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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Big Fat Dividends Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2MqQ_uNIY [Embed]

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embread) (embed) (emdead) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>47334304 →
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>>47365570
Divs
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miss da faq
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>>47366380
want sum faq?
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>>47366848
some nasfaq
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>>47366907
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>>47367795
unlike your soundposts, his is a banger though
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>>47367795
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>>47368186
Used to play Apex. Can confirm that this is what it sounds like when you fix the audio.
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>>47365570
muemi's price is 45k now?!
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Do you not get tired of this game?
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Movie night tonight should be Top Gun: Maverick
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>>47371099
The point of Nasfaq is competing with other players in various ways, the game works because you can see other players' stats. Currently having lots of fun with the gacha leaderboard
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rip my matsuri bet
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Towa... She'll make a turnaround with 20 kills in the last round though
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>>47368281
wait till you look at gura
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Pagi!
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>>47380888
I'm sorry
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>>47379859
my pakael bet is looking good, I don't like that
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>>47386166
holy fuck
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 27)
>Nabi :: $24,758.65
>Botan :: $14,992.15
>Nene :: $9,475.55

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 53)
>Polka :: -$37,702.61
>Marine :: -$27,810.96
>Ayame :: -$26,672.39

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,242.83
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,284.96
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,568.31

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and holy shit Nabi.
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i lost every single one of my bets in the opposite direction from what i expected
amazing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eISfo1yAbA [Embed] MUH FUCKIN DICK
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>>47390064
Excellent red day
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Up
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>catalogshitters having a field day
oh boy
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catalogshitter hate
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Page 8 in 20minutes, shitters indeed
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Up
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>>47397830
page 9 in 20 minutes now, it's getting faster
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up
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down
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down
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left
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Left
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> left left
THE THREAD IS DEAD AND YOU CAN'T EVEN KONAMI CODE
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Top Gun Maverick in an hour
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RIGHT SIDE
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Fund Aiutism for week 43
Kinchou Dintai maxes nabi which is spiking since she came back from haitus , Ayames boyfriend likewise with ayame though a sell right now isnt a deadlock since she has streamed today and will in future, this might just be her new price
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All bets for vSaikyou #5 have been awarded. Congrats on all the winners.
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>>47410081
Movie starting in a minute
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>>47414478
Thanks!
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Left side
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>>47365249 (OP)
hmmmm
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>>47365249 (OP)
gib Kukie LoRA ples maam, sir banchood
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>>47425959
lmao
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g-guys, honk is coming back for realsies, r-right?
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I am no longer a wizard
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>>47426983
MAZEL TOV HE GOT LAID
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>>47426983
congrats
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>>47426983
did you lick her waki?
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 65.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 311,643,973, a change of 0.36% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,895,550. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 32 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 55):
>Nana :: +6.8%
>Oga :: +5.6%
>Miyabi :: +5.1%
>Kronii :: +3.8%
>Temma :: +2.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 25):
>Kaoru :: -8.0%
>Izuru :: -6.0%
>Moona :: -5.1%
>Vesper :: -4.0%
>Korone :: -3.2%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,338,872.67 liquid to start with. This is a change of -3.48% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $14,062,501,618,030.60, a change of -5.89% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $45,123.61. There are 25 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 47):
>Nabi :: +89.9%
>Botan :: +32.2%
>Kronii :: +18.1%
>Astel :: +17.2%
>Nene :: +16.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 33):
>Subaru :: -41.1%
>Kanata :: -39.4%
>Polka :: -38.9%
>Ayame :: -37.1%
>Marine :: -34.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $92.74 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $139.00 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$92.30 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $466.19 Up :: $5,050.36 from adj.
>Watame :: $445.59 Up :: $4,827.21 from adj.
>Suisei :: $391.56 Up :: $4,241.89 from adj.
>Kanata :: $375.06 Up :: $4,063.11 from adj.
>Subaru :: $364.32 Up :: $3,946.78 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Noel :: $0.12 Up :: $1.31 from adj.
>Rikka :: $7.20 Up :: $77.96 from adj.
>Altare :: -$7.33 Down :: -$79.42 from adj.
>Shien :: -$8.49 Down :: -$91.95 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $13.61 Up :: $147.44 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and stream Gimmie X Gimmie.
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betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
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Outfit hype
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>>47430487
>I completely forgot to bet on VS5
oops
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Up
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Bump
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Aw fuck you tilted the machine.
Now I gotta use a new ball.
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>>47450661
Monkey Ball
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>>47450661
Master Ball
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>>47450661
Dragon Ball
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>>47426983
good for you
personally i wish i could go back to being a wizard
every girl who likes me is a crazy yandere and the sex was terrible
at least as a wizard i could pretend i was pure
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Trades look to be down, I've messaged honk just now.
-trial dev
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>>47464269
Thanks for the heads up
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>Trades down for past 9 hours
>No one said anything
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>Trades went down when I turned off my autotrader for the night
My bad, guys.
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 42)
>Gura :: $92,645.80
>Pochimaru :: $38,273.39
>Ayame :: $32,044.88

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 38)
>Suisei :: -$17,158.58
>Kronii :: -$16,068.21
>Kanaeru :: -$15,011.20

Overall Average Adjustment is $1,849.67
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,507.52
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,403.73

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and uh...when are we gonna be able to trade again?
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Where are my trades
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>>47464269
>>47464566
>>47467814
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nasfaq is kill...
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We had a good run
Just let it die...
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I wonder how the game would react to a single day a week being off for trades, like sunday.
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I just forgot that it's already april. Did >we ever celebrate the anniversary?
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>>47478759
We didn't celebrate the anniversary nor did we celebrate Easter
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>imagine not betting Marine...
>>47478759
no...honk died. then he rose on easter. and then he died
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>>47478849
>>47478856
its really over, isn't it?
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>>47478972
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>>47478972
It died when Honk stopped posting in the thread and started ignoring Trial Dev
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>>47478498
where were you when nasfaq was kil?
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>>47479162
I was HODLing because zhonk never publicly announced an EoS yet.
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Its not over until Zhonk says its over
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It's over
- honk
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>>47483409
>not a new IP
don't toy with us
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Poked honk again about trades, I will let you know if I hear anything back.
-trial dev
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>>47486745
Trial dev love
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>>47486745
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Honk is fixing it!
-trial dev
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>fund orders went through anyways
>>47489031
TELL HIM WE MISS HIM
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>>47487881
>>47488038
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>>47489147
I MISS BREAD UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>47489070
Fund orders are a seperate system so should always work even if coin trading goes down.
-trial dev
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>>47489147
I fed it to the AI and it gave me this
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Trades are fixed, sorry for the wait!
-trial dev
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MY TRADES WENT THROUGH
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STILL ALIVE
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>>47490454
goodo jobbu Trialdev-san
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 21.
Please note that no trades could process except for fund shares until Cycle 44.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 312,092,068, a change of 0.14% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,901,151. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 33 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 7 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 48):
>Shien :: +2.6%
>Nana :: +2.3%
>Miyabi :: +2.1%
>Shion :: +2.0%
>Roberu & Oga :: +1.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 32):
>Kaoru :: -3.6%
>Moona & Izuru :: -1.9%
>Aruran :: -1.3%
>Nene & Nabi & Botan :: -1.1%
>Korone & Pochi & Nachoneko :: -1.0%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,413,089.10 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.54% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $15,144,380,670,928.70, a change of 7.69% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $48,525.36. There are 24 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Shien currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 57):
>Pochimaru :: +106.5%
>Dezmond :: +84.0%
>Ayame :: +73.9%
>Gura :: +71.1%
>Mel :: +34.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 23):
>Vesper :: -55.0%
>Shien :: -51.6%
>Kronii :: -36.7%
>Sora :: -32.8%
>Kanaeru :: -28.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $72.58 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $132.12 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$106.06 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $509.59 Up :: $1,783.57 from adj.
>Marine :: $410.70 Up :: $1,437.46 from adj.
>Okayu :: $362.86 Up :: $1,270.01 from adj.
>Polka :: $337.27 Up :: $1,180.45 from adj.
>Watame :: $294.74 Up :: $1,031.59 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rikka :: $0.65 Up :: $2.26 from adj.
>Syrios :: $10.43 Up :: $36.52 from adj.
>Altare :: -$18.01 Down :: -$63.04 from adj.
>Risu :: $18.96 Up :: $66.35 from adj.
>Temma :: $19.80 Up :: $69.29 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.