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Racoon thread
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Cute
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>>42893480 (OP)
I bet she smells like cheap tobacco and desperation
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>>42893772
Ciggies, booze, and sweat.
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>>42893772
Mamizou definitely doesnt treat herself to cheap tobacco, she's gotta have at least pretty good tobacco, although she's not exactly spoiled, she'll be content if it's decent enough.
Mix that in with some strong perfume that'll most definitely overwhelm your sense if you're one to greet others by kissing cheeks. The kind of perfume Mamizou's into doesnt ask, it's gonna get into your nose and you better like it.
A fitting allegory for Mamizou when you think about it. Perfume itself is rather classy, perhaps one could consider it as a means to make you go unnoticed, in a way. You go along with rules of decency. But such bold perfume is much like Mamizou.
It's like your first encounter with her, really. An alluring silhouette drinking in the bar. From the distance, it's hard to tell that she's quite talkative, so all she evokes is elegance, womanhood, modesty. But once you find the courage to go & speak with her, you'll soon find out that she is quite the bold teaser. It won't take too long before Mamizou is most at tease with you, and if only that referred to how she spoke to you, it wouldn't be such a big deal. Expect to be mercilessly teased by this cunning tanuki, as she ever so skillfully lies on the line between tease & harassment with her seemingly lustful groping of your parts, even the less advantageous ones, as she asks you such delicate questions and remarks with the hint of a giggle or a smile coming her way.
"A handsome boy like you should have found his beloved long ago. Have you lost your mind and decided to go corpse diving at the retirement home?"
"Are you perchance under the belief that exercise isn't worth much? What i'm laying my hands on certainly speaks the truth on that matter"
"How about you use these skillful hands of yours and give me a massage? Perhaps a little reward can be arranged, or am I your own reward? Hmmm?"
This is only the beginning of your adventures with Mamizou. Little did you know, but this attractive lady has more than a trick under her sleeve. Her most faithful tanukis would quickly bring her even the most trivial of information regarding you. Your likes and dislikes, where exactly to you tend to look when speaking with the opposite gender, your hobbies, your past, everything that could be used against you, with good intentions, that is, at least I believe.
If that first encounter with Mamizou made you redder than a tomato, you'd soon find yourself able to grow a garden with how frequently & mercilessly you'll be teased...
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>>42894076
Will she let me pet a tanuki though?
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I want raccoon descendants
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>>42896417
With big balls?
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>>42899027
What does she write on her notepads?
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>>42899069
important details about her victims, like how >>42894076 described. making sure to keep track of everything about the people she meets.
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>>42899145
Scary!
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>>42899165
incredibly, but she has to keep her victims close too! when she goes home she'll watch the shows you love, play the games that inspired you, working hard to try and learn as much as she can for the next time you happen to cross paths. and maybe get a bit more personal teasing! but secretly, she wants to know more about you, but maybe has a hard time showing it in a more respectful way...
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>>42899229
Sitting at home reading a book because Gensokyo has no internet! Notice one of Mamizou's tanuki peeking in through my window! Immediately run outside and start throwing food at it in an effort to see what kind of food it likes best!
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>>42894076
I want this
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>>42893480 (OP)
I would massacre all the tanuki with an m1 carbine
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>>42894076
Unironically gave me a boner
>>42899145
>tfw she finds out I have a foot fetish
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>>42900240
You're not REALLY gonna lick the floor where she walked are you? That would be gross.
--- 42906062
Tanuki is unpopular...
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>>42906062
Well I love her
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>>42906062
Speak for yourself, she is my favorite.
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>>42906062
Means I have her all for myself!
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tfw canon Mamizou is flat...
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>>42906062
us anons who understand her charm do not care for such things!
--- 42907259
Mamzy hurts her hips if you're too rough in bed with her! She tries to be all cool and play it off as a joke, but you can tell!
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>>42907259
I'll kiss them better
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>>42907259
I want to massage her squishy parts until she feels better!
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>>42908848
Making her feet good would make me feel good
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>>42909615
I meant feel, but feet work too haha
--- 42910547
Mamizou is spooky...
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>>42909625
more feet
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>>42912436
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I want to pull off Mamizou's leaf and see what happens.
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>>42918259
She won't beleaf you could do something like that
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>>42919839
Very comfy looking tanuki. Nice and warm.
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Mamizou would definitely blow smoke on your face while teasing you.
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>>42920851
Catching a second hand high from Mamizou! She finds it so amusing that she makes it a mouth to mouth high instead!
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tanuki
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>>42920851
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>>42920851
>>42925887
Free balling tanuki!
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>>42893480 (OP)
What's her opinion towards enslaved Kitsune?
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>>42928694
Pro kitsune slavery!
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>>42928694
Yukari's now become her idol
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What a boozehound!
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Rise, tanuki!
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>>42937153
But she’s our boozehound.
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>>42957837
She seems like a chill drunk to be around as opposed to someone like Yuugi who would a more wild drunk.
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>>42949726
Get in the barrel.
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>>42958057
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Tengu better than Tanuki
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>>42970390
Is it true that tengu eat tanukis?
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>>42970540
I'd "eat" Mamizou if you know what I mean
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>>42970552
I'd "eat" Aya if you know what I mean
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>>42970552
>>42970980
can someone please explain me what these anons mean? thank you very much
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>>42971083
They want to cannibalize them to gain their powers.
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>>42971083
Cunnilingus for the sole purpose of pleasuring her.
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>>42971083
>>42971162
Cannibalization for the sole purpose of pleasuring her.
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>>42971162
I want to kiss Mamizou on the mouth and taste the alcohol on her breath!
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>>42893772
yeah mine
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Cuddle snoozing with Mamizou would be very nice
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>>42982961
Very soft body and an even softer tail. Ideal circumstances to sleep in.
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This thread smells
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>>42982969
Just imagine being nestled between the two.
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>>42982988
Of what?
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>>42983094
Now scientists call this miserable little disease
Podobromidrosis and well, they should!
But us regular folks
Who might wear a tennis shoe
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of
Stink Foot
That's right!
You know, my python boot was too tight
Couldn't get it off last night
Week went by, now it's July
I finally got it off
And my girl-friend cry
"You've got Stink Foot!
Stink Foot, darlin'
Your stinkin' foot puts the hurts on my nose!
Stink Foot! Stink Foot! I ain't lyin'
Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?"
Well, Here Fido, Here Fido
Bring the slippers, little puppy
Yes, that's a good dog
Bring them over to Jimmy Swaggart, that's right
He'll do anything for a good time
Sick!
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raccoon saggers!
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>>42983180
DAMN IT
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>>42983189
What? Can't handle a little conceptual continuity?
--- 42983296
You're seriously attracted to a woman older then most existing countries?
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>>42983296
Yes
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>>42983296
Think of the prestige.
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>>42983343
I told him "Yes yes yes"!
I said: "I do it all the time;
Ain't this boogie a mess!"
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>>42983382
Meant for
>>42983296
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>>42983382
I would make out with that belly
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>>42983394
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick

Zappaposting aside, yes, Mamizou tummy is peak pillow material. I'd probably nut real fast with a face full of that
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>>42983382
Embarrassing Mamizou by slapping her belly!
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>>42983296
Imagine all the things that she could teach you!
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>>42991671
Yes. My ancestors had a thing or two to say about it.

But also, she seems like a smart and beautiful woman with a lot of interesting things to talk about!
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>>42991914
I meant to reply to >>42983296
Such is life.
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>>42991914
>point three

Damn, how old were the ladies that Benny was into?
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>>42992073
Please see point 5.
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Evil tanuki!
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>>43000767
MOMMYZOU
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>>42991914
>none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy
So old ladies would be really glad if I want to fuck them? Even if it's just to satisfy my urges?
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I'm happy that there have been a few Mamizou threads lately
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>>42992073
Benny "the glifslayer" Franklin could swing as far as that manko could get wet.
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>>43002795
Attention gets more flattering as you get older. It's nice to feel young again.
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>>43013252
It's a good time.
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I like her fun theme music.
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I like the funny dumb tanuki, but I don't like her funny dumb animal-shaped bullets coming straight towards me.

Her theme is a real banger as well.
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Dastardly tanuki at play...
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What's she up to?
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>>43023426
Trying to tempt younger men into touching her tail!
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>>43023481
I'd love to touch her tail, brush it too
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I want to see more of Mamizou and Nue hanging out as friends.
--- 43024425
Comic fans, we are so back.
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>>43024425
I only read the part of the manga that had Yuugi in it. Would you say it's worth a full read?
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>>43024633
Just read it anon, it's free
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>Fufufu, why do you keep glancing at my feet, anon?~
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is it true that she's based on zun's wife? or do people say that just because she appears everywhere nowadays
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>>43031172
That's an unusually small Mamizou!
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>>43037509
Is it? I thought it was just the artstyle
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>>43037309
It would be cute if ZUN and his wife self inserted as some of his characters and then made the characters bang each other.
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>>43037309
I thought that was Aya.
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>>43048397
What a chilly looking day to not wear socks.
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>>43048511
I'll keep her feet warm
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>>42893772
That just makes her even hotter.
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drunkard
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>>43052336
Alcoholic middle aged women!
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>>43045053
I thought so too.
>>43058411
Hot
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>>43069822
Wanna drink that bath water.
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>>43072835
Her butthole touched that water dude.
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>>43074163
I'm not that Anon but sold.
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>>43074793
God I wanna worship those legs and feet
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Me on the right
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>>43084775
You're a small guy.
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>>43084987
For snu snu
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Does she actually have bad eye sight or are the glasses a fashion choice?
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>>43084775
I would rather fuck you than the 'coon
--- 43092955
Things Mamizou is older then

Your grandmother. 
Both World Wars
The entire history of manned flight. 
The French Revolution
The Sistine Chapel. 
The Sengoku Period.
The discovery of America (and raccoons) 
The Age of Enlightenment., 
The invention of modern plumbing and electricity.
Duke Nukem Forever's development cycle. 
The Printing Press.
The rise and fall of the ottoman empire.
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>>43091071
I'm only 5'5, but I am a fat bloke, anon
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>>43092955
What a mature tanuki!
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Mami elephant
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>>43092955
>>43099083
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>>43104630
Mamizou getting drunk and telling you what life was like in the olden days!
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>>43092955
>Duke Nukem Forever's development cycle.
It lasted like 14 years, I'm not aiming low.
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Sssshhh
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>>43114662
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>>43114662
Be careful, or you'll fall off page 10!
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>>43114662
Carefully removing the leaf while she sleeps!
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>>43124664
Mamizou gets very familiar after a few drinks!
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>>43124664
Weeelll if it isn't Anon again!
You're looking awfully nervous, what's gotten into you?~
Don't tell me you're feeling overwhelmed at the mere idea of being close to an old geezer like me?
There's plenty of fishes in the sea, you know! So what is it? Can't find the proper bait to reel some in? I can help you, if you're that desperate~
What's that? "Too close", you say? Oh my, you really aren't good at this, no wonder you can't find a shoe to your foot.
I can't imagine what it'd be like seeing you approached by a girl your age. Actually, now that I mention it, I would love seeing it. Your embarassed face stealing looks in hopes things eventually go your way is just soooo delightfully cute. I just can't get enough of it.~
Hmmmm? You're not interested in other girls? Whatever could you mean, I wonder.~
Oh well, i'm sure it has nothing to do with me, i'm way past my prime, I think it's pretty obvious, wouldn't you say?~
...Unless, is that perhaps what you're into? Next thing I know, i'll be finding my good friend Anon in the cemetary, going corpse diving for a lady to court? Hahaha. You really are hopeless, Anon!
Come on, i'm just teasing you!~ 
Let's have another drink, alright? It's my treat.
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>>43124733
I told you old lady, I'm happily married to a different hag!
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>>43124733
As I get older the only fantasy involved in this kind of scenario becomes the fantasy of being young again.
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>>43124733
I want Mamizou to tease me!
I want to show Mamizou how a much of a strong young man i am!
I want to show Mamizou that i am also reliable and responsible!
I want to get close to Mamizou!
I want Mamizou to start having strange thoughts about me in the back of her mind every now and then!
I want Mamizou to make serious propositions to me and then masking them as if she was just teasing me!
I want Mamizou and i to get drunk together and me accidentally answering wholeheartedly to one of her teases making her lose her cool for a moment!
I want Mamizou to be unable to sleep thinking about that moment!
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>>43124733
Too many squiggly lines
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>>43125255
>I want to show Mamizou how a much of a strong young man i am!
>tfw she would never say this about me since I'm a fat manlet with a little cock ;-;
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>>43125790
You can't get taller or more handsome but what you can do is get stronger, if only to be able to entertain the fantasy of impressing a fictional woman with your strength!
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>>43125896
>more handsome
getting leaner WILL make him more handsome, maybe enough to cath the attention of a mature lady
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>>43124821
Very cute flower girl!
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>>43125323
You gotta understand, she's desperate.
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>>43126822
Have some tact, woman. Anon is gonna get fed up if she keeps dancing around him like that. Cut out the coy sing-song voice and smooch him already!
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>>43127452
>Ara, come wash my tail anon-kun~
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>>43132996
That's a lot of tail to wash
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>>43138767
Better get started then
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>>43145747
Must be a pain to get washed if she does it regularly! Such is the price of (tanuki) power...
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>>43151816
I'd happily share a bath with her and help her wash up
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>>43153151
If anyone should invest in owning an onsen it's Mamizou!
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>>43132996
>>43145747
there better be something good for me after i help her...
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>>43162446
You get a pat on the back and a smile.
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>>43162446
You get a cup of sake. Maybe even two or three.
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>>43162460
>>43162482
i will take it! it more than what people usually give me
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>>43157346
I want to jump onto that tail.
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>>43162658
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>>43163262
That's one big leaf!
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Human husbands?
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>>43164638
Mamizou is working to ensure no tanuki goes without a hummy hubby!
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>>42893772
Marisa says she smells like an animal.

いくら私に化けても
獣臭さは抜けてないぜ
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>>43164715
Just gotta wash her more often!
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>>43164715
To be honest I'd stick my face into her tail and take a big sniff
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>>43164844
So much shampoo for the tail alone...
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>>43174733
She's a tanuki lord, I'm sure she can get some of her minions to snatch bottles for her.
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raccoon farts
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>>43175171
lethal
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I really want to drink with her and at least become her friend.
--- 43183777
This racoon looks very plump and soft.
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>>43183777
Very soft! Very warm! I want to get drunk then pass out while hugging her tail!
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>>43183831
Sure would be nice
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>>43187992
So many alcoholic hus...
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>>43188500
Even the children are alcoholics in Gensokyo
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>>43188565
Happy place.
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>>43188565
I wish I still enjoyed alcohol as much as I did when I was younger.
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I want to play with her tail
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>>43197793
Why?
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>>43200627
Why not?
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>>43208400
I want to hug this tanuki so bad...
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>>43200627
It's fluffy and soft.
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>>43201021
Fluffy tail is a dangerous narcotic
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>>43214335
Mamizou wraps her tail around me; the intoxicating smell goes straight to my head and my mind goes blank with pleasure. She has me wrapped around her little finger and we both know it.
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>>43214465
She doesn't know you exist.
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Tanuki tats go boing.
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>>43220749
She doesn't really exist anon, this is all just a bit of fun, maybe you should lighten up
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>>43214465
As expected of the lord of tanuki.
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What happens if I mate with the raccoon?
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>>43240081
You get more of them. Please raise them carefully, as tanuki get hit by cars quite often.