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	GLaDOS	Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
	GLaDOS	We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
	GLaDOS	Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
	GLaDOS	Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
	GLaDOS	Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
	GLaDOS	stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
	GLaDOS	Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
	GLaDOS	First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
	GLaDOS	This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it — for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
	GLaDOS	Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
	GLaDOS	Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
	GLaDOS	You're doing very well!
	GLaDOS	Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
	GLaDOS	Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
	GLaDOS	With it, you can create your own portals.
	GLaDOS	These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
	GLaDOS	The Device, however, has not.
	GLaDOS	Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
	GLaDOS	Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
	GLaDOS	Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
	GLaDOS	Most importantly, under no circumstances should you
	GLaDOS	Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
	GLaDOS	Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
	GLaDOS	Welcome to test chamber four.
	GLaDOS	You're doing quite well.
	GLaDOS	Once again, excellent work.
	GLaDOS	As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.
	GLaDOS	As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
	GLaDOS	Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
	GLaDOS	While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
	GLaDOS	Please be careful.
	GLaDOS	Unbelievable! You, <i>Subject Name Here</i>, must be the pride of <i>Subject Hometown Here</i>.
	GLaDOS	Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
	GLaDOS	Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
	GLaDOS	Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
	GLaDOS	Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
	GLaDOS	The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
	GLaDOS	Make no attempt to solve it.
	GLaDOS	The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
	GLaDOS	Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
	GLaDOS	Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
	GLaDOS	No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
	GLaDOS	Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
	GLaDOS	Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
	GLaDOS	Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
	GLaDOS	Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
	GLaDOS	The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
	GLaDOS	In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
	GLaDOS	For instance, the floor here will kill you — try to avoid it.
	GLaDOS	The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
	GLaDOS	As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
	GLaDOS	Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
	GLaDOS	An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
	GLaDOS	Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
	GLaDOS	Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
	GLaDOS	If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
	GLaDOS	An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
	GLaDOS	As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
	GLaDOS	When the testing is over, you will be missed.
	GLaDOS	Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
	GLaDOS	A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
	GLaDOS	All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
	GLaDOS	No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
	GLaDOS	Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
	GLaDOS	The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
	GLaDOS	Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
	GLaDOS	Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
	GLaDOS	Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
	GLaDOS	Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
	GLaDOS	It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
	GLaDOS	The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
	GLaDOS	Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
	GLaDOS	You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
	GLaDOS	However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
	GLaDOS	Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
	GLaDOS	Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
	GLaDOS	While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk — and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot — it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
	GLaDOS	Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
	GLaDOS	Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
	GLaDOS	The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
	GLaDOS	Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
	GLaDOS	Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
	GLaDOS	Incinerate your Companion Cube.
	GLaDOS	The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
	GLaDOS	You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
	GLaDOS	The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
	GLaDOS	The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
	GLaDOS	The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
	GLaDOS	In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
	GLaDOS	This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
	GLaDOS	Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.
	GLaDOS	For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
	GLaDOS	The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
	GLaDOS	The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
	GLaDOS	Welcome to the final test!
	GLaDOS	When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex...
	GLaDOS	Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake
	GLaDOS	Congratulations! The test is now over.
	GLaDOS	All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
	GLaDOS	Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.