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--- 70595831
How feasible is this phyqisue if you are 5'11? How high lifts do you need to reach? I just wanna be ottermode desu so i can be attractive to women
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>>70595831 (OP)
I think Link is shorter than Western males but 5'11 is better, more girls likes it.
Just get lean and mean, don't bench too heavy
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>>70595831 (OP)
How much would a Link weight if he was 5'11?
t. another fag that's also interested
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>>70595831 (OP)
>5'11
Go get that Gerudo dress you twink
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>>70595831 (OP)
literally just low bodyfat and a 1pl8 bench
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>>70596147
Doesn't have anything to do with bench or squat or whatever, twink physiques need abs and secondary muscles the main lifts do not actually directly train or hypertrophy, which might come as a shock to ugly mark rippetoe meatriders.

If you're serious about looking like that, eat high protein and be very active - do sports, walk around, find a hobby that burns a lot of calories. And supplement all of that with strength and hypertrophy work 3 times a week, don't forget to do your direct abdominal isolation exercises, ie weighted crunches or leg raises, and you should be there in 4-5 months depending on how skinny you currently are and how much fat you need to lose.
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It's pretty much impossible to be that lean and have muscles protruding that much unless you have godly genetics
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>>70596186
he said that physique not a twink physique. 
a swift death to all you fat homos btw
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>>70595831 (OP)
That's a drawing bro
Fucking video games are turning you all into fags disconnected from reality
Try going outside or playing a sport you human bean bag
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>>70595831 (OP)
i have it at 5'10
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>>70596203
That pic ia natty achiavable for most
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>>70596237
I know a 23yo who has this same body, except he's 1m90. This is definitely achievable through callistenics
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>>70596491
proof?
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>>70595831 (OP)
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Is this the thread
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>>70596097
~60kg
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>>70595831 (OP)
It's very feasible if you start off skinny. I achieved a similar physique at this height in a few months, wasn't putting up anything impressive at all weight wise either. If you're already skinny (not skinnyfat, I mean true low bf% skinny) just eat at a 500 cal surplus and do a full body workout every other day for a few months and you'll see. If you've got substantial body fat then I have no idea how to help, I've never been fat
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>>70599236
that's the problem im a skinnyfat cunt from the land down under and shit sucks in this hellhole
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>>70595831 (OP)
i'm 5'9 and close to that physique (had a laps, as i had flue after flue for three month this winter. all of that quarantine busted my imune system, but now its back online).
for 5'11 it should be doable too.

linkmode requires long hair and a babyface though.

>>70597655
>pretentious pan flag
> not just stating the factual bi
> attention gear equiped
no
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>>70595831 (OP)
>*inhales*
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>70600062
>babyface though.
youth related (like up until 25 years age) body fat on the face never looks good on a man.
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>>70600600
bone structure can cause babyface too, especialy if you have a healthy skin and slight under-skin fat layer due to your ethnicity. that can go on until you get wrinkly. i am 26 and get mistaken for anywhere between 17 to 23 (depending on how well shaven or not i am and if i have my hair down or not).

from how my parents look nowdays and how they looked on their wedding photo, i will age decently. and i can grow a nice full beard if that becomes necessary.
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>>70595831 (OP)
why would you want to be a dyel?
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>>70595831 (OP)
M8 this is literally easy as shit. Just do cardio+pushups and pullups
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>>70595831 (OP)
>want to twinkmaxx
>have ugly face
:/
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>>70601653
same... face masks kinda work but they are so annoying to wear since it fogs up my glasses
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>>70595831 (OP)
That is currently my goal and I am getting close. as im cutting rn. 5'11 143 / 181cm 65kg. 
Cut is going pretty easy, the only times i plateau are more due to forgetting im even doing it than it being hard to resist. TDEE is about 1850. I do 30min cardio a day burns 200cal easy. I lift about every other day mostly calisthenics and dumbbells. Intermittent fasting 18-6 each day. One big meal and then a 2nd small at the end, both very healthy. My 2nd row of abs are showing more now and I noticed my cheekbones slightly more. 

Its not that hard anon, once you are in the routine. I'm also straight and doing it to look cool
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>>70595831 (OP)
Totally not gay or anything but I kind of want to sleep in the same bed as that guy.

Not 'cause I wanna try to come on to him or fuck him, or anything gay like that. I just wanna, I don't know... keep him warm?
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>>70602673
you mean, be in a non-sexual romantic relationship with him?
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>>70595831 (OP)
See this thread: >>70600009 →

Lalo is about 6' tall so you should aim for something like that.
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>>70603272
How did that make you feel?
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>>70602673
Is it just link you feel this for or anyone who looks like they could be an actual anime character?
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>>70603356
This guy looks attractive no homo. What do my lifts/bf% need to be at to achieve this at 6'1?
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>>70601653
>>70601962
You're both late teens to 20 something year-old men. You'll never have the faces of literal anime girls and trying to compare yourselves to cartoons is literally asking for nothing but despair in life. Even the most feminine twinks look presentable thanks to having an obscuring haircut, makeup, and the camera/lighting tricks.
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>>70602222
checked
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>>70603740
this is less than 1/2/3/4 with the bf% of an overcooked bacon. but having this physique will only help with picking up gay men and making girls think you are gay and into getting dominated
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>>70603740
Why would you want to look like that?
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Very feasible 
I looked like that with a lot of cardio though

Running 2 times a week
Swimming 2 times a week, 3 if possible 
Do gym 2 times a week, focus on abs, arms shoulders and combine with the running days by doing running on the treadmill 

It’s a big time commitment and easier if you are young or student
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>>70603356
At 6 1 he would probably weight around 145 lbs
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>>70597655
yucky yuck
>>70603740
probably weighs 170-180 if 6'1
Lifts? 205 5x5 bench press
daily ab work
daily calistenics
able to do 12-15 pull ups
lu raises with 15 lbs 12*3
fuck around with arm stuff
YOU NEED TO KNOW:
A lot of what you admire about this physique is not things you can effect, is muscle insertions, hip soldier width, face, way limbs fit together etc, its a lot like trying to emulate the fight club physique. YLiterally try stronglights until you can bench 2pl8s and then decide what "mode" you want
>>70601653
Get muscular then your not a "twink" or pretty boy you were put on earth to wage war. own up to it the sooner the better. if you can't own up to it, suffer nuerosis and detatchment forever, then again your posting about wanting to twinkmaxx on 4chan so your probably hopeless body/face dysmorphic peon with a poor grip on reality
>>70603902
TSMT
>>70604192
Your right with the lifts but, young women do like this your confusing the vibe of the video (his clothes and pose) with the physique purely
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>>70604311
SEXOOOOO
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>>70604192
>but having this physique will only help with picking up gay men and making girls think you are gay and into getting dominated
I don't think so, what makes you say this outside of general /fit/ meme autism?
>>70604241
Looks aesthetic
>>70604265
>lu raises
What is the advantage of these over things like db lateral raises, cable laterals, etc.?
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>>70604265
>>70604192
>>70604311
it literally just looks gay. it looks like you forged your body specifically to attract men. ofcourse, you are right to say that the clothes/pose contribute to it, but its still a physique that makes you look like you WANT people to think you are a fuckable twink
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>>70605001
Then why are most women attracted to ottermode faggot?
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>>70605143
he looks nothing like real ottermode you disgusting ebola ridden monkey. have fun seeing brimstone and fire after you die of aids
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>>70604241
Why would you not? 
Take away the clothes, chain, hair, pose etc and just judge his body. 
He's very attractive and very healthy, this kind of physique continues to look great for the rest of your life all the way to the grave, it's also very attractive to women.
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>>70595831 (OP)
5'7 goals desu
Although personally I'd prefer to be slightly more diesel
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this is the doodoo huffer thread huh
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>>70605521
there’s like 3 others up right now
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>>70595831 (OP)
That nigga is 4'11
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>>70595831 (OP)
Lean runner body and basic dumbbell/body weight workouts are pretty much all you need along with eating clean of course. By 'runner body' I just mean 5K like five times a week, nothing crazy.
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>>70595831 (OP)
You don't need any lifts for this. Just work on shoulders, abs, and minimal chest and cut down to at least 10% BF.
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>>70595831 (OP)
>How high lifts do you need to reach?

3". Anything more becomes detectable. 3" is doable IF you learn all the little tricks how to disguise them. Anything less than 3" is unacceptable because you'll still be a manlet.

t. me, master of shoe lifts.
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>>70596642
That's not what I'm saying retard, what I'm saying is that you shouldn't base your goal body off of a gay fake video game character drawing drawn by an age fetishist, you should be inspired by real physiques. Not stupid fake shit drawn by a literal diaper wearer
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>>70603356
>in a loving relationship with gf
>cant stop boyposting on /fit/
what do
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>>70606905
don't dump her. its nearly impossible to find love with twinks with or without using apps. I Met up with one who was acting pretty nice but just wanted me to pay for shit.

Apart from physical appearance (subjective)
Twinks are worse than most vapid women you will meet. There are no innocent angels looking for a good-willed guy who has his shit together and is willing to provide emotional support, but there are with women. It's all just indirect prostitution unless you are a solid 8/10+ in which case you are a prolonged hookup.
Other gay men aren't much better.
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>>70606905
I wanna cuddle cute boys too. It is what it is.
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>>70606202
I'm not a manlet but do you guys ever get sore feet from wearing such... Padded shoes? Mine feel a bit sore after wearing the usual non oil slip, no static electricity iron capped workboots for hours at end.
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>>70603356
my dick is exploding.
I'd fuck him over 9 out of 10 girls I see on the street...
so this is how the romans felt like...
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>>70605183
he looks literally like this you fucking retard
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>>70606905
boyposting is fun so i dont blame you
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>>70607281
Can confirm
I used to be gay and dating femboys is psychological torture; women suck but they're still leagues easier to deal with
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>>70597599
Bench lmao1pl8, cut down to 10% bf, theres your proof
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>>70609666
trips of satan
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>>70608306
Roma calls Anon...
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>>70611079
hotttt cuuute
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>>70611079
it should be illegal to be this cute
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>>70608306
Understandable.
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>>70612725
Got that school shooter glare going on
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>>70612725
oh god i want him to beat me to death
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>>70612725
serious buffalo bill vibes
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>>70604311
tummy tickle twink torture sex
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>>70604311
I'd like to have SEX with this guy if you know what I mean
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>>70607281
THIS, being bisexual is just for fucking, never for a relationship with men
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>>70613320
I said that as a GAY man. I went for twinks because I heard they were more romantic and into relationships. It's total bullshit. All of my crushes are on straight guys because gay men act so repulsive.
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>>70597655
please do the world a favor and wear gloves or those fingerless armsleeves
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>>70613418
>I went for twinks because I heard they were more romantic and into relationships
You'd know this is bullshit if you would just treat twinks like you would treat a woman, which they essentially are
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>>70595831 (OP)
nu-ganon is natty and is coming (literally) for link's bussy
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If i'm already pretty skinny how do i go about achieving such a physique?
I assueme its easier for fat people cause they just need to lose the mass with activity and it should all come out naturally,
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>>70613866
5'6 100 lbs by the way
near to no muscle. My current physiognomyis that of a chudjack, i'd like to change it but i'm not sure where to start other than just eating more and doing core exercises.
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>>70607281
>>70613418
>>70613320
You bro's are retarded. I married the twink I met in college. 
>>70613470
>You'd know this is bullshit if you would just treat twinks like you would treat a woman, which they essentially are
This guys mostly right. Don't treat them like magic.
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>>70595831 (OP)
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>>70605001
Girls like that way more than jacked guys. I want everyone to want to fuck me.
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>>70607281
dang bro that really sucks for you, my partner and I are doing great, honestly couldn't be happier. you just had shit luck man.
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>>70613713
whats even happening in totk i havent watched any of the newer trailers
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>>70595831 (OP)

That's a cartoon, Anon.
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>>70595831 (OP)
i must IMMEDIATELY look like this or i will die
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>>70612725
how do you get your sides to look less chubby? i struggle getting mine to look this lean even with a similar physique
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>>70605183
The main difference is brad is not homo and doesn’t try to look cute. Actually letting your body and face hair grow make u not look like a total fag freakshow.
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>>70616415
based on the human body, which is real
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>>70616139
zelda disappears, ganon is back, links right arm gets corrupted by malice and then you have pic related
--- 70619402
Started lifting a month ago and started cutting right away (skinny fat-ish, 180cm, 70kg down to 67 now).
Planning to cut until I'm at ~63kg and have plateaued with the weights on my lifts (dyel numbers atm).
I'm following the 5x5 plan from the sticky. Any auxillary lifts I should add to my routine at some point or other advice
to achieve the semi-muscular twink physique?
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>>70619402
>180cm
>70kg
>skinnyfat
>cut until 63kg
you are anorexic
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>>70619411
just very low muscle with all fat stored in hip and belly
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>>70619508
I am 178cm. Last time I weighted 63kg I was on chemo and thin as a rail. I promise you you barely have any fat. If the body dysmorphia bothers you that much do a recomp.
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>>70619411
yeah i'd cut till skelly but after that bulk 250 calories above TDEE
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>>70619402
>(skinny fat-ish, 180cm, 70kg
literally me I don't know why I weight that little but still look skinnyfat, also I am 183cm, to not look skiny fat I need to cut to 65kg
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>>70619402
If ur 70 you should bulk. Develop the musculature and cut later to become the twink of ur dreams bud
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>>70595831 (OP)
>170 to 200

What is this agent of Satan smoking?
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>>70613894
>>70614923
Those anons are right, it only concerns good looking dudes tho.

I've dated multiple unironic 9/10 twink princes who rocked my shit in all the ways good and bad and I'm now with a 6/10 for sanity/stability reasons.
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>>70621272
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>>70621355
if you dated 9/10 twiks how did you pul it off???
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>>70595831 (OP)
I think I almost look like that but I'm still too skelly
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>>70621389
>great jawline
>slim with a little muscle
>friendly, sense of humour, playful, extroverted
>have a father figure present in your childhood
>be a fatherly big bro
All of them topped me too so go figure.
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>>70595831 (OP)
Homosexual intercourse with Link
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>>70621272
Wow he’s not even close, but he’s still writing as if he’s some authority on the matter. So many people on the internet are completely retarded.
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>>70606887
Artists use references, if it's not obviously unrealistic they can't just invent anatomy
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>>70595831 (OP)
would climbing get you a body like link’s? he does a lot of that in the game
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>>70607281
>Twinks are worse than most vapid women you will meet
literally is as far from the truth as possible.
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>>70621435
>>great jawline
it's over
>>70621435
>>friendly, sense of humour, playful, extroverted
I can do these things for a few days before being compeltely exausted
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>>70621623
Lol
Lmao even
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>>70595831 (OP)
>Have link archetype
>Never ending circus of not eating enough and also eating too much
>I'm 6' 153lb here
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>>70621890
Ew
Are you delusional?
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>>70621906
>Reading comprehension
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>>70621623
sounds true tho, plus they're already fucking everyone so good luck trying to find one who wants a single partner
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>>70621914
> have Link archetype 
>not delusional
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>>70621937
>Link archetype 
>I literally look like link
Which of these do you think I meant? 
If you look closer to links archetype, post body or cope harder.
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>>70621890
have you considered being 8 years younger, shaving all your body hair, and doing 5x as much core work?
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>>70621925
Keep away from the scary twinks anon it's okay. You don't need to make up excuses for why they intimate you. 
lol!
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>>70621991
Have you considered taking a reading comprehension course?
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>>70621973
nta but what do you think archetype means
no googling
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>>70621623
The problem with people like you is your egos are out of control
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>>70621973
>Looks nothing like Link, or his """archetype"""
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>>70621890
For sure bait
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>>70595831 (OP)
>How feasible is this phyqisue if you are 5'11?
fucking hilarious when dudes in the upper parts of normal height think they're fucking shaq or that it will be impossible to build any muscle at all because they're such giants
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>>70622089
I know what I'm worth ;) 
(So does my husband)
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>>70622173
What an unpleasant person you must be
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>>70621890
how am i the same weight as you and only an inch shorter and yet look skinnier
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>>70622192
Stay mad fatty
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I love my twink. I took his anal virginity recently, and as soon as I stuck it inside of him he came all over my bedspread.
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Very feasible I think, he’s not very big
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>>70623534
imagine having another man's cum on your bed what a cuck
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>>70623591
this
if i had a twink bf i would rather him cum in my ass
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>>70623534
Were you gentle? What noises did he make?
(assuming this isn't a larp)
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>>70623591
It's ok, whatever he didn't lick off my fingers got shoved into his asshole after.
>>70623751
Yes. Lots of lube, lots of stretching with my fingers. He was still pretty tight, but I just went slowly so that he could get used to it. As for noises, he yelped a little and moaned a lot.
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>>70623823
what body type do you have?
im trying to attract twinks
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>>70623840
Twinks attract other twinks majority of the time.
But if you're not a twink himbo/hunks bodies are great attractants.
>>70623823
Alright good, twinks deserve to be treated with the upmost care.
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>>70623840
I'm 5'8, fat gut with a lot of muscle. I fell for the powershitter meme for 2 years. He's 6'1 and slender.
I think it's a matter of personality mostly for attracting.
>>70623883
Of course. Afterwards we laid in bed together and I stroked his long hair while we watched dumb shit on YouTube, until he fell asleep laying on my chest. I woke up later to him sucking me off again.
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>>70623949
why are you doing this to me
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>>70623534
>>70623823
>>70623949
must be nice. happy for you anon.
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>>70623949
is it possible to learn this power?
I too am about 5"8 and have the body of an orangutan
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>>70624126
>>70624090
>>70624094
Go out and meet people. Talk to them. A lot of cute twinks are going to be out of your political zone and mostly into leftism/communism and shit. That sort of thing blew my first relationship with a 10/10 effeminate twink into smitheroons, because I was being too much of a fucking retarded neckbeard about shit that didn't really matter. If you put yourself out there, you will find someone. Learn to love yourself, as well. Godspeed, my friends.
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>>70624170
I just don't live in a faggot country. They beat gays here and even natural-born twinks get brainwashed into trying to be as masc as possible when in reality it just makes them look goofy and weird.
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>>70624170
Effeminate (acting) twinks are the bottom of the barrel. If you want a healthy homo relationship getting a manly high test twink will always be better. Nothings worse than dating a man with the behavior of a woman.
Also most twinks are apolitical or just take the side of their boyfriend.
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>>70624170
im working up the courage to talk to a twink in one of my college classes. i wish my social skills werent so bad
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>>70624206
over here theres just not good genetic stock. we are all descendants of sailors and mountainmen and we are either bears, gorillas or walruses. 
truly tis a sexual desert
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>>70624232
Have you scoped out if he's a homosexual yet or not? Regardless, just ask him if he wants to get lunch with you sometime or something.
.>>70624228
He was effeminate in looks.
>Nothings worse than dating a man with the behavior of a woman.
How many bottoms have you talked to?
>Also most twinks are apolitical or just take the side of their boyfriend.
I think the same could be said of a lot of people. I was just putting way too much autism power in one place at the wrong time.
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>>70624272
im not 100% sure that hes gay but he has a slight gay accent, has long feminine hair, and i havent seen him with a girl
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>>70624332
Awesome. Nonchalantly ask if he wants to hang out or get lunch. Best of luck to you, and if you are rejected, don't take it too hard. There's a lot of these fuckers.
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>>70624272
>How many bottoms have you talked to?
Not many, I just wanted to say how much I hate women (and womanly men)
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>>70624345
i dont know that ill immediately go for a date, i thought about becoming his friend first
however the semesters almost over so i dont have much time
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>>70624272
how do you figure it out? Do you just ask?
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>>70624418
That's a good idea. Move fast if you want to secure the twink.
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>>70624418
>Having a crush on a classmate
>Near the end of the semester
Ouch, I've been there anon. Do you at least sit somewhere near him? Maybe try working with him on whatever the subject of the class is? That's what I always used to do.
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>>70624439
>Move fast if you want to secure the twink.
idk why but this made me laugh. reminds me of "bring me the twink"
>>70624467
its a small classroom but i dont sit near him
me and him do face each other though
i thought about talking to him while were all leaving class and complimenting his hair since i kinda have long hair (nowhere near his hair's length (and beauty))
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>>70624519
Are you fit and taller than him?
Its wise to at least look presentable before approaching him.
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>>70624519
>i thought about talking to him while were all leaving class and complimenting his hair since i kinda have long hair (nowhere near his hair's length (and beauty))
Fucking do it anon. 99% of the time, guys aren't going to act like you want to rape them for giving them unsolicited compliments and if you go the extra mile on asking him how he does it, I'm sure he'll be happy to tell you. From there on, keep the conversation going. Try not to sound too flirty but more like you're genuinely impressed with his hair style as well.
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>>70624519
if he is like any other guy then theres probably not a lot of people who takes interest in him. a good old "how you doing?" could start you of
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>>70624587
>Are you fit and taller than him?
im taller by a little bit and i wouldnt call myself fit, i guess you could say im twinkish though
only thing hindering me is my unremarkable face and social skills
>>70624601
yeah i thought about asking for his hair routine and what products he uses as well as what his major is
>>70624612
considering where i live theres probably not a lot of people into him, im surprised theres anyone like him in the first place
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>>70624732
>only thing hindering me is my unremarkable face and social skills

what do you think is wrong with your face anon?
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>>70624776
its kind of wide, ugly nose, and existing but not well defined jawline
unremarkable is the best word i could find, i wouldnt consider myself hideous but im not exactly a looker either
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>>70624888
are you interested in any other guys or just him?
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>>70624888
I get it anon. I've been called handsome and cute but several people, both by family and acquaintances, but have never really felt like I've earned that compliment. I love myself in the mirror but if how I look on zoom and in photos is any indication then I just feel like people were being polite. I myself have an asymmetrical nose and one eye that shuts more easily than the other making me look like a stroke victim.

I guarantee however that you're making yourself to be less attractive than you actually are. Just try to look as presentable as possible and to try your hardest to see him as any other friend/acquaintance that you have no attraction to and if you're nice, friendly, and talkative then you'll be sure to garner a warm reaction in return. And try to have fun with it. It's not every day that you find someone you look forward to speaking with so look at it as more of an exciting thing than something you're dreading. I hope I don't sound like I'm giving you the most normalfaggish platitudes but all of this stuff worked out for me.
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>>70625012
damnit

*by several people*
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>>70625012
well, it is true we are our own worst critics.
There is als osome science or some shit about how we look less attractive to ourself but I didnt pay enough attention to remember all that
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>>70624976
he has a fairly strong hold on my heart at the moment but hes not the only guy ive felt attraction towards
for example there was a twink waiter that caught my eye a while back
why do you ask?
>>70625012
perhaps, ive just never had anyone show much romantic attraction towards me and maybe thats just getting to my head
my friends seem to enjoy my company though and some classmates have talked to me about stuff
>I hope I don't sound like I'm giving you the most normalfaggish platitudes
not at all, its pretty helpful, i wouldve been too focused on him to just simply think of talking to him like i would a friend
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>>70625215
you still gotta be a little flirty early on
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>>70604192
I agree on the gay men bit, because that lil nigga is appealing to ME, and I've never had a gay moment in my life, but I guarantee he's getting mad, MAD pussy. 16 to 23 year olds will be all over his dick 24/7
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>>70625553
i still dont know for certain that hes gay
and how do you flirt with a guy
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>>70625731
lift his shirt and say "Nice. wanna bang?"
I dont know, Im retarded.
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>>70625594
I know him on my discord channel. Hes proclaims himself an incel and posts his autistic botched tinder messages.
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>>70625766
i think that would get me expelled anon
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>>70625809
probably. Maybe the "flirt early" is only for women? just dont get freindzoned
>>70625780
if he is bi he shouldnt have a problem getting llaid
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>>70625780
>Hes proclaims himself an incel
the internet has ruined an entire generation of men
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>>70625870
I can fix him...
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>>70621838
Aye, 'tis not every day you can impress the 9/10s.
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>>70623158
NTA but its over get a life, mean and ugly is what you probably are
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>>70625840
He thought he was bi, but he's really straight. I wouldn't blame him for being an incel, he's in bongland and has to put up with bloated ogres gawking at him on a daily basis.
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>>70625993
shame. well, its not like Id ever meet him anyways
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>>70625993
BRITISH??? boner lost
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>>70595831 (OP)
I have this body, but I'm also incel. Such is life as an autist
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>>70626336
>I have this body
pics?
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>>70626324
He is actually Spanish.
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>>70623949
>I'm 5'8, fat gut with a lot of muscle. I fell for the powershitter meme for 2 years. He's 6'1 and slender
i'm 5'10 and i have fucked a cute twink that's 6'3 twice now
He is so much better at taking my dick than any women i've been with
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>>70626054
Only two guys I've seen post on /fit/ could pull a twink of that caliber.
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>>70595831 (OP)
Calisthenics and cardio

t. twink
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>>70623949
>>70626886
what is sex with a (relatively) tall twink like
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>>70621890
more like hinox archetype LOL
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>>70627134
No weights at all?
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I’m ugly and fat but people think I am 16 when I’m actually 21. Can I become a twink if I lose weight? I’m 6ft 200lbs right now
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>>70628789
Maybe. Having a boyish youthful face is important in that regard. But you should probably lose some weight / get in shape no matter what. You will end up looking better.
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>>70628789
Go for it anon. You're still young, not fat to the point of being obese, and even if you don't achieve your dream body you'll be and feel like you're in a vastly better place than how you currently are right now. The fact that you are mistaken for being younger than you are is a good sign.

Though I was never overweight, I used to eat like shit until I was 24. I'm talking 2-3 bowls full of chips, slathering ice cream on my cake as it if were another layer of icing, soda every day, ignoring the serving sizes for candy/hostess products, consuming HFCS and trans fats often, eating fast food often, etc. According to some anons, I should have never gotten a twink body and yet I did. I'm rooting for ya anon.
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>>70604916
Lu raises activate the traps so you'll see some gains there, they basically take over at the top of the movement. However, the resistance curve of dumbells/plates against gravity is bad there so you have less to work against as it gets higher up. Generally traps tire before side delts so think of them as side delt prefatigue to main delt lifts. Lu does them for convenience and because he has no reason for his delts to outstrip his traps seeing how he doesn't care about aesthetics, only whether he can lift a weight which this helps with.
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>>70627124
depends on what the twink is into
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twunks > twinks
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>>70612725
>>70611079
is there an archie of his stuff
does he have tiktok/insta
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>>70629205
laloisok is his username on twitter/ig. He still has a lot of stuff up on both sites. You should be able to find lots of stuff if you dig around on the 4chan archives too.
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>>70629205
Here's something to slake your thirst.
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For any twinks that are still in this thread, what would you guys do if Lalo threatened to beat the shit out of you like the bully from Louie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMbN_MzCpw [Embed]
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>>70629373
Haha Louie was a great show. I’m bigger and stronger than most twinks. So if a cute lil’ fella tried to beat me up, then I’d be forced to hold him down and him him a lil’ smooch.
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>>70621498
That's a terrible argument. Drawings are not photographs of real life. They are divorced from reality, a reflection though the artist's lens. 
I don't know what else to say, your argument was just incredibly stupid, holy shit. Fucking faggots I swear
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>>70629406
I wanna wrassle a twink...
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>>70629289
Fuuuck
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>>70629564
T-then cuddle him right?
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>>70629712
[spoiler]YES[/spoiler]
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>>70629743
>ywn grapple a twink, then throw him seven feet knocking his breath out and gasping for air. Just as you're about to throw yourself to crush him you kneel down and take him into your arms as he sobs into your shoulder terrified and confused.

Why live ;_;
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asian twinks are so underrated bros
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>>70629868
not racist but i only like white twinks, though I am into chicks of all colours and creeds.

Dunno what is up with that....
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>>70629908
I’m the exact same way. Not sure why.
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>>70630028
yeah I'm sure there is some psychology stuff going on here
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>>70627466
Great, in my experience the height difference is no problem at all, he is shorter than me when he is on his knees anyway
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>>70595831 (OP)
hype 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MEo1tGalr0 [Embed]
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>>70626859
boner reaquired
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>>70630242
Why they make Link hot? Does Nintendo’s is gay?
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>>70630608
japs are degenerates and their tastes are juvenile. simple as.
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>>70630242
>looks like breath of the wil-
how did i ever doubt nintendo...
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>>70630242

just realized the art behind the logo resembles a bigwheels tire. they're really leaning into this nuts and bolts shit, arent they...
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>>70630608
didnt they say that they made link intentionally hot for both genders for botw or something
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>>70603740
>>70604252
he is 182cm and weights 70kg
His 1 rep max is his bodyweight
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>>70632429
Nice, I’m the same height but only 62 kg. Gotta stay steady on that lean bulk. I’m gonna make it bros.
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>>70632646
WAGMI
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>>70633018
Yes indeed!
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>>70621457
Nice bait
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>>70632429
>he is 182cm and weights 70kg
he has 4 kgs of muscles on me I have the same height but I weight 66kg at a low bodyfat
--- 70634494
I wonder if Lalo has ever considered modeling. He's certainly good looking enough for it.
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>>70634494
He hasn't even considered tapping into the Fujo market which makes ungodly amounts of money compared to typical gay shit.
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>>70629868
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>>70595831 (OP)
5’10 here OP I’m fucking doing it give me 6 more months, however I just failed my 3rd set of lmao2pl8 bench so I may kill myself instead
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>>70636667
You know, when twunks like this were wounded in battle, I can bet you his enemies had a great time
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>>70636692
I'd like to wound him in battle, if you know what I mean
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>>70595831 (OP)
I want to FUCK Link
I want to FUCK Zelda
I want to FUCK THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
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>>70636797
we all do...
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I cant take it anymore. I gotta have a twink.
Should I download grindr? is that what people use these days?
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>>70604265
>170-180
Lol retard, try 150 lbs soaking wet
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>>70636797
i want to fuck zelda while getting fucked by link
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>>70636934
Depends. If you are a fat ugly bastard you're going to find 90% of Grindr is fat ugly bastards and less than 1% twinks. The twinks you will find are STD ridden demons that will only want hookups and cash. Tinder is slightly better, but the twinks are just as picky, so you'd better be a 7/10+ to pursue what is just a prolonged hookup and paypig service. 

Welcome to Gay dating Anon ;D
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>>70595831 (OP)
im 5'6 45kg here
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>>70637383
Maybe so, but that’s not you in the picture.
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>>70607281
wait, you guys are actually gay? I thought it was a joke
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>>70638694
It’s worse than you think. Not only are we gay. But you actually gay as well.
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>>70634494
>>70634516
He could even just take the onlyfans route. He’d make loads of money.
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>>70625888
it would be so hard for me not to shoot sayuri
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>>70637383
ok who the fuck is this nigga ive seen him posted a bunch
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>>70602222
you are extremely ugly and need to commit suicide ASAP
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>>70637347
so it's just like dating females.
It's never goddamn easy
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>>70638694
yeah, turns out we were all just joking about it cus we had it on our mind a lot.
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>>70640912
It’s true. The amount of time that I spend thinking about cuddling twinks has gone up like 3000% since I started using /fit/.
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>>70641038
Hm, could we be possessed by ancient greek ghosts?
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>>70641068
Could be. Sounds pretty sick, to be honest.
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>>70595831 (OP)
What would his protein/caloric intake be to even get this body. 

I assume he would run at least a mile a day.
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>>70595831 (OP)
Will having this type of body allow you to attract women? Specifically tall, muscular women who want to rape virgin twink boyholes? The only issue is that I do not want to fuck or lick vagina. I will do it if I have to but I dont want to.
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>>70641114
no, those women only exist in anime.
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>>70595831 (OP)
do i have link potential?
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>>70629289
Idkw but this one was worse than the others. My best guess is that here this faggot is presenting himself as feminine which is repulsive.
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>>70641169
Definitely :) you’re very close already. Build just a little bit more muscle and maybe grow your hair out a bit and you’ve got it.
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>>70641169
twinky tummy licky tickle torture sex
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>>70641211
ye, abs are especially something i need to work on
>grow your hair out a bit and you’ve got it
uhh about that…
i did and my hair is wavy-curly :/
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>>70641241
>my hair is wavy-curly
Well it won’t look like Link’s then, but I think wavy hair looks great. My hair is dead straight and I wish it has a little more wave to it.
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>>70641241
I too have long wavy hair. I'd like it to be straighter but hey, chicks find it very cute.
Abs isnt that hard to work on as long as you are patient, with such low fat percentage it shouldnt take long.

Post hair.
[spoiler]and contact info[/spoiler]
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>>70641141
It’s over
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>>70641420
>Post hair
if the threads still up when i wake up (and a certain someone shows up) i might
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>>70641505
cryptic
>>70641461
yeah. Gerudos are not real. why would god do this?
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>>70641420
How do you work abs good? Leg raises?
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>>70642076
Hanging leg raises are great. I also do planks and bicycle crunches as well. I know many anons on /fit/ have advocated for those ab-roller wheels, but I’ve never used one myself. Many other lifts/exercises require you to brace your core, so they also work abs in a tertiary way.
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>>70642177
make sure to use the right technique on leg raises. I used to much of my hip muscles on it for a very long time before a friend noticed. months of wasted progess
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>>70642204
Good point gotta make sure to really activate those core muscles.
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>>70642363
yep. and he should post pictures of his abs here
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When doing planks, is it better to do it once or twice until failure or do them weighted with let's say 3x1min sets?
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>>70642376
Yes he very much should.
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>>70642204
>right technique on leg raises
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he didnt show up :/
>>70641569
you still here?
im still in the process of growing my hair out so its not anything crazy long
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>>70643369
Yeah sure, let's see that mane
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>>70643369
>he didnt show up :/
Who are you waiting for? Something on 4chan or irl?
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>>70643375
https://unsee cc/album#hdhzK6f66t5k5cmM
sorry that i dont have a cute twink face lol
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>>70643427
someone on 4chan, i bump into him sometimes
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>>70641169
ugly bellly button, it's over
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>>70643429
I can’t get this link to work. It just keeps redirecting to the site’s main page.
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>>70643599
same
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>>70643599
>>70643645
sorry i havent used this unsee site before
https://unsee cc/album#VcdhpvTiIp7w0tUX
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>>70643681
should we add a . between the "unsee" and the "cc"?
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>>70643681
Ah you sell yourself short. Your face looks nice. 
>>70643708
Yes
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>>70643681
what are you talking about, you cute as hell
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>>70643708
yes
>>70643720
>>70643729
im not posting it but my side profile is pretty bad
but thanks ive always had self image issues
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>>70643740
lemme say it like this, i would love to lay on a couch with you and watch movies or something while gently playing with your hair
haha
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>>70643740
ok. works now.
Would bang, specially if you are lean
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>>70643740
Well, you had the courage to post yourself on here, knowing how nasty people can be sometimes. So that’s pretty admirable. What kind of fitness stuff are you doing? Trying to bulk up at all?
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>>70643753
my hair tangles very easily so that might be hard to do lol
>>70643764
>specially if you are lean
consult the image i posted earlier 
>>70643840
just a ULxUL routine and some cardio
i would like to be a little larger but until twinkdeath i dont plan on getting big
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>>70643890
>consult the image i posted earlier
yeah, so if you're ever in europe then hit me up.
but you gotta just scream in the street cus I dont own a phone
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>>70643890
>just a ULxUL routine and some cardio
That’s good. Slim twinkish bodies look best with a little muscle definition, but nothing too crazy.
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>>70643890
i would just keep tangling and untangling your hair then lol
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>>70643912
if i ever get a chance to visit europe i will and hopefully not get arrested for disturbing the peace lol
>>70643950
yeah thats kinda what im aiming for
lalo was (or is) a big inspiration for me
speaking of which, he did appear in a thread i posted in
needless to say i got twinkmogged pretty hard
he was kinda rude tho
>>70644014
good luck, i have some gordian knots up there
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>>70644360
>lalo was (or is) a big inspiration for me
He was my first major fitness inspo as well. Still is, really. Maybe I’ll get there one day. 
>he was kinda rude tho
I’ve talked to him on /fit/ before too and I kinda know what you mean. My read is that he tries a bit too hard to be an edgy 4chan guy. But after talking for a while I found that he dropped his guard a bit and then he was alright.
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>>70644542
yeah our discussion kinda went like that
i was rude too at first because i didnt believe it was him, but once he proved it was, i stopped and he seemed to chill out