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--- 19164338
My mom wants to eat at Outback tonight for her birthday. What are the most refined culinary offerings on their menu to suggest her, in /ck/'s opinion? Perhaps a 'Rita? Maybe even some chicken ribs? I love authentic Australian cuisine.
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Kangaroo-kabobs, kangaroo creole, kangaroo gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple kangaroo, lemon kangaroo, coconut kangaroo, pepper kangaroo, kangaroo soup, kangaroo stew, kangaroo salad, kangaroo and potatoes, kangaroo burger, kangaroo sandwich. That, that’s about it.
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>>19164338 (OP)
Mac a roo and cheese
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>>19164338 (OP)
>to suggest her
Let her get whatever the fuck she wants, god damn anon.
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>>19164338 (OP)
Instead of being a faggy little upper lower class snob looking for updoots you could just be thankful you get to spend some time with your mom. Order a steak and eat it you stupid bitch.
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>>19164338 (OP)
>Outback 
>refined culinary offerings
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>>19164338 (OP)
Iv never seen chicken ribs on any menu here
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>>19164361
>>19164363
>>19164370
>2016 + 7(!)
>getting baited at all, let alone this easily
Ngmi. Not even a chance.
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For me, its the alice springs chicken.
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>>19164354
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>>19164361
Well she's blind, you see
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>>19164338 (OP)
What the fuck is a chicken rib (is that like a wing?)
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>>19164338 (OP)
I don't think ausfailians can afford to eat any of that food
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I keep coughing up thick dark phlegm, but only small amounts and only in the morning. Should I stop smoking weed?
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>>19165459
Felch spunk until you gag and then cram it
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Do they still have that ginormous deep fried onion that they serve with spicy ranch dressing?
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>>19164354
Total Kangaroo Death
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>>19164338 (OP)
Bloomin onion.
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>>19165386
eating five chicken thighs in a row isn't normal
but at outback it is
for the "chicken ribs" it's 5 chicken thighs cut in half so they resemble ribs. if you get the steak and ribs it's 4 "ribs" so 2 chicken thighs cut in half
>>19165464
>>19165614
they'll always have the bloomin onion so they can charge $10 for an onion
bloom sauce is creamy horseradish
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>>19164338 (OP)
Is this how seppos feel when they see mcdonalds menus from other countries?
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>>19164338 (OP)
I did not know chicken ribs were an Australian thing. You mostly get them from pizza places (I think even dominos or the Hut) & Asian places so it hardly screams true blue. But it is a decent cut for how cheap it is.
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>>19165614
grizzlebees is better for that
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>>19164338 (OP)
>My mom wants to eat at Outback tonight for her birthday.
I'm sorry for your pain OP, maybe she will get better soon.
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Blooming fried anything is good
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>>19164338 (OP)
just take her to fuddruckers or ground round considering her tastes are from 1995
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>>19166329
only place I've ever seen chicken ribs is Nando's
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>be me, Aussie
>visiting the States
>no 'roo meat at the restaurants
>no VB at the bottle shops (yanks call them "Licker Stores")
>fookin dismal
>yank bloke I work with tells me about Outback Steakhouse
>finally, an establishment suitable for me
>don my finest bush hat, bust out my dress machete reserved for formal occasions, and set off in search of this legendary establishment
>finally find it, no sidewalks so had to cut a path through the woods and leg it across the highway median
>kick through the double doors and greet the sheilas at the hostess stand with a traditional Aussie "OI CUNTS"
>immediately banned from Outback Steakhouse
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>>19168518
That's how I got banned from Friday's, except I said "niggers."
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>>19168524
Unexpected keks.
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>>19164338 (OP)
I've always been partial to the braised koala in red vegemite jelly with eucalyptus garnish.
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>>19164665
kek saved
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>>19168524
Just a bit of banter kek
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What?
This isn’t Australian food. What the fuck is a chicken rib?
Why are yanks so retarded?
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>>19170054
idk why are you retarded enough to fall for the most obvious bait currently on this board? Go back into your covid bunker Bogan or you'll get a 5k fine.
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>>19170056
I’m not even Australian.
Who’s the regard now?
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>>19164338 (OP)
This is very classy
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>>19164338 (OP)
>chicken ribs
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Ive lived in australia for over 30 years. Nobody here calls chicken thighs 'chicken ribs'
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>>19164338 (OP)
I want to take your mom outback on her birthday if you know what I mean
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>>19170221
they would let that secret slip around a dirty immigrant
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>>19166347
baste Tin Fins enjoyer
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>>19164338 (OP)
>>19170096
>chicken ribs*
>*ribs are actually thighs
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>>19164338 (OP)
Bloomin onion and a steak dinner. Outback actually isn't that bad. Out of all the stupid chains I probably like it the most. Toss up between them and old Chicago desu
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went as a meme for zyzz day last year
nothing was really good, the chili was though
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>>19170514
I googled "Australian Cuisine" and was hoping google would give the message "search instead for austrian cuisine". You missed some low-hanging fruit, alphabet.
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Chicken ribs sound pretty good ngl.
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>>19171097
Of course they do. You think a menu item makes it out of the Outback R&D department without extensive testing?
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>>19171142
I've never even been to Outback.
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>>19171155
Oh. Why don't you go then?
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>>19169362
I say this after I insult people all the time and they just back down. Fucking hilarious to call someone a “stupid fucking braindead cunt” and IMMEDIATELY follow their seething reply with “just a bit of banter ya cunt calm down”
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>>19164378
You can find them in vietnamese restaurants sometimes, around melb
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Keks aside how is Outback Steakhouse? How does it compare to other chain restaurants or steak places in taste and value?

I live in a shit flyover and there's literally only one good restaurant and a million fast food places and pubs serving their "famous" burgers and frozen/microwaved/deep fried foods. Sometimes I get tired of cooking and a aussie beef ribeye with some shrimp on the barbie sounds p good ngl
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>found on menus in the land down under
I have genuinely never seen them on any menu that wasn't a Chinese restaurant.
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>>19168518
fake aussies detected we dont call them sidewallks 
also its bottleo
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>>19166329
They aren't an Australian thing, nothing from outback steakhouse is Australian
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>>19168518
That's a bloody outrage
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>>19171574
What the fuck do you think bottle-O is short for ya dense fuck
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>>19171610
and what the fuck is servo short for? no one calls it a "service station"
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>>19165638
That's weird. Don't they know chickens have ribcages?
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>>19170066
Why do Americans eat stuff like this?
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>>19171612
Lots of people do, maybe venture outside of Frankston every once in awhile and you'll notice
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>>19166329
I have never seen them in Australia.
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>>19168518
>sidewalks
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>>19171665
i liked it while working there. if one came out looking badly, they'd "quality control it" and let us have it.
also people either want 3x/4x of the sauce that comes with it or they want it replaced with ranch. there is no table, whether 1 lady or a family who will be satisfied with just the standard 3oz ramekin. but yeah the fatter you are the more you enjoy it, it's a plate of dirty flavored oil, greasy breading, salt on top of salt-flavored bloom seasoning, and a creamy salad dressing
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>>19165464
Aussie here, I've never seen a bloomin onion on any menu ever here, only ever seen it posted/talked about here
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>>19164338 (OP)
For many years Outback has had the greatest casual dining meal, the rack of lamb in a red wine sauce. They had it for $20 when it was $30 or $40 in other restaurants. Not sure if it's around anymore but get that.
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>>19171665
>>19171739
You Americans are such disgusting fucking slobs
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>>19171739
how come the bloomin onion sauce and the fried mushroom sauce look the same but are actually different? it seems like it would be easier to only have one.
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>>19165638
Those fuckin onions are a bitch to make and people that order them should be forced to eat the whole thing.
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It’s good Australia is manipulating Americans through Australian themed restaurants. Americans are our friends.
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>>19171885
i think the bloom sauce is mayo mixed with a horseradish that's for some reason orange or a red that mixes with the white to soften to orange, but i never saw a batch made up. it could also just be the creamy horseradish with paprika mixed in.
 the fried mushroom sauce is "house ranch" which is different than regular ranch because it has red flakes in it and makes no sense to me
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>>19164338 (OP)
I think there is only two outbacks in San Diego. Which is a bummer. Because I have a gift card.
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>>19164338 (OP)
>chicken ribs
What?
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>>19171994
Americans enjoy the novelty of Australian culture. Australians lose their shit over the "invasion" of American culture.
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>>19165459
drink more water + take NAC
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>>19172406
That would be like 1/4 chicken, and beef ribs.
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>>19171952
another blooming onion wagie, chop chop!
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>>19172410
Outback steakhouse isn't Australian culture
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>>19172628
Of course not. Australians don't have culture.
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https://youtu.be/YMptXS0jWSc [Embed]
>tfw they won't let you bring your own onion but they will maybe let you select your onion of choice from their onion selection
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>>19172764
Alcohol abuse and gambling is a culture.
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Just imagining an Outback on some resort getaway off the Aussie coast, like Dead Island, just me and the boys gettin wasted fuckin exotic chicks from around the world.
What could be better?
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>>19173705
yeah i'm having a hard time imagining that being remotely possible for you
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>>19171621
Good shit when you're drunk
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>>19164338 (OP)
Do boomers really?
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>>19164338 (OP)
I unironically love the Alice Spings Chicken. I hate chain places, but that one dish in particular is fucking delicious. They also had a smoked old fashioned that tasted damn good when I went there last a few months ago.
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>>19173709
Nope. You can't be mean to me, it doesn't work. Try something else Anon! :)
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>>19173820
shut the fuck up faggot.
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>>19173826
Come on admit it. biz apparently has a Thailand sex vacay thing. The humor isn't lost on me that we don't try to rent out a kitchen and set up a big dinner sometime. I'm game for a snackbelt road trip personally. You cunts are invited too but I'm scared of all the cussing :(
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>>19173864
I'll go if there's cunny.
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>>19164338 (OP)
Lol, ribs w mayo
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>>19173728
That's good shit when you're sober. You have to be bound for hell if you don't like soft-cooked onions in petals of golden brown shell. It's pretty much white person pakora.
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>>19173820
Is that...the alluding to an island belong to who I think?
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>>19165386
Cut the chicken thigh near the bone on both sides. Pretty much ends up like a rib.
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>>19172410
>the novelty of Australian culture.
"Novelty", huh?
Yeah, we never grill steak here, SUPER "novel".
I just had outback Saturday night. "Aussie Fries"? Fucking "French fries". Grilled ribeye? Never heard of this in America?
Margaritas? How exotic!
Aside from the bloomin' onion, I'm not sure what part of Outback's menu is even vaguely Aussie.
Not that I don't love you guys and your ridiculous accent, but Outback is a mid-tier American steakhouse that pays lip service to Oz.
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>>19171621
Where are you from? Don't the people enjoy fried onions there?
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>>19175471
Not him, but deep-fried anything just screams "America!!!!" to me.
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>>19175497
Oops, forgot pic.
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>>19170066
yeah boy
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Beef pie and a farmers union iced coffee
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>>19175497
Screams "Scotland" to me.
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>>19175526
>Screams "Scotland" to me.
Not familiar with the cuisne, but gawd, I wish I could go commando under a skirt on a hot summer's day.
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>>19174077
>>19171665
>>19171621
Love me a good onion bahji but I find the bloomin onion and that disgusting sauce to be vile
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>>19171952
sorry but DA BLOOMAN ONIOHN is the main dish they first advertised when the franchise started so every amerifat who had a tv in the 90s only knows outback steak house is 'for da bloomin onioohhn'
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Order a bloomin’ onion and a “chocolate thunder from down under” to go. Then take them to Olive Garden to sit down and eat.
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>>19175778
>“chocolate thunder from down under”
Jesus. *facepalm* You can't make this shit up.
2girls1cup.mpeg
*shudder*
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>>19175497
Ok, and you're wondering why people eat deep fried foods??
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>>19175524
>a farmers union iced coffee

What they serve hipster type shit at Outback?

>>19176110
ah sorry didn't see you said, "not him" Lol
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>>19172764
Yeah we do we got Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs and a Yellow Pages commercial in which some sheila (that's what we call females) isn't happy.
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>>19176110
Really, genuinely confused by what you're trying to say here.
Use your words.
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>>19176129
You still have yellow pages?
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>>19164338 (OP)
Just look at their "catering" and family platter side. You can just get an assortment of 4 filets with 4 chicken breasts, and add a bunch of sides. If she likes seafood add on lobster tail or something. I like their tangy tomato dressing.
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>>19176098
>2girls1cup
I’m sure they’re working on adding that to the “Rita” cocktail menu.
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>>19164338 (OP)
In Australia our steak houses are themed after the American south.

Something fucky is going on here. Do you guys drink Bud? Cause I ain't ever even seen Foster's being sold in stores.
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>>19177002
>Do you guys drink Bud?
Only college kids who need the cheapest beer (and even then we choose other brands) or guys in their 50s who live in flyovers.
If you are graduated from college and have budweiser or budlite in your fridge there is a 100% chance you also smoke, are poor, live somewhere shitty, work a blue collar or wagie job, and are 40+ years old
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>>19177188
Lolwut? College kids drink PBR, Natty, and 40’s of malt liquor. Whatever they can get an adult to buy for them, desu.
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>>19177198
We never drank bud because even among the cheapest shit beers it's pretty shit, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was at a high school or college party.
>lolwut
I think you're agreeing with me
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>>19177268
I was in college back in 2003, and Bud still had prestige just before the massive tsunami of “craft beers” flooded the market. It was more expensive than all the shittier beers, and there were a lot of shittier beers. My classmates were stealing coricidin cough & cold pills, bottles of boonesfarm, and smoking cigs they found on the ground, for context.>>19177268
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>>19164338 (OP)
Ah shit man it's an Outback night.

We eatin' good tonight!!!

Bring out another basket of fries for the whole table. And another round of Diet Cokes please!
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>>19177002
>our steak houses are themed after the American south
I should know better than to try to apply logic to anything aussies do, but... why? 
The deep south? Just... why? 
It's not really known for culinary sophistication. Or cultural anything, except for a tradition of strange christmas tree ornaments.
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>>19177489
A lot of it has to do with yobbos and bogans who want to believe they're Americans.
It's the same reason why we have so many Islanders who constantly worship NBA teams and listen to hip hop on Saturday afternoon (while simultaneously living the most straight-edge lifestyle you can imagine and going to church every Sunday lol).
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Keks aside how is Outback Steakhouse? How does it compare to other chain restaurants or steak places in taste and value?