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--- 19162888
>walk into store
>girl scout cookies stand
>blonde blue eyed girls ask me to buy some
>smile and say no sorry
>as I'm leaving they beg me again and I cave and buy a box of thin mints
This shouldn't be allowed, now I wasted money on some cookies I don't want
--- 19162891
shoulda got the coconut ones
--- 19162893
OP is brown
sage
sage
sage
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>>19162891
Disgustingly sweet
--- 19162902
At least you bought the only edible ones they make. I guess the shortbread ones are ok. Most are really, really bad though.
--- 19162906
I prefer to eat Brownies.
--- 19162908
how indian are you
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>>19162888 (OP)
>you guys already got me!
>keep walking
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>walk out holding a box of keebler grasshopper cookies
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>>19162893
>>19162908
I'm white and have blue eyes too
>>19162902
I had no idea what to buy so I asked which ones they like and their eyes lit up and said thin mints or samoas. It was actually strangely nice how happy the girls got
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>>19162888 (OP)
>they don't even make the cookies
Giving them money is retarded and encourages them to be lazy leeches.
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Damn brats...
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>>19162925
It wasn't like that, they were just cute and I couldn't say no
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>>19162921
Sounds like you might have some feelings you shouldn't be feeling. I only get a strangely nice feeling when I unexpectedly make young ladies happy.
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>>19162934
If you're alluding to what I think you are you're wrong, I think it's a crime against humanity to sexualize kids, I just found them cute and I'm pretty sure the people running girl scouts use them as marketing on purpose to sell more cookies.
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>>19162930
Anon...
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>>19162938
>Anon mentions parental instinct
>Mind immediately goes to rough baby-making sex with little girls
Bruh
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>>19162888 (OP)
Cunny is superior roasties seethe
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>>19162951
What? He talked about "feelings you shouldn't be feeling". Are you retarded? Why would it be bad to want a gf and kids?
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>>19162899
sounds good
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>>19162959
He was insulting the guy you replied to you.
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>>19162977
Can you use quotes to explain who he was replying to
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>>19162951
According to society, when a woman is nice to kids it's because she's maternal, but when a man is nice to kids it's because he's a pedophile.
We live in a sick society.
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>>19162921
Did you have to pay cash?
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>>19163009
They took card or cash, why?
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>>19162888 (OP)
Hi, cute, little sweethearts. If course I'll buy your cookies. Head pats.
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>>19163016
I asked because I never have cash and I didn’t know that they take cards.
--- 19163052
the fact that you mentioned both you and her having blue eyes when it isn't relevant probably means you want a daughter
--- 19163067
should have told her, I don't buy cookies with black people on it
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>>19162888 (OP)
>looking soft enough to be a mark
ngmi.
--- 19163091
>girl guides/brownies come to the door
>i hit on them
>my sister slaps me after sending $35 on shitty cookies
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>>19163091
>i hit on them
I know this is fake because their obese helicopter parents are always with them
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>>19163030
>Almost a quarter of the way into the 21st century
I'm sure they take some sort of electronic payment, and they probably know more about it than I do
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>>19163131
not in rural canada
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>>19162930
They aren't going to fuck you because you bought a box of Thin Mints, buddy.
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>>19162888 (OP)
at least you gave the money to some girls who will use it to have a good time doing girl scout things like learning to sew, plant trees, decorate pinecones, have their first lesbian experience, grow potatoes, etc.
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>>19163200
that is so unbelievably dirty minded. no girl ever signs up for girl scouts to learn how to sew
--- 19163222
>>19163206
it's literally the first badge they get
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>>19162888 (OP)
Why is the Girl Scouts organization allowed to sexually discriminate with regards to its members, but the Boy Scouts were forced to integrate the sexes?
--- 19163324
>payday
>put on my cat print bowling shirt
>feline fine
>browse store leisurely
>nothing really good
>pick up some cat food for my cats because i like my cats to live
>self-checkout as i'm not a cuck
>put my carry thing back in its place and exit
>some shelter fucks have set up outside
>today is specifically "cat day" for rescue donations
>lie and wave them off "no thanks,hate cats"
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>>19163315
When it comes to adolescent groups the entire title has to be inclusive. They can't rename either the boyscouts or the girlscouts as "boygirl scouts", as boygirl is a Thai term that implies prostitute.
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>>19162888 (OP)
I just ignore the nasty little mercenaries.
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>>19162994
Paternity is supplying food and giving structure plus discipline. It isn't "tee hee you little cutey look at your blue eyes want to suck on my tongue haha that's a perfectly innocent joke of course."
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>>19163464
So you said...what he said...but after what he said
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>>19162888 (OP)
Good girls.
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>>19163315
Something tells me the boy scout leaders wanted girls in there too...
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>>19162888 (OP)
I thought that was a turd.
--- 19163598
They are getting wily I was at the bar on st patricks day and this little girl was going table to table selling cookies. She even hit our table a second time after we'd all had a few beers crafty little shit. I bought a box because I felt bad for her being stuck at a bar around abunch of drunk adults
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>>19163315
Because in practice, straight white males are not a protected group.
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>>19163169
How to I get them to fuck me?
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>>19164478
Why would.toj want that? Hugs and headpats is enough.
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>This shouldn't be allowed
yeah, cucks like you should be culled at birth.

>>19163315
boy scouts do fun stuff so girls wanted to join. no one wants to be a girl scout, all the ones in it were forced by their moms.
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>>19163169
Sounds like they fucked him into wasting money on a box of cookies bro
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>>19162888 (OP)
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE
--- 19164714
I bought some yesterday kek. Went to the supermarket with my wife and they blocked the entrance going in, wife made up an excuse we had no cash and they had fucking tap for their phones. 6 bucks Cdn for a box of inedible chalk, I only like the mint ones but these are like ripoff golden oreos
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>>19162888 (OP)
You gave them money, you're part of the problem
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>>19164697
It's not a waste. They're good cookies
--- 19164929
Someone post the shadman with the girls scouts
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>>19164929
That fucker deserves to stay in prison for life 
>But go ahead and post them
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>>19164478
say you're not too keen on cookies but prefer cream pie and ask if they would like to try some
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>>19164929
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>thanks for the trip, loser
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>>19164902
That is a matter of opinion and OP clearly stated that his purchase was a waste.
--- 19166418
thinmints?
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Is it true they knead the dough with their bare feet?
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>>19163315
Because no one wants to be a girl scout, my sister included. Girl scouts barely do anything except sell cookies, and glamp if they are lucky. Glamp = glamour camping, aka staying in cabins and calling it "camping". 

Meanwhile, the Boy Scouts were made to actually teach shit to boys so they would be useful to society. No one has ever believed girls were not useful to society, so there was never a "need" to train them like there was for boys. If there was, Scouts would have been a thing. Anyway, turns out this Boy Scout thing was a success in giving boys skills, which in turn gave them status, and that means girls wanted in so they could get status, despite already having the higher status conferred to all females on birth. And of course feminists go in on this so they could destroy the boy scouts, because of course a movement that hates men would destroy anything that produces decent men. 

But don't worry, female-only organizations are being destroyed by trannies now. Soon all bathrooms and sports will be unisex.
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>>19165903
Wh-what...? A-anon you can't post that...
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>>19162888 (OP)
What you do is buy the cheap knockoff brand and show it to them on the way out thanking them for reminding you.
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>>19162893
More importantly he’s a pedophile
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>>19163464
Not really
Paternity is getting a broad pregnant then fucking off
Then showing up years later once in a blue moon and dying of an overdose at age 50 telling your kid that he has a brother somewhere
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>>19162888 (OP)
Why would I give my money to an organization run by pedo dykes when I can give it to the elf himself all year long.
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>>19162888 (OP)
The girl scouts are, no shit, literally just an organ to sell cookies these days. Their shit is literally repackaged keebler cookies too.
As shit as the organization has become the one good thing about the boy scouts going co-ed is that (the rare) girls who are actually into outdoorsmanship and camping actually DO have somewhere to go.
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>>19163315
trannies
--- 19168641
I've been buying thin mints since they were $1.50 a box. The last couple years they gave me heartburn. Don't know why but I won't be buying this year.
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>>19162888 (OP)
Pretty sure it isn't allowed.
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>>19162888 (OP)
should have said you don't support transgenders, and thus will not buy the cookies
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>>19166566
>made with real keebler fudge
Man. They just put fucking anything on packages now, huh.
--- 19169762
some dutch girl was doing this, but with mail, and now shes missing. thanks Isaf Moadmaohamdnanemdzhendienabainajian
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>>19162906
kys pedo
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>>19163464
>t. never had a cheeky grandpa or uncle who played pranks and goofed around 
sorry you view of masculine/paternal relationships is so narrow.