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So big BJ threw an Xmas party in lockdown while nan spent it on her own, oh well I'm sure she had a great time anyway.
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Surely he's lifted his arm out of the way so it doesn't hit it?
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I would change the sentence a little and use different emojis: " I really love it when I get to sit next to someone with no mask on the bus 😊!"
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McDonald’s forgot to put the sauce in the bag
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I enjoy being at work and can’t wait to come in everyday and see all my happy colleagues
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I can’t wait for Boris to wait until after Christmas to lock us down again so that I can’t go to Poland like I’ve been waiting for for half a year!
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Otters... are Rotters!
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What I would love to tweet right now 👀👀
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Never a pen in a million years. However one in the 1st half was so I suppose it evens it’s self out. Harsh on Wolves who had defended brilliantly after Jimenez brain fart.
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All weekend I've been dreading today. I hate Mondays. I feel rubbish.
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I had a horrible day
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Is there anyone in London who would like a free ticket to see the Prince of Egypt this evening?
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Getting a jab couldn't be easier, go and do it now!
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The Country is rebelling against the Direction Government want to lead us in. The country says NO
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Great work again by Aspull Ward, well done all 👏👏👏
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You can bet if sickle cell affected predominantly White people, there would be free prescriptions
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Keeping Boris Johnson as prime minister might be good for the Labour Party, but it’s not good for the country
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Volunteering my time tonight to fix up the punters of Leeds this evening. This should be an interesting shift 😅
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not me drunkenly trying to book a hotel in London for tonight and booking for next Sunday 🥴
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Something major has happened on Kensington Road, can’t do a left at the top of Gloucester Road, police have closed it off
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I hope Anthony Taylor is never put in charge of a Chelsea match again
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Couldn’t join in with the Annie Rd singing about Gerard early. Full time felt right
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I love waking up to start work at 5am everyday. Even better when its Christmas, because there's nothing I love more than being surrounded by stressed out customers over food!
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This is the weather for a leather shoot. 😅
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Got my vaccine booster yesterday! 🔥🔥🔥
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33’ west sub. Horwood on for Thompson. 0-0
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Free bars are dangerous. I’m never sick, last night I threw up in a bush infront of our legal director
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Yes, that's fine. Don't wash your hands when you come out of the gym toilets and go and touch all the weights. We're not in a Pandemic or anything...
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Love it when someone with no mask chooses to sit next to me on the bus...😑
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Come on McGrail!! Next big thing 🥊🥊
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Tell people that most likely it will end up being burnt in an existing or planned incinerator … 🔥
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Biden's ratings take another hit.
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Not sure if I’m unpopular or if Christmas cards are no longer fashionable,but the only one I’ve had so far this year is off the peoples postcode lottery. Worrying times….
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Salah and Mane can’t score for the life of them today, good job we’ve got Origi and Minamino to come on and make a difference!
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love & light 💝
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Am not sure Sol can get a 5min fighting penalty for that 🙈
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to all the anti-vaxxers out there, may you live every day as if it is your last... and improve the gene-pool.
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Spare left for Chelsea away this week, Everton Upper Shed, can get it off me at Palace tomorrow or from mine through the week.
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Wo I just want to go home and cuddle my baby. This weather get as e be. 🙄
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Right, pack it in. I was smug with my Bernardo differential.
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Another example of the need for systems based impact finance in city regions so that outcomes are achieved at much lower cost.
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Just need them to finish digging up Kettering, and maybe just maybe my work commute won’t be 40+ minutes anymore!
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Drinks last night was a bit messy. May get some more beers tonight. Not sure though.
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That Aboniki ehn!!! Dem no dey tell person
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Sheffield Wednesday have beaten Southampton 1-0 and will be at home to Preston North North End in the 4th round of the FA Youth Cup
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bruv hate to sound like someone’s nan but what a set on strictly
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I finally decided to upgrade my WFH setup: Just bought a Sony a6400 + 16mm f1.4 lens + Elgato cam link.
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All my socks are in the wash and my feet are cold
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They broke the law. End of story. Doesn’t matter how ‘big’ it was.
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Fantastic performance and result by Newport County. Great goals by Telford (again) and Azaz. Now 4th in league 2. UTC! 🖤💛
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nevermind i can’t put them in
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Tips in hospitality during the festive season make it all worth it!
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Ye has too many hits man
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Karen's experience & those who have replied horrific x
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Let’s call her and start saying something stupid maybe🤔
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Well it's a good question 🤔
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It's another wet and windy day in typically wet and windy Accrington.
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if a song has Dakota in it automatic ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🎵every knew her as Nancy🎵
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Forest are magic on and off the pitch...
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Unbelievable line by reg, goes in untouched cote 5 coney hill 0
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RIP Mike Nesmith, always watched repeats of the Monkees in the 80s during school holidays 💙💙💙
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Between this and getting pied by someone I was dating today has not been great!!
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This is the next Tory of honour and integrity who is lining herself up to succeed Johnson.
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And that’s why we are utterly f*cked.
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How scary would this be right outside your house! I don’t think that fine will stop him though:(
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My language matching our performance. One more outburst and I'm have an early bath
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Just realized my phone call to my sister to wish happy birthday today was best done this morning, before our game, as her husband is Leeds!
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The worst Guy Ritchie film ever and they didn't even use the P word 🤷🏻‍♀️
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So you think the vaccine is a bad idea then. Glad you have that PHD in immunology!
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He bottled throwing the headband on the floor again 😂
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ginny should not have ended up with harry because she's too boring
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& sadly this proves the point that I was making earlier in the week. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Why is Rashford still on and Sancho out?? Hmmnnn....Daddy G.O....I no see this one okk
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Yes, I am waiting for the bus, thank you.
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On 10/12/21 at 10:30 the river level was 0.37m.
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West Ham vs Newcastle in the Fa youth cup later, I’d Chuck Perkins and Baptiste back in there 😂😂
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Pleasure is all ours. Thank you
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I understand there are many reasons for not being vaccinated and that is perfectly reasonable. The us and them blame is not.
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Steve Harmison could easily take on 98% of all Australians who wanted some, as long as it was in a car park, sripped to the waist in Northumberland.
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Birmingham city will definitely not be getting promoted this season.
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The state of the LOTO, so many open goals missed. But hey let's remove all the democratic socialists from the Labour Party instead.
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It doesn't make any sense that the government wouldn't enforce face masks in bars, where social distancing is non existent. But you have to in a supermarket.
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I mean, all I teach is critical race theory bc I’m a traitor to my race
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The Tories standing by Fat Savile must be up to their eyes in it, only explanation.
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I was thinking perhaps we may have been oversaturated with Keanu, but I was wrong. Shame on me.
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I nominate this numb nut to have his citizenship revoked. You??
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Urgh, just put my hand in something wet and I have no idea what it is! Children are so messy!
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Stop offering thoughts and prayers to gun victims and pass meaningful gun control laws
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I went to the best restaurant today for dinner. It was absolutely amazing. My steak was cold and the fries were rock solid. I expected my food to be mouth watering and it sure was when I had to wash each bite down with my drink.
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So, this renders testing, and even getting vaccinated absolutely pointless. I wish I hadn't bothered 😕
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Rubbish
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My gut feeling is always right.
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I would say, I wish there was a parenting manual that could help parents out for basic needs like social emotional help, how to make sure your child feels understood, and what things cause trauma in children.
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Gutted for the lad, rotten luck that, hope to see him back in Spring/Summer
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Phew! Made hard work of that, thought we were going to blow it.
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You are looking wonderful for your age.
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14 And Invicta counter causes the visitors problems but Ade’s shot is blocked FIFC 1-0 HBFC
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CLAYPOOL WITH THE CATCH OF THE YEAR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Klish deletes twitter. Am I surprised. No. Since we got promoted I've seen our support change. It's sad. MOT.
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Everton are doing awfully at the minute, not happy.
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