to score a 99
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>>57855180
>Why are you avoiding the question?
Idk or care what (You) asked, poop skin. Waste of oxygen
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>>57855190
You're so retarded you think that posting this is going to insult that guy, who thought you were retarded, and proving you are too retarded to read the rest of his post to get his point.
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>>57855165
He didn’t think that far into his larp
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>>57855225
Everyone's fucking required to take the ASVAB in most American highschools, retard.
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>>57855223
>tl;dr
Seething sub 99 ASVAB monkey lmao
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>>57855249
>meme-riddled babble
14 year old Mexican. Guaranteed.
Go suck more Gokock.
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>>57855231
So you’re admitting to be underaged? Nice
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>>57855231
>thinks he will be able to dodge the draft
>can’t even dodge the ASVAB
NGMI
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>>57855272
>what is the passage of time????
I don't blog every fucking waking moment into my phone, unlike some of these fucking retards.
>>57855282
You've lost sight, SOLDIER!!!!!! of the point.
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>>57855295
So when did you take the ASVAB that you shat out an entire paragraph about?
--- 57855386
>>57855266
>t. Bulbasaur
Lucky for (You), subhuman, calling out monkeys is an auto-ban in these off-topic generals. Washington, forbid, we call out all the shit skins that make modern military, oh, so enjoyable. Verification not required
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>>57855311
Lol he ran away because he knows he either
>admits to being under 18 and gets banned (again)
>admits he is still seething about something that happened many years ago that the rest of us don’t even remember

What a sad waste of a human being.
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>>57836346
those are airforce blues -- their standard dress uniform
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>>57855231
My parents loved me so I didn't attend public school shooting ranges when I was your age
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>>57850604
Given what I've seen, not fucking likely.
--- 57856053
>>57827396 (OP)
I am going to get a job as a logistician in a European military, but the ones with the ground forces and airforce are already filled. There is a job left at the navy but I don't like boats nor the navy.
Should I wait a year to apply for the army/airforce or just go ahead and join the navy
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>>57827396 (OP)
Once again checking to see if any of my fellow retards are leaving on the 17th from Seattle for Fort Jackson

>68W Supremacy
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>>57849930
You have a graduate level education. You need to commission if you want to have a real shot at getting into politics.
--- 57857596
Hey /meg/ redpill me on 19K (M1 Armor Crewman)
--- 57857631
/meg/bros, just got the result for one of the officer exams today aaaand i failed

Another year of listening to dumb shits in university that do not help me in any ways, another year of doing things i don't like, FUCK
--- 57857933
anybody know the usaf leaker's AFSC?
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>>57827396 (OP)
I took the PiCAT but didn’t capitalize and take the verification at MEPS. How does the ASVAB compare in difficulty? My only issue is urgency when testing, I start losing focus at some point.
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>>57849682
read up on grammar and how different languages structure their sentences. I believe that’s what the test consists of. I never took it, plus by me replying someone will feel the need to provide correct info. How do you pick a language for CTI? I thought of it before
--- 57858325
whoever needs this join the AF trust me
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>>57858414
It was destiny. That hole was made for him.
--- 57859659
What will my options look like if I fail out of DLI and have to reclass? Will they make any particular effort to make use of my security clearance?
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>>57859659
>Will they make any particular effort to make use of my security clearance?
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>>57837570
What does your skin health have to do with the rest of your post?
--- 57859757
>>57859659
>What will my options look like if I fail out of DLI and have to reclass?
SFS, 1s, 2s, and any other job that people don't want to do.
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>recruiter said my test results make me competitive for the USSF
What do I do with this information?
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>>57860547
That means you can go into Intel
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>>57827396 (OP)
I miss it bros
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>>57860615
Nice, I just did eib. Bout to go to school. Should be fun.
--- 57860671
any good reads / films / videos to educate myself on self-defense, becoming a dedicated warrior so i never have to fear walking on a street?
--- 57860672
Memes aside how many trannies are actually present in the Army/Guard and how does that work with dress/grooming regulations. Are they even deployable?
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>>57860654
Enjoy dude. It honestly wasn't really that bad desu. My issue was land navigation but figured it out in no time and didnt have to repeat anything. But it's my most prized medal I have. 
And to be honest, that's pretty awesome you're doing it. Just study hard as fuck. Something I should have done more (2008)
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>>57859757
Forgive my retardation, what do you mean by 1s and 2s?
--- 57861483
Hey guys, stupid question:
Should I tell the doctor at meps that I have seasonal allergies? If I do, what’ll happen (if anything)? I need to take anti histamines and anti nasal blockers to be able to breathe through my nose. 

Thanks.
--- 57861552
>normal part of me wants to reclass and then move on with my life
>retarded part of me will always want to stay infantry 
>can't make the retarded part listen to the normal part
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
--- 57861591
>>57861483
Don't say anything. Literally nothing at all
 They try and scare you with fines, blah blah blah. I had 3 dudes stand up at Ft. Jackson where I went for MEPS and they all lost out. Pretty much everyone in there has some shit. Lie, lie, lie. I mean unless your some unhinged mother fucker then you probably didn't even make it pass thr paperwork at your recruitment office lol. But don't mention it.
Here's what will happen:
>probably spend first night in motel or barracks 
>wake up to bus
>blood work
>hearing
>duck walk
>weight and height
>spread ass cheeks
>pass or fail
Sure I forgot some but you get my point and you're going to wait in line for 2-3 hours each test lol. ENJOY!!!
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>>57861591
Appreciate it bud.
--- 57861631
>>57861483
Forgot to add they take people who believe they can change genders (mentally deranged) so I mean if seasonal allergies are the worst you have I'm sure you're fine but I'd still lie about it if you can survive basic. 
What branch and what MOS?
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>>57857631
You must be a foreigner where they have higher standards for officers because in the US they let dumbasses like me do it. I'd still wager you're pretty dumb though.
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>>57861618
Yeah man don't worry about it. You'll be alright
--- 57861757
>>57861552
Why not just leave? When my shit was up I'd seen enough lol and this is peak Afghanistan fighting at my 2nd tour at my veeeeeerrrrry cozy COP(s). If you change don't you have to go through MEPS again, though? 
But again, do you want to make a career out of it? How long have you been in?
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>>57861001
1 and 2 afscs are tip of the spear.
--- 57862194
>>57860672
post moar ass ketchup
--- 57862204
>>57861631
>brings up trannies out of nowhere 

RENT FREE
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>>57861844
>reclassing into logistics 
pls no
--- 57862657
>>57862204
They do, though? So the fact just warned a young man about what lies ahead is something that is rent free in my head? Lol
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>>57832836
Can anyone answer this?
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>>57860672
Amount varies by MOS. Everything depends on if your ID says M or F. 
They're deployable as support, but any meds they're taking aren't guaranteed in a warzone and they'll likely be discharged. But we're in peacetime so no one cares.
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>>57827396 (OP)
It sucks I wanted to join the chair force , my scores were pretty good and then at 17 I got type 1 diabetes.
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>>57863652
I got cold urticaria before I got to submit an OCS packet. I guess some things aren’t meant to be.
--- 57865131
Even when recruiters aren't lying to me they are slimy.
--- 57865215
How bad is Sill? I’m going in May
--- 57865476
>>57865215
If it's for basic then it's good that you won't be there when it's cold as shit but you'll be there when it's hot as fuck. It's also nearly all flat in Oklahoma so it'll be windy too.
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>>57842782
Kek you haven’t heard of the furfag at Keesler AFB that got fur suits banned on base?
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>>57866311
Story?
--- 57866494
>>57849682
>he wants to be a linguist
>he wants to be a linguist in the NAVY
Oh no, hahahaha
--- 57866681
>>57866463
Nothing special. A tech schooler airman wore his fur suit everywhere, including to squadron functions at the in front of the fish bowl, against MTL wishes. His way of thinking was that squadron mascot costumes were also fur suits, so his should be allowed. Enough people bitched and then recently the base commander made it official that squadron mascots are the only allowed type of “fur suits” on base.
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>>57862657
Bro you live in a country filled with trannies
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>>57866681
Kek. Based fur chads
--- 57866718
>>57828958
Only Ukrainian shill faggots are mods in K anymore. Place is beyond fucked.
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>>57866718
So why are you still here? I would stop going to a bar if it became a gay bar
--- 57866817
>>57866793
>doesn't deny anons point
Either you came here after the bar became gay or you're lying and are content with your bar turning gay. Dumbass.
--- 57866835
>>57866817
What am I supposed to be denying here? If you think this place is like a gay bar and you keeping coming in, I can only draw one conclusion about you
--- 57866885
>57866835
>continues to deflect
Whatever (You) say. No more for you, shill.
--- 57866929
>>57866885
I’m just telling you what I think. Nothing you say or do will influence my opinion because I’m not easily swayed by anonymous 4chan users, unlike yourself.
--- 57867046
>57866929
>still responding
Sure (You) aren't. Lol
--- 57867090
>>57867046
>wah wah stop bullying me! Stop btfoing me on the internet!

You come to a place you don’t like full of people you hate to get mistreated by them. Reply to me in any form if you’re gay.
--- 57867119
>57867090
>still responding
Lol
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>>57866705
>he lives on a planet filled with trannies
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>>57867119
You know, you never told us when you took the ASVAB
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>57867143
Do you think all anons that disagree with you are 1 person?
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>>57867155
What disagreement are you referring to?
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>57867174
Why bring up ASVAB? Schizo
--- 57867192
>>57867184
You would be a very interesting person to torture. If the world was as bleak as you think it is, we would find out
--- 57867199
>57867192
>she's moved onto projection
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>>57867199
Your response times adjusted rapidly when you felt like you were being accused of being “the one troll”. I wonder what a different person would have said in response to my ASVAB question.
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>57867213
Whatever (You) say anon. You sound more schizophrenic with every reply.
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>>57867241
You stayed up past your bedtime to spend hours talking to a stranger on the internet. You aren’t the winner here. I’ll talk to you tomorrow if I’m bored, because we both know that all of the shitposting in these threads is just you, me, and me pretending to be you.
--- 57867390
>>57861757
A bit under 5 years. I'm trying to take advantage of the military by getting some certs, experience, and a TS clearance before I fuck off to the civilian world but part of me will always be pissed about thr fact that I never did anything while in the infantry except mop a motor pool in my shitty ABCT.
--- 57867672
>>57828787
There is a certain percentage of allowed when it comes to Sickle cell aniema, if the guy had it it would have shown on the blood test unless the testing materials were bad. I was let go for being over the hemoglobin limit by .4%. If that guy didn't have red tags he probably only had the trait instead of the actual disease.
--- 57869020
>>57867672
Good info to pass along. Damn shame that you were let go over something so small.
--- 57869098
>>57862194
She has a Twitter y'know.
>>57863595
That's fair I suppose. I can only imagine the paperwork though.
--- 57869122
Alright so fellas, let's say someone hypothetically fractured one of their vertebrae in the past, but they didn't end up in a wheelchair. On a scale from 1-10, how fucked are they if they try and commission in the National Guard?
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>>57869098
She cute
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>>57869098
who is this?
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>>57869098
That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw on the center console of a Humvee in Fort Hood. That shit had to be the whitest, tightest, wettest bussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's toes while going balls deep into his shitter. I had Ketchum screaming in the sheets with ass eating too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my chest, I had to return the favor. That nigga Alex and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Ketchum, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his booty, get him on his knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'7 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Alex Ketchum stole my heart and drank my seed.
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>>57856053
please anons answer me
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>>57869324
Which military anon?
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>>57869339
netherlands
--- 57869371
Easiest army to get into Don't need to have a PR or something like that)? from a commonwealth country, I'm skinny as fuck, 18.8 BMI. 
thinking of french foreign legion but that sounds impossible. russian army = low pay. Doubt the UK army would want me though
--- 57869493
>>57869371
Getting into the British Army isn't really that monumental a task anon, especially since you're already from a commonwealth nation. What role were you thinking of?
--- 57869586
>>57869493
hey man. 
>What role were you thinking of?
infantry soldier is my first and preferred choice, and I'm open to our roles as well, as long as it's not confined in a base.
From what I know they've 'closed' applicants from the commonwealth for years now. I feel like its never going to be my turn considering how many people from africa and the pacific apply to it each year.
--- 57869630
>>57827396 (OP)
When will USMC realise that poolacks are the true enemy of America
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>>57869206
Go jack off in the portoshitter and get back to work
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>>57869346
:|
--- 57869921
Saturday duty day makes the whole weekend disappear because I have the spend all of Sunday catching up on the sleep I didn't get during my shitty 24 hr watch.
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>>57869921
what country you live in that has 24 hour duties lmao
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>>57869981
24 hour duty day is normal. But lazy cunts who keep calling in sick coupled with other people on leave means that I had to man the watch for the entire 24 hour period. I cheated a little bit and ate food and brought my vape but that was still awful especially now that I can't enjoy my Sunday because I all have the enemy to do right now is lay in bed and look at my phone. If I fall asleep now then I fuck myself over on Monday.
--- 57870018
>>57870010
>because I all have the enemy
*because I don't have the energy
Brain is sputtering out
--- 57870044
>>57870018
Because all I have the energy to do*
Sorry you got fucked over anon
--- 57870091
>>57869981
American staff duty is typically 2-3 people doing a 24hr shift and getting the next 24 off to recover. So often each man gets a few hours of sleep while the other two guard. 

So the best day is thursday for a 3 day weekend while the worst is saturday and get sunday as the recovery.
--- 57871460
>trying to enlist in Army
>still testing positive for marijuana 35 days after I quit

I feel like my recruiter is lowkey pissed at me
--- 57872128
>>57871460
Marijuana is fat soluble. It takes a long time to get it out of your system.
I would be pissed too, if I was a recruiter.
--- 57872555
How many miles of walking do you do per day at SFAS and rasp?
--- 57872625
>57872555
Why do you ask stupid queations just to keep this retard thread alive, dumbass recrooter.
--- 57872664
>>57872555
A lot
--- 57872840
>>57872128
:( 

It's been 35 days since I last took an edible, and 45 days since I last smoked.
--- 57872971
>>57872840
Then exercise you lazy idiot. If you were a chronic uesr, and it sounds like you were, then it's going to take closer to 3 months to completely leave your system, especially if you're fat or not doing anything to expedite the process.
--- 57873622
>>57872971
I spend roughly 2+ hours a day in the gym. 
My last rest day was March 14th and I have been at a ~1000 calorie deficit almost every day. 

What could I do to expedite the process?
--- 57873653
>>57866494
NTA, but what is that bad? Would you be stuck in South America speaking spanich or Japan learning Chinese or something?
--- 57873962
>>57873653
If you get Spanish, then I feel bad for you since you recieve no extra pay for having a language half the military already knows. You are likely to get some shitty Middle Eastern language, Russian, Korean or Chinese. There's a 60% chance you fail out and waste however long you spent trying to learn the language, and then there's an even higher chance you get stationed somewhere undesirable and do braindead work for your contract. Linguists sounds really appealing on paper, but it doesn't yield good prospects for after you get out.
--- 57874069
>>57873622
>I spend roughly 2+ hours a day in the gym.
>My last rest day was March 14th and I have been at a ~1000 calorie deficit almost every day
For some reason I don't believe you. What's your age, height and weight?
--- 57874149
>>57874069
I am roughly 20 lbs overweight still, I’ve lost 25 lbs since January. 

I know my higher body fat retains THC more that’s why I’m dieting and working out so heavily I was just wondering if there’s anything else I can do to speed it up.
--- 57874181
>>57874149
Take Niacin and magnesium after you work out. Drink more water and cranberry juice. Do more cardio.
--- 57874338
>>57874181
Yeah I am drinking a ton and have started doing a lot more cardio. I’ve never heard of magnesium helping before I will give it a shot.
--- 57874382
>>57874338
Niacin is more important than magnesium, but you should take both to maximize their use.
--- 57874730
>>57874382
I’ll be honest I always thought Niacin didn’t really work but if it does I’ll try anything
--- 57874778
>>57828663
I have ADHD in my service record. You're fine.
--- 57875519
>>57857631
The officer exam was piss easy, go enlist you retard
--- 57875580
Re-upped yesterday for 3 more years. Honestly super happy I did. How would I live without with being able to mess with E1-3s. Poor guy just got out of tech school 2 weeks ago and probably wrote his first ticket.
--- 57875834
>>57875580
What's your MOS?
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>>57875580
1D771B
--- 57875945
Any army warrant officer aviator here? Is it worth it pursuing? Even for flying logistic shit like on a UH-60?
--- 57875977
>>57875945
No. Stop asking this question every thread or go look at the archives for an answer.
--- 57876157
>>57875977
What're you gonna do about it
--- 57876237
>>57876157
Nothing needs to be done. I've already won.
--- 57876326
This is more of a general question but how do I stop being so sluggish? Should I just start consuming lots of caffeine?
--- 57876368
>>57876326
Start doing cocaine
--- 57876462
>>57876326
Drink more water
Have a little caffeine when you need a pick up, just leave about 4 hours before bed time
Sleep well at the same time every night
Do a little exercise
t. chronically sleep deprived, I do none of these things
--- 57876562
I regret not enlisting at 18.
--- 57876622
>>57876562
Did you enlist at all or did you enlist later and regret not doing it when you were younger?