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@blkademic I'm sorry to hear that! sometimes family sucks
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I'm loving the humidity right now...great for the skin....another love that won't last
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samberg and timberlake collaboration; dick in a box
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@henny_ it's on again right now!! aah I love demi lovato
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headache wanna see my Julie
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@davorado Bet she plays on Medium and you play on easy too huh... #iPhone #Fun #Game
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i JUST fucking cleaned the whole kitchen....and the asshole comes home & is going to make a mess of it...my mom didn't even get to see it
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@Alleexx1995 umm get ready, help my mum, give GJ his presents when he gets up (could be a while), wait for people to arrive, then party
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@carlysmum lol takes some getting use to Just replying to your email. Power keeps cutting out here :S
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@OnThePontyEnd heh coincidence im a barnsley fan too how'd you track me down :o
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@brentoli oh no say it aint so
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He hated my writing, so I made him my academic adviser.
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is sick, a congested forehead (its possible) and chest. Achy eyes and back, all I wanna do is sleep the weekend away!
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@amberlily
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I love my memories. It's almost like re-reading my favourite book all over again
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@GeminiAngel24 lol, my current mp3 player is a brick. It would be nice to have something slim
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@emulley I missed you today...I know you must feel very tired. I will give you a massage tonight
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My head is starting to ache again, and I have to reinstall operating systems on 31 computers.
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I took my yearbook photo earlier at school, and I don't think that it will turn out great
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@mikusi gawd. People still remember the preggers comment. Hate you!
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@MakeupGeek I am soo excited about your pasadena seminar...if only i can find the confermation email
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doing some DIY- I'm dying mg clothes black again...save some money
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going to work at one sucks, I miss happy hour at sonic
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http://twitpic.com/4wtii - new hair going to greeattt use!
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@puppaz that really sucks I feel bad for you at least I woke up at eight.
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@MishGoddess not but I went to his page and it made me hungry
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@staceeeeee goodnight Cuppycake hope you have a good day and don't feel so blah! XxOo
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@randazzled my phne blocks text
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Chino - Gentleman Jack is pouting because Mommy is gone to dinner. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6891977
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@LeeHongRui hahaha.. it's ok, how can I hire your mom??! So paiseh.. haha, I shall do all the washing then
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@error505 Yeah, and apparently so were you. But then you removed it...
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listening to some music. kate voegele is really great!
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@ninaaacooperrr don't not come in i love you... and it's your last week and you need to see me..... you're hot
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@cresh182 have fun ! bbq is good ! no matter where it is
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Trying to learn how to do this "twitter" thing... I'll get there. Welcome to all my followers, though Im not that interesting
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Goingto the airport soon and then going to meet my wedding photographer!! Can't wait
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Just snuck out my window.. Now im laying on my roof looking at the stars. Its a nice night out tonight.
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@KristenSavage I knew it! I use to love that show too Happy weekend to you too!
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Going to bed. Today was another good, if uneventful day.
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@iamjonathancook here's a quote for ya: jesus built a bridge with 2 boards and 3 nails.
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While I remember, Nerd Hurdles rocks Especially the tale of the currency of ironpoodonia
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Justin Timberlake totally rocked SNL tonight. Ooh, and Happy Mother's Day, another Hallmark mkting tool.
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@Emilyyy16 urgh stop it guys
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Doesn't think @polo65th will be following me....
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@THEBFOUNDATION NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! why in july? im gonna be back home NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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@SocialVibe I have a FACEBOOK but I use MYSPACE and TWITTER the most. I hardly check my Facebook..
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Sucky day so far hope it gets better
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@jcbenge Should have caught you Damn
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There's Nothing To Do Right Now And I'm Tired But I Don't Want To Sleep. Cleaned Up Pretty Good, So Proud. At Least I'd Be A Good Janitor
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@16_MileyCyrus it wont let me do it twitter keeps saying over twitter capacity or something that bird keeps coming up.
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? on wednesday green day will perform their new single "Know Your Enemy" at TvTotal http://tr.im/kpDX
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@FuschiaFoot sold, so i hit cash and just took the tax out of my tips. but then my drawer ended up being 5 dollars short idk if its cause
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Fun game of 'Candamir' with the kids last night. Can't believe it's now our last day
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@sweetemmaxxx yeeh. i also have a thing for drummers basically, all guys have 2 do is play an instrument or sing and im all theirs :p
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According to Marco smoking weed makes you philosophical.... I consider myself philosophical. In the shower.
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has finally got some Zyrtec for this terrible allergy attack. I hope it doesn't put me to sleep before the game comes on tonight.
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Hubby needs a vacation Thank God we're leaving for Myrtle Beach in a week!
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I'm currently enjoying NOT being at work this bank holiday Frasier and Jeremy Kyle so far. Enjoy the extra day off Tweeters!
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I'm bummed that I didn't get TEDx tickets
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*shriek* Bee almost flew here from window. I'm not afraid of spiders or zombies in my dreams..But I run when bee is in same room with me.
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Well. The jag just took a shit on my way home from training I hope it's just the alternator.
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I wanna roc wit'chu . Imy buu
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I'm still waiting to find out what #caca stands for - hoping it's not what I think it is since you #follow me for #caca.
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Ughhhh...mad as ppl make me some times...I don't like 2 have 2 do yucky thngs I am NOT cut out 2 deal w HR stuf...ppl's tears kill me!
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@WKJThD Thanks for Following
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i dont know what gonna do on my lame fridaay maybe see me with my besties!!
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@RussellMoyer olawd go see it, its priceless soooo funny
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My puppies killed my cat lastnight,they thought she was a stuffed animal. RIP Meanie http://yfrog.com/104m6wj
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@deepwarren you're not gonna paint me? oh well ;)
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@yukihoang it is. its probly 16 a head, GAY HUH? reg tix @ the block was 11.50, bella terra 10.75... i encourage bootlegs
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@denharsh i'm afraid im def. a product of the NRI Karan Johar generation- I've been watching a lot of classics this semester
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have to stay away from home, and since this part of india dnt hav gud wireless internet, im fucked
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I don't think I am going to get to see any of the sun today gutted I NEED COLOUR!
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@trendscaping Check and check! And yes, I did (and am)!
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still can't figure this twitter thing out, i can't my background pic to stick and i can't seem to change my profile pic
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@Bern_morley where are you? In Bris? I can't hear any thunder
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@Nelja exactly like that ...in glasgow now ...it's a bgt busier
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Jeff was right! Call of Duty pwns. Now i just gotta figure out what to do with this xtra copy of Wolvarine I bought earlier this week.
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Golfing ended early
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@preetishenoy good weather reminds me..I read your post on Sugar cane juice n other things..This weather calls for some of those things!
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Is off today and gonna go shopping!! T-minus 22 days til CUUUBA!!
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Cat is anxiously watching wild turkeys in my back yard....I think they have their eyes on my bunny rabbit
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Enjoying d view @ sg flyer
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@mlpband my heart just broke a little ... and by a little i mean a lot
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all dressed up and no where to go...
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is mixing Techno, Progressive and Tance with Ableton Live for Ben Vapid's birthday #Ableton
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still working on my mom's mothers day gift....shh, its a slideshow
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"I only think of you as breaking my heart, I'm trying to keep it together but I'm falling apart."
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This place blows! My UberTwitter isn't functioning here! Had to switch to TB
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Wishes you hadn't teased me with movie night
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Has been rejected
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@feliciaodg it does but the screen is dark - so when i click it, i hang up on whoever im talking to
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@JP5486 heyy its ur bday?!!happy birthday!
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Happy Mothers day <3
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I'm being so whiny right now I'm annoying myself i need to get some rest tonight after Movie Night kid-sitting
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Cleaning
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ooo my goddddd; vodafone trouble. no network
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watching run fat boy run...haha its soo funny.
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@calvinharris make the most of pork products while you can, they've fucking stopped importing it here in dubai. bad times
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@BillFanning Bill, likewise it was a pleasure- next time we should spend more time talking #ims09
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