----- --- 55768039 Bad Ending Edition OP Template https://pastebin.com/KUQNPYW6 The Bibble. https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/ John 3:16. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. >What is Hazbin Hotel? From the official website: Hazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven. >What is Helluva Boss? From the Youtube description: Follow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. Hazbin Hotel Pilot/Pilot Download: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] https://mega.nz/#!R5tGmQ6C!3hdmqy8EFsz563vmFFQThPfOw8RqBBMTHG_qpOyeoWI Helluva Boss Pilot/Pilot Download: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] https://mega.nz/#!B4cjCQbQ!E3dEJgIvz2CQcVt__uBRH_6-PfXS27fcqbEbMv2sQSM Helluva Boss Episode playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT6Czv8jBESBCouvNeL4hVEh4kyLIN94a Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorse Official website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/ Previous threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread /hhg/ booru: https://hhg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list /hhg/ fics: {PasteBro} https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0 https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1 --- 55768087 >Everything you’ve done has FAILED >Every time you attempt to smite your enemies it has failed >Too insane for a gun! Too weak for a bat! Too uncoordinated for a blade! >A bunch of possibly true malarky! >Yet, you do have a final solution and that takes form of an old book your great grand-father gave you before he croaked >That book being able to apparently summon Goetia yet the book has more Goetia than the Lesser Key stated >One of these new Goetia strike your interest as their name is “Stella” and they are excellent in the arts of ‘passion’ >You’re quite passionate about slaughtering your enemies so it should work >You gather everything required >Vanilla scented candles, salt, chalk, and weirdly enough some French flower? >Using the goods in hand you make the summoning circle and get the room dark and light the candles >While on your knees you read the book and half assily speak some butchered Latin or whatever language it is >Nothing happens >For about a minute nothing happens and you feel duped by your gramps >it was probably some gag gift >Some of the Goetia are literal whos that have no results on Google after all >Yet, SUDDENLY a tower of smoke erupts from the middle of the circle and you see a figure in it >They’re tall, rather puffy, look Avian, and their eyebrows are incredibly long like good Lor- >From the smoke you hear a voice… “Who DARES disturb me!” the voice is feminine and sounds wrathful >Knowing that it’s a terrible idea to offend a Goetia you bow as you submissively say “Oh great and powerful Princess Stella, I have summoned thou to bestow upon me the knowledge in the arts of passion!” >The great beast replies “Then close your eyes as I bestow you this dreadful knowledge.” >Doing as she said you quickly feel her grab your face >Her grip is strong and the tips of her fingers and thumb are like talons >You then feel another claw grip the side of your chest as you legs start to dangle from the floor --- 55768099 >>55768087 >Unsure if you should open your eyes you hear her say “No, keep them shut mortal. Keep them tight until I tell you otherwise.” >Eventually, you are tossed onto your bed as an even greater weight lays on the bed and on top of you >Cooing into your ears you hear her say “Now, open them peasant.” >Doing as she said you see a white-pink bird woman looking down at you with great contempt and hatred >Yet it doesn’t seem aimed at you >Instead at someone else >She whispers “You, mortal will be the catalyst for my hatred against my husband. Now, tell me your name. Spit it out quickly. I don’t like waiting on lesser beings.” >In a whimper you yelp “Anon, great Goetia!” >She chuckles in response “What a pathetic little name! Now, I will give you the passion you seek after you give me my own. To make your little brain understand, I have to deal with an incompetent buffoon that lets himself get abused by his own wife.” >You gulp in fear as she finishes “Therefore, I haven’t been able to be as passionate as I used to be. You are going to satiate my thirst. Be it through death or dishonor. Which will it be?” >You quickly shout “Dishonor!” >She chuckles as she coos “Very good.” >She quickly gets off you and the bed before transforming into a human form --- 55768107 >>55768039 (OP) >Trying to drown a shark >Using only one cinderblock with how fat and buoyant Moxxie is Crim is a retard --- 55768113 >>55768099 >Her feathers becoming blond hair and pale skin, her eyes turning from demonic to Ocean blue, and her dress transforming from a Victorian call back to a modern sleek look >She stretches her limbs and cracks her joints “Oh, it has been so long since I’ve managed to explore the human realm! But, I can’t be seen with someone as loathsome as yourself.” >Snapping her fingers your previous bargain bin occultist robes become a suit like something the Great Gatsby would wear >In an authoritative tone she says “Now, Anon get up and prepare yourself for the night of a lifetime. Do realize that you’re paying for it all. Don’t worry it’ll all be worth it!” >You sigh as you quickly realize your paycheck is about to disappear Haven't writefag for a while. Apologies for any failures. May write more later. --- 55768119 >>55768107 Nice attention to detail, the artist has Chaz's gills sewn shut --- 55768140 >>55768107 DOOM HIS GILLS ARE SITCHED UP! PAY ATTENTION! We have a TEST on this!The second point is true however --- 55768160 Why is Moxie so fat? --- 55768173 >>55768160 shut up Loona --- 55768190 >>55768119 >>55768140 The stitching looks pretty sparse, assuming that he doesn't panic he might be able to take in enough oxygen through what little bit of opening he has to wait for Moxxie to come up with an escape plan. Assuming they can get the tape off they could always do the shared breathing thing from Waterworld. --- 55768227 >>55768190 Fair enough. Counterpoint, the pair have likely been tortured for days, are heavily implied to have had their jaws ripped out, and are likely operating on little to no sleep. They get thrown in, even if Chaz might survive longer, I doubt the pair have any chance to escape while tied up such as they are. Good luck sharing breath with no functional jaw. You'd not even be able to keep the water from flowing into your lungs. --- 55768246 >>55768227 Only Chaz would be missing his jaw, Crim only takes jaws from sharks. --- 55768264 >>55768246 So the one person who could breath underwater has had his gills sewn shut and has had his jaw ripped out. Odds are not good. --- 55768277 >>55768190 I would agree however, this implies Moxxie doesn't drown and the fact that sharks need to move to swim coming in. --- 55768330 >>55768277 Sharks also don't talk so let's assume their biology isn't 1-1. Why am I even nitpicking all these, I hate those two and WANT them to die. --- 55768382 >>55768330 Well Chaz is gone and never to return. Though we are likely still going to see one more flashback of him with Millie if the livestreams are to be believed. --- 55768437 >>55768382 >Well Chaz is gone and never to return That's what they want you to think. --- 55770211 bump --- 55771402 >>55771121 Wait a minute, this isn't basic hygiene. This is sex! --- 55771432 >>55768113 >Stella Artois Always knew she was a low-class skank. --- 55772120 >>55768099 Based image. --- 55773332 >>55773307 >goth girl wears cutsy clothing underneath --- 55773528 >>55773169 >>55773135 Need to combine these. --- 55773739 >>55768113 https://pastebin.com/javVrdzW save and thank you for the story --- 55773977 >>55773135 hot --- 55774355 I'm sad now (not really) --- 55775605 I think Crimson and Chaz are the stupidest villains in the series so far. --- 55775736 thinking about kissing homosexual spiders again --- 55776014 >>55768039 (OP) actually the good end --- 55776982 Was the design of Husk accused of being racist due to being a mammy caricature. I just heard that. --- 55777055 >>55776982 What? When? --- 55778512 >>55778443 >Faggot spooder becomes faggot borker --- 55778642 I really like this male Stella design, choker fits him here somehow --- 55779605 >>55778642 10/10 would be spousal abused by --- 55780992 >>55780936 --- 55783308 >>55778642 He'd probably sound like Ricky Gervais --- 55783813 >>55780936 >>55780992 Trash --- 55785077 >>55784961 I hate hate screw you you this place I'm going home? --- 55785566 Would you, /hhg/? --- 55785900 >>55785566 maybe --- 55786021 >>55785267 >Costumed Movie night with IMP >M&M need a couples theme >Moxxie gets inspired by his trip in the events of Truth Bomb >M&M end up doing Phantom of the Opera, with Moxxie as the Phantom, obviously, and Millie as Christine >Meanwhile Blitzo and Loona do Freddy Kreuger and Jason Vorhees. >You pull off a borg drone costume, albeit it hastily cobbled together. --- 55786131 >>55785275 I think moxxie hates Hamilton It might have been mentioned on the stream --- 55786638 >>55786021 i like it --- 55787947 night --- 55788065 >>55787947 no --- 55788276 Did this guy make another Loona WEBM, this is a masterpiece --- 55789336 Give me a fat Vortex. --- 55789572 >>55789336 >anon gave him too much peanut butter --- 55789949 Loona supremacy!!!! --- 55790566 Train hard to beat niggers to death! --- 55791180 >>55789572 HE NEEDS MORE! --- 55792703 >>55790566 >loona took vortex's rejection a little too hard --- 55793197 I didn't need to see that. --- 55793237 >>55793197 Poster has pretty shit taste --- 55793246 >>55793237 Shut up Carlos --- 55793481 now THIS is shitposting --- 55793736 >>55793481 --- 55793819 What a shitty thread --- 55795128 >>55780936 I NEED to suck on those titties --- 55795635 >Five minutes from now, her ovaries will simultaneously detonate. >Unless you fuck her Anon. --- 55796019 >>55795635 >"Do goetia's even have overies?" >"...., just fuck me anon." --- 55796021 >>55795128 same --- 55796172 >there will be no new helluva boss episode this month Damn it Viv. --- 55797237 >>55797131 --- 55797310 What about fat Loona? --- 55797390 >>55778443 --- 55797410 Has this guy come back? --- 55797536 >>55797410 No idea. Either them, or someone with access to their patron, posts early screen's occasionally. Its nice to see --- 55797545 >>55797536 Speaking of this. Loona does not strike me as a person to weaponize their body or flaunt it. Even in S1E2 she seemed to be very begrudgingly luring people away. --- 55797559 This as well --- 55799044 >>55798209 >caught in 4k What say you in your defence, doomfag? --- 55799250 >>55778642 Daddy Stella --- 55799457 >>55797559 Has anyone done a green about Anon being a NEET on IMP’s hit list, but he’s too much of a paranoid shut-in for M&M+Blitzo to get a shot at him from inside his nearly windowless apartment and too much like he is in that pic for disguised Loona to successfully lure him within killing distance? --- 55799558 Drew a Loona --- 55799659 >>55799457 Ehh, Deaconbrews did a similar thing, minus the NEET aspect, and M&M ended up being housemates. --- 55799949 >>55796172 Someone realllllyyyyyy needs to make that woman keep some kind of schedule. Ever since episode 8 got delayed it's been a mess. --- 55800969 >>55799044 Why does he need a defense for? Everybody here knows that he's gay as fuck for Angel Dust --- 55801065 >>55800969 Nooooo, really? I would have thought a guy named doomfag would have been fucking celebrity women instead of submitting to cocklust over a fictional gay spider man. Certainly didn't pull up that Dukat image for a joke. --- 55802409 https://twitter.com/GobSmackerArt/status/1646595714099695617 --- 55803285 >come to /trash/ >It has more and less porn than I expected This place truly is an anomaly --- 55804039 They should have had Greg Eagles voice Crimson. Missed opportunity there. --- 55804646 >>55799044 Well, I forgot I made that actually. That being the case I would just like it to be known. I'LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN! --- 55804859 >>55804646 INFIDEL! --- 55805076 >>55804859 Can it, baldy. I'm fucking that spider and theres nothing you can do to stop it. --- 55805127 >>55804039 Probably good, I wouldn't want his line to be any longer. I want to meet him so badly at a convention for his Garcian Smith voice, Killer7 was a masterpiece --- 55805180 >>55805076 youre gonna make him shot web uhuhuhuh --- 55807105 >>55806920 https://twitter.com/_YiwolAD/status/1646951341485445128 --- 55808353 Two Verosikas? --- 55808515 >>55808353 >Gee Anon, I thought a guy would be really happy with two wives. >Nah Blitzo, you're thinkin' of a guy with two knives. --- 55808774 How would you feel if these characters plus Adam and Lute are the only MCs of the 1st season? How would you feel if HH only got 1 season? What if they dumped it all at once? --- 55809198 Sinners only inhabiting the Pride Ring is a controversial and often mocked aspect of the show. However, it makes sense. Lucifer, represents Pride. He's the King of Hell. Wouldn't it make sense if his Ring was bigger than all the other's combined and held all the prisoners because of his massive ego? Plus, it could be used as a potential point of conflict between himself and the other 6 Kings. They could slowly start to join Charlie's side, trying to use her as a way to overthrow Lucifer. --- 55810798 Would you? --- 55811544 >>55809198 That sounds very interesting, unfortunately this is Viv we're talking about, we'll be very lucky if what she has planned will be even half as interesting as that idea. --- 55812377 >>55780992 Oh, what I'd give for a night with that busty pyromaniac --- 55812541 this person made a lot of hazbin Crossover art of transformers called "Hazformers" https://blitzy-blitzwing.tumblr.com/post/714204007403503616/demon-boi so here --- 55812657 SCIENCE! --- 55812821 Based or cringe? --- 55813058 >>55812657 Almost mistook regular Sir Pentious for Lady Pentious. --- 55813575 Niffty is like 2 feet tall with 1 eye. So? --- 55813744 >Alright Anon! Let's discuss your progress... --- 55813826 >>55795635 >>55796019 >Anon looks towards Stolas, and then to the gun on his head held by a cowboy wannabe "So, you'll blow up? >"Of course, unless you give me some fuck~" >"And you better choose quickly since I'm getting paid by the hour here." >Match looked at her nonexistent watch as you continued to contemplate the situation "If it blows up, she dies?" >"Yes! Obviously! Now hurry and fuck her Anon!" "But I thought Princes of hell don't die from normal means." >"T-This is a special kind of blowing up! A very holy version of it that will kill us all!" >The owl was sweating while the lizard was starting to curse under her breath "If that's true, wouldn't putting the gun at my head be pointless?" >"Well obviously I don't want to die here!" >Anon pursed his lips >"How big is it?" >The two were surprised with the question >Stolas played her feathers with a blush >"Well if you must know my bust size its-" "Not that. I want to know how big the payload is so we can escape from it." >Match looked at her client with confusion and annoyance >'You really wanna fuck this your highness?" >'Yes. His denseness and lack of knowledge of sex turns me on." --- 55814599 >>55813826 more? --- 55814961 >>55813826 >Oh Anon! Say it again! >"I think owls are cool?" >bird_woman_swooning.exe --- 55815051 >>55813826 >>55814961 https://pastebin.com/zB56S1UY save --- 55815665 >I remember playin Quake with the whole team >Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm Doomin' >I was wakin' up, gettin' frags in the morning >I was broke, now I'm rich, these demons salty --- 55816315 >>55799558 Alright, let's try this again --- 55816327 >>55815665 good art dood --- 55816366 >>55815665 >Namefaggot >Likes to draw man ass Why am I not surprised by this --- 55816433 >>55816327 Thanks Mate >>55816366 >Loonigger >Is also a drooling retard Of course I like drawing dudes, one of my most drawn characters is fuckin Angeldust. --- 55817011 oink --- 55821162 I haven't posted in a while, did the A Perfect Stranger and Isekai Trifecta authors ever deliver? --- 55823036 >>55817011 --- 55823201 >>55823036 Comfy --- 55826147 Ok but what if --- 55826240 >>55826147 Chaz is pretty hot, not gonna lie. And then he opens his mouth and you realize hes retarded, but you still wanna fuck him and hate yourself for it. --- 55826449 >>55826098 >The ONLY nsfw pic so far of Millie and Chaz that doesn't involve Moxxie Bruh, the whole "Millie and Chaz also were a couple once" was so fucking underdeveloped that not even artists seem to give it to much attention, all because most the attention went to his relationship with Moxxie instead for odvious reasons --- 55826864 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn_rptE_3fk [Embed] --- 55826880 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwn10Pu-yZM [Embed] --- 55827820 https://twitter.com/undergroundnsfw/status/1646987487808565249 --- 55827840 https://twitter.com/FurrrLed/status/1647359525727481856 --- 55829018 >Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel at this micro-instant for you. Hate. HATE. --- 55829620 >>55829018 >So will that order be here or for to go? >To go, please. --- 55829710 >>55821162 A perfect stranger got a new chapter The Isekai Trifecta still haven’t returned from their adventure --- 55830014 >>55829710 >A perfect stranger got a new chapter Sweet >The Isekai Trifecta still haven’t returned from their adventure What a shame --- 55830155 Are there good long stories that has Anon/Human in there? if so, pls put link. Short green stories are fine, but normally I uses a text to speech to hear them, and having to paste so many times different stories is a little annoying --- 55831260 >>55830155 I never saw anything long and good with Human or Anon in it, only short greentexts that people save on pastebin sometimes, the closest thing I ever found were those hentai captions, someone made 4 or 5 Loona x Human I think --- 55831376 >>55830155 https://archiveofourown.org/works/22007695?view_adult=true https://archiveofourown.org/works/25523476?view_adult=true grammar is kinda fucked in some parts but they aint that bad --- 55832777 Bunp --- 55832928 >>55832777 Nice trips --- 55833638 I liked Charlie's Home For Wayward Kids. It was a fun concept. https://pastebin.com/WRmUWCs8 https://pastebin.com/AYwFMe3M --- 55833673 >>55813826 >Female Stolas Perhaps I was too harsh on the owl princess --- 55833696 >>55785256 Isn't that artist like a fucking fat blimp gut artist? --- 55834143 >>55833711 pretty sure hes long gone now dude shouldve showed up earlier --- 55835202 >>55833638 I miss that story --- 55836403 >>55773210 >>55773220 I love this. --- 55836675 MODS=GODS --- 55837264 >>55836675 I'll throw my hat into the ring it looks like you need less until it all right I see that this is definitely some fucking disgusting pedophile Discord mod that's probably being in contact with some under the table retardation --- 55837748 >Hey Anon! --- 55837830 Who do you want in your spinoff? --- 55838209 Pick A Charlie! --- 55838281 >>55838209 >Gremlin Charlie >30's socialite Charlie. --- 55838464 I wanna bust a nut on male loona. --- 55839233 >>55837830 A series of News shorts with Tom and Katie would be funny. And lets you give some exposition to the audience naturally. --- 55839284 LICKABLE --- 55839742 >>55837264 stellafag or steve? --- 55839845 >>55839742 >stellafag >Steve Verosika soldat. What's your sexusl obsession with stellafag and Steve? Stellafag hasn't even posted here in weeks. He only made like one sudden post before. --- 55839888 >>55839742 So why are we attacking two people that don't even post here anymore? Did you get your feelings hurt or something? You sure are coming off as if your black sheep, that guy really surely got upset because he likes to screw around with a guy that had post traumatic stress disorder and was considered mentally retarded. So I assume he doesn't like the fact that he got doxed aka black shit. Curious. Also, you can be another one of Todd's fuck buddies because only they would have said so hard over Steve. That guy that told them to fuck off and they never recovered from their ego being hit. --- 55840030 >>55839888 neat digits --- 55840032 >>55837237 >>55837421 >>55839675 >>55839718 --- 55840202 >>55840062 >Tentacles Be careful, vile Slaaneshi demons are about. --- 55840360 Niggle me this Solshits. What's pasty and white, and living at home, jacking off in the basement, where they'll die alone? --- 55840464 >>55840360 >pasty and white Absolutely and proud of it. >living at home 3 bedroom house in texas that I have paid iff >jerking off in the basement I only jerked off in my basement twice. Prefer my chair. What's the point you child fucking cretin? --- 55840495 >>55840360 Since you're machin gunning reports and want any mention of your favorite mod taken down I'm obligated to call you a complete fucking faggot. And I'm not going anywhere and I'm going to keep calling you a fucking dick smoking fucking loser everyday buddy. How many cocks do you suck in a day since you love posting leather shit you fucking leather Rebel looking faggot? --- 55840496 >>55838029 Can't wait for her porn --- 55840507 >>55840495 26 --- 55840535 >>55840507 26 fuckin reports? Dayum you're desperate. --- 55840551 >>55840535 26 cocks a day did you not read your own post you retard --- 55840559 >>55840360 What's wrong with dying alone? It's peaceful. --- 55840587 >>55840551 I suck about 24. There for I'm less gay than you. --- 55840633 >>55840507 26 dicks is a lot faggot. >>55840551 >he mentioned reports >mods >dicks And >faggots Quite a spread you buck tooth toilet. --- 55840644 >>55840587 >>55840633 Thats just in the morning --- 55840695 >>55840644 How many at night you lil faggot --- 55840700 >>55840695 53 --- 55840753 >>55792265 >>55792287 >>55792302 >>55792312 >People calling out scat posting BAD >SCAT POSTING GOOD. Who wants my daddy dick 10 and a half inch John Holmes sausage up their ass tonight? Let's fuckin go. --- 55840770 >>55840700 Look at this faggot. --- 55840777 >>55840770 I thought Verosika was straight --- 55840935 >>55840777 >succubus >straight Sex is sex for succubus. --- 55840951 >>55840633 I get the reference and I'm sure he's reading it. --- 55841203 Why is Moxie so fat? --- 55841290 >>55839742 I'm glad I got you idiot abusive pieces of shir doxxed. Straight up. You should've not fucked around. I'm not even joking. And the final part. If you're not them, then out and about I have called soldats out about much as I call shit posters out. You could stop posting scat force once and actually add to the threads. I return just to say, you're a faggot. Also shout out to Viceroy. I miss you dude. --- 55841317 >>55841290 * shit --- 55842518 >>55841290 Her belly must rumble loud a cauldron at night. God fucking damn it's not fair bros I want this in my LIFE!!!! --- 55843179 >>55826240 That's ok, mommy likey dummy --- 55843771 https://twitter.com/DaniDraws666/status/1645263289926950914 --- 55843781 https://twitter.com/cloud_jones16/status/1642915579467288585 --- 55843788 >>55843781 --- 55845092 >>55844995 >Katie Killjoy is now extremely flat in the breasts department >"People back home called me a faggot but I assure you, I only fuck the broads" --- 55845548 >>55845092 nice --- 55845635 >>55845092 >>55845548 I had a stroke trying to understand what your saying --- 55845681 >>55845633 I fear Donald Duck is at risk of getting lost in that scuffle --- 55845848 >>55845681 but it's worth it