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--- 70625349 |
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this is why i lift |
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--- 70625375 |
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if need to train to be able pick up 60 pounds you're ngmi |
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--- 70625380 |
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>wearing flipflops |
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>have to be carried through ankle deep water |
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please God only give me sons |
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--- 70625386 |
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this is why I lift |
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--- 70625397 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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based cunny lifter |
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--- 70625486 |
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>>70625386 |
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fags arent human |
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--- 70625660 |
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>>70625375 |
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You'll be surprised. My experiences in the workplace tell me that normies have trouble lifting even that. |
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--- 70625727 |
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I "lift" to become so filthy rich that I would build a shawarma restaurant inside my kitchen so anytime I would ask my "future widow" for a sandwich she would go and dress like she works in that place and make me one. |
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--- 70625752 |
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this is why i lift |
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--- 70625852 |
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here's why I lift weights |
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>>70625727 |
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--- 70625878 |
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imagine if 4chan had no moderation and clearnet was 100% self reliant |
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--- 70626104 |
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>>70625486 |
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Loads of straight people are piss fetishists. Hate fags or whatever but the WebM isn't a reason |
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--- 70626133 |
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>>70625386 |
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Disgusting, this is in Bongistan isn't it? |
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--- 70626410 |
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>>70626104 |
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>Loads of straight people are piss fetishists |
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Absolutely not. Fuck off faggot. |
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--- 70626437 |
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>>70626104 |
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I like to piss on my gfs face but only in the shower |
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--- 70626482 |
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>>70625752 |
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kek some rare funny |
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--- 70626487 |
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>>70625486 |
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still mogs you |
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--- 70626511 |
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>>70625852 |
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L-lewd. |
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--- 70626521 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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that guy doesnt even lift |
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lifting a 6 year old is one thing, you need to actually lift to really move around a 13+ year old daughter |
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--- 70626529 |
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>>70626437 |
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Does she like it |
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--- 70626533 |
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>>70626104 |
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Yet you only ever see fags doing this in public |
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Curious |
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--- 70626542 |
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>>70625852 |
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im 26 and never held hands with a girl before |
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--- 70626548 |
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>>70626133 |
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Nah more like germany imo |
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--- 70626556 |
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>>70626542 |
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yeah well I'm 33 and I'm here to tell you it never gets better |
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--- 70626560 |
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>>70626104 |
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patterns don't stop existing because there's an occasional counterexample. |
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besides, being a piss fetishist isn't really even in the same realm as fucking stealing pee to drink in public. |
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--- 70626608 |
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>>70626556 |
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i graduate from medical school in May |
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do you think that alone can land me a girl? |
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i can carry a conversation but lack empathy and the capacity to form meaningful relationships |
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>>70625852 |
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d-delete this.. pls |
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--- 70626615 |
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>>70626542 |
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Why not? |
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>>70626556 |
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I lost my virginity at 28 |
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>>70626556 |
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cope |
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i lost my virginity at 32 and fucked 5 more girls since |
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also i'm more /fit/ than i ever was |
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--- 70626631 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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i lift to assfuck milfs |
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--- 70626637 |
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is that Mira? |
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--- 70626638 |
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>>70626622 |
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this made me feel better |
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thanks anon. its never too late |
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--- 70626639 |
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>>70625386 |
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ngl kinda based |
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--- 70626640 |
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>>70626542 |
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I'm turning 30 in 2 weeks and I'm ksv. |
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I thought about getting escort but I think I'd genuinely kill myself afterwards. |
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--- 70626642 |
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>>70626608 |
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Yes. Just make a tinder profile and make sure your pictures include you wearing shit that shows you're a doctor. Not even just that but nurses are easy to fuck as a doctor. |
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--- 70626647 |
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>>70626556 |
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35 reporting in. I honestly thought that getting fit would help somewhat but here I'm after 10 years of religious lifting...well, at least I'm not fat |
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--- 70626684 |
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>>70625386 |
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maybe he is a siberian shaman |
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--- 70626694 |
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>>70626640 |
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>I'd genuinely kill myself afterwards. |
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I lost my virginity to an escort. It was really nice. She was actually really sweet and told me a lot of guys have trouble with women nowadays and gave me a really good first time. I have a gf now that I have sex with, but getting an escort really helped I think. |
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--- 70626695 |
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>>70626529 |
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Not really but she knows I like it |
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--- 70626734 |
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>>70625386 |
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Is drinking piss anabolic? |
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--- 70626801 |
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>>70626694 |
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my escort was terrible and gave me an awful first time that probably did much more harm than good |
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It's been over a year and I still haven't gotten a gf despite entering college |
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I'm talking to some girls rn but I don't think any of them like me |
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>>70626694 |
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Hate to break it to you boss but she was being professional. Its a service industry. You have to be boofing weapons grade copium to think a whore has genuine empathy for a virgin losing it to a whore. |
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>>70627165 |
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eh whores are people too |
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I was at a party with a whore that was somewhat high end and when she talked about her clients she didn't have contempt and actually seemed to like a few of them as people |
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She said she actually got off on the dynamic of being paid for sex |
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--- 70627531 |
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>>70627520 |
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Eh? |
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EHHHHH? |
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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--- 70627548 |
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>>70627520 |
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Most of her "high end" clients are normal men who are wealthy and now would rather just buy some young pussy instead of trying to fit in dating some 30 yo slag into their busy schedule, not a sputtering virgin. |
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>whores are people too |
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Women have no empathy for virgins, especially whores. Womens entire mindset is based on social acceptance and societal norms, a skank that has been having routine sex since 15 years old views you as a tribal enemy. |
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--- 70627592 |
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>>70625852 |
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--- 70627623 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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I too lift and live to go fishing |
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--- 70627644 |
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>>70627548 |
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>>whores are people too |
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Don't know what you talking about , but there's this girl I know for past 15 years that I personally know she is a total messed up whore probably like Adriana Chechnik or something , even tho , hope one day she turns to god and he fix her and everything good will happen to her and she would be blessed with children. who I am to judge her ? a god? it didn't play well for her too in this world , would marry , call me suck or whatever , always be in my memories when she covered my blue marks with a mascara after a fight lmao |
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>>70627644 |
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mfw reading that |
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--- 70627682 |
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>>70627165 |
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Being courteous and accomadating in a customer service role is just fine. Don't expect affection or even friendship with a whore. |
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--- 70627695 |
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>>70626104 |
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fag cope alert weewooweewoo |
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--- 70627701 |
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>>70625386 |
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>most decent homo |
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--- 70627707 |
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>>70626104 |
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>but the WebM isn't a reason |
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>implying |
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--- 70627903 |
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>>70627548 |
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Not the dude, but I unironically have more respect for prostitutes than I do for all ehoes and instathots |
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They actually have to fuck ugly dudes to get paid. |
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Twitchwhores just watch videos all day and call it content. |
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--- 70628005 |
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>>70626734 |
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Yes |
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t. Big Lenny |
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--- 70628131 |
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>>70626647 |
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Post fizeek |
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--- 70628194 |
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>>70625852 |
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disgusting incel |
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--- 70628321 |
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>>70627165 |
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I asked her to give me a recommendation to another whore and she told the other whore that I was a very sweet and nice man. It's kind of irrelevant anyways, because like I said I have a girlfriend now and she definitely likes me. |
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--- 70628467 |
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>>70625386 |
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Is this kinda stuff tought in schools nowdays |
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--- 70628480 |
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>>70625380 |
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You can raise your daughter to not be a prissy little cunt you know |
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--- 70628499 |
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>>70628480 |
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Yeah but then how do you fuck her? |
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--- 70629266 |
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>>70626647 |
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Post body or stfu |
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Also you need to talk to women. It's not enough to have the body |
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--- 70629669 |
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>>70628321 |
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>service provider reccommends you to other service provider |
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"nice man" is code for an easy hour |
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Youre a mark, nigga. Get a grip. |
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--- 70629683 |
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>>70629669 |
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>The woman I paid to have sex with didn't actually want to fuck me |
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Wowee no way. Thanks for the tip bro. |
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--- 70629699 |
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>>70629683 |
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The point is none if them had even an iota of respect for you and ruthlessly spoke despicable things about how they feel about you and men like you to each other. |
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--- 70629722 |
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>>70629699 |
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They might have shit talked me to their friends, but they definitely respected me. Not really sure what you mean by that. They were very kind, respectful, nonjudgemental. Have you ever talked to a hooker? Even on the hooker reddits they talk about how most of their clients are fine. Most of the shit talking they do on there is to rude people. |
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--- 70629777 |
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>>70629722 |
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>Service providers were good at providing service |
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>Service providers discussing service online said customers are good people |
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Do you think a whore who wants your money and business is going to call you a vile cretin to your face and then go on the internet and discourage others from engaging in their business? Youre delusional boss. Seriously, get a grip. |
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--- 70629806 |
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>>70629777 |
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>Bro she is respectful in every outward way but she secretly hates you |
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How do you know? More importantly, why does it matter? You can never read the heart of anyone. I'm sure the people at McDonalds hate me too. Who cares? They're respectful and nice and just people doing a job. |
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--- 70629903 |
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>>70626533 |
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You're supposed to be at least 18 years old to post here. |
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia |
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Go to /gif/ or /t/ and you'll find hundreds of chicks pissing and shitting in public |
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--- 70629918 |
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>>70629777 |
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>>70629806 |
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Who cares about this trivial shit? Nigger, you degraded yourself to the lowest form of filth imaginable: a John. I cannot imagine having so little dignity. You are permanently tainted. |
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--- 70629931 |
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This is why i lift. |
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--- 70629933 |
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>>70629918 |
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>Paying for sex makes you the lowest form of filth imaginable |
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Why? What's so degrading about it? |
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--- 70630427 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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One of the scariest moments I've had was picking up a 3 year old girl. My brain didnt register that the force I used to carry my 10 year old sister was way too much. Since I carried her since she was a baby, I never noticed she got bigger |
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--- 70630433 |
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>>70629933 |
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it is cope, same as when people think sleeping with a girl ten times worse looking is a status symbol |
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--- 70630438 |
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>>70625386 |
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sigma af |
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--- 70630445 |
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>>70630433 |
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so what's the cope when you pay for it? |
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--- 70630536 |
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this is why I lift |
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--- 70630548 |
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>>70629931 |
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manletbros, they got us between a rock and a hard place. my first thought would be to try and rock the jar a bit to see if i could throw the rock off the lid and open it. if that is impossible, i would probably try to make some dents in the underside of the lid to grab onto and push with the whole body using the walls to brace with my legs. it all depends on how hard the lid is screwed on. it would be a hard challenge, but if the oxygen can get inside, a powerlifter or a roidtranny might be able to do it. but I don't think natty bodybuilders would have much chance. i might just take off my clothes, pose, and hope someone notices me and helps me get out. |
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--- 70630565 |
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>>70626560 |
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What pattern is that |
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Post one (1) other piss swiper |
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--- 70630572 |
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>>70626608 |
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Nigga, you are studying to be a doctor. Probably 90% of your class are female, what the fuck are you doing? |
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--- 70630579 |
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>>70630572 |
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Colonoscopy |
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--- 70630745 |
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>>70625660 |
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Yep, noodle arms and wrists |
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--- 70632372 |
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sneed |
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--- 70632532 |
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>>70626133 |
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It's clearly Amsterdam, world capital of faggotry |
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--- 70632573 |
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>>70625752 |
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--- 70632843 |
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>>70625386 |
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Swiper stop swiping! |
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--- 70632923 |
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>>70626647 |
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>religious lifting |
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is that like lifting to gregorian chants? or listening to bishop barron while you bench? |
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--- 70632990 |
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>>70630579 |
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cool! maybe you'll be inside me one day, I need at least another 30 the next 6 decades |
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--- 70633017 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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They ain't gonna fuck you bros. |
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--- 70633113 |
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>>70626608 |
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Nigger do you know how hard they work new doctors for the first 5 or so years? You need to get zoomer tradgirl gf right the fuck now while you're still on campus. |
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t. Lawyer that fucked up and didn't date during law school |
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--- 70633907 |
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>>70625380 |
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>t. retard |
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the little one is too short to even get in dude |
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--- 70633991 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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I have this one memory which seems like it's totally pointless but it always gives me strength in my most difficult moments |
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>come home from a holiday with a friend |
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>friend is an athlete in very good shape |
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>be an ex-fat who only recently started going to the gym |
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>last night you were drinking |
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>friend is way more hungover than you |
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>after getting to your hometown by train, you realize you don't have a ride home |
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>have a lot of luggage since it was a week long trip |
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>decide to walk home since its just a couple of kilometers |
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>friend is way more hungover than you |
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>friend keeps being sick and having to stop |
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>decide that you'll get home faster if you carry your friend's luggage |
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>carry a total of 4 full bags of stuff while friend carries nothing |
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>realize it's not that big of a struggle since you've been going to the gym |
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>you feel good carrying all of it for the whole walk |
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>friend thanks you profusely at the end |
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>feel very good and say it's totally fine, it's what friends are for |
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Somehow that walk home was so nice, it was a beautiful summer day and I felt good about being strong enough to help my friend, when in the past it would have been too much for me. I felt like I was going in the right direction in life. |
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--- 70633999 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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Yes I too want to be strong enough to load lolis into my rowboat and have nobody object. |
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--- 70634025 |
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>>70633991 |
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Based. Can relate somewhat, often get asked to move heavy stuff at work or by family. Helping others to help yourself is the best type of feel |
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--- 70634033 |
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>>70625486 |
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--- 70634062 |
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This is why I lift |
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--- 70634072 |
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>>70626631 |
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And hows that working out for you? |
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--- 70634103 |
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>>70625852 |
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>>70626542 |
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>>70627592 |
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>>70626556 |
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>>70626608 |
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>>70626647 |
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Remember, these are the faggots you share this board with. Never listen to any hot takes on how women are like/how to treat them while you're here. |
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--- 70634688 |
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>>70634103 |
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kys normalnigger |
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--- 70634716 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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to kidnap children and load them into boats headed for syria? bro, you can find better reasons to lift. |
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--- 70635246 |
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>>70625386 |
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Remember anons, your life isnt that bad... |
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--- 70635272 |
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>>70634103 |
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Why would anyone listen to women advice on a fitness board? |
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Would you ask your coach for dating tips? |
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If people were listening to dating tips here, whether red pilled or blue pilled, they were not gonna make it in the first place. |
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--- 70635307 |
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>>70625852 |
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This is how I do it. |
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--- 70635338 |
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>>70626104 |
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He's right, told a girl I'd piss in her mouth as a joke because she was talking too much and she called me daddy |
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--- 70635380 |
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>>70625752 |
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Need to see this girl's waist and ass. |
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--- 70635407 |
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I lift so I can throw whores to the ground and collect their money. |
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--- 70635443 |
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>>70625852 |
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>Anon, sorry, I don't like holding your hand. It's full of calluses |
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Any lifts for this feeling? |
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Do I really need to wear gloves? |
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--- 70635453 |
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>>70625852 |
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I haven't held a girl's hand in so long bros... |
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>>70635307 |
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Kek |
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--- 70635459 |
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>>70635380 |
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fuck off coombrain |
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--- 70635575 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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>lifting for females |
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ngmi |
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--- 70636221 |
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>>70634688 |
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kek |
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--- 70637179 |
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>>70635407 |
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Bitch died like a gta prostitute |
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--- 70637301 |
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>>70626556 |
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Get on my level normie |
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>35yo khv |
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--- 70637321 |
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>>70629931 |
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hate when this happens |
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--- 70637346 |
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>>70637179 |
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kek |
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--- 70637384 |
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>>70626487 |
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>Simping that degenerate |
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I can scarcely imagine how pathetic you are IRL |
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--- 70637400 |
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>>70625752 |
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What'd he say, bros? |
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--- 70637402 |
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>>70625386 |
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Based pissed chad |
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--- 70637409 |
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>>70627165 |
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You sound like an angry little bitch |
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--- 70637428 |
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>>70629931 |
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It’s good to be prepared honestly you never know |
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--- 70637549 |
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>>70634072 |
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Lots of poop on my dick |
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--- 70638092 |
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>>70625852 |
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Imagine feeling her soft, warm, slightly smaller and delicate hand in yours. |
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Then imagine her squeezing gently when she wants to turn you to her to kiss her. |
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Fuuuck |
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--- 70639046 |
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>>70635407 |
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wheres the rest? |
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--- 70639100 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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I started lifting to look like him. |
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Now, I just need the hair dye, gel, and steroid |
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--- 70639140 |
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>>70639100 |
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>hair dye |
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Breh |
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--- 70640172 |
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>>70625752 |
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dang, that asian girl has a really nice body |
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--- 70640397 |
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>>70625386 |
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Damn, being tall would be really gay in this situation, just making eye contact with the guy across from you. |
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--- 70640708 |
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>>70626133 |
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No its holland. |
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--- 70640797 |
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>>70625386 |
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Disgusting, horrendous, absolutely subhuman... But would this work for a women's toilet? |
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--- 70640846 |
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>>70629903 |
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>mobile poster |
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ignored |
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--- 70641329 |
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>>70627644 |
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This is so retarded, i almost pity you and her |
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--- 70641772 |
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>>70626647 |
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name |
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--- 70641814 |
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i lift for him |
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--- 70642072 |
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>>70635407 |
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>Kazuma Kiryu be like |
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--- 70642104 |
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this is why I lift |
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--- 70642250 |
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>>70637400 |
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>(you) |
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--- 70642302 |
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>>70625386 |
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If a man did this to women you FUCKS would praise him. |
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--- 70642319 |
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>>70641814 |
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>lifting for vegetables |
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--- 70642336 |
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>>70625852 |
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I held hands with a girl for the first time like a week ago (I am 21). Literally magical. I am so touch-starved that I had a full erection the whole time. I hugged and kissed her too but that's not relevant (both also miraculous feelings). I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on. |
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>>70630572 |
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>Probably 90% of your class are female |
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Only if he's going DO, MD schools are more heavily male because women can't score as high on the MCAT kek |
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--- 70642994 |
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>>70627644 |
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Cool story Ivan |
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--- 70643154 |
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>>70632923 |
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Fr Mike Schmitz |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnixKDgRYu0 [Embed] |
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--- 70643271 |
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>>70642319 |
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kek |
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--- 70643582 |
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>>70642072 |
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https://youtu.be/g3jCAyPai2Y [Embed] |
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--- 70643611 |
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>>70625349 (OP) |
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she lost a sandal |
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--- 70643642 |
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LMAO at that dude bragging about being able to curl 30kg while a black dude fondles his child. |
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--- 70644062 |
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>>70626104 |
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fetishes are meant to be done privately just like sex in general |
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fags are the only ones mentally ill enough to do disgusting shit like that in the middle of the public without a care and a shred of shame |
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>>70635443 |
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How often do you moisturize? I wear gloves and still get calluses, but when I moisturize they pretty much disintegrated |
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--- 70644228 |
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>>70627165 |
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And? |
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He paid for a service, and the whore went the extra mile to give anon some extra care, even though she wasn't required to, lots of whores don't even bother with that. |
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Do you also believe medics gives even the slightest shit about you? They're just there for the huge pay, and provides you the service necessary for that. |
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--- 70644247 |
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>>70643611 |
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your post made me so, so happy. |
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--- 70644309 |
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>>70626608 |
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You can get any woman you want by telling them you’re a doctor. Just hang with the nurses ffs |
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--- 70644315 |
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>>70629931 |
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Real? |
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--- 70644389 |
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>>70635407 |
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At ease loosah |
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--- 70644851 |
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>>70642104 |
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What is this based action |
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