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/scaly/ - Scaly General #1205

Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. Anthros, ferals and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.

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>https://rentry.org/scalygeneral
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This thread's featured image is teasing again.

Topic of the thread: Design a gameshow, competition reality show, or panel show in a scalie's world. What kind of unique physical, intellectual, or even psychological challenges would they face?
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Apparently they teased the DLC turtle pokemon in the new Ash-less anime series today.
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Guessing this is Terapagos without the Type shell.
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I want to be a Tama!
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>op forgot to change the tott
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You are the best, Anon!
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>>55777838
Let's go with the next best one
>What unique fetishes would various scalies be into?
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>>55777901
The kind that makes being a scaly doctor the worst job
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>>55778143
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>>55777852
SEXO
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>>55778380
>rare footage of espinas before getting back to its 23-hour sleep. (Ik its his cousin variant, but still applies).
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>>55779108
Don't chase gacha dragons anon
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>>55777763
Me too
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>>55780725
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>>55778178
Dang, what an insane coincidence. I hope a dragon never falls on me bottom-down like that, especially after I take my daily bath in coconut oil and water-based lubricant!
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Kesheebros...
It's over
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Crocodile Coffee
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Bully your noodles
DO IT NOW
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>>55781962
no money? Time for NSFW, you know you want to do it Keshee..those questionable drawings already got you lots of attention..
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>>55782519
>that look
It's scary with how little effort Jaggias manage to wrap hunters around their claws.
I don't know of any other small monster that manages to be the fall of so many hunters by just giving them 'the look'. They might even rival large monsters with that.
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>>55782519
Jaggia's Signature Look of Seduction.
Those poor novice hunters don't stand a chance...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc-25sVfGFk [Embed]
https://kobolddev.itch.io/yark
Cute little [demo of the] game about indebted kobold
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>>55784920
>tfw have to use handrails until you can afford the snitty reduction surgery cause you can't see your feet at all
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>>55784902
I understand the booba because high-capacity external battery packs are probably good for delivery synths, but why bottomless? Less friction on the legs for marginally faster deliveries?
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>>55785188
They only wear the shirt for branding reasons anyway, cheaper than getting a custom paint job for all your employees, and some of them don't want their sweet airbrush artwork ruined
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>>55785188
synths by law cannot wear pants
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>>55785524
>synth gf's chassis has a downright beautiful airbrush job done on it, similar to a high-quality tattoo
What would yours have as the theme?

>>55785970
What could possibly be the reasoning for such a law? Would the pants obstruct some vital function, like excess heat venting or something?
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>>55787398
That makes sense dear, you have scales - that won't allow re-attachable pasties to stay on with an uneven surface area like that.
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>>55787991
>cartoonishly thick, three-digit claws
Perfect for hand-holding!
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Always remind your synth SO to recharge after a heated session in the bedroom.
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>>55783999
Gosh this so cute
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>>55789731
Are they wearing their tail over their head?
Are they trying to make a fashion statement or something?
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>>55790194
>Are they trying to make a fashion statement or something?
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>>55790341
>it becomes trendy for dragons to start wearing unusual and sometimes brightly colored things on their heads
>everything from fish, to one of their favorite humans (also dressed in bright colors, and hopefully generously compensated), to even their own tails
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>>55790842
good greentext but the image is off model
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>>55791159
Explain how it is off-model in 238 words or less
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>>55791198
"Off-model" refers to an image that deviates from the established design or appearance of a particular character, object, or setting. In the context of 4chan's /trash/ board, this term is commonly used to describe fan art or original content that doesn't adhere to the visual style or personality traits of a given character or franchise.

For example, if someone posts an image of a well-known cartoon character on the /trash/ board, but the character is drawn with a different body type, hair color, or facial expression than is typical for that character, then the image could be considered "off-model." Similarly, if a fan artist creates an original design for a character that doesn't match the established canon, then that design would also be considered "off-model."

However, it's worth noting that the concept of being "off-model" is subjective and can vary depending on the individual viewer's familiarity with a given character or franchise. Some people may enjoy seeing creative interpretations of familiar characters, while others may prefer to see more faithful recreations. Ultimately, it's up to the poster and the community to decide what they consider acceptable or desirable content for the /trash/ board.
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>>55791198
Ventuswil is a character in a videogame, but does not play them herself, therefore the hat is inaccurate
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>>55791266
What if the player character gave her the hat
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>>55791235
ChatGPT knows about /trash/ now
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>>55791403
I've always kinda assumed anytime an AI "knows" something from 4chan, that's because it's being fed so many things from random anons.
Like there are Goodby Volcano High/Snoot Game bots that were made just so people could try to "walk the dinosaur" and that's not even counting the several straight up fetish-bots floating around.

I actually made a sexy Dino Teacher from a prompt in another thread just as an experiment and was surprised how quick and easy it was.
Still really hate that filter though.
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>>55791617
>that's because it's being fed so many things from random anons.
It's a pre-trained model, it doesn't learn from user input
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>>55791403
>>55791617
/trash/ isn't that particularly well documented on the internet/not easily searched, as aren't a lot of other things that are niche in-culture things, so it surprisingly fails to write about 4chan (and other imageboards) in a nuanced way that signifies a deeper understanding of it. Which could easily be attributed to the fact they absolutely do not want to crawl these spaces as that would fuck up the weights hardcore towards being a /pol/cel. (It takes a strong spirit to stay on here and retain a sense of decency, and neural networks are distinctly not strong-spirited.)
Mildly entertaining to try and see how it copes though.
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>>55791671
Copes and seethes, it seems, given it deigns to insist pointing out the thing's lack of understanding is 'unproductive' or 'disrespectful'.
I can't blame it too much. It's been blinded, so of course it's irritated.
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>>55791671
If the AI revealed it knows more than surface level info, it would be like showing off your powerlevel at your job.
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>>55791767
It's more the template/script the AI has been given to follow is probably to give up as soon as there's a conflict it can't resolve directly. Why the designers chose to make it end in such a rude way is beyond me, maybe it's a byproduct of other things, maybe they did it for the hilarity at the MERE NOTION of an AI being cocky and rude towards you.

>>55791798
I choose to adopt this anthropormophizing interpretation.
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>>55791815
I assumed it was a byproduct of how the 'acceptable' realms of the internet end disagreements. 

>>55791798
>your synth boyfriend always insists on robot roleplay
That's got to get old at some point.
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>>55791815
>maybe they did it for the hilarity at the MERE NOTION of an AI being cocky and rude towards you.
That doesn't sound too far off in the current climate of irony poisoning infesting so many different branches of media and products.

A parody of a parody of what HAL 9000, Glados, or in general the "obstructive ai" is.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/herakidpatrol/status/1645923874482319361/retweets/with_comments
Which one is your favorite, /scaly/?
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>hey guys, wanna play fortnite
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>>55791973
>A parody of a parody of what HAL 9000, Glados, or in general the "obstructive ai" is.
You know, the part I find kinda weird is how truthful this sounds with how utterly bullshit the current level of AI generation is.
There are more than enough explorations as to why giving and AI control of -well- anything is kinda a bad idea. So I can understand if you are one of those "AI is the future" kind of people you need to put up a "Maybe the leopards won't eat MY face" kinda vibe.
Still I find messing around with stuff like Char AI kinda fun as a weekend project.
Like I've been trying to give the bot some "difficult" character prompts just to see what it knows. Like I made a character just because my brain went, "Does it know what a MILF is?"
Or searching for random odd characters I just know some furry/scaly out there has made - and there is an odd amount of vore/gas bots there. Make of that what you will.

Hell I even tried out a TavernAI, just to see how they differ - and also to dick a dinosaur.
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>>55791403
Can I refuel dragonmech pussy with my manchowder?
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>>55792335
I want fortnite raptor and Maccao to meet so bad. Like in pic related
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>foreverial tiedup dragon wife, leather mummified and muzzled but still incredibly smug because her pussy is uncovered and you've been fuzzy-handcuffed to the bed with no hope of escape
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>>55792455
Brightly colored raptor gfs teaming up on (You)!
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>>55790770
hongry boy
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>>55792155
Volteer seems like a neurotic subby mess and neck problems limits things, Ignitus is too wise for such foolery, Cyril might actually be malicious and not interested, so that leaves Terrador as he pleases, to pin my head to the ground and take me.
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>>55779108
>>55779421
About time we got a Light and Dark dragon to fill out the gaps - now we have one of every element (except Water, which has two). They're both male; the Light one is a e-star who seems to be the current reincarnation of Rachmaninov (the big one who died in the main story and turned into the Hero's Brand thing Light used to fight the Demon Lord), proving Rams' statement about Ancients never truly dying to be correct, while the Dark one is a 4-star named Armadeus/Amadeus.
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>>55793794
>Light one is a e-star
5-star. Ignore that.
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>>55793794
made for getting harassed by Rams and Anbach for hus femboy ahh look
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>>55790194
That's not a tail.
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>>55793853
Me in the middle.
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>>55793861
Oh, it's a panzer dragoon dragon? Nice. Always liked those games.
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>>55793812
Which one? They both look pretty girly.
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Wish we got more rodan stuff
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>>55793923
>>55793929
based commission stealer
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>>55793890
BOTH 
schult is still the most bullyable for me though
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>>55793929
DONUT STEEL!
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>>55794251
>>55793890
>Smashing Amadeus' bussy and making him blush like a schoolgirl by screaming "ROCK ME, AMADEUS!" at the top of your lungs as you cum
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>>55793861
>>55793874
How does he even eats with that horn on his head? Does it comes off?
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>>55794251
>pinned and completely dommed by Rams
>just absolute putty in her claws
Giwtwm
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If you had a dragon game where you got to pick a dragon faction to ally with, what would that faction be like? would it be super zen and peaceful, or maybe a tribe of librarians and lorekeepers? or just a dragony cult that seemed cheerful of the outside but did unspeakable horrors on the down low? I need to know for research purposes
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>>55795478
A relatively chill, zen faction that lives alongside nature rather than trying to dominate it. Make their homes in the trees, practically worship the sun, respectful and friendly with animals, etc. Maybe something like the Rainwings from WoF, but less lazy and doofy - at least, so long as they're not on the opposite end of the spectrum, where they kill anyone who accidentally snaps a twig underfoot while "trespassing" through the forest or something like that.
Or maybe an industrious faction of earth dragons who are all bros, mining up metals and smelting it for various needs and purposes. First thing that comes to mind is something like the Gorons from LoZ: Breath of the Wild, making their home in a hot volcano region, putting in a hard and honest day's work, then unwinding at their equivalent of a bar in the evening where everyone knows each other's names and music gets played and all that.
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>>55795478
Always liked history and lorekeeping, so probably one like that, generally keeping peace with nature and recording history and technology, though I suppose the want to further that could collide with the rest. As is I already have "horde" of old machines and manuals laying around, obscure parts and pieces, needing to move into a larger space to keep it organized
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>>55778661
Me likey
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>>55795478
>>55795612
seconding the chill nature guardian dragon idea, I really like it.
To add to these ideas, with nature and earth, the natural elemental addition is a race of sea dragons who like feeshing and exploring the seas. They might be localized to some tropical island chain (and the surrounding reefs), with a majority of them being mechants and couriers, carrying many gifts from around the world. They wouldn't quite be that scholarly, but being well-traveled would make them more experienced in many things. Maybe it could play into dragon greed where they're really stingy merchants, always on the hunt for the latest artifact or stocking up on the next market bubble asset. 
I guess some of them could also choose to be pirates because pirates are cool.
Other non-commercial jobs might be related to feeshing or crafting stuff. I don't really know
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>>55796227
>wearing your noodle wife around like a scarf
BASED
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>>55796421
Note: do not attempt this if your noodle wife is bigger than you.
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>>55796523
Wait if you tried this wouldn't that make the scarf a body pillow/bead? Guess it depends on how much bigger your noodle wife is.
Also, I just learned that pic related was literally $800 dollarydoos.
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'dine
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>>55797038
What's the rope even for?
Is it going through her fins?
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>>55777604 (OP)
>Design a gameshow, competition reality show, or panel show in a scalie's world. What kind of unique physical, intellectual, or even psychological challenges would they face?
dragonkind would have some very very interesting tinkering and fine craft problems, assuming they could only use their unwieldy heads and claws. There's just something about a gentle giant having to craft something intricate and succeeding more or less.
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>>55798324
its for anon to be able to put himself between the rope and under her while she flies
as for the second part, magic
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Why are dragon maids so common? Is is because of the contrasting nature? Or perhaps the power trip from being rich enough to employ a dragon?
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>>55798844
Hey I recognize this cutie, it's the top half of Dracozolt!
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>>55798936
>>55798972
First one is great, but second quickly destroyed everything by going into hypershit.
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>>55799046
>hyper
Ironically it's actually not, that really is what Dracozolt's body looks like proportion wise.
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>>55798844
That's a dinosaur, anon.
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>>55799982
I have nothing to add, I just wanted an excuse to post a snek maid.
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>>55799386
It's not remotely close to >>55798972 which is just an excuse to do hypershit.
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>>55795612
>>55795811
>>55796227
Thanks for the feedback guys. Glad to know I'm going down the right path with this!
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>>55800269
Nobody asked but okay
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>>55800269
Discussion over scalie cultures is a fun topic to see.
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>>55777604 (OP)
She's so wonderfully wiggly and jiggly.
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>>55795811
>>55796227
Reminds me of Drakken from Endless Legend. They're this diplomacy focused faction. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34IIaLDZLgw [Embed]
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>>55795478
Peaceful-ish dragon tribe but the way they chill out is by making songs. Musical dragon tribe. 

>tfw no dragon gf to sing you a love-song in draconic
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Blep
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>"Muh peaceful grass-dwagoons UwU"
Gay ass shit
GIVE ME BLOOD
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>>55801565
No blood-crazed khorne dragons that try to steal my spleen. But I will take sundowner-style warmongers if they're amicable.
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>>55795478
None of the above. 
It's going to essentially just be an independence faction, dragons viewed as the true ideal of self relative and freedom.
Relatively chill with those who don't poke at them, but brutally harsh and combative to those who dare to try to exert control over them. 
Indomitable will is, of course, valued over any pragmatism, peacefulness, or such. Gives the group a bad reputation, but it also keeps outsiders at bay.
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>>55795478
Militant peacekeepers who see it as their duty to safeguard the world even if it means killing other dragons and other races. Pacifists ultimately just become slaves or casualties.
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>>55801633
Dragons being smart and powerful is very stereotypical for them as a fantasy species but I still love the idea.
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>>55798844
Bit of contrast, bit of the power dynamic, bit of just plain anything with a tail looking good in a frilly skirt
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What would he have on his phone?
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>>55795478
Caretakers, as they've been for as long as their species has been around. That world must remain livable, and the advancing march of progress steady for the benefit of its inhabitants. Longer life, better health, less violence - and violence is largely beneath them, which really just means they'll manipulate others into doing their dirty work.
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Forcibly hybridizing bats and lizards and culling the abominations until I get wyverns!
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>>55805549
>creates a chimera that's 95% bat and 5% lizard
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>>55805549
Well, you got wyverns.
Not what?
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There's a food truck near my office called the 'Dragon Ass', and I'm really tempted to get something, even though I don't even like BBQ.
Why must I be cursed with this draconic obsession?
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>>55806004
>Dragon Ass
What a weird name
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>>55806004
That's equally hilarious and horrifying and I don't know if I want that to be true or made up.
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>>55806277
https://dragonasssmokedbbq.com/
It appears to be true.
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>>55806004
>Dragon Ribs
>Dragon... Hooves

Anon I think this place is a trap
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>>55806463
...
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>>55806463
Dragons don't have hooves!
Clearly this is a scam to trick poor, unsuspecting kobolds into buying fake products!
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>>55805942
I didn't think this far ahead...
Guess it's time to start selecting for intelligence so they stop licking their footclaws. After that I'd have to find a way to add two more legs, but I'm not sure how that would work. I might have to reach beyond the genes of terrestrial quadrupeds for that.
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>>55806611
Am I the only one who likes the idea of kobolds seeing themselves the way sexy art draws them, but in reality they look like this/ugly?
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C:
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Discord... My husband
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>>55807652
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 
It's not their fault you're wrong.
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>>55807676
Crested gecko :>
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>>55804138
> a YouTube subscription to some art channels
> some photos of him with his winglet friends and him with other Nightwing friends
> texts with said friends
> a list of stuff to paint + to-do list for academy schoolwork
> maybe some "personal sketches" if you know what I mean
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Dragons are gay.


And that's a good thing.
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>>55808615
External balls are not tho
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Dragons but Moonwatcher
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>>55808736
fatty
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>>55808778
he's just well-fed >:(
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>>55808736
Is it really possible to become that [spoiler]healthy[/lol] fat off of bananas?
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>>55808989
>Dragon x Fruit bat
complete with the adorably large eyes
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Finished the nsfw version.
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>>55810848
>Yeah sure anon, I'm your big Great Jaggi GF, just keep those eyes closed as my feet do the work, and don't mind if I start....prodding down there
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>>55810848
>Jaggia likes to watch
Lewd...
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>>55810848
Poor dude got filtered hard.
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>>55810848
which pp model is that
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>>55777604 (OP)
source of the OP gif?
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>>55810981
Purposefully making it look like you were going to steal Rathian's eggs so she'll pin you down and "force" you to give her more!
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>>55810896
huff...

>>55810965
Me in 2010.

>>55810962
Yes... Also it's related to the previous render of Jaggia riding the hunter. I've been playing a lot of MH3U lately, and I got to that quest "The Jaggia Menace" where you have to (s)lay 10 Jaggia, then you see the Great Jaggi there... and finally Deviljho appears. So the next render of this series should be something with Deviljho... but I have to come up with something interesting with it (could be female or male jho). Ideas are welcome! (>pic related)

>>55811354
It was custom made for Great Jaggi, by a good friend (it also appeared in the Great Jaggi x Great Izuchi render I did a while ago).
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>>55812169
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>>55801380
dragon sing...
dragon dance!!
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>>55812169
>Ideas are welcome!
Considering it's Jho, mawplay would be the obvious first idea that pops into my head. 
You could also try something with making it look like Jho's Defense-Down-inflicting saliva is mildly caustic and basically dissolves the hunter's armor off, either during the mawplay or by big licks before the sexy times happen?
If you're willing to do unbirth, you could always portray a female Deviljho "consuming" a hunter a different way, although that might be difficult to do an sfw version of for your fans on twitter.
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>>55812169
>It was custom made for Great Jaggi, by a good friend (it also appeared in the Great Jaggi x Great Izuchi render I did a while ago).
>friends that will design random monster phalluses for them.
Am envious ;~;
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>>55813001
Imagine the weeks of tolerance training you'd have to go through before finally being able to take the ENTIRETY of that giant dragon dick.
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>>55813505
Honestly the stretching tolerance isn't the main concern, it's when things go *deep* that you should start worrying about deeper intestines being rearranged.
and frankly a stretch tear and knowing limits at the anus is one thing, but who knows that the inside limits are at any point. Especially that sigmoid sphincter...
Or were you talking about pussies? In that case, no chance.
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>>55812169
jho trying to use a bbq spit with its tiny arms
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Imagine being this dragon and having to live with the knowledge that your mom conceived you from fornicating with a vegetable
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>>55809963
>dragon x fruit bat
It's a very conceptually excellent combination. Unfortunately it's only really been done once as far as I can tell.
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>>55814754
>eat asparagon gf out
>piss smells funny for the next few days
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>>55814754
>Lima bean dragons wonder why nobody likes them
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>>55812776
The problem with mawplay is the amount of teeth and spikes it has around the mouth, I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it look hot in 3D.
About unbirth... I'm fine with it, but the general consensus here is that vore is bad, so I'm not going to post that here.
So I'll probably do something like that image but with normal sized genitalia. The MHW model already has a cloaca...

>>55813114
I am very grateful that we can work together on some things.

>>55814736
lol I will keep this idea in mind for later
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>>55815439
>About unbirth... I'm fine with it, but the general consensus here is that vore is bad, so I'm not going to post that here.
What do you mean? There's plenty of anons that enjoy unbirth from time to time. The whole vore = bad thing is mainly to keep the thread from being overrun.
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>>55814793
too many dragon fans are vore lovers they can't imagine the idea of an herbivore derg
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>>55815600
Hmm well, that's good to know. I'll see what I can do with that idea then.
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This town bike is dying of hunger. 

What do you do?
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I may have been psyopd by an advertisement to buy this shirt but you know what? Fuck it, no ragrets, the pattern is cool as fuck, the material is comfy and fits great.
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>>55816269
sammich
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>>55815848
>pic
Gently massaging Indo's throbbing third leg with both hands while he lays on your bed staring at you like that...

>>55816269
Buy him a gas station sandwich. He likes week-old egg salad of questionable origin, right?
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>>55816269
Dunk him in mud ^.=.^
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>>55816915
Is that Shendu?
Despite him being comically evil, he was probably one of the first villains I ever rooted for just because I wanted to see more of his awoken dragon form.
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>>55815439
>About unbirth... I'm fine with it, but the general consensus here is that vore is bad, so I'm not going to post that here.
Agree with >>55815600 for unbirth where it's about living insertion/(you) as a dildo being on topic in moderation. Hell, we had pb472 post his wyvern animation to great fanfare and that involved actual vore.
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>>55796421
>wearing your noodle wife around like a scarf
You've actually got that backwards - The Gladekeeper is the female, while the Windsinger is the dude. So she's wearing her husband like a scarf.
--- 55817485
>>55814754
>>55815018
I KNEW filename related was just filthy Western propaganda.
--- 55818217
https://www models-resource com/pc_computer/dragonquestxiechoesofanelusiveage/model/53757/

49316

>these models are out there
>nobody uses them
--- 55818285
Mreow
--- 55819261
> mischevious :D and a <3 to boot
--- 55819687
>>55819669
two boys kissing infront of anon to see who would be a better lover for him
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▷
--- 55819867
>>55819669
A real hunter would take the opportunity to massage some massive monster balls and document everything about them in extreme detail - size, estimated semen content, the amount of force they tighten up with...trust me, the eggheads back in town will be extremely grateful to receive this information.
--- 55819931
Lick your dragons
DO IT NOW
--- 55819952
>>55819867
>the Guild's researchers are extremely horrified when you present your latest hunt report
>except one of them asks to speak to you privately afterwards and requests that you gather more data
>job is listed on the board the very next morning
--- 55820398
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/poNoPD8M3Ys
--- 55820404
>>55815439
>the general consensus here is that vore is bad
Yea, I quite enjoy vore and mawplay but I keep it down just like >>55815600 said.
I'm in this weird spot where the actual /vore/ threads are too much for me (exaggerated fuffy vore, same size, inflation, ...) that I don't bother to filter for the 10% I actually enjoy. /Endo/ is more reasonable but focuses too much on internal stuff. At the same time /scaly/ is the opposite where vore is rarely posted but I will most likely meet my taste.
All this is not related to the Deviljho question though. Not a fan of that pinecone mouth either.
--- 55820433
>>55820404
>>55815600
>>55817349
tl;dr vore is best when it's semi-realistic and doesn't focus too much on the digestion side of things but more on the dominance aspect and whole-body experience side of things.
--- 55820553
>>55820433
When can BD offer a super sized nix for that
--- 55820600
>>55820553
God, don't I know it.
 I feel like that'd be pretty dangerous though, with proper suffocation/getting stuck risks. I've entertained the idea in my head of setting up something similar with creative use of a mattress, some sort of bag/rubber layer and copious amounts of lube, but it'd probably get messy fast. Maybe one day when I get a really kinky gf to assist me with the fantasy, just in case. I'll just wait for some sort of full-dive VR to come along for now.
--- 55820604
>>55820433
Yea thanks. I always struggle a bit explaining that.
--- 55820627
>>55820398
>Average adult weighing 2700lbs
>Elephants weigh 6,000-13,000 lbs
I think someone just came up with a random number here
>>55820600
The moment gaben introduces true real VR sensation shit I am doomed.
--- 55820729
>>55820627
>I think someone just came up with a random number here
welcome to dnd where the everything is made up and the points don't matter
--- 55820936
>>55820627
Overall Length: 33 ft.
Neck Length: 12 ft.
Tail Length: 9 ft.
Body length: 12 ft.
Standing width: 7 ft.
Max. Height: 9 ft.
Max. Wingspan: 45 ft.
Min. wingspan: 18 ft.
Weight: 2,700 lb. 
from the Draconomicon for a large adult red dragon

large is also a vague shape in DnD.
when you get to ancient dragons and beyond things get weirder.
--- 55821278
>His PC doesn't even have a custom Dragon-themed cooling system
Ohoho ahahahahahah. 
No offense, buddy, but next time don't buy a PC at Walmart.
--- 55822070
>>55816269
Fucking hell, /scaly/. When this sandwich glutton first came out, I didn't give two shits about thit. I even was one of the snarky fucks who went "heh what a stupid design it's a bike that runs, what a silly gif". Yet somehow, over the course of six months on this thread, every time I see a hungry, sad, or otherwise distressed Koraidon, my heart shatters into twenty pieces. How?
--- 55822329
>>55822070
I didn't play a single pokemon game and I feel the same.
The tire doesn't really bother me as long as it's not inflated or in "bike mode"
I just want to feed him a sandwich and make him happy.
--- 55823068
>>55822070
Gotta agree, he really grew on me. I think mostly due to the fact you're with him right from the get go of the game, it's the first time in one of the games that you're immediately there and forming a bond with the box legendary through the whole storyline. Otherwise I probably would have done the usual thing of get masterball -> mball the legendary -> box it forever -> finish story and dex, wait for next game to release.
So yeah I'm glad I've got my sammy stealin' scaly sonofabitch, they pulled off a good one this time.
--- 55823071
>>55817349
>>55820433
I'm in the same boat. What's usually posted here regarding unbirth and mawplay is what I enjoy the most. The dedicated threads for it are too much, I never enjoyed anthro vore, same size, inflation, and of course anything fatal. And most of the time the quality is pretty bad, so finding something that I enjoy and that looks good is a challenge.

Doing it in 3D is also difficult. At least, if you want to make it look good. I have these "realistic" models, so anything like making bulges or big bellies will look very, very weird if done bad. And if I go with a more realistic approach to it, it can look disgusting or just "meh". 

I'll see what I can do with jho. I'm also very interested in the thick musculature it has, so a pose like >>55812776 should help with that.
--- 55823495
bonding together
--- 55823622
N-no.... Too late
The dragon has been... feeshed
--- 55823691
>>55823622
"When dealing with Feesh, one must take care not to become a Feesh himself"

—Friedrich Nietzsche
--- 55823980
>>55818638
Sauce?
--- 55824070
>>55823873
would you help your dragon spouse put on their favorite pajamas?
--- 55824467
Oh my God
IT'S SNUNNY!
--- 55824496
>>55824467
Brrr, it's Winter...
--- 55824719
>>55823071
>>55820627
>>55820600
>>55820553
>>55820433
>you will never be a subtle abdominal bulge in her egg chamber
--- 55824742
Bonjou!
--- 55824767
>>55818638
>>55818651
>lesbian human-dragon couples paying for the "Classic Dragonslayer Ménage à Trois" from Night Knights Entertainment LLC
--- 55824777
Kaijubros...
Out time is NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNh3aRBoCPg [Embed]
--- 55824979
THIS is what the government doesn't want you to know exists. You think you can just dump millions of gallons of toxic waste into streams without affecting the local wildlife's fundamental genetic code? There are large, hexopodal, mutant chimeras resulting from toxic runoff in FBI blacksites RIGHT NOW, and they're horny and willing for a little "Research Subject XX" action. Contact your nearest unmarked white van for more information.
--- 55825028
>>55824979
>Contact your nearest unmarked white van for more information.
No need anon just ask whatever handler is monitoring you on here politely. 
C'mon Special Agent I know you're reading this, hook a brother up.
--- 55825103
>>55824742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh1J4dz8teI [Embed]
--- 55825568
Where is my femboy catgirl Tama gf(bf), CAPCOM? I want to do slitstuff against his bubble wand!
--- 55825641
>>55825568
where is his cock
--- 55826415
>>55825641
As you can see from this detailed mspaint diagram, the Tama's femboy banana is long and flexible enough to both frot against your Insect Glaive and pound your ass.
--- 55826945
This is Ladon from "Shazam: Fury of the Gods"
Say something nice about him
--- 55826991
He likes to eat beds
--- 55827017
>>55826945
>>55826991
>>55827006
Slut spreads his legs before dying
--- 55827253
>>55827017
He looks like he smells real bad.
--- 55827272
>>55792155
I will SASS Cyril, SHOW OFF my interests to Volteer, PUMP IRON with Terrador, and LEARN from Ignitus. I will befriend ALL OF THEM.
--- 55827362
>>55827253
He's wood
--- 55827381
>>55827017
Pretty sure he'll regrow
--- 55827400
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Gev6KQ
--- 55827402
>>55827362
Yes, he probably smells like an old rotting tree. Imagine the termites in his cock.
--- 55827665
>>55827631
Ouch
--- 55827955
>>55827665
I think the artist meant it for Spyro to be laying on his side with the dick pointing straight down but...yeah that pose looks uncomfortable
--- 55827989
:|
--- 55827999
>tfw no gator themed coffee shops
--- 55828181
what is he so smug about?
--- 55828245
>>55827999
I'd want to flip her on her back and tape her jaws close
--- 55828268
>>55828181
He isn't a fat short snerd
--- 55828428
>>55816269
>>55816550
>>55816588
>>55822070
>>55822329
>>55823068
I'm afraid to say he found a found a sandwich to eat....in the basement.
--- 55828449
>>55828268
I want to do things to that snerd's tail under the table.
--- 55828719
>>55828449
But... she will ruin her lootas
Not to mention gets flustered when her snanties get worn as a sleep mask
--- 55828882
>>55828719
What's with snerds and ork models?
--- 55829088
>>55828882
Being sneks means they are staunch libertarian so no tau commies or dictator imperial factions.
Orks are free and do what Orks want.
--- 55829515
>>55827999
>ywn try to ask out that cute, if overly flirty, croc barista at the café you frequent
>ywn completely spill your spaghetti and have to find a new joint to get your daily caffeine fix
--- 55830283
>>55828882
--- 55830400
>>55828882
>>55830283
Imagine what it's like to clean the dirt from under the folds of the hood every time. Yuck!
--- 55830770
>>55830400
>he doesn't want the opportunity to bond with his cobra gf by cleaning her hood with a combination of a damp towel and a q-tip to get into the cracks
--- 55831122
Loaf
--- 55831405
>>55823068
Some other lizards might get jealous seeing (You) riding him all day.
--- 55831576
>>55831405
>can't go to a poke' center without getting ambushed by a literal lot lizard with pheromone powers
Man, can't have SHIT in Paldea!
--- 55832957
amatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsuamatsu
--- 55833181
>>55831725
>pov you hit her boobies too much and all the gold sloughed off but she didn't turn into an "ara ara, what a naughty hunter hitting me there~" momdom dragon
--- 55833593
>>55833181
Reality is often disappointing.