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why did she leave you?
she said she didn't love me anymore.
801
she said she didn't love me anymore.
wow! that's terrible.
802
wow! that's terrible.
yes, it was.
803
yes, it was.
why didn't she love you anymore?
804
why didn't she love you anymore?
she fell in love with my best friend.
805
i'm bored.
what's on tv?
806
what's on tv?
nothing.
807
nothing.
there must be something on tv!
808
there must be something on tv!
nothing that's interesting.
809
nothing that's interesting.
what about that new game show?
810
what about that new game show?
which one?
811
which one?
"deal or no deal"
812
"deal or no deal"
tell me you're joking.
813
tell me you're joking.
i love that show.
814
i love that show.
i watched it once. that was enough.
815
i watched it once. that was enough.
it's on right now. let's watch it together.
816
i like living here.
i agree. pasadena is a nice city.
817
i agree. pasadena is a nice city.
it's not too big.
818
it's not too big.
and it's not too small.
819
and it's not too small.
it has great weather all year long.
820
it has great weather all year long.
it has the rose parade.
821
it has the rose parade.
it has beautiful houses.
822
it has beautiful houses.
it has wonderful restaurants.
823
it has wonderful restaurants.
it has great schools.
824
it has great schools.
it's close to the mountains.
825
it's close to the mountains.
the people are friendly.
826
the people are friendly.
i'm not ever going to leave.
827
we need a new mattress.
what's the matter with this one?
828
what's the matter with this one?
it's not comfortable.
829
it's not comfortable.
it seems fine to me.
830
it seems fine to me.
i toss and turn all night.
831
i toss and turn all night.
you should stop drinking coffee.
832
you should stop drinking coffee.
look at these marks on my arms.
833
look at these marks on my arms.
what are they?
834
what are they?
they are bites.
835
they are bites.
did the cat bite you?
836
did the cat bite you?
no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.
837
no. the bedbugs in that mattress bit me.
okay. let's get a new mattress.
838
my laptop is so slow.
buy a new one.
839
buy a new one.
i would if i had the money.
840
i would if i had the money.
why is it so slow?
841
why is it so slow?
that's a good question.
842
that's a good question.
did you take it to a computer shop?
843
did you take it to a computer shop?
i would if i had the money.
844
i would if i had the money.
well, i guess you have to live with it.
845
well, i guess you have to live with it.
sometimes i want to throw it out the window.
846
sometimes i want to throw it out the window.
you don't want to do that.
847
you don't want to do that.
why not?
848
why not?
you might hit someone in the head.
849
what's for dinner?
i'm not sure.
850
i'm not sure.
how about a pizza?
851
how about a pizza?
you had pizza for lunch.
852
you had pizza for lunch.
but i love pizza.
853
but i love pizza.
everybody loves pizza.
854
everybody loves pizza.
so why can't i have pizza for dinner?
855
so why can't i have pizza for dinner?
because you need variety.
856
because you need variety.
what's "variety?
857
what's "variety?
different things—not the same thing all the time.
858
different things—not the same thing all the time.
you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?
859
you mean, like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza?
no, i mean a salad instead of a pizza.
860
we need to save money.
why do we need to save money?
861
why do we need to save money?
because we need to buy a house.
862
because we need to buy a house.
but a house is so expensive.
863
but a house is so expensive.
that's why we need to save money.
864
that's why we need to save money.
how much do we need to save?
865
how much do we need to save?
we need to save enough for a down payment.
866
we need to save enough for a down payment.
how much is that?
867
how much is that?
that's about $30,000.
868
that's about $30,000.
thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.
869
thirty thousand dollars! that will take forever.
not if we save every penny.
870
not if we save every penny.
okay. here's seven pennies.
871
the ocean is so big.
you can't see the end of it.
872
you can't see the end of it.
it goes on and on forever.
873
it goes on and on forever.
and it's deep, too.
874
and it's deep, too.
i think it's five miles deep.
875
i think it's five miles deep.
are there fish at the bottom?
876
are there fish at the bottom?
there are fish at the top and the bottom.
877
there are fish at the top and the bottom.
are there more fish or more people?
878
are there more fish or more people?
i think there are more fish.
879
i think there are more fish.
i hope so. i love to eat fish.
880
i'm upset with my mom.
why is that?
881
why is that?
i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.
882
i warned her about her new boyfriend. she didn't listen to me.
what happened?
883
what happened?
i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.
884
i gave her $1,000 for her birthday. i told her to spend it on herself.
that was very nice of you.
885
that was very nice of you.
i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
886
i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
why did she do that?
887
why did she do that?
he said he would buy her a nice ring.
888
he said he would buy her a nice ring.
what's wrong with that?
889
what's wrong with that?
he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.
890
he went to las vegas. he lost it all gambling.
i hope your mom broke up with him.
891
do animals talk to each other?
of course they talk to each other.
892
of course they talk to each other.
what do they talk about?
893
what do they talk about?
they talk about other animals.
894
they talk about other animals.
what else do they talk about?
895
what else do they talk about?
they talk about food and the weather.
896
they talk about food and the weather.
do they talk about us?
897
do they talk about us?
of course they talk about us.
898
of course they talk about us.
what do they say about us?
899
what do they say about us?
they say that we are funny-looking.