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Take it easy thread
Post yukkuris and easy things
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>>43071989 (OP)
Waiting for the abuse ones to trickle in.
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>>43071989 (OP)
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>>43071989 (OP)
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i am sleepy
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Can't take it easy.
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>>43071989 (OP)
Where can I find the comic?
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>>43072755
What would a Yuukauri be filled with?
Rose petal jam?
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>>43076625
After I'm done with it? Cum.
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those things always make me depressed when I see them
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>>43077157
Why?
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want to abyuse eajy
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>>43072755
Boy do I feel easy looking at this. Good night.
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>>43077280
I imagine he's sad they aren't real.
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>>43090863
remiryas are so cute
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>>43089399
that makes sense, it would be nice to take it easy with them
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>>43095989
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>>43112921
Accidentally posted a sample image.
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>>43106319
what do you think yukari saw that traumatized her enough to make her look like that?
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>>43106319
Who knows. Yukkuri Yukarin's mere presence is enough to kill common Yukkui who are near her.
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>>43116821
She mistook Kisume's head collection for yukkuri.
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>>43119561
a rooky mistake. yet, a classic blunder.
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>>43116821
She saw the kind of art people make of Yukkuri.
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>>43071989 (OP)
Theese things reminds me of that pony horse abomination that people kept drawing getting tortured on all ways possible on /b/
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>>43112971
that's okay it is still very cute
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i wish i could take it easy like a yukkuri.
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>>43071989 (OP)
https://www.roblox.com/games/5774893083/Yukkuri-Hunt

Cool Yukkuri game I found recently, give it a try bros
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I wish yukkuri were real
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>>43129166
>Eye gouging
I hope someone has drawn this.
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>>43129350
You don't know much about yukkuri, do you?
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Personally im not too into abuse, especially considering its almost all Reimu and Marisa, which while I understand since those two spawned the memes, the abuse stuff is so far removed from the original characters and touhou entirely that I and many do not find a reason to bother with it (prob the reason many moved into fumos, nobody portrays them as being shit-talking pests).
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>>43076625
Honey
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>>43128796
yeah
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>>43133527
poor sannyu
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>>43143482
it's okay, sannyus are strong against reimus.
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rumya?
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>>43129166
Can't argue with those prices.
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>>43143482
Words cannot explain how much I want to put the Wriggle one in a glue trap.
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>>43125113
That was a rip off of this and this is a rip off of RM.
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>>43154956
not fluffy pony shit
the zoomers got WAY to into this shit, the glowies as well
but what do you expect of people being paid to torture? no actual intel is ever usefully gotten via this, just their own ability to feel good and give false satisfaction to survivors of justice done
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>>43116821
Knowing the author, probably shriveled husks being wheeled out of Ran's room.
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>>43154776
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yukkuarium
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>>43155019
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>>43165201
yes, but it's best to just go to the japanese side of the internet to find new stuff
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>>43166493
Why do these things have anuses? Aren't they made of bread or some shit?
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>>43166504
they're manjuu so they're filled with some kind of filling, anko being standard. they excrete of old bean paste as it goes bad and their bodies make new bean paste from what they eat.
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>>43166553
Does this mean they also don't expire like regular ones do?
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>>43166559
expiration means death for them
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>>43166562
I don't imagine they have the same limited shelf life though, if they are capable of cycling out ingredients.
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I just wanna take it easy
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I like the settings where they seem to be both an invasive species and a house pet at the same time. Like imagine rats if they could talk like retarded humans.
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>>43166493
I just remembered OYP. Is that no good anymore?
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>>43173620
it's slow as shit, and suffers from the same problem as all boorus in that it only has what people decide to upload to it
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>>43133527
>the abuse stuff is so far removed from the original characters and touhou entirely 

I recently started delving into this stuff and got the same impression. These things might as well remove the Touhou trappings and become its own thing, seeing as they seem to be contained to their own setting away from anything Touhou related anyways. That being said, I am still interested enough in it to continue looking through it regardless.
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They are drawn with teeth sometimes and I can't help but wonder. What are their teeth made out of? Surely it's not actual teeth, seeing as they are sentient baked goods. I have the same question about their eyes but I am probably just overthinking the anatomies of these things.
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>>43170479
don't we all
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>>43183129
they could be rice or just a different color of filling, i'm not too sure either
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>>43089399
Ah, to live in a society that is as sociopathic as the one in the yukkuriverse...
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>>43195296
Can't help but wonder about the hair too, since people are shown to be eating them in some comics.
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>>43199184
it's usually explained as the chinese version of cotton candy where you pull the sugar until it becomes hair-like.
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are there any new yukkuri games? the last one i remember was a 3d one for android but the dev kept acting autistic
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>>43200258
Sounds kind of gross to touch.
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>>43200342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0qoxO2Kla8 [Embed]
it basically feels like threads of cotton, the more you pull it the more delicate it becomes.
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>>43200271
i'm not sure i'll see if there are
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>>43183129
Could just be rock candy.
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"Its dangerous to go alone" yadayada just take this thing off my hand and put it in your mouth
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>>43207623
I take a bite out of it.
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How many different Tohou threads do you need?
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>>43208467
As many as possible.
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>>43206512
i love kimeemaru
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I have never been particularly into yukkuri but I have spent this past week or so going through as much yukkuri abuse as possible. I know this can't be good for my mental health for a variety of reasons but I can't bring myself to stop. The images bring me a strange sense of peace along with a tinge of sorrow over the fact that I will never be able to partake in such activities in reality. 

It seems like something more than just cute aggression.
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>>43208774
Every man has innate sadism
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>>43209175
Sounds about right. Humans will gleefully do some heinous stuff when put in an environment where they think they will get away with it.
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>>43208635
me too
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What's the deal with the ones that have bodies?
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>>43215416
they're bodied yukkuri, some just have bodies
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>>43218101
Weird!
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yukkuris are usually cute and charming, but with a body they become quite creepy.
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>>43219585
Feels more like the regular 2hu they represent but retarded with the body.
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>>43215416
>>43219585
From all the stuff I've seen, there are three types of "bodied yus"
The first is the simple one, like >>43218101, they gain their character's clothes and a body while maintaining their oversized head and their very easy nature
The second is where yukkuri's bodies or limbs are awfully small, almost always seen in abuse stuff
And the third I like to call it the "surreal" one, where they end up becoming (almost) human or a copy of the original character
>Pic Related
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>>43071989 (OP)
You mean to tell me that if I gather enough bean paste and rose petals I could have my own Yuukura love doll?
Conformation is needed!
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>>43222882
Meant for >>43222428
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>>43222428
this is the nightmare stuff, please keep the yukkis small smug manjus.
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>>43222928
Satorin's Smug overload
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The yukkuriverse seems like an uneasy place to live from an auditory perspective. Imagine hearing all kinds of screaming at all hours of the day. Whether it's the yukkuri screaming in joy over personal matters or screaming in agony because someone is tormenting them, there is always something loud going on with them. 

Like imagine minding your business at your computer when suddenly, you hear screaming in the other room because an invasive yukkuri managed to find a piece of candy you dropped on the floor and was so happy about it. Or you're out enjoying a peaceful walk through the woods when suddenly you are jolted out of it by screaming coming from the bushes somewhere because a wild yukkuri returned from its hunt to find that its baby got eaten by an animal. Walking to the corner store to pick up some milk and you hear screaming coming from a yard somewhere because someone is torturing some stray yukkuri they caught and it's not even the only yard that has screaming coming from it. This screaming is just a fact of life in that universe just like the sound of dog barks are in this one but it's no less startling to hear a sudden loud one.
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mr. mohawk
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>>43226876
he has learned the ways of the yukkuri
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>>43226823
yeah yeah whatever ya say, but in a way im glad we ain't in that reality
Im sure that people would be less "civilized" when even their equivalent to cockroaches could talk shit about them
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>>43227056
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>43227088
>Im sure that people would be less "civilized" when even their equivalent to cockroaches could talk shit about them

I'd equate them more to rats, in that they are generally an invasive species but some people also keep them as pets. I get it though. I'd be unspeakably annoyed if I heard bouncing around and screeching coming from inside the walls. The clawing and gnawing rats do is annoying enough to keep me up at night. This would make me want to catch them and impale them in my yard as a warning to other prospective invaders.
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>>43222428
there's also some types like kimonges that only exist in bodied form
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>>43166493
That buff man touches one hair on that little reimu and im shotgunning him.
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>>43239864
He is touching it in that very picture.
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I like this one.
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Does anyone have any stories featuring yukkuri?
No abyuse please
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>>43241912
Once upon a time a dudme claimed trademark over the yukkuri, which lead to bombing threats against a bus line.
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>>43241700
patchy yus look very cuddly
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>>43242591
I'd like one of those in a basketball size.
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>>43249234
like this one?
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>>43250778
Yes. A more huggable size, though I wouldn't be able to do it too hard or it would kill her.
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>>43249234
that's quite big, i like mine more in a baseball/tennis ball size.
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>>43251401
A more portable size. Potentially less eerie on account of looking less like a disembodied head.
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>>43255146
also less expensive and more easy to keep as a pet.
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>>43255246
Can't beat the bargain prices of a small yukkuri. From the comics I have seen, they don't seem to cost any more than a dollar. I can certainly see why people in the yukkuriverse would buy one on a whim to try it out.
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>>43242591
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I don't wanna be a mean mister but quite frankly yukkuri with bodies are disgusting and it'd be better if they didn't exist
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>>43256288
It's okay, if you tear the head from the body then they just become regular old yukkuri.
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>>43256357
Does it hurt? Can they take it easy even after being crippled for life?
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>>43257040
All you have to do is seal off the wound with some flour and poke a hole for a new anus and they're golden.
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>>43257094
But anon I'm still putting them through physical and mental pain. Have studies on the long term mental effects of abuse of yukkuri shown that they'll be "golden" as you so causally put it?
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>>43257112
Sure, most of them are quick to forget so I'm sure they won't even remember that it happened!
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discovering yukkuri in the wild
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>>43260872
thats yurkkuri
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>>43260872
yurikkuri
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I feel like a lot of yukkuri abuse material is way too quick to go straight for the kill and have it end with all of them dead. I find the stories where one or two are left alive to process the ordeal to be much more satisfying. Then again, they are supposed to be quick to forget so I suppose any trauma inflicted would be quickly forgotten about anyways.
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>>43260872
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>>43266818
That last panel on the left always gives me a smile

>>43173620
Its already got one foot on the grave
The site is slow as a snail
There aren't as many active users as it used to, and those users who are there, can only upload so much since they need their posts approved by mods, which there's only like 2 who "occasionally" check in.
Not to mention on how some people there have done an updated translation of SimYukkuri but decided to keep it in their d*scord.
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>>43173620
Murdered by Avery Morrow like so many others.
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>>43270641
It's a shame about simyukkuri, I don't want to have to make a whole discord account just to play the latest version, but I hope they have fun with it.
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>>43270682
The footballer?
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>>43275559
The former 4chan admin and "Sacred Science of Ancient Japan" guy who keeps paying for OYP's domain name mainly to keep archive.org from indexing the other dead subdomains.
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>>43270641
yeah i'm a fan of the wacky comics
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>>43287821
I'd love to have one of those in the summer. Maybe even several so I can eat one if it gets particularly hot.