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--- 57863403
>electro automatic OTF knife

Knives have finally joined the 21st century
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>>57863403 (OP)
>even the knives have LED's
I fucking hate this timeline.
--- 57863442
>>57863434
what's wrong with LEDs?
--- 57863984
>>57863403 (OP)
Ban Assault Pregnancy Testers
--- 57863994
>>57863403 (OP)
what's the point?
--- 57864052
>>57863403 (OP)
Man you had me expecting something there.
That's straight trash.
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>>57863403 (OP)
Still no progressive knives
--- 57864907
>>57863403 (OP)
>Cant baton with it

Absolutely not interested
--- 57865024
>hey guys, we made it worse!
Thanks.
--- 57865034
>>57863403 (OP)
Can't wait for someone to have something in the pocket to snag on that switch and end up stabbing himself
--- 57865043
ok so this thing is retarded, but what would a useful electric knife look like?
>intergraded taser 
>automatic high speed stabbing function
>finger print ID to deploy blade 
>LED lights to blind opponents 
I dont know, how useful and weird can you get with electric knife?
--- 57865057
>>57863403 (OP)
unless it's a fucking light sabre, i don't need a knife that requires a power source to operate.
--- 57865059
>>57865043
>useful electric knife
HF blade
--- 57865084
>>57863403 (OP)
>patrollin da streets
>see sum wyt bitch wit timmy
>awyiss.png
>pull up on those crackas
>boutta introduce them to the bbc
>take out my smartknifeTM
>"battery low, please recharge"
>get shot
obama... not like this
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>>57865043
vibroblade
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>>57865059
>>57865115
hypothetically, would a HF/vibrating knife, using modern technology, actually do any extra damage?
--- 57865246
>>57863403 (OP)
that is incalculably gay
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>>57863403 (OP)
why is it slower than a child trying to open his first folder?
--- 57866239
>>57863403 (OP)
What does the display show? Stab status?
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>>57866239
puffs left on vape function
--- 57867099
>>57865043
the fingerprint shit is retarded especially on gun holsters. they use biometrics at my job and the thumb scanners are always finnicky, especially when your hands are dirty from work. sometimes I have to spit wipe my thumb and the scanner off 14 times before it'll work. imagine doing that in a fight.
--- 57867112
>>57863403 (OP)
This is what happens when you have too much time and money on your hands, but no original ideas.
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>>57863403 (OP)
Why the fuck would I want that?
--- 57867157
>>57863403 (OP)
12 inch Bowie vs electric OTF whos winning the oiled ass shaking contest?
--- 57867201
>>57865043
Self-sharpening. Maybe twisting the wound to make it larger. Removing blood stain and finger prints. Maybe some form of detector for cameras and similar.
--- 57867223
>>57863403 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNYigk0Dj4w [Embed]
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>>57867201
Oh, and of course poison in a little magazine to auto-apply.
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>>57867099
Only some are finicky. You can lower the sensitivity required to unlock them, and they pretty much open whenever my thumb goes on no matter what.
But you have to make sure you're using the right sensors and software. And yes someone with a vaguely similar print could unlock it due to the reduced sensitivity, but still it's not likely.
--- 57867711
>>57865227
No, it's sci-fi bullshit. Even if you COULD make the thing vibrate in such a high frequency that it begins the saw through matter on its own, there's now way to stop that vibration from eroding your hand at the same time.
--- 57867716
>>57863403 (OP)
Wait...wait....can it also shock somebody?
--- 57867728
>>57863403 (OP)
I just want it for collection completeness like the Jungle King II with slingshot. It may be silly but it is desirable in its own way
--- 57867735
>>57865043
>what would a useful electric knife look like?

Like this, but the tip should be sharper so you can actually stab with it
--- 57867736
>>57865057
>need to charge phone
>okay
>need to charge watch
>okay
>need to charge earbuds
>okay
>need to charge tablet
>okay
>need to charge toothbrush
>okay
>need to charge laptop
>okay
>need to charge car
>okay
>need to charge knife
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:/
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>>57863403 (OP)
Who can link that video of Terry Davis messing with a key fob, frustrated and wishing that it was just a key?
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>>57867736
And do you make your own electricity?
--- 57867809
>>57863403 (OP)
Let me know when it can connect to wifi. Until then, fuck off with this prehistoric shit.
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>>57863403 (OP)
Hope the display can at least track your max kill streak.
--- 57867975
>Alexa open knife
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>>57867736
I don't have any of that s@ytech bullshit, only phone and pc. kys please
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>>57868216
>he doesn't have a toothbrush

cleetus as fuck
--- 57868273
>>57863403 (OP)
Outside of the practical application of miniturizing and ruggedizing electronics and making use of advance batteries and such, this is a novelty unless there is some application where an electrically driven motorized knife has some usefulness
--- 57868309
Something like the neurotoxin knife from CP2077 would be sick
--- 57868346
>>57865043
>what would a useful electric knife look like?
--- 57868365
>>57868220
>he doesn't use a manual toothbrush
Good goyim, keep those skinny arms weak...
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>>57863403 (OP)
What's keeping that from activating in your pocket?
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>>57868346
I will slice my enemies into easier to manage pieces.
--- 57868416
>>57863403 (OP)
Is that a heavy-duty pregnancy test for hard pissers? I didn't watch the webm.
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>>57868346
Uday Hussein took a dude out with one of these, big endorsement
--- 57869123
>>57863403 (OP)
non Newtonian weapons are bad. 
buy only guns and weapons that cant be manipulated by a 3rd party.
--- 57869138
>forgot to charge my knife!
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>>57863403 (OP)
>Fat as fuck
>Looks like 2k cellphone
>Expect 300f/s deployment and retraction so that one can walk by someone and stab them with a button push
>It's some Lego arts and crafts motor with some hobbyist electronics and 3d printed gears
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>>57867735
>Make it a skip chain.
>Flat filed ripper profile on the teeth.
>Sharkfin the rakers.
>Add grip for off hand because this fucker is gonna kick like a .44 mag loaded by a drunk bubba.
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>>57863403 (OP)
If someone shows me this in person, I'm planning on stabbing them in the neck with a sharpened piece of flint just on principle.
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>>57867809
>member when pawpaw's knife couldn't even download Japanese tentical porn and deep fake President Kamala into it with cloud based AI functions?
>how did they live?
--- 57869335
>>57863403 (OP)
Does it have an app so that I can keep track of how many people I've stabbed with it?
--- 57869365
>>57868365
>brushing teeth as a form of exercise
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>>57863994
The metal part that extends and retracts
--- 57869766
>>57863403 (OP)
Yeah but if you break out your /g/ife it won't be as cool as unfolding a butterfly knife. You won't be taken seriously if your knife runs Gentoo.
--- 57869809
>>57863403 (OP)
so 5 years down the line the battery will be dead and when you try to use the knife in an emergency the blade doesn't come out

awesome
--- 57869844
time to upgrade your knifes firmware
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>>57869809
lol dumb fudd poorfag, your fault for not having ElectroKnife Platinum™ subscription support (only $29.99/mo) then your knife would have automatically reported its obsolete status and they'd already have sent you a new one (some restrictions apply)! You wouldn't want an old insecure knife anyway would you? New laws require keeping your knife up to date for child safety and complying with all new regulations anyway, so it's basically a bargain!
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>>57867736
i don’t do any of that except for the phone
no laptop, no tablet, mechanical watch, regular toothbrush, gasoline car
--- 57869922
GOD DAMN IT /k/ went to /g/ and they told me an easy way to pirate my knife so went to some public torrent tracker for cracked knifes and seemed fine but just got a letter from the Knife Makers Association of America saying they're suing me for infringement!??! wut do i do!?
--- 57869956
I can't see a knife's deployment action being improved by something like that unless you're in a very constrictive atmosphere like space or underwater where you have heavy gloves on, however I can see the function of a knife being improved through electric power such as a chain function or sawing motion. The thing I would be most interested in seeing is if they can manage to make the micro vibration concept work in a handheld knife which could give the advantage of the chain or sawing motion on a solid traditional design knife.
--- 57869962
>>57863403 (OP)
>Knife gets hacked
>Blade shoots out and impales your thigh
>Bleed out because it hit an artery and you had a boner so your blood is pumping out faster
Many such cases!
--- 57869978
>>57863403 (OP)
can assume the blade when extended has zero tang
neat toy, probably trash as an actual using knife
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>>57868273
>>57869956
>>57869978
It would have a functionality in hazardous environments such as deep diving and space where motion is limited and having to use a scabbard would make taking it out and putting it back safely would be difficult, but it would have to be redesigned from whatever that concept build shown in the OP is since that looks more like a personal project than a serious proof of concept.
--- 57870017
>>57863403 (OP)
what would you do with electricity in it?
combine taser with knife?
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>>57863403 (OP)
That's the gayest fucking knife I've ever seen.
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>>57867736
>1. yes
>2. no
>3. no
>4. no
>5. no
>6. no
>7. no
It's a knife for redditards.