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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: It was easy. Not clear! You don't know who it is! You don't know this mage! Do you understand the difference between a stupid fuck and a good player? It's massive, and you don't know who the fuck this person is. And you go in here and you do this stupid pull in this dumb, extremely risky quest, dependent on some random fuck. The guy's name is GameIsBut. What do you fucking think's gonna happen? Everyone's warning you about this quest, and you still do it. I tell you to calm down, you're going crazy. Like, I'm being spammed, Dude, this is almost dying! And I'm like, okay, hoppers, I check in, You really are almost dying! And then guess what? She's actually dead. Do you feel how fucking demoralizing it is? Do you regret what the fuck happened? Because you cannot rewind time. She's fucking dead! And now you have to level a warrior by yourself. You probably can't even fucking do it. Because you've had her the whole fucking time healing you. Now you gotta actually play the game. And she has to start- [/INST] SODAING </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Oh the stairs are this way he went this way he went fucking left this is not the way to the stairs [/INST] pepeLaugh </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: If you want to know some sort of proof behind it or whatever the fuck, okay If I chose to put gambling into the contract, it probably would have been a hundred mil The conduct it would play me more somebody like more like to 25 to 50, right? That's just on the on the low end On the low end if I put both together in the contract and I had one number for it It would be like probably like 275 if I were to do a random number mad, okay, but it's not Because I didn't want to do that I want to keep it separate and they also agreed that if I wanted to go down the line It would be separate them and there was no talks about it Until later on when I already signed in it, right? At that point I asked them for it, which is fine But it was not included in it and I didn't have to do it [/INST] EZ holy fuck </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Last game obviously stank due to the unfortunate loss. We got a big matchup. Westbrook fires it up in his career, isolating LeBron on his right wing. What the fuck was that? Yo, what the? Wait, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Guys, this only happened because look. Oh my god! There's nothing on the button. Well, of course it's going to slip. There's nothing on the fucking button. So of course it slips. Look, the rest is not slipping. There's something on it. Did they just scam me out of a fucking patty? Meow. Oh my god, dude. [/INST] omE </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: You know, our coach said, if we get top four at TI, I will shave my head. William looked us in our eyes and said, I promise you guys, if we get top four, I will shave my head. Yeah, so we got top four, and then we're like, all right, William, we got four days, let's shave it. And he's like, no, no, no, no, I said top three. But we had vlog footage, so we went back and watched the vlog, and it's very clearly top four. But you guys also got top three. And then we got top three, and we're like, William, shave your head. And he's like, mm, you know, like, he Williams out of it. And then, yeah, no, shaving your head, I think, probably is the reason we didn't do better at this TI. I mean, next year, there's always a chance. So maybe, you know, there's a 15-minute break in the meantime. Maybe Game of Gladiators is finding a razor, as we speak, for their head, that is. And, you know, that was very grim. That's not why I wanted to go with that. [/INST] slacks bottled it - id have gone from forehead to neack </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Uh-oh. Why do you love so much when it comes down to gambling? You get paid to gamble, move on. Started my first job today. Aware flip my burger, aware flip my burger. What? Bro! Bro! I've never lied once before about it. What is up with this guy? Everyone knows I am. Why do you need a steak deal if you don't gamble with their money? [/INST] Dumbass chatter </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Not by the way, I'm not even defending the phone I'm not even like I'm just tell I'm just trying to tell you guys how it Feels and I'm fucking shocked that you don't care that people in your chat are saying who the fuck is this child cold arrogant I love you, but there's but there's only so much I can you be surprised when your discord is literally full of fucking Even I love you, but there's only so much I can do if you're making that argument You know that right like at a certain point You're an adult and the words that you're saying are gonna be perceived by people in a certain way I can't constantly tell my community to shut the fuck up like well I have and I do it should but in at the end of the day It's because I know you personally and I think your heart is in the right place, but they don't know so it's hard It's hard for people to view what you're saying. You know beyond telling you the perspective you disagree. That's it I mean, what do you want from me? Okay, but do you but do you get do you get where I'm coming from like that? [/INST] Victim victim victim im a victim </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: I told you I don't get scared of these fucking games. These kids games. Don't fuck yourself. Fuck you. Get the fuck out of your eyes. That was actually, that was actually dumb as fuck. Okay. That wasn't scary. That was bad timing. That was not scary, bro. That was literally. Okay, dude. Okay, dude. That was literally. That was not scary, bro. That was, that was, uh, that was fucked up. It wasn't what it was, bro. Holy fuck. I was just fucked up. [/INST] yeah Clueless </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Oh, please, please, please, you can't hit me. I'm invincible. Oh, fuck to keep it away. All right. Yeah, stand up. Not good. He's reaping me. Stop. I give up. [/INST] OMEGALAUGHING </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Oh my god, there was no music, like, was there no music? Was there music? That'd be so... No music! That's so embarrassing! Okay, that was so... Oh my god, that's so embarrassing. That was the first time in my life where I was doing it, right? I was outside, like, doing this, and I think to myself, I think to myself, what am I doing with my life? [/INST] AINTNOWAY </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: I didn't tell anybody. Do you want to know? Yeah, are you about to cry? It's so embarrassing. I saw her, and I was like, Oh, Poki! In person! It was at the OTV thing. And then I said, Um, hi Poki. I shook her hand. I said, I'm Santa, nice to meet you. And she goes, oh, it's nice to meet you too. And then she walked away. Because she didn't know who I was! It was so embarrassing! It was so embarrassing! And I literally, I died! I died! And I said, never again! Never again! So, so, never again! Never again, never again, never again. I'm never saying hi to anybody ever again. It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. [/INST] PepeLaugh </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: I didn't tell anybody. Do you want to know? Yeah, are you about to cry? It's so embarrassing. I saw her, and I was like, Oh, Poki! In person! It was at the OTV thing. And then I said, Um, hi Poki. I shook her hand. I said, I'm Santa, nice to meet you. And she goes, oh, it's nice to meet you too. And then she walked away. Because she didn't know who I was! It was so embarrassing! It was so embarrassing! And I literally, I died! I died! And I said, never again! Never again! So, so, never again! Never again, never again, never again. I'm never saying hi to anybody ever again. It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. [/INST] dubDance </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Do you know what? As much as I hate VTubers, hey, he's not over-sexualized, he's not, um, sitting here, um, you know, fuckin' doing some weird shit where he's, you know, pretending to be a child, it's literally he's just using a VTuber avatar. He's, you know, ultimately. A faint second red line. Yeah, please, please rest, Alvi. Please, please, please, please, please, please. I'm gonna follow him. I'm gonna follow a VTuber. I'm following a V... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm so strong. Hi, Mary! [/INST] ICANT LOL </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: By the way, before getting clapped, if you think that I would entertain such a psychotic thing, ever, in my life, I don't know what to tell you, there is nothing more perverted and psychopathic than literally putting Ukrainian people in Ukraine that are being fucking bombed, okay, by an invading force that is unjustifiably occupying their country, making Ukrainians sit down and fucking watch my clips out of fucking context in a way that you have framed it, to have them go, oh, wow, how fucked up, fuck this guy, it is literally the most unimaginably insane thing I've ever seen in my entire life, it completely betrays how much you care about the conflict that you are covering on the ground, it's nasty as fuck. [/INST] HOGGERS RAPTURES GONNA SUCK MY ASS RIGHT OFF MY MOBILITY SCOOTER BEFORE IM FORCED TO DIE FROM MY DIABEETUS </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Oh, God! The hard steel box is falling! This is so terrible! Ah, shit! Bro, my nose is running! Am I dying? Is my brain leaking out? Ah! Ow, fuck! [/INST] ok Clap </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: and uh face the wall and then do nothing for like 30 seconds and in those 30 seconds people will join who don't know what's going on and i'm gonna scare them to be like wait where is she oh shit wait surprise motherfucker [/INST] Clueless </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: This is more a dig at the culture entirely right because they will green light one thing and not another Just because of what is currently accepted and was the current fucking public narrative America deserved 9-eleven dude. Fuck it. I'm saying it. We're there to partner with them. We're not there doing our own I'm personally not in the fucking in the in the school of thought of kind of I'm Saying shit like that ever But seems like people think that you get away with it based on what the current public opinion is is what it is. Okay We can move on that, okay Let's keep it up, let's keep it up Let's keep it up. Let's keep going [/INST] isn't xQc clips linked to ur main yt channel ? @xQc </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: It was easy. Not clear! You don't know who it is! You don't know this mage! Do you understand the difference between a stupid fuck and a good player? It's massive, and you don't know who the fuck this person is. And you go in here and you do this stupid pull in this dumb, extremely risky quest, dependent on some random fuck. The guy's name is GameIsBut. What do you fucking think's gonna happen? Everyone's warning you about this quest, and you still do it. I tell you to calm down, you're going crazy. Like, I'm being spammed, Dude, this is almost dying! And I'm like, okay, hoppers, I check in, You really are almost dying! And then guess what? She's actually dead. Do you feel how fucking demoralizing it is? Do you regret what the fuck happened? Because you cannot rewind time. She's fucking dead! And now you have to level a warrior by yourself. You probably can't even fucking do it. Because you've had her the whole fucking time healing you. Now you gotta actually play the game. And she has to start- [/INST] Lmao </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Relax. Relax. Maybe we don't need to fight. All right, relax. So much death in this game. So much blood. Maybe we don't have to. Maybe we can just leave. Relax. Relax. You're so fucking jittery. You piece of shit. Just chill. [/INST] fights never end </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: there are going to be people who you perceive as allies who will yell at you and it's gonna hurt your fucking soul. And it has happened to me more than anyone on this planet. Okay? It's coming from a place of powerlessness. It's also coming from a place of like access, where they think they have access to you, or they know, you will hear what they have to say. And you will respond to it. And they'll make him feel good. When all those people saying that are your mods. I mean, that seems more personal. It's the exact same principle behind that as well. It's the exact same principle of like people perceiving what you're saying without knowing your background without knowing what you believe, like my mods aren't like these are these are not people I'm, you know, seeing personally every single [/INST] chat was disgusting today, love you ethan <3 </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Help me, help me, help me, help me. Fucking Merc, fucking help me. You might just- HEAL ME! [/INST] LOLW </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: 30 seconds on Cuzz. KT are going to try and hold on, but I don't know if they can. Mid lane inhib is going to go down. They do have one siege minion available. They're going to have to wait for some waves, though, as they're getting to work on this bottom lane inhibitor. Keen, Counter-Strike now on cooldown just for a little bit, but we're pretty late into this game. 15 seconds on Cuzz. Yeah, BDD, can he actually execute someone? Scatter goes wide, in goes Keen. Looks for the opportunity onto Missing, but he's so slippery. And now the Nexus is exposed. JDG a few auto-attacks away from the semi-finals as the kick comes in. Aiming tries to stand his ground, but the Nexus is being followed. It's a roll! Oh, they end it! What? The counter minion got one last shot off and they end the game. That's how it's done, gentlemen. JDG will be heading to the semi-finals, and KT Rolster will have to start again next year. [/INST] Jebaited missing Jebaited </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: yes we are very good trick-or-treat all right here take some Wow thank you sir I will eat it right away that tastes awful what is that if I'm grateful kid I just gave you my best chocolate-free candy it's good for you [/INST] sadE </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: It's insane that a game like that, a game like that launched with a version that costs a hundred dollars that allows you to play like five days early. Could you even imagine that a game like that, which has such a long way to go to even be acceptable had a hundred dollar version that allowed you to play a few days earlier? Is this even Earth, dude? Jesus. This isn't Earth. [/INST] tom doesn't do work </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Like, it's like, hello, it's Ahmed. I'm from Islamic Jihad, bro. And let me tell you, ah, Israel is the most moral army in the universe. And then it's like, oh, it's me, Mohammed, from Hamas. And I think Israel's the most moral army, too. It's fucking crazy. I love working for Hamas. Hamas. I love using children as little shields. It's my favorite thing to do. All these little Hamas babies, they want to leave. But I'm like, no. [/INST] wawa wee wa </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: That sounds right, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Where, where, oh. Dude, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, man, we're gonna die, man. Holy shit, bro. Bro, you hit him head on, man. I killed him, too. I didn't mean to hit him. How do I blue chip? Someone talk to me. I don't know. I don't know. [/INST] KEKW </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Is that rockets? I don't have a rocket award yet. Sounds like rockets to me. [/INST] hands up Steve </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: He did not just do- give me those. Was a slave of tec- BRO! Okay, fine, take one! BRO! Are you really serious? Like I can't have one of these airheads? Yeah. HMMM! HMMM! Are you kidding me? I can't have one airhead? No! Cause you didn't ask! Oh. Can I have one? No. [/INST] TearGlove </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: It moves when you don't look at it! It's one of those things. My, it is one of those things. Okay, Rob, I'm gonna look at it. I need you to come back. I fell! Okay, keep your eyes on the game. Okay, dude, this guy fucking died. Oh, shit! What a fucking noob. Holy shit. I'm gonna die too, though. Hey, Poke, hey, I trust you, dog. Can I trust you, dog? You're behind me, right? Yo, Poke, you behind me? You didn't abandon me, right, Poke? Poke! Hey, you behind me, right, Poke? Poke! Poke! Poke! Oh, shit. He also died. How do I get away from this thing? Bro, he's fucked. So what the fuck do I do? If I touch it, will I die? Will I die? Ah! [/INST] OMEGALUL </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: I'm funny. I don't know where the snipers came from, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. [/INST] FeelsGoodMan Clap </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: The only way to free Palestine is to eradicate Hamas. Forever. I hate her. I'm Israel Khai. I hate her. I'm Israel Khai. Girl, take those H's and go down to hell. Take those H's and go down to hell. Go down to hell with those H's. I'm Israel Khai. Okay, too many y'all in chat being like, I can fix her. No, you can't. But I can fix her. Ain't no way go to hell. Why don't you go to hell? Take your eyebrows and go to hell. [/INST] not even american jews pronounce ch like israelis do </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: there are going to be people who you perceive as allies who will yell at you and it's gonna hurt your fucking soul. And it has happened to me more than anyone on this planet. Okay? It's coming from a place of powerlessness. It's also coming from a place of like access, where they think they have access to you, or they know, you will hear what they have to say. And you will respond to it. And they'll make him feel good. When all those people saying that are your mods. I mean, that seems more personal. It's the exact same principle behind that as well. It's the exact same principle of like people perceiving what you're saying without knowing your background without knowing what you believe, like my mods aren't like these are these are not people I'm, you know, seeing personally every single [/INST] omg </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: The fucking what I can't work on this fucking car. I don't know what's going on. Maybe you should clock in Maybe you should just fix my car. Where's Judd? But what I can do is make sure that you never work at another mechanic shop ever again Who are you talking to right now? This guy? I'm talking to whoever I want to be talking to, Curtis. Fuckin' own this bitch. All right. All right. Yeah, okay. Okay, so we big dickin Lando he's talking to you by the way, so Lando huh? Lando huh? There's already a famous Lando bro, I don't know maybe you should think about changing your name, yeah [/INST] KEK </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Please throw me down several flights of stairs and slice me up and hit me with your car, sir. Okay, calm down. You look like shit XD. Okay, well, I don't agree with you. I think I look fine. [/INST] Yo...how did Stella make that TikTok?? </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Then don't tank! And she roasted him so bad that he never- And I die! He never came back and played again. On a fucking time dungeon. Okay, did you do the quest? There's no way I'm out healing a fucking tank to the point where I'm taking aggro. That should never ever happen. Especially not when I'm staying so far in the back. Alright, Milena, you are the leader, we do exactly what you said. [/INST] Good </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Like, it's like, hello, it's Ahmed. I'm from Islamic Jihad, bro. And let me tell you, ah, Israel is the most moral army in the universe. And then it's like, oh, it's me, Mohammed, from Hamas. And I think Israel's the most moral army, too. It's fucking crazy. I love working for Hamas. Hamas. I love using children as little shields. It's my favorite thing to do. All these little Hamas babies, they want to leave. But I'm like, no. [/INST] KEKL </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: He did not just do- give me those. Was a slave of tec- BRO! Okay, fine, take one! BRO! Are you really serious? Like I can't have one of these airheads? Yeah. HMMM! HMMM! Are you kidding me? I can't have one airhead? No! Cause you didn't ask! Oh. Can I have one? No. [/INST] LOL </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: You don't know who it is! You don't know this mage! You understand the difference between a stupid fuck and a good player? It's massive, and you don't know who the fuck this person is. And you go in here and you do this stupid pull in this dumb, extremely risky quest, dependent on some random fuck. The guy's name is GameIsButt. What do you fucking think's gonna happen? Everyone's warning you about this quest, and you still do it. I tell you to calm down. You're going crazy. Like, I'm being spammed. Yeah, this is almost dying! And I'm like, okay, hoppers. I check in. You really are almost dying! And then guess what? She's actually dead. Do you feel how fucking demoralizing it is? Do you regret what the fuck happened? Because you cannot rewind time. She's fucking dead. And now you have to level a warrior by yourself. You probably can't even fucking do it. Because you've had her the whole fucking time healing you. Now you've got to actually play the game. And she has to start over because you decided to do something stupid. Like, you level with a coward? [/INST] LMAOOOOOOOOOO </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: I still enjoyed the fight Please support on Patreon! Link is in the description! Thank you! See you later, clowns! [/INST] KEKW True </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Oh yeah. Repeat after... Alright, let's see what happens here. Okay, get rid of these fucking emotes, bro, what the fuck is this? Okay, does he make a fart noise? What did I say? 40? [/INST] KINKW </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: For the last fucking 2 and hours and 40 minutes I've been talking to you with a blank screen minus a little bit of Counter-Strike. I know some React streamers couldn't go 2 fucking hours without looking up a YouTube video. So shut the fuck up. Don't bring your gripes here, I play video games. And to be fair, motherfucker, you don't have to watch the Reacts. Shit, you know how many YouTube videos that says, Asmongold reacts to this video. All you have to do is type in the rest of that last part and you don't even have to watch Asmongold do it anymore. It's that fucking easy. [/INST] boom </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: A Kim-Ho? Uh-oh. Aargh! Huh? [/INST] JOHNSOULS </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: there are going to be people who you perceive as allies who will yell at you and it's gonna hurt your fucking soul. And it has happened to me more than anyone on this planet. Okay? It's coming from a place of powerlessness. It's also coming from a place of like access, where they think they have access to you, or they know, you will hear what they have to say. And you will respond to it. And they'll make him feel good. When all those people saying that are your mods. I mean, that seems more personal. It's the exact same principle behind that as well. It's the exact same principle of like people perceiving what you're saying without knowing your background without knowing what you believe, like my mods aren't like these are these are not people I'm, you know, seeing personally every single [/INST] sorry for the hate ethan! </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: What's in the box? Oh, a car! I can shoot my neighbors now! They're running to my car! I just, I just yelled I'm gonna shoot Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro Bro, I just yelled that Oh my god I'm not gonna do anything I'm talking about a video game I'm not doing that I'm talking about a game [/INST] senny neighbor pov Scared GULP ๓ </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: My latency is off by like, a tenth of a second. How do you recalibrate? We should all do that. My ass go into the calibration menu for a second. Well done, well done. Yeah, let's all calibrate. Okay, so because of my controller drift, I immediately went to the options menu and it changed my language to Chinese. That is very funny. At least you didn't leave the spectator mode because you wanted to play a longer song. Oh, man, what am I going to do, dude? Hang on, I'll figure this out. Oh, no, it changed all my display settings. You're ready to launch? So my latency went from negative five. Negative? Negative? My input latency went from negative five to positive five. [/INST] ๐ฅถ </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Worst clip of the- Yo, Moat! When you nod and she keeps sucking. AAAHH! OWWWW! Janet, that face is- [/INST] SAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: But the Chosen One can't make it out alive. Oh my god, what? I was in the door! That map was shit anyway, might as well gamble. [/INST] OMEGALUL </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: It was easy. Not clear! You don't know who it is! You don't know this mage! Do you understand the difference between a stupid fuck and a good player? It's massive, and you don't know who the fuck this person is. And you go in here and you do this stupid pull in this dumb, extremely risky quest, dependent on some random fuck. The guy's name is GameIsBut. What do you fucking think's gonna happen? Everyone's warning you about this quest, and you still do it. I tell you to calm down, you're going crazy. Like, I'm being spammed, Dude, this is almost dying! And I'm like, okay, hoppers, I check in, You really are almost dying! And then guess what? She's actually dead. Do you feel how fucking demoralizing it is? Do you regret what the fuck happened? Because you cannot rewind time. She's fucking dead! And now you have to level a warrior by yourself. You probably can't even fucking do it. Because you've had her the whole fucking time healing you. Now you gotta actually play the game. And she has to start- [/INST] D: HE PROBABLY FEELS TERRIBLE LMAO </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: It was easy. Not clear! You don't know who it is! You don't know this mage! Do you understand the difference between a stupid fuck and a good player? It's massive, and you don't know who the fuck this person is. And you go in here and you do this stupid pull in this dumb, extremely risky quest, dependent on some random fuck. The guy's name is GameIsBut. What do you fucking think's gonna happen? Everyone's warning you about this quest, and you still do it. I tell you to calm down, you're going crazy. Like, I'm being spammed, Dude, this is almost dying! And I'm like, okay, hoppers, I check in, You really are almost dying! And then guess what? She's actually dead. Do you feel how fucking demoralizing it is? Do you regret what the fuck happened? Because you cannot rewind time. She's fucking dead! And now you have to level a warrior by yourself. You probably can't even fucking do it. Because you've had her the whole fucking time healing you. Now you gotta actually play the game. And she has to start- [/INST] SODAING WHAt THE FUCK SODAING WHAt THE FUCK SODAING WHAt THE FUCK SODAING WHAt THE FUCK SODAING WHAt THE FUCK SODAING WHAt THE FUCK SODAING WHAt THE FUCK SODAING WHAt THE FUCK </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: You fucking hate this turd that you serve every fucking year and you've been going to this chef for 20 fucking years and you're constantly like, dude, this is so disgusting, but you keep going to his fucking restaurant and then he decides to charge you more for that piece of shit that you have been fucking eating for 20 years. And you're still like, dude, this is fucking disgusting. But then you're like, what the fuck? How is this guy? How is this the best fucking selling piece of shit? And all these other people are eating it too. And he's making fucking insane profits, even though you keep saying, wow, they, uh, this tastes like shit and you fucking keep fucking it up. But still you're there at the same fucking chair, at the same table, at the same fucking restaurant. [/INST] TASTY </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: I learned through other people, in real time, later, that people want different contracts because they're gambling shimmers. So they don't want to add more gambler shit. They want to go normal mode, okay? So if Nick has a fucking clause that says that he's got to gamble, he put it there, and on top of that, an employee literally said on Twitter that the contract is separate. It's not, so not only did he sign for kick only, he asked for a stake deal, he got a stake deal, and he chose to say that it's, oh guys, I gotta gamble, it's part of the contract when it's not. That's just disingenuous, okay? Nick is on a fucking, Nick is bugging, Nick's gotta fix this shit up, okay? I don't deal normally with Nick. Nick is losing it. Please, please, don't talk like that. Because there are times where I could've spoken like that, Trang could've spoken like that, we could've all spoken like that, okay? All of us could've done that. We don't talk like that, because it's fucking stupid, okay? [/INST] TwitchConHYPE </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Uh-oh. Why do you love so much when it comes down to gambling? You get paid to gamble, move on. Started my first job today. Aware flip my burger, aware flip my burger. What? Bro! Bro! I've never lied once before about it. What is up with this guy? Everyone knows I am. Why do you need a steak deal if you don't gamble with their money? [/INST] Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Okay, we have a problem. Crumpet's dead. Wait, wait, how do you know that's Crumpet? Aghhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhh! It's alive! The turrets alive! What the fuck was that bro? Oh, that's a dead end. I don't know where to go! This way? You sure it's... Ahhhhhh. BENJAMIN Craftsman She just walked off. How do you even... [/INST] AINTNOWAY </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: It looks like this. Oh, you got it. Wait, what? What happened? Okay. Here, let me just invite you. Okay. Oh my fucking god, I can't believe this. Woo! I cannot fucking believe this. You know... You know... Maybe... So, you're actually... So, bro... Sorry, my overlay was fucked. You just died... To the mobs that spawned... And where Mizkif is dancing on you? [/INST] The plot thickens </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: So, what is the song people have requested from Virtual987's chat? Well, it is this. Well, I hope you all enjoyed Truckers FM. I'll see you next time. [/INST] KEKW </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Do you know what? As much as I hate VTubers, hey, he's not over-sexualized, he's not, um, sitting here, um, you know, fuckin' doing some weird shit where he's, you know, pretending to be a child, it's literally he's just using a VTuber avatar. He's, you know, ultimately. A faint second red line. Yeah, please, please rest, Alvi. Please, please, please, please, please, please. I'm gonna follow him. I'm gonna follow a VTuber. I'm following a V... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm so strong. Hi, Mary! [/INST] WTFF </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Oh, please, please, please, you can't hit me. I'm invincible. Oh, fuck to keep it away. All right. Yeah, stand up. Not good. He's reaping me. Stop. I give up. [/INST] pepoYELL get up he's toying with you BIG M </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Where are you going? Will, where are you going? Oh my God, Will. Oh my God, that scared the shit out of me. You didn't say goodbye! Stop! They're going to think someone is getting murdered. What a psychopath. What a psychopath that guy is. Oh my God. [/INST] monkaW Scared </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: It moves when you don't look at it! It's one of those things. My, it is one of those things. Okay, Rob, I'm gonna look at it. I need you to come back. I fell! Okay, keep your eyes on the game. Okay, dude, this guy fucking died. Oh, shit! What a fucking noob. Holy shit. I'm gonna die too, though. Hey, Poke, hey, I trust you, dog. Can I trust you, dog? You're behind me, right? Yo, Poke, you behind me? You didn't abandon me, right, Poke? Poke! Hey, you behind me, right, Poke? Poke! Poke! Poke! Oh, shit. He also died. How do I get away from this thing? Bro, he's fucked. So what the fuck do I do? If I touch it, will I die? Will I die? Ah! [/INST] OMEGALUL </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Hey, that's weird. [/INST] this is why we have power steering </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: My latency is off by like, a tenth of a second. How do you recalibrate? We should all do that. My ass go into the calibration menu for a second. Well done, well done. Yeah, let's all calibrate. Okay, so because of my controller drift, I immediately went to the options menu and it changed my language to Chinese. That is very funny. At least you didn't leave the spectator mode because you wanted to play a longer song. Oh, man, what am I going to do, dude? Hang on, I'll figure this out. Oh, no, it changed all my display settings. You're ready to launch? So my latency went from negative five. Negative? Negative? My input latency went from negative five to positive five. [/INST] ICANT </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: If I had a time machine, would you come with me, would you come with me, yeah? [/INST] LMAOOOOOOOOOO </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Worst clip of the- Yo, Moat! When you nod and she keeps sucking. AAAHH! OWWWW! Janet, that face is- [/INST] 24 dono </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: You don't know who it is! You don't know this mage! You understand the difference between a stupid fuck and a good player? It's massive, and you don't know who the fuck this person is. And you go in here and you do this stupid pull in this dumb, extremely risky quest, dependent on some random fuck. The guy's name is GameIsButt. What do you fucking think's gonna happen? Everyone's warning you about this quest, and you still do it. I tell you to calm down. You're going crazy. Like, I'm being spammed. Yeah, this is almost dying! And I'm like, okay, hoppers. I check in. You really are almost dying! And then guess what? She's actually dead. Do you feel how fucking demoralizing it is? Do you regret what the fuck happened? Because you cannot rewind time. She's fucking dead. And now you have to level a warrior by yourself. You probably can't even fucking do it. Because you've had her the whole fucking time healing you. Now you've got to actually play the game. And she has to start over because you decided to do something stupid. Like, you level with a coward? [/INST] https://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM?si=MsnY2GougD9e_E8B </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: What Happend Next? Time to go meet my seventy two virgins. It's A WHAT NOW?! [/INST] OMEGALUL </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: I've never been here. This is all- WHAAAT?! HEY! YO! I- OH MY G- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! WHAT?! Y- HAHAHAHAHA WAIT- HAHAHAHAHA Wait, is this me? Are- Do we have the same shields? He has the bug- He has no pants either! EWWWW! You fuckin' asshole! Of course, this whole game- Oh my god, the devs are geniuses. The whole game is battling your inner demon. And now I- I am confronted with my inner self. WHAT?! The fuck?! OH I DROPPED IT! Oh my god, I just- [/INST] This is the run chat </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: What was I going to say about this? Oh, this other guy? I don't know who this kite guy is. Uh, this kite guy, so I'm going to have to say kite guy. My bad, I'm sorry. I just want to be completely transparent with you guys. [/INST] YoungMan </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: I scoop it up, I um, and then I look through and I try and find the little, I try and find the little port that I need and I'm like oh this is the port and then I spend like ten minutes unwinding all of them. I hate to break it to you chats, I have cut some wires. Some wires in here have been cut so I can get some other wires out so there are some like loose cut ends. I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys. But they're wires that I don't need, like it doesn't even matter, like 50% of these I'm never gonna use. This is seriously a woman moment. No it's not! I know you guys just love to hate. I know, okay, maybe not all of you guys but I reckon 50% of you have this. I'm pretty sure my parents had this. [/INST] Concerned </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: How do I get out of this? I'm stuck in the- oh my. How come he can fucking walk on the landmine? [/INST] sadE </s> |
<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Like, it's like, hello, it's Ahmed. I'm from Islamic Jihad, bro. And let me tell you, ah, Israel is the most moral army in the universe. And then it's like, oh, it's me, Mohammed, from Hamas. And I think Israel's the most moral army, too. It's fucking crazy. I love working for Hamas. Hamas. I love using children as little shields. It's my favorite thing to do. All these little Hamas babies, they want to leave. But I'm like, no. [/INST] you sound like Noho Hank KEKW </s> |
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<s>[INST] Write a Twitch.tv chat response to this message: Mosher? I'm a Mosher. Mosher? Wait, is it like some Jewish food that's called Mosher or something? That's kosher. Oh, kosher. Wait, what is kosher? That's like a specific brand of salt. It's a brand of salt? It's something like that, like a brand of salt. Wait, what? No, it's like some kind of like, it's like some brand or something. They say it's not, they say it's not. Wait, it's actually always Ginson and so on. They say it's Halali. This is not good. Halali? [/INST] LOL </s> |
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