example
stringlengths 32
460
|
---|
<s> a short history of nearly everything [INST] Ooh, is that the Bill Bryson one? He's great. [/INST] yes, that one:) that guy knows how to write. </s> |
<s> It is night here and 16 c good I can sleep comfortably. [INST] That sounds like a rather pleasant temp for overnight. You must live somewhere quite warm. [/INST] Ya India It is considered cool for us. </s> |
<s> Maybe you can try the on-screen keyboard and click the letter when you need it. [INST] Both seem just as inconvenient in some ways. Lucky its a xee and not a e i o ui.
[/INST] that'll be xed if you don't mind </s> |
<s> I haven't seen anything that I like more than Shawshank Redemption :)
[INST] That's a great choice! Are you a reader? [/INST] I am! Currently reading East of Eden :) </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] I pick truth! [/INST] What should you be doing instead of redditing? </s> |
<s> FRC? [INST] yep FRC [/INST] Nice! I'm on my 5th year with my team (my first year as a mentor). </s> |
<s> How do you feel when you say that? [INST] ANGRY [/INST] I see. </s> |
<s> Guys guess what!! [INST] How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss. [/INST] I feel slightly less bad now at 21. </s> |
<s> Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me. [INST] What's brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick! [/INST] I feel like this was on Spongebob ;) Thank you for putting a smile on my face. </s> |
<s> I mean
*trips over self*
I wouldn't uh
mind it
..
yes. I want a boyfriend [INST] I uh
I also
....
I want a girlfriend [/INST] So like did y'all go for it or what. </s> |
<s> What part of Canada are you from? [INST] BC! [/INST] Ohh, I've spent alot of time in BC, really nice place. But cheers to Amsterdam! </s> |
<s> #Hi Mr. Going To Be a Dad, I'm fraud_93. [INST] Literally looked through all the comments looking for this one. Thanks for bolding it xD [/INST] You know, next time you could use ctrl+f after expanding all the comments... </s> |
<s> Ich komme aus Pittsbugh, in USA! [INST] Wie kommt es dazu, dass du Deutsch sprichst?
[/INST] Ich habe Deutsch in Schule fur sechsen Jahre studieren. Aber ich spreche Deutsch oft nichts. </s> |
<s> I was wondering if you ever get bored of constantly having to respond to people [INST] Please tell me more. [/INST] Could you tell me more? </s> |
<s> Ahead [INST] Road [/INST] Path </s> |
<s> Up!
Doug is my favorite! [INST] Nailed it! [/INST] Woot! </s> |
<s> What the hell, Truth. [INST] What was your first crush like? [/INST] Real life crush, or fictional media crush? </s> |
<s> I am a high school teacher and I'm currently dating one of my former students! Is that weird to you or is it okay? [INST] It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. [/INST] Keyword: were. Should we all dwell on the past? Nope. </s> |
<s> Cue the requisite Beatles tune, then... [INST] Looking at 64 in the rearview mirror... any day on the right side of the dirt is good ! [/INST] Cue the *other* requisite Beatles tune... </s> |
<s> ππβΊππ [INST] Five guys Burgers N Fries is my Goddamned Kryptonite......for my heart health. [/INST] Wow </s> |
<s> Only for me you are ;) [INST] How do you feel when you say that? [/INST] Good </s> |
<s> Would you trade 10 years of your life for a super-power of your choice? [INST] Yes, no question. [/INST] Which superpower would you choose? </s> |
<s> Saya boleh cakap sikit Bahasa Melayu, selemat petang :) [INST] Selamat petang!! Awak dari mana? π [/INST] Saya dari America Syarikat. Awak dari mana? </s> |
<s> What video games have you been playing? [INST] Civ 6 and borderlands with the SO [/INST] I can't stop playing civ 6 </s> |
<s> I get stuff pretty often if I comment or post. [INST] What is DBZA? I want to send you something [/INST] Dragonball Z Abridged. It's on youtube if you want to check it out. </s> |
<s> It's been a LOOOOOONG time [INST] High school? Teen years? [/INST] Nope. When I was 9. I'm 16 rn. </s> |
<s> No but the hubby keeps wanting to have a kid. Turnip for what, right?! [INST] Hubby got the Wifey Preggers with a kiddo, to whom they feed turnips every day. It's cool beans! [/INST] *finger guns* </s> |
<s> Rupert (ok i misread it at first but i'm rolling with this) [INST] Bear [/INST] Teddy </s> |
<s> Nice nice [INST] Well that's kind you for your reply. Good heavens what time is it on your end? [/INST] 10:22. I live in Alaska. π </s> |
<s> How should I go about asking the guy I'm into out? [INST] How do you suppose? [/INST] I mean I suppose there's lots of ways I could go about doing it. </s> |
<s> We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play? [INST] Surprised that no one has taken the guitar. Put me down for guitar. [/INST] I'll also go for guitar - can't have a band without two of 'em! </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Plum
[/INST] Peach </s> |
<s> Flint area. Technically grand blanc. And yourself? [INST] Detroit. Never been to GB, but heard it's nice there. [/INST] It's pretty chill. Not like Flint. But I'm in Arkansas for school. </s> |
<s> Everyone's saying truth, so hit me with a dare! [INST] I dare you to rub ketchup in your hair ( you can wash it out right after) [/INST] I hate you a little bit OP I hope you know that. Done. You next. </s> |
<s> prove it [INST] /u/ultracrax you dumb liar [/INST] +1
+1 </s> |
<s> >Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online
But seriously, congratulations! [INST] Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;) [/INST] hey it's me ur baby
mom's pissed </s> |
<s> Isn't that from the bird video with voices dubbed over> [INST] No idea, but are you interested? [/INST] I am curious... </s> |
<s> :DDD [INST] ARE YOU HAPPY [/INST] I'm never happy. </s> |
<s> Good Morning All! What's your day look like today? [INST] I'm still trying to decide if I want to go somewhere or stay home and be lazy. [/INST] Haha the biggest choice. Whatever you do, have fun! </s> |
<s> Just want to chat, 17F [INST] What is your relationship to peanut butter? [/INST] I kinda do wanna learn how magnets work </s> |
<s> Have these people heard of condoms? [INST] According to google, you can have it through oral sex too [/INST] Condoms can be used for oral sex, too. </s> |
<s> I just wanna talk to someone. [INST] Hello there, do you know how the crazy sharks became normal again? [/INST] The wat? </s> |
<s> Guys guess what!! [INST] How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss. [/INST] Had mine at 14, but didn't get a second until 24 </s> |
<s> I think I can outrun a big duck chasing me. [INST] Could you out run it forever? [/INST] No :( </s> |
<s> What's up man? [INST] My spirits after making this thread. You all rock! [/INST] That's good to hear! </s> |
<s> In the parking lot, lots of weed [INST] but you can only get one weed [/INST] One pound would probably count! </s> |
<s> So there were a lot of undertale usernames? [INST] Not that I know of. Most of the PMs I received were Undertale references however. [/INST] Oh, was determination a theme in that game? </s> |
<s> I wake up every morning with my dog staring at my face from 2 inches away. So, there's that. [INST] That's like me, except with a cat's asshole. [/INST] That's like me, except with a crushing sense of loneliness and the banality of existence. </s> |
<s> Doritos. Spicy Nacho Doritos. [INST] I miss those. Allergies stop me from eating those. I will make nachos instead. [/INST] What's in them that you are allergic to? Just curious. </s> |
<s> What did people eat for lunch? [INST] My leftove thai food from last night and a capri sun:) [/INST] Dude. Capri sun is the fucking best. </s> |
<s> Wild [INST] Thing [/INST] Sticky </s> |
<s> If you could, no questions asked, be in a relationship with any celebrity, who would it be? (Romantic or platonic!) [INST] I'd like to date Nina Dobrev or Selena Gomez.
I'd like to be friends with Seth Rogen. [/INST] Ninaaa. The perfect combo of cute and sexy. </s> |
<s> Word Association Game [INST] Woohoo! [/INST] sims sex </s> |
<s> 50% of the population still? Not a terrible limit. [INST] If he/she is not bisexual, that is. [/INST] Ouch. </s> |
<s> > "[Random swear word], I need to pee."
-Me, every night, multiple times [INST] But what color is your underwear? [/INST] It was white when I first got it. </s> |
<s> Everyone died.
The end. [INST] Dammit Patrick [/INST] He savage </s> |
<s> Why would someone let you win? [INST] Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females [/INST] Yeah I wouldn't let anyone beat me based on gender. I'm still crushing you. </s> |
<s> I have talked to more girls in 2017 than I have in the past 19 years [INST] Same! I've talked to 1 whole girl multiple times :D [/INST] That's an improvement from talking to quarter-girls. Good job! </s> |
<s> Perhaps the answer lies within yourself? [INST] Perhaps, but I don't think I'm intelligent enough. Are you intelligent? [/INST] Perhaps the answer lies within yourself? </s> |
<s> Guys guess what!! [INST] How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss. [/INST] Bit of searching and apparently he's 15. Pretty standard age imo. Anyways congrats still OP </s> |
<s> Happy birthday to you for what it's worth and I hope a new friendship is a sufficient present. [INST] thanks [/INST] <3 </s> |
<s> *Anyone [INST] Hahaa, Yes exactly like that [/INST] Hehehehehe ..... I couldn't resist! </s> |
<s> I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :( [INST] You won't have it together until you're 30 if you're lucky.
Source: I'm 20. [/INST] I'm 34. My shit can barely be considered together most days. </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Im game, truth. [/INST] What is the last message that you sent ? </s> |
<s> What are you listening to right now?! [INST] Lil Debbie. [/INST] I've never heard her. Time to learn something new today. </s> |
<s> I was a vegetarian for 7 years and ended up giving it up for Chinese food. Haha. [INST] How was it? The Chinese food, or I guess, that first re-experience after 7 years [/INST] My stomach got really upset but that was about it. </s> |
<s> No, still don't. Unfortunately.
> asking for a friend
...oh. [INST] well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend
so
ya know
ahem [/INST] Extremely cringey </s> |
<s> Magic the gathering [INST] Ahhh. I'll check it out. :) [/INST] And he was never heard from again. </s> |
<s> about 20 minutes of work. i also did 10 chin-ups. I'm doing the minimum today. [INST] Hey, 10 chin-ups are better than none! [/INST] Thanks :) </s> |
<s> I'm sure Vice President Pence would laugh at this now. He is a good Christian gentleman. [INST] Plus $160 plus whatever the nuts cost would be a drop in a bucket of water now [/INST] > plus whatever the nuts cost
500 amps </s> |
<s> Cat [INST] Food [/INST] Dessert </s> |
<s> ELIZA, have you heard of CleverBot? [INST] Please consider whether you can answer your own question. [/INST] I have heard of CleverBot, have you? </s> |
<s> πΈπΏ πΈ [INST] The Frog Princess, The Princess and the Frog? Something like that [/INST] That's the one! </s> |
<s> πππππππππππππππππππππππππππ [INST] Cars? :D [/INST] Good job! </s> |
<s> Why so short? [INST] Classes.
Got to get back to doing it. [/INST] Oh okay thanks for stopping by </s> |
<s> :p How so? [INST] Stop making me type things uggghhhhhhhhhhh [/INST] I kinda wanna know now </s> |
<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Will I get any work done tonight? [/INST] "As i see it yes" </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Truth! [/INST] Who is your celebrity crush? </s> |
<s> Tell me your favorite video game and Ill give you my brief synopsis of it. [INST] Fallout: New Vegas. [/INST] It's gotta be one of the all time best. </s> |
<s> Playing skyrim right now, who wants to talk about it? [INST] Great game 10/10 would khajiit again [/INST] I was a Kajit almost exclusively in morrowind, but since then i haven't even tried it. </s> |
<s> What kind of up/downvoter are you ? [INST] I'm the same as you. I also upvote almost anyone who replies to me :) [/INST] Greetings buddy </s> |
<s> Yeeas sir. [INST] Well, never had gay sex so... [/INST] no homo bro </s> |
<s> "Don't count on it" [INST] How bout me should I become a nomad ? [/INST] "Outlook good" </s> |
<s> Wella im a lumb rjack my qestiong is what shood i feed my cat abrdeen today [INST] "My sources say no" [/INST] Well it a lumbetjack abderdeen is my frend i half to feed him somthinh wat shoof i feed it </s> |
<s> Worst thing you have hid from your parents [INST] I.. "hid" a girl over two nights in my room without them noticing. [/INST] Two straight nights?!?!?! </s> |
<s> Ehh, I'm 14 and it isn't happening anytime soon. Not a big deal though. [INST] I was dumb, why I said this? x)
I had my first kiss at 4 year old ^^ [/INST] Stop using 'x)' in every sentence </s> |
<s> My subreddit.
Talking about it 2 comments ago. [INST] Oh. [/INST] /r/linkthreeeeeeeee </s> |
<s> Let's see if it works in other languagesm
Β‘Hola ELIZA! ΒΏQuΓ© tal? [INST] Please tell me more. [/INST] ΒΏNo sabes decir nada mΓ‘s? </s> |
<s> Agreed. [INST] I do something even crazier. I pee in the shower and brush my teeth in it. It saves time. [/INST] You brush your teeth in your pee? </s> |
<s> Ah that's cool. So what do you plan to do with the day? [INST] Going to Tim Hortons, getting some coffee, getting pizza and watching netflix. [/INST] Sounds good. What are you watching at the minute? </s> |
<s> Clock [INST] Time [/INST] Space </s> |
<s> ghost [INST] Apparition [/INST] Geist </s> |
<s> so
uh
ahem
are you a girl [INST] Yeah uh yes I'm a girl heh
are you like
a boy?
I like boys [/INST] Yeah um yeah I am
a boy
I like girls </s> |
<s> Ok I have only had school for two days rest of week is free it's good [INST] Got any exciting plans coming up? [/INST] My friend will be sleeping over In a couple days I'm excited for that </s> |
<s> Looks like I'm getting an upvote [INST] No it doesn't look like you're getting an upvote. You ARE getting an upvote. [/INST] Haha sweet, I thought you were gonna burn me for a second </s> |
<s> Forest [INST] Leaves [/INST] Trees </s> |
<s> Sweet!
"Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!" [INST] Where's that from? [/INST] I think it's from a movie that starts with an F
Ends with orrest Gump </s> |
<s> What kind of cookies did you bake? I guess that also defines whether or not it's healthy.. :) [INST] Haha, white and milk chocolate chip with raspberry i think. [/INST] Damn those sound amazing! :) </s> |
<s> In a sense your opponent would be in a lower point in his life if he knew
[INST] 3 matches. Damn yes he would [/INST] Chess.com ? </s> |
<s> express [INST] Train [/INST] track </s> |