out/2552921.txt

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--- 2552921
>not even 2 hours away from my car 
>slip over on loose gravel
>my 60lb pack pulls my off the trail 
>land on my back on a slope
>slide at least 100ft down 
>screaming the whole way 
>slash my hands up trying to stop the slide 
>thought I was going to die
--- 2552923
>>2552921 (OP)
>60lb pack
>clumsy retard
>frogposter
God messed up this time, he'll get it right the next
--- 2552930
>>2552921 (OP)
If this actually happened to you then congratulations. You almost feel what it's like.

Personally I've almost died like 7 times and I joke about them all.
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>>2552923
I almost died and you think it's a good thing just because I don't use the exact same gear as you
--- 2552941
>>2552939
Not him but yeah. If you don’t have anyone else to talk to about your exciting experience maybe you should be getting some IRL friends instead of doing this on the internet.
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>>2552941
Found the redditor
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>2552939
>I almost died and you think it's a good thing just because I don't use the exact same gear as you
not him but death to all frogposters
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>>2552941
What does that have to do with my post.
--- 2552945
>you don't have friends you should die 
>you aren't UL you should die 
>you post frogs you should die
--- 2552949
>>2552921 (OP)
>go mountaineering
>am the only one using a wrist strap on my ice axe
>get mocked for how fiddly it is everytime we make a switchback on the glacier
>get to a boulder field
>lose footing because of a loose rock
>fall down 5 meters before my axe lodges itself between 2 boulders
>come away with nothing but scrapes and bruises
>hang by my wrist strap
Thanks wrist strap.
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>>2552921 (OP)
>from image immediately deleted by Jannies
Why? Can someone point to the rule?
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>>2553040
Complaining about the moderation is against the site-wide rules.
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>>2553040
was the image out related?
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>>2553040
our hot pocket eaters are retards
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>>2553048
Not knowing the difference between a legitimate question and a complaint is a sign of brain damage. 

>>2553051
No, it was a crying Pepe animated gif. Do all images have to be out-related?
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>>2553040
Yeah the janny here is relatively based and laid back but has a weird hatred of pepes and apus
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>>2553062
>has a weird hatred of pepes and apus
we'll allow it.

>>2552921 (OP)
>same shit happened to me,
>tumbled
>then slid
>broke the phone on the way down
>broke my leg 
>drag my ass back uphill and set the bone and splint it.
>improvise a set of crutches
>limp my ass six miles back to the trailhead and the car. 

Shit's funny now, and I almost NEVER make fun of people with trekking poles now, even if they're not carrying anything.
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>>2552921 (OP)
real?
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>>2553062
Yeah as far as moderation goes /out/ is pretty great. Uh, uh I mean mods suck my cock wait no that's gay uhhhh
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>>2552941
>Tells internet user to not use internet 
>continues to use internet himself

Please think before you post.
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>>2556269
/out/ doesn't have jannies or mods idiot they come from other blue boards like /lgbt/
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>>2552939
You‘re laughing

My hands hurt and you‘re laughing
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>>2554009
Fuck that sounds rough. Getting a serious injury like that while deep /out/ is one of my fears
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>>2553062
The jannies on /o/ and /diy/ don't give a shit about frogs. Whoever moderates here is a special kind of autistic.
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>>2552921 (OP)
>>2552949
>be me
>climbing Mt Shasta
>it is getting steeper and icier but I'm too lazy to pull out my crampons and put them on
>slip and slide back down like 500ft
--- 2557694
>>2552921 (OP)
Post a greentext story when you actually die. Let us know if you are allowed to fuck goats in heaven or have to suck satan's peepee in hell. Also, is god based (no trannies allowed in heaven) or not (allows bankers).
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>>2552921 (OP)
Nioce 
>be as a sixth grader way back when, field trip w class to a very nice mountain park area 15 miles from school. 
>a nice canyon with a tiny stream that runs most of year, a trail goes up canyon. 
>me n my buddy decide to go off trail to a higher ledge way above trail just because to get another view of trail, its all beautiful, huge boulders size of twenty city busses if they were all crumpled in a ball, just scattered.
>you can't really appreciate the size unless you get a far-off view to imagine how the separated from hig canyon and rolled to where the are, as the main trail goes between them. 
>I'm abit more agile that my fat tall friend, tell him not to follow when we get to a tricky part.
>he followed anyway, steps on loose rock and starts slide down to a five foot ledge onto another slide then three foot ledge and slides down 20 feet.
>I hear him going AaaaAaaAhh whump AAAhh gurgle thump and dust going up.
Go as fast as I can to catch up to him.
He's all dusty and tore his shirt and bounced off a Cactus.
I laughed a little but helped him up and pulled stickers off his back.
We didn't tell anybody but walked back to campground and waited for everyone else to comeback.
Good times
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>>2557679
As long as it's fixable with first aid, you'll be ok. 
and shock is your friend if you know that it's happening and use it to your advantage to set the bone before it swells up and splint it. 

Always have an IFAK and know how to use it and you'll have nothing to fear.
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>>2552921 (OP)
A thread died because a fat faggot didnt
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>>2552949
>>2557688
Thanks for the info. I will learn from your mistake and buy a wrist strap.
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>>2558115
this is /out/ newfag no one gives a shit besides 3 autists
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>>2552921 (OP)
Did you keep going after that? And more importantly, do you have a quick first aid kit to clean wounds like that and dress them?

>>2558136
You cared enough to have a little tantrum here in the thread. Good contribution.
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>>2558140
>You cared enough to have a little tantrum here in the thread
What I just entered the thread you're autistic.
--- 2558172
the first time I went /out/ I didn't have proper shoes and I chickened out of a ridge that fell right off the mountain on the side. I'm still certain I had a good chance of actually dying and maybe it would've been better that way.
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>>2557648
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>>2553062
The /out/ jannies are extremely unbased. I was once banned for telling someone to post nose, and have been banned numerous times for "racism".
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>>2558023
>bounced off a Cactus.
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2558115
bump
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>>2557694
> Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven.
>Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
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>>2558115
bump
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>>2559019
Maybe you should take the hint then. Also complaining about the janitors is against the site-wide rules.
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>>2565396
Post nose.
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>>2565396
maybe you should stop being such a kike, plenty of safe spaces on the internet for your kind already.
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>>2554009
Imagine if that was a compound fracture...

Carry a tourniquet, peeps. Remember, HIGH AND TIGHT.
--- 2567447
It was disappointing to discover OP's image wasn't a gory picture of his fucked-up hands.