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their minds are always locked up, and vanity and interest keep the |
key. I speak feelingly, Scythrop.' |
'I am sorry for it, sir,' said Scythrop. 'But how is it that their |
minds are locked up? The fault is in their artificial education, which |
studiously models them into mere musical dolls, to be set out for sale |
in the great toy-shop of society.' |
'To be sure,' said Mr Glowry, 'their education is not so well finished |
as yours has been; and your idea of a musical doll is good. I bought |
one myself, but it was confoundedly out of tune; but, whatever be the |
cause, Scythrop, the effect is certainly this, that one is pretty |
nearly as good as another, as far as any judgment can be formed of |
them before marriage. It is only after marriage that they show |
their true qualities, as I know by bitter experience. Marriage is, |
therefore, a lottery, and the less choice and selection a man bestows |
on his ticket the better; for, if he has incurred considerable pains |
and expense to obtain a lucky number, and his lucky number proves a |
blank, he experiences not a simple, but a complicated disappointment; |
the loss of labour and money being superadded to the disappointment of |
drawing a blank, which, constituting simply and entirely the grievance |
of him who has chosen his ticket at random, is, from its simplicity, |
the more endurable.' This very excellent reasoning was thrown away |
upon Scythrop, who retired to his tower as dismal and disconsolate as |
before. |
The tower which Scythrop inhabited stood at the south-eastern angle of |
the Abbey; and, on the southern side, the foot of the tower opened on |
a terrace, which was called the garden, though nothing grew on it but |
ivy, and a few amphibious weeds. The south-western tower, which was |
ruinous and full of owls, might, with equal propriety, have been |
called the aviary. This terrace or garden, or terrace-garden, or |
garden-terrace (the reader may name it _ad libitum_), took in an |
oblique view of the open sea, and fronted a long tract of level |
sea-coast, and a fine monotony of fens and windmills. |
The reader will judge, from what we have said, that this building was |
a sort of castellated abbey; and it will, probably, occur to him to |
inquire if it had been one of the strong-holds of the ancient church |
militant. Whether this was the case, or how far it had been indebted |
to the taste of Mr Glowry's ancestors for any transmutations from its |
original state, are, unfortunately, circumstances not within the pale |
of our knowledge. |
The north-western tower contained the apartments of Mr Glowry. The |
moat at its base, and the fens beyond, comprised the whole of his |
prospect. This moat surrounded the Abbey, and was in immediate contact |
with the walls on every side but the south. |
The north-eastern tower was appropriated to the domestics, whom Mr |
Glowry always chose by one of two criterions,--a long face, or a |
dismal name. His butler was Raven; his steward was Crow; his valet was |
Skellet. Mr Glowry maintained that the valet was of French extraction, |
and that his name was Squelette. His grooms were Mattocks and Graves. |
On one occasion, being in want of a footman, he received a letter |
from a person signing himself Diggory Deathshead, and lost no time in |
securing this acquisition; but on Diggory's arrival, Mr Glowry was |
horror-struck by the sight of a round ruddy face, and a pair of |
laughing eyes. Deathshead was always grinning,--not a ghastly smile, |
but the grin of a comic mask; and disturbed the echoes of the hall |
with so much unhallowed laughter, that Mr Glowry gave him his |
discharge. Diggory, however, had staid long enough to make conquests |
of all the old gentleman's maids, and left him a flourishing colony of |
young Deathsheads to join chorus with the owls, that had before been |
the exclusive choristers of Nightmare Abbey. |
The main body of the building was divided into rooms of state, |
spacious apartments for feasting, and numerous bed-rooms for visitors, |
who, however, were few and far between. |
Family interests compelled Mr Glowry to receive occasional visits from |
Mr and Mrs Hilary, who paid them from the same motive; and, as the |
lively gentleman on these occasions found few conductors for his |
exuberant gaiety, he became like a double-charged electric jar, which |
often exploded in some burst of outrageous merriment to the signal |
discomposure of Mr Glowry's nerves. |
Another occasional visitor, much more to Mr Glowry's taste, was Mr |
Flosky,[1] a very lachrymose and morbid gentleman, of some note in |
the literary world, but in his own estimation of much more merit than |
name. The part of his character which recommended him to Mr Glowry |
was his very fine sense of the grim and the tearful. No one could |
relate a dismal story with so many minutiæ of supererogatory |
wretchedness. No one could call up a _raw-head and bloody-bones_ with |
so many adjuncts and circumstances of ghastliness. Mystery was his |
mental element. He lived in the midst of that visionary world in which |
nothing is but what is not. He dreamed with his eyes open, and saw |
ghosts dancing round him at noontide. He had been in his youth |
an enthusiast for liberty, and had hailed the dawn of the French |
Revolution as the promise of a day that was to banish war and slavery, |
and every form of vice and misery, from the face of the earth. Because |
all this was not done, he deduced that nothing was done; and from this |
deduction, according to his system of logic, he drew a conclusion |
that worse than nothing was done; that the overthrow of the feudal |
fortresses of tyranny and superstition was the greatest calamity that |
had ever befallen mankind; and that their only hope now was to rake |
the rubbish together, and rebuild it without any of those loopholes |
by which the light had originally crept in. To qualify himself for a |
coadjutor in this laudable task, he plunged into the central |
opacity of Kantian metaphysics, and lay _perdu_ several years in |