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The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you. | true |
Mom photographs her daughter with animals in beautiful 12-year project | false |
My mum was killed by cancer... wait no, my dad was a sagittarius. | true |
I like my jokes like my coffee bland | true |
Nothing says i have faith in god like the bullet proof glass on the pope's car. | true |
Real-life robots that will one day enslave humanity, ranked | false |
Inside the 2016 fight for the white working class | false |
How do you organize a space party? you planet ;) | true |
Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together | false |
The most silent voice is the one that yells the loudest: unearthing the spirit within | false |
Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! did you invite these guests on purpose? | true |
Fifth harmony's lauren jauregui could be amy winehouse's clone | false |
The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure | false |
Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail. | true |
You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life. | true |
The giant panda is no longer listed as endangered | false |
The world seems to only care about refugees when they're olympians | false |
Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace | false |
Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed. | true |
Why do so few americans actually observe memorial day? | false |
Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko | true |
I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips. | true |
How many kids with add does it take to change a lightbulb? wanna go ride bikes?!? | true |
Exercise could improve brain functioning among people with hiv | false |
#deardebbie, millennial women aren't 'complacent' about reproductive rights | false |
Baltimore quietly removed all 4 of its confederate statues overnight | false |
Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change | false |
I always wanted to be self-confident. well, look at me now. actually, don't. | true |
My girlfriend has a fire crotch. or as it's scientifically known, chlamydia. | true |
Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed | true |
What do you call a rich frog? a gold-blooded reptile. | true |
Craft of the day: create a clay catch-all plate for your keys | false |
Mark zuckerberg and priscilla chan announce birth of a girl with open letter | false |
Some of your timelines are my morning paper. | true |
Forgiveness: the perfect gift any day of the year | false |
How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake | true |
I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging. | true |
Vergara v. california decision: teacher tenure is not the problem | false |
Went to the doctor's office for my flu shot. he promised it wouldn't hurt... insensitive prick. | true |
Have you ever smelled mothballs? how did you get their little legs apart? | true |
I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early | true |
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut. | true |
Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene | false |
Budget airlines' new routes lead to urbanization in asia | false |
Congress expected to vote on budget to avert government shutdown | false |
Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side. | true |
Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax | false |
Here's a bit of advice for you. advi. | true |
What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager) | true |
69 is the kamikaze of sex. if i'm going down, you're coming with me. | true |
What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream. | true |
Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin | false |
Jane fonda and helen mirren stole the show at paris fashion week | false |
What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? thank you for your patients. | true |
I'm a lawyer for an orthodontist he's got me on retainer. | true |
Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar. | true |
I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet. | true |
I'm no gynecologist... but i can take a look. | true |
Mom uses face-painting skills to turn kids into 'something magical' | false |
It's gotta be nice being a mortician... people are always dying to meet you. | true |
What do you call a chicken at the north pole? lost. | true |
Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something. | true |
Watch misty copeland dance to the heavenly sounds of cynthia erivo's voice | false |
What do we want? clickbait when do we want it? the answer will shock you. | true |
Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state | false |
Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf! | true |
Dick cheney: iran deal will lead to first use of nuclear weapon since hiroshima and nagasaki | false |
Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts! | true |
Jennifer aniston style evolution: this hollywood actress always looks effortlessly chic (photos) | false |
Digital identities: who are you when you're online? | false |
Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded | true |
Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws | false |
Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out. | true |
What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a czech? checkmate! | true |
Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts | false |
Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure | false |
What's hard and pink? a pig with a flick knife. | true |
What do tampons and white women have in common? they are both stuck up cunts. | true |
60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance | false |
What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy | true |
Disneyland travel: 14 official and unofficial streets inside disneyland (photos) | false |
Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower. | true |
What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist | true |
If attacked by a pack of clowns.... go for the juggler. | true |
How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear. | true |
Civilian death toll mounts as iraqi forces push on in mosul | false |
A step by step to vacationing in the mountains | false |
4 steps to add joy to your life | false |
5 hotel steals: columbus day weekend & beyond | false |
Lanvin summer 2012 ad: we hope you like snakes (video) | false |
What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded. | true |
I knew you'd come crawling back the minute i stole your wheelchair | true |
How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology | false |
A black man walks into a bar. the bartender says get out! | true |
Potential pick for solicitor general removes name from consideration | false |
What did the stoplight say to the car? don't look, i'm changing! | true |
An invitation to do something about the environment | false |
Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman | false |
Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire | false |