fit/70632051.txt

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--- 70632096
>>70632051 (OP)
Why it's almost always women who make these big excuses for not doing anything? It seems to me that weak men can at least admit they're weak and it's all their fault.
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>>70632096
It’s because Women think they’re always right
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>>70632051 (OP)
What this really says is that they are mentally a child. Imagine if every adult's mindset was "if it's not fun I'm not doing it".
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>>70632167
but lifting is fun
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>>70632167
The idea is more complex than that.
There are some things you don't have to do, even if you should.
When something is optional, people gauge the results.
Not doing exercise does not bring any issues in the short term, only in the long term, so that's why people can skip if it is not fun.
Compare to things such as eating, that you must do no matter what
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>>70632051 (OP)
This person has a point. I don't lift/run for fun. I do it to escape my problems. I do monkey bars and rock climbing and stuff for fun but the lifting is in fact a cope.
--- 70634018
Why do people have to look happy all the time?
--- 70634047
>>70634018
it's their way of coping with profound sadness
--- 70634063
>>70632051 (OP)
I do get angry when I lift, just a little. Idk why
Running at night though is really chill. I like looking up at the stars and moon.
--- 70634289
>>70632051 (OP)
pointing out weakness is one thing but being overly negative and hateful is weakness too.
that said i cant even tell anymore with people like in pic related. i would have to see them in RL to believe they exist
a medical professional term is now a slur you guys we need new fresh terms until those too, will be evil slurs! like with wet wipes!
retarded - less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.
--- 70634314
People who have sex don't look like they're having fun. In fact they look like they're in pain. Doesn't mean it's not immensely pleasurable.
Obviously a man with a mindset like his wouldn't know about it.
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>>70632051 (OP)
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>>70634731
No cap that ain’t bussin
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>>70634314
>People who have sex don't look like they're having fun.
ayo this nigga can't fuck lmao
--- 70634795
>>70634018
Because weak people think that constant, unchanging happiness is the end goal.
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>>70634731
but did he die
--- 70634896
pantyboy at my gym
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>>70632051 (OP)
This shit isn't even true. Lone people at the gym look serious because they're alone and smiling when you're alone makes you look unhinged. My bro took me to the gym to get me started and we had a blast, we'd always end up buckled over laughing at some shit. The first time I did leg press it squeezed a fart out of me completely against my will and we couldn't keep going for a good 10 mins.
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>>70634882
>masks in gym
I never got to experience this level of unhinged dystopian spiritual dyeldom.
Did calisthenics out doors for the entire duration of fake and gay lockdowns.
--- 70634928
>>70634896
>50kg bent over row
>weak
he is a manlet i give you that
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>>70634928
>>50kg bent over row
>>weak
Yes
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>>70634928
that is 70kg
but bent over barbell row numbers are meaningless, the way you do them determines how much you are using
there's no wrong way outside of completely spastic fuckery, as long as you keep your form consistent so it's possible to gauge progress
--- 70635028
>>70632051 (OP)
I was doing shoulders today. I had done OHP, flys, rear flys and I had just done one set of Arnold press when I started to growl like a wolf. It was some kind of stress response the first time but I liked the sound and the feeling in my throat, how it resonated with my heartbeat and shoulder pump. I felt like I had the heart of a wolf, so I kept practicing my wolf growls for the rest of the workout. It was really quite enjoyable. I think I might try moonlight workouts with growling and howling when it gets into summertime.
--- 70635093
>>70632051 (OP)
>implying this bitch could jump rope or swing on monkey bars
That shit was fun when you were a kid because you were a kid, everything was easy and fun. Jumping rope is more tiring than running, and if you can't do pull ups you aren't gonna have a good time on monkey bars.

Besides, I had a great time as a kid running too, so what exactly is this retard's point?
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>>70634731
lmao, i thought i was about to be impressed by an ATG skeletor lmao3pl8 squat
--- 70635281
>>70634289
>not freedom from consequences 
Well its not freedom then is it? If youre punished or silenced for doing or saying something how is it free?
--- 70635330
>>70632051 (OP)
I never count reps.
--- 70635368
>hating on people trying to improve themselves
What sort of pathetic zoomer behavior is this
--- 70635416
>>70632051 (OP)
>sitting at -84
maybe there is some hope for reddit, but I doubt it
--- 70635501
>>70634731
Knocked his eyeballs out damn
--- 70635535
>>70635281
there's no point arguing in good faith with these people
you just counter with that muslims pushing homosexuals off buildings is justified, freedom of action is not freedom from the consequences of your actions, and watch them spiral into the paradoxes of the oppression olympics. Then whatever outcome they decide on, you call them either a homophobe or a islamophobe. Ofc you'll get banned on reddit for simple rhetoric tricks that dismantle their retarded "world view"
--- 70635677
>be me
>physically weak and emaciated 
>mentally weak with severe anxiety and depression 
>financially weak with no career
>socially weak with no friends, relationships, and hardly any family
>despondent about this yet continue doing nothing 

I wish I could pay one of you weak person haters to kill me.
--- 70635716
>>70632051 (OP)
Look at the fear in his eyes kek. He's scared.
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>>70635716
kwab LOL
--- 70635785
>>70635677
Just pick one and work on it. When you're strong on that one thing, do something else. My lifting took a backseat because my garage gym isn't heated during the winter, so I focused on financial strength. During that time, I found a good job and saved money, and now I'm back to lifting. All those problems at once feel insurmountable, but don't give up anon. Find the one that's most tackleable and go for it.
--- 70635802
>>70635368
You’re new. Probably a redditor too.
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>>70635716
>>70635053
>>70634896
>>70634882
Who the fuck takes creepshots to shame people who've recognized they have a problem and are trying to get better? What kind of shitty gym thot behavior is this ffs it's no better than the hos recording people minding their own business trying to catch them looking so they can shame them online for being "creeps"
--- 70635853
>>70635053
LMAOOOOOOO dude has the safeties out squatting the fucking bar
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>>70635053
History repeats itself...
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>>70635053
nice cosplay
--- 70636015
>Weak People Hate
>Posts pictures of people trying to better themselves.
They don't seem weak to me desu. Takes strength to acknowledge how pathetic you are and wanting to put effort into changing that.

Although we all know this is just fat trannies upset about fph
--- 70636126
>>70635829
/fit/ used to be about fitness and health. We used to encourage each other to do bretter and make it. Now some retard posts creepshots of people at the gym and people discuss porn addiction and dating more than they do fitness. Fucking newfags, they make /fit/ look like /soc/.
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>>70636126
>we
go back tourist, you don’t even lift
--- 70636485
>>70636135
You are the tourist faggot
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>>70635829
Found pantyboy hahaha
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>>70634731
big teeth
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>>70636485
whatever pantyboy
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>>70637074
He probably got them out of your mom's closet after fucking her desu. They look like hers anyways, wouldn't be surprised. She is the village bicycle, everyone has had a ride
--- 70637604
>>70634731
Did his legs give out or did he really try to dip down as far as possible?
--- 70637730
>>70636015
I thought this thread would be retarded redditors posting excuses for their laziness but it's mostly just some samefag posting new gymgoers. He also won't post body.
--- 70637731
keep posting them.
luv me newfag seethe.
simple as.
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>>70637731
--- 70637874
>>70632157
>women
>thinking
pick one
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>>70635028
Wolfmaxxxing
--- 70638009
someone post the asian dude on phone while sitting on a machine
--- 70638016
>>70634289
Wasn't the word "retard" introduced as a PC alternative to "idiot" and "moron"
--- 70638028
Holy shit is big P In this thread posting these dyels? Lol
--- 70638039
>>70636126
What the fuck happened? Is this the recession hitting hard?
--- 70638049
>>70632051 (OP)
This person has never had a chest pump.
He is mostly right though, I've noticed it as well, especially with guys who train lower body hard. 
The upper body only gym bro still craves sex and fun.
>inb4 you are weak
Nowhere near /plg/ level strength but my best squat was 365@185 so I've put in some work. I was much more miserable training legs and training heavy than I am now training only upper body in the 12-30 rep range.
--- 70638054
>>70635829
Shitskins
--- 70638083
>>70638016
Im partial to Invalid
--- 70638157
more. I’m laughing into tears over here
--- 70638165
>>70637582
Cringe, this is literally redd*t tier "banter". Not even that guy, I just think you sound unbelievably weak.
--- 70638178
>>70635535
> rhetoric tricks
> thinks he's dismantling anything
The lack of reflection here is ironic
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>>70632051 (OP)
Did you seriously censor out the names of some redditfags?
--- 70638217
>>70634731
The airpods falling out really made it
--- 70638241
>>70638039
>What the fuck happened?
4chan became popular and now it's infested with faggots. They outnumber you
--- 70638316
i really wanted this thread to be about making fun of basedboys but it just one tranny posting "dyels"
--- 70638333
>>70638009
>walking to gym
>accidentally step in dog shit
>walk into gym
>wipe it all over asian dyel in tank top
>he's like "WHAT FUCK? WHAT MATTER WIF YOU??"
>put hands on hips, turn my head sideways and in my Steve urkel voice I shout out "uh oh, did I do that?" 
>psyche him out like I'm about to punch him
>he flinches super hard
>smile and walk away
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>>70638165
Nigger
--- 70638369
>>70634896
fucker is hogging three barbells

absolutely shameful behavior
--- 70638376
>>70632051 (OP)
Isn’t that just called… sports?
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>>70637753
>145
no fucking way
--- 70638431
>>70638333
kek thats my fav one
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>>70638424
This is what happens when you only fap with your left hand
--- 70638495
>>70632051 (OP)
I get big smiles after hitting PRs, i smile at other people if I catch their eyes. but I probably look pretty unapproachable in between sets walking around or whatever
--- 70638588
>>70634289
>username cripplinganxiety
>tells people not to say retard or faggot
--- 70638639
>>70635093
Jumping rope is the most underrated cardio
Don't know why that redditor is acting like he can't do it anymore
--- 70638644
>>70635053
>Why is this faggot taking a picture of me setting up is he into me or something
--- 70638647
>>70637753
The guy is squatting 3.5pl8, hardly weak
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>>70634289
I feel like Reddit could be a bit sensitive
--- 70638662
>>70638424
Almost dude, almost
He's gonna make it, 100 percent. Trying til failure gives you a new starting point
--- 70638674
>>70638647
>squatting
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>>70635053
Mirin that nordic phenotype
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>>70635829
Hey pantyboy
--- 70638722
pigman at my gym. dude was wearing stockings prolly some weird fetish
--- 70638738
>>70638722
He's doing better than most boomers desu. At least he is in the gym! Do your best, Pigman!
--- 70638747
>>70638722
Those aren't stockings, they are MOTIVATED SOCKS. ARE YOUR SOCKS NOT MOTIVATED, ANON?
--- 70638785
>>70638760
niggas iffy uhh 
SCUUUUUMM GAAAAANG
--- 70638873
>>70632051 (OP)
>We had songs and chants, we fell over and got back up, it was all squeals and giggles, laughs and fun!
I'm sorry, but I can't possibly read this in my mind without turning into a disney cartoon heroine.
--- 70638915
>>70635053
>I-is that-
>a-a warmup set?!?!?
>AAAAHHHHHH ZYZZZ HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’M GOINNGGGG INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEE
--- 70638926
>>70637743
Nice triceps unironically.
You can see the mass even in bad lighting and posture
--- 70639050
>single tranny laughing at new gym goers
I'm hijacking this thread... With no survivors!
--- 70639060
>>70632051 (OP)
Total Redditor Death
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>>70637874
women *feel* they're always right
--- 70639087
>>70635028
based wolf autist
--- 70639172
>>70632051 (OP)
He's just a typical American male these days. No reason to hate.
--- 70639195
>>70639050
College is for adults. You can literally be late for class or skip class as much as you want for no reason. College professors aren’t baby sitters.
--- 70639199
>>70635053
>w-why is this guy biting his lip and looking at my ass
>he keeps muttering to himself
>I know I just heard him take a photo of me
--- 70639232
>>70639149
Is it possible that this is satire? I’ve never met anyone who is this fucking gay.
--- 70639260
>>70639119
Glad Uncle Ruckus is finally getting treatment
--- 70639284
>>70639159
This is so obviously fake
--- 70639291
>>70639087
Fuck you. I like em.
--- 70639330
>>70639119
This is all designed to destroy monogamy. No woman in the 3-5 range is ever going to settle down with these sad freaks showing off their weak genes and lack of self-respect. They'd rightly rather be pumped and dumped by 8's and 9's.
--- 70639340
>>70638039
>>70636126
Trannies happened.
--- 70639349
>>70639291
No offense meant fren, I do too. They're mostly cringe, yes, but there's nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of cringe, it's like sampling the season's brie.
--- 70639368
>>70639328
>the future is female

Well, I mean. It's getting fucked hard. So yeah.
>Verification not required.
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>>70639059
Does this creature have tiny hands or a massive head? I can't tell which.
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>>70638316
what the fuck this is real
--- 70639684
>>70634933
real, this is the first warmup
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>>70634063
Fellow night runner : )
I like da stars and moon too
--- 70639732
>>70638083
its invilid, you invilid
--- 70639735
>>70632051 (OP)
>There is no smiling or laughter
I dragged 5 of my friends to the gym until they became regulars
we always make jokes and laugh during workouts
be the change you want to see in the world
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>>70639349
>Courage Wolf
>cringe
You're on the wrong side of history, newfriend.
--- 70639888
>>70639801
,0j8 bttpo uhbsry
--- 70639938
>>70639107
Future incel avoided and people are still mad at the dad?
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>>70639519
Wtf the dude isn’t even banging her
I would run asap if she didn’t put out during the 2nd day
--- 70640028
>>70639495
He's going to off her, not even joking, that man's eyes are not just dead but doing a horrible job of hiding a deep hatred for that pyscho eyed cunt.

God I hate this country.
--- 70640078
>>70635829
This, Whoever took those pictures is a massive loser and a creep.
People at the gym are at least doing something and its not the place to judge anyone on their physique.
Fucking hate it that you either get half-naked sluts shoving their asses in your face or creeps harassing other lifters with their phone. Its a fucking gym, leave the phone in your locker and lift.
--- 70640096
>>70639119
Did the center guy not steal anything for a few weeks?
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>>70639472
fucking yikes
--- 70640142
>>70638333
lolsorandom
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>>70639472
>Wait a minute, I need to take a photo of you stealthly handing me the note.
--- 70640242
>>70639472
Not posting the original
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>>70632177
No idea what the redditor was trying to even get at, surpassing your limits and getting that slow drip of triumph as you get stronger every day is fun. I'm not smiling while doing it though
--- 70640349
>>70639130
it was me
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>>70639530
Has this man ever been with a black dude I get the feeling he's just a masterful troll
--- 70640525
>>70634063
I enjoyed night running and looking at the stars and the moon until I hit the edge of the running path and nearly broke my ankle lmao
--- 70640629
>>70640405
Did an AI create this dating profile?
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>>70634314
lol you suck at sex
>b-b-b-ut the girl said she liked it!!!1
yea girls have never lied before kek
--- 70640769
>>70639076
I don't know what to think about such obviously combination (real pic + third party fake text) memes.
If they are good I and make me laugh I guess I don't mind, but this one would have been funnier if it screencapped just the original post by the Redditor.
--- 70640774
>>70640405
They all have a certain look to them. There is something fucked up with their faces. I could pick that retard's political and social values out in seconds if he walked past me while walking his cat
--- 70640805
>>70632051 (OP)
It’s called focus. Why is this a foreign concept to them? It’s fun in its own way, not everything needs to have instant gratification. The slow burn of shaping your body into what you want it to be is gratifying on a whole other level than things that are just fun. It’s almost like the breadth of human experience is enormous and there’s more than one "right" way to embrace it.
--- 70640807
>>70632051 (OP)
If you hate weak people so much, tell me what PED to get without getting cancer and losing my dick.
--- 70640808
>>70639464
>>70639472
>>70639495
>>70639519
>>70639530
Thank you wph, these images always make me feel better about myself and reassure me that there are people out there that are inferior to me in some way
--- 70640828
>>70634063
I’d go night running if only I didn’t live in a shit neighbourhood where I’m likely to witness a drug deal every night and get stabbed for it. The moon is energising and captivating.
--- 70640835
>>70640807
To enhance your performance at what? Typing on the internet?
--- 70640854
>>70639519
Oh sweet Jesus, that poor idiot
--- 70640900
>>70640629
Nope. In fact, he was so weak even Reddit tore him a new one and basically crashed his self-confidence with no survivors.
--- 70640929
>>70639050
he is right. get better at time management
--- 70640939
>>70632167
>Imagine if every adult's mindset was "if it's not fun I'm not doing it".
we would be living in utopia right now
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>>70635368
it's disgraceful. No sense of shame.
--- 70640960
>>70639119
I'm curious to see how the middle guy would look jacked
--- 70640977
>>70634942
Barbell rows are fucking impossible to progress because of how easy it is to cheat by adjusting form. I use a machine to force myself to be consistent.
--- 70640993
>>70639141
>i want to be... the cuck
--- 70640998
>>70639059
What is the context of this post? Is reddit just a place where people go to upboat others being pathetic to feel better about themselves?
--- 70641005
>>70639098
The amazing thing is that this creature has a fiancee and might even manage to reproduce.
--- 70641010
>>70639232
its mentally ill polcels making fake accounts to make the other side look bad 
just look at the username lmao
--- 70641027
>>70640405
just in disbelief that people like this really exist
--- 70641044
>>70640835
>To enhance your performance at what
To not be weak.
>le heckin workout!!!!
For what? To look good in ten years from now? No. I do not have the time.
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>>70640405
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>>70641044
>No. I do not have the time.
What are you doing instead? Typing on the internet?
--- 70641112
>>70641063
the fat chick meme guy
nice
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>>70639107
based parenting
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>>70639112
You just know he jerked off while writing this
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>>70639119
moo
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>>70638049
I wanted to be Olympian giga Chad max when I was 15
I had very nice biceps and nice chest in my prime
Maybe I can start going back because all it takes to grow is a mind and patience.
--- 70641327
>>70637559
this man gets more pussy than all of /fit/ combined.
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>>70635053
this is just a poor attempt to dyel red shirt this guy
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>>70641063
kek
--- 70641463
>>70641085
>What are you doing instead?
Nothing. I've hit a dead end and I ran out of the time I gave myself to fix it.
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>>70634289
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>>70641515
>>70634289
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>>70639519
Thia has to be fake, the guy is not even bad looking to have to wait for a crumb of pussy
--- 70641554
>>70635535
>I GOT BANNED ON REDDIT???
>this is just like heckin murder
--- 70641557
>>70641424
holy shieeet
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>>70640854
>>70641548
Dudes a pedo for sure.
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>>70641424
looks like he was holding it fine, he just slipped
--- 70641566
>>70639112
Soudns like an r.crumb fan fic
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>>70639136
Worked for the guy that designed that, years back. Was meant for those lacking wrist strength (obvs) like grannies, people with disabilities, arthritis... Typical industrial designer type with good intentions and very clever.

Sad that it has come to be an item of scorn.

Having said that, I bought one for my own gran a few years after it was released and she never used it. Was a bit too much of a leap for her at her advanced age. It's still in its packaging somewhere in my pile of junk, returned after she had passed on.

Don't know why I posted this other than I found out that my uncle (her son) also passed this morning and I'm on a trip down memory lane.
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>>70634896
Good for him, he's showing up and putting the work in.
--- 70641651
>>70639119
middle guy is one of the people body positivity is actually for
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>>70637559
This is grotesque
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>>70639107
Why are people like this?
--- 70641681
>crying about reddit bans
Ok this is a just a weak people thread.
--- 70641739
>>70641681
>got banned from the Chris chan sub for calling the mods gay niggos
Reddit mods are still weaker though
--- 70641802
>>70641623
Rest in peace to your Granny and Uncle
I will lift for both of them tomorrow
Losing a loved one can be tough
--- 70641895
>>70634882
https://www.reddit.com/r/Masks4All/comments/12jrv9s/scheduled_for_a_sinus_ct_scan_and_super_nervous/
--- 70641993
>>70639083
>nonbinary
>catboy
fucking retard degen
--- 70642004
>>70641623
Such is life
--- 70642015
>>70639495
It took Jack Nicholson at least 60 takes do to the "Here's Johnny" scene. She could do it in only 1
--- 70642082
>>70635053
Fucking pantyboy lmao
--- 70642096
>>70637559
This is what dead bodies look like
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>>70641627
And doing all of this while also wearing panties
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>>70635053
looks like 140 lbs lmao
--- 70642271
>>70638333
KEK asian dyels are so submissive.
--- 70642283
>>70641623
Don't worry anon. Basedboys aside, I'm confident your invention is making life easier for those who actually need it.
--- 70642326
>>70637559
wtf
that phone is probably the heaviest thing he's ever picked up in his whole life
--- 70642334
>>70639260
Underrated
--- 70642402
>>70639179
Based anon
--- 70642417
I don’t really hate these people. I just feel a bit bad for them but also find them pretty funny.
--- 70642443
>>70638016
It's French for delayed. When French people are late, they literally say that they're retarded (en retard) because that's what it means.

I'm looking forward to when disabled becomes the d-slur.
--- 70642522
>>70639519
He's playing the long game with that kid lmao.
--- 70642550
>>70642417
Yeah they're basically irl lolcows but ultimately harmless.
--- 70642578
>>70639059
lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
--- 70642585
>>70639541
what kind of music is it's groin playing?
--- 70642588
>>70632051 (OP)
>>70634731
>>70634882
>>70634896
>>70641515
Here is some fucking fresh content.
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>>70642588
What's the appeal of airpods when lifting? I've borrowed my little sister's once since my soundcores weren't charged and not only did they sound terrible, but they also barely stayed in despite minimal head movement. She said she got them since everyone in her classes have a pair, but these are genuinely just terrible at least for exercise. I can see hiding one in your hair during lectures, but not actual lifting
--- 70642623
>>70639495
Why the fuck is the sticker chart LGBT?
--- 70642635
>>70642588
how many of these do you think you could take in a fight? I’m gonna say 4-5 before they swarm me. Probably more depending on the environment.
--- 70642666
>>70642620
I've never used them but your average Apple enjoyer obviously doesn't care one but about functionality
--- 70642674
>>70642620
based big ear anon
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>>70634882
some fucking manlet took this pic ,all I see is a person trying to be a better version of themselves ,you didn't lifted 100lbs on first day of gym ,we all started from somewhere
--- 70642719
>you didn't lifted 100lbs on first day of gym
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>>70641005
A fiancee that's probably a fat chick, that makes a kid as worse as their parents
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>>70639195
Many of these soft majors have plenty of classes that are just an extension of high school and thus the profs count attendance as a grade.
And they literally are baby sitters.
--- 70642744
>>70641554
>Death of Liberty
>Not murder
Ok commie
--- 70642747
>>70642719
>Bicep looking pretty decent
>Putting in the work at the gym
>All he has to do is just clean bulk a bit to put on some good mass so he can lift heavier 
Gonna make it
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>>70642747
>Bicep looking pretty decent
Glad to see you are keeping with the theme of the thread.
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>>70634289
you're a fucking retard if u don't know that retard is a slur
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>>70642759
Retard is but retarded isnt.
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Do other anons call the 2.5lb and 5lb plates "cookies" too?
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>>70642792
1.25 = ritz crackers
2.5 = cookies
5 = cookies
10 = training wheels
25 = little wheels
35 = fake 45s
45 = big wheels
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>>70642719
>redditor 
kys already manlet
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>>70639495
>>70640028
It’s clearly a joke you absolute mong
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>>70641435
tbf the guy in the middle row 4th col looks like he's not 100% normal but the rest of them need to touch grass for sure.
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>>70639495
la bruja escandinava de los americos
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>>70639107
jesus that thread I had to check if it was real, this is actually upsetting me how can they be so fucking stupid
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>>70641424
The way all the juice pour down in his head and then the vase come off to his head, looney tunes shit
>"Heh, hey ladies, the drink's on me"
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>>70639519
wasn't there a follow up to this?
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>>70639107
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>>70642635
Depends on a lot of things, but I guess I could take out 6-8
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>>70639340
That thing is a biological female.
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>>70642913
>single mothers
Remember, there is always a reason that theyre single.
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>>70642522
lmao
fookin devilish
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‘ate dyels
‘ate sub 2pl8 benchers
luv dyel seethe
not racist just don’t want em on me board. simple as
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>>70639107
OP in the post is so close to making it but going to Reddit for advice, even worse to ask if he’s in the wrong because he lacks the conviction to stand by his values, is chump beta behavior. Probably why he is a nurse and not a doctor
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>>70642828
This photo is older than you, you faggot zoomer. You think before TikTok people would've gone through the effort of all those stickers and shit just for a fake internet photo?
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>>70639119
There are probably 100 groids who have vitaglio in the US and all of them apparently fucking work as models considering how often they're shoved into any media.
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>>70642858
I will totally use this like the next time I’ll autistically pour a drink on me
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>>70640939
Fuck off with your retarded commie bullshit. Modern society was built by people who decided to do what needs to be done, not what's fun.
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>>70642886
Yeah, he was humiliated, asked her why the fuck she posted that, and then cut off all contact with her and got a gf and a solid career.

So, happy ending after all.
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>>70643030
>calling others zoomer
>thinking this shit only sarted with tiktok
hahahaha
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>>70643064
>make spectacle of yourself complete with filming equipment on tripod
NOOOOOO DONT LOOK AT ME I DONT WANT ATTENTION HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? RACISTS!!!
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>>70632051 (OP)
>Just smile and laugh in a physically demanding state, bro.
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>>70642913
kek poor guy
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>>70643064
It's because she's filming them!
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>>70638424
He's going further than whoever this poster is.
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>>70637559
Imagine being a manlet with short legs.
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>>70639495
>Dishes earn two beers
So we usually do dishes once to twice a day, that's an average of 3 beers every night. Seems like a lot.
>Take six pisses and flap down a flappy bit and I won't be a cunt
I simply don't believe her.
>Six horrendous shits/ naked wiggling
This is the worst possible ratio on the entire chart. Why would he change any blowout diapers when it's simply not worth it?
>Bath/her not doing an action
how does this one even work? Is yhere a time limitations or does she throw away his clothing every time she or someone else bathes the children? Eventually, he will run out of shirts.
>Put six peanut butter sandwiches in sacks and get carte blanche on ANYTHING
That's the best exchange rate.
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>>70639530
I always laugh at the mannequin. Like, Jeffrey Dahmer could get a new black guy to kill and eat every month, twelve ton tammy is som jig's boo, but this guy's too creepy for a brother.
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Adding myself. I’ve been running and playing soccer 3/4x a week and have lost a bunch of upper body strength. I’ve also lost about 10 lbs, down to 165, but I assume that muscle memory and a regular gym schedule will get it back relatively quickly.
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>>70642913
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>>70640078
t. redditor and/or DYEL
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>>70642913
to give her some credits, those names don't really help. It is supposed to trick a buyer into thinking it's some magic pill that will grow your muscles and it worked... on the mother of a poor guy lmao
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>>70642913
Oof
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>>70642757
Tfw not everyone has 5+ years in the gym. Everyone has to start somewhere. This thread is full of asshats ragging on dyels TRYING to get big. So now we get to make fun of people trying? Real nigger behaviors.
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>>70643262
Nice rebuttal, guess you self-identified with that faggot who takes unsolicited pictures of other men.
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>>70639495
Can tell just from the photo that this girl thinks she’s the funniest person in every room she walks into
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>>70640405
The vaush aesthetic
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>>70642666
This is retarded. You're actually autistic if you think airpod wearers are doing it as some fashion statement.
Airpods are the only earbud that has consistently fit well in my ear without some goofy ear strap. On top of that the sound quality is great for wireless earbuds. The battery is also consistent. When you buy some other brand that people will inevitably say is "better than airpods" the quality is always dogshit or inconsistent. Everyone I know who bought non-airpod wireless earbuds eventually relented and bought airpods because their wireless buds sucked so much.
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>>70643433
-Posted from my iPhone
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>>70643459
cope and seethe, I know many android users who use airpods
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>>70643480
>somebody make a joke about apple, Id better defend my favorite company instead of just ignoring it
applefags never get old.
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>>70637559
> working out for years btw
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>>70642283
Not my invention but was around while it was work in progress.
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>>70643480
jej
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>>70639541
Fuck, this is me. Fuck fuck fuck. How do I fix this?
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>>70643030
You’re even more of an absolute mong than I first thought. Also I’m no zoomer, I’ve been on 4chan since 2007, newfag.
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>>70639072
i have never trained any martial art, but i'm fairly confident i could kick their asses even if they all came at me at once
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>>70634731
Wtf is that his front teeth getting knocked out?
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>>70635829
I pretty much agree with you, except for the people wearing masks. They deserve to be mocked relentlessly
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>>70643818
His apple brain scramblers fell out.
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>>70638424
That's how you get an abdominal hernia
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>>70643318
>cat pic 
Yep, it’s dyel redditor time.
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>>70643790
>I’ve been on 4chan since 2007
My condolences.
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>>70643926
>maybe i'll call him a redditor again!
Thanks for playing faggot, go photograph some more strange men for your gay collection.
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>some anon posts over an hour later
>responds within 5 min with a tranny pic
Lol. Lmao even.
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>>70643779
I have poor will too, but my wife yells at me and calls me fat if I stop trying.get someone to yell at you.
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>>70644015
Bro stop he’s already dead.
>inb4 it’s m’am
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>be me

>6'4" 235 lbs 12% bf
>hanging out with my boys in front of the gym
>just wrapped up a killer ME Lower Day so we're smoking some cigs and shooting the shit (if you've never had a post workout cig you're a faggot plain and simple)
>bullshitting around and catcalling the sluts going into and out of the gym
>see a minivan roll into the parking lot and drop off a kid about 25 yards out
>minivan speeds away, check the driver it's a haggard, fat old soccer mom
>kid's walking over to the gym doors, probably like 15 years old, 250+ pounds, cokebottle glasses, acne all over, greasy long hair, the works
>just as he passes by us i call out "what's up shamu?"
>he stops and looks over to us
>gave him a big wedgie to assert dominance (basic cotton panties, floral pattern)
>"long way from sea world ain't you, boy?"
>my buddies and I laugh, high five each other, he just stands there and looks at us dumbfounded
>i sip my protien shake and say, "what you just gonna stand there starin' like a retard? we don't like fatboys like you 'round here"
>i flick my cigarette butt at him, he flinches and starts walking away looking for him mom's van
>my buddies throughout all this are cracking up
>kid realizes his mom has left, pulls out his cellphone i assume to call her to come pick him up
>walk over to him and smack it out of his hand
>it breaks on the pavement
>"nah, you look like you could use the exercise"
>my buddies lose it, the kid is shaking and staring up at me with tears in his eyes
>"go on now boy, get. *claps* 'fore you make me mad"
>he starts heading off out towards the parking lot
>ain’t never seent him there again
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>>70639050
actual based professors desu.
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Saw this asian dyel using my rack at the gym. Got a better look at him in the lockerroom and he had the smallest dick I've ever seen. I mean that thing was about the size of an acorn. Hadn't seen a dick that small since I went icefishing with my nephew.
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>>70644235
This is all very interesting but what kind of panties was he wearing? Let's quantify the progress in absolute terms we all understand like color of the panties through full range of motion.
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Hot off the press. Anyone talking like this is a weak minded fool who never developed mentally past the age of 10.
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>>70643810
You are just as delusional as them.
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>>70643810
>>70644331
>0 fighting experience apart from high school locker room bs and a few bar fights in college
>fraternity brother/lifting buddy invites me to go to his mma gym
>meet him there after work
>going to do some rolling
>get paired up with some “””black belt”””
>manlet with a bunch of tattoos and shirt that says “GIRL DAD”
>literally pick him up and hold him
>he tries to kick and wiggle out like the guy in the video
>literally just holding him down
>nothing he could do to stop it
Gave me a lot of confidence and made me realize bjj is a meme. Our kids go to the same school so I see him around and jumpscare him as a joke to make him flinch but he’s a pretty cool guy minus short man complex.
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>>70634289
>freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences
What else would it be freedom from?
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>>70644444
witnessed
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>>70644556
bjj manlets btfo
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>>70640934
I like CC because it makes me feel better about some of the nasty stuff people on here say about women.
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>>70643433
>t. has never heard of jbl
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>>70644115
nice larp
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>>70644115
>(basic cotton panties, floral pattern)
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im going to the gym, will have some OC when i get back. gym is crawling with dyel zoomers
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>>70644772
Godspeed Anon.
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>>70642913
i had a similar experience, the worst part is my parents weren't overprotective with anything else, they knew about my porn use as early as 11 and didnt care enough to do anything, they tried to get me to date/have sex as a teenager and were so fucking creepy about it that it ended up having the opposite effect. when I tried to take weights in high school they literally called the school and harassed them until they took me out of the class. unfortunately for them now I take actual steroids, stopped using porn, and am just completely disgusted by the thought of physical intimacy probably from them pressuring me so hard.