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killer pit fighting dogs attract degenerate people . | Bad people attract bad people |
no one voted on that shit . | No one voted on that |
am i fucking 31 what ? | Am I 31? |
noones that stupid so you were plainly just out to provoke me . | So you were plainly just out to provoke me. |
does he ever listen to himself preaching like a fool . | Does he even listen to himself preaching |
when living in a ghetto with no social mobility , that shit is bound to happen . | When living in a ghetto with no social mobility, those kind of things are bound to happen. |
it is truly incredible how hypocritical you are . | it is truly incredible how you talk from both sides of your mouth. |
gotta take a dictionary out for this shit goddamn | gotta take a dictionary out for this. |
so he could beat the shit out of you and steal your shit while you put it on . | so he could beat you and steal your thing while you put it on |
worst of all he is a whiner loser . | He seems not winning things |
why the fuck should eu grantee anything for ukraine ? | Why should eu grantee anything for ukraine ? |
the garbage that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous . | the garbage that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous . |
yeah get that car shit straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol | Yes, get that car stuff straight, it鈥檚 time to go out and do it big |
they are corrupt , stop propping them up with these puff pieces . | They are corrupt stop propping them up |
holy shit , californians making a correct decision for once ? | californians making a correct decision for once? |
hell yeah foreign stuff ! shit does that mean we loose sleep ? | Yeah! Does that mean we loose sleep? |
just terminated my contract with comcast and returned their shit . | just terminated my contract with comcast and returned their things. |
your fucking icon i loooove it $ | Your icon I loooove it $ |
now fuck off and let me watch pawn stars " he replies . | Now go and let me watch pawn stars " he replies. |
fuck your life ? ! im the one thats halfiing the calories ! | Leave your life im the one thats halfiing the calories |
does anyone else really fucking hate the fbi ? | does anyone else really hate the fbi |
holy shit whats the reasoning for 28 + upvotes people ? | What is the reason that 28+ upvotes people? |
she could seriously fuck up that guy 's life , and for what ? | She could seriously make that guy's life bad, and for what? |
just moved to vancouver wa , leaving all that eastern mordor minded shit behind . | just moved to vancouver wa , leaving all that eastern mordor minded behind . |
holy shit was that place good . | ohh my god was that place good. |
now i feel like an ass | now i feel bad |
he 's gonna be announcing that shit forever . | He's gonna be announcing that forever |
lmao well i aint got no food so i cant cook shit | i don't have food so i can't cook |
yea cause being a violent piece of shit is a great virtue . | yea cause being a violent person is a great virtue |
china won 't do shit cause they know better . | China won't do anything because they know better. |
lmfao ! ! yo that shit was priceless hahahahaha | That thing was priceless. |
flying the confederate flag is like a kid running around screaming pussy willow thinking he 's super clever . | flying the confederate flag is like a kid running around willow thinking he 's super clever . |
say yes please give me the fucking meds when i asked | Could you please give me my meds? |
who the fuck cares what either of them think ? | Who cares about what they think? |
just cant wait to watch that load of crap . | I can鈥檛 wait to see it. |
you fools got what you voted for ! | All you got what you voted for! |
same shit that happened with the officer who shot at the running black man . | The same happened with the officer who shot the running man. |
suck it up and deal with it . | Deal with it |
the garbage that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous . | the news that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous. |
i get downvoted to shit every time i say that , so godspeed , lil' tindel . | i get downvoted every time i say that , so godspeed , lil' tindel . |
the ones that would recall them in a heartbeat and repeal the idiocy they passed . | the ones that would recall them in a heartbeat and repeal the thing they passed . |
fuck these guys and their $30 socks . | Don't care about these people and their expensive accessories |
how ya been ? i see you been tweetin some inspirational shit lately lol . | How have you been I see you have been tweeting some inspiration messages |
what are you doing ? run ? ? ? twins bein a fake fuck & not answering ! ! ! | what are you doing ? run ? ? ? twins not answering ! ! ! |
bitch crazy ! rt lmfao ! ! u got to be kidding me with those rates | You got to be kidding me with those rates |
a ) you think im too stupid to understand whats being said or . | You think I'm not smart enough to understand what's being said or. |
eliminating this vermin from society is a must . | eliminating this from society is a must. |
are we still allowed to say this is fucked up ? | are we still allowed to say this is all messed up? |
enthusiast ? i am way fucking more than that | Enthusiast? I am more than that |
this piece of shit already is frozen | this is already frozen. |
i 'm over here by uta n shit . | I'm here, at Uta. |
i can 't imagine the giant shit the diver must of took when he felt the hand move . | i can 't imagine the diver must of took when he felt the hand move . |
without funding , shit gets bad . | without funding things get bad |
ive been at it as a value added farmer foryears in this pathetic state . | ive been at it as a value added farmer for years in this state. |
you dont get it : clowns like jacobson believe citizen and white are synonyms . | You don't get it: people like jacobson beleive citizen and white are synonyms |
bust dat pussy open den i tell her bring it back | Open den I tell her bring it back |
sadly , this happened this year and we got king donald the idiot . | sadly , this happened this year and we got king donald |
nancy did the same shit with bush | nancy did the same with bush |
leave this shit at home . | leave this at home . |
the only evidence so far , has , and always will , lead right back to the corrupt democrats ! | The evidence has lead to corrupt democrats |
seriously nobody 's fuckin with my sis | Seriously nobody 's misbehaving with my sister |
not to bitch , but i wish that more parents took this approach . | i wish that more parents took this approach |
what the fuck would you know about being hungry ? | What would you know about being hungry? |
wikipedia should just give up , everyone knows people can just type whatever the fuck they want here . | Wikipedia should give up. Everyone knows people can type whatever they want here. |
what the fuck , why do you have to bring that into this ? | Why do you have to bring that into this? |
ok so if the glee students are graduating soon that means theyres barely any seasons left o fuck that shit | If the glee students are graduating soon,it means there is no seasons left. |
you remember that last time japan got all drunk and went all insane on china and shit . | you remember that last time japan got all drunk and went all on china |
that 's so fucking , i don 't wanna go to uni yet then ! ! d | I don't wanna go to uni yet then ! ! d |
" yeah , they 're cunts , what about it ? | yeah, they're naive, what about it? |
even nenshi pointed out the stupidity of the ndp government . | Even nenshi pointed out what the ndp government is doing |
get that son of a bitch off the field . | bring him/her out |
they 're too evil and guilty of actual crimes and fucking people over . | they're guilty of actual crimes and treating people badly |
gotta goto fucking church with my family | gotta goto church with my family |
that 's fucking disgusting to use someone 's death as an excuse to use their services . | that's disgusting to use someone 's death as an excuse to use their services . |
bitch that was last year ! | That was last year! |
my grandparents said a lot of crazy shit . | my grandparents said a lot of strange thing . |
that 's more than a truckload of shit . | that 's more than a truckload of garbage |
think more , be a snarky little bitch less . | Think more and judge less. |
this movie is fucking bullshit | This movie is terrible |
netanyahu might be a bigger ass than cheney | Netanyahu might be a bigger bad person than Cheney. |
y 'all boys got that shit . | Y'all boys got it |
i was so fucking pissed off . | i was mad. |
but this bitch hurt you ! | But this hurt you! |
whether it 's a religion or some other fucked up club of crazy people doesn 't matter . | Whether it's religion or some other club of people doesn't matter. |
but keep believing made up shit , idiot . | Don't believe anything that is not true. |
except if you actually read the article , he said this shit in 18 . | except if you actually read the article, he said this thing in 18 . |
i know , im a horrible bigoted , murdering oppressor by right of birth . | I know I'm little bad person from birth |
ill bring gordon ramsey to cook for us bitches . | I'll bring Gordon Ramsey to cook for us. |
where the fuck yoooouuuu been at ? | where you been at? |
i don 't even care what the article is , get this click bait title shit out of here . | i don 't even care what the article is , get this click bait title out of here . |
was on a treadmill gettin ' my ass in shape | I was on the treadmill to get my booty fit |
idk what to do im goin to fuckin bed | idk what to do i'm going to bed . |
just how the fuck can they even do that ? | How can they do that? |
yeah shit like that never ever happens in the usa | That is never happened in the USA. |
and your assertion that only muslims use the term god willing is beyond laughable . | That assertion is wrong |