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--- 70637119
Car fags get mogged
>Lose weight
>Dont have to obey traffic laws
>No need for gas
>Can go anywhere
>Filters the fatties
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>>70637119 (OP)
Another bait thread that gets posted every single day that will get 200+ replies
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>>70637145
fat hands typed this
>verification not required
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>>70637161
Who pays you? ive seen this exact thread so many times. Please tell me your motivation i want to know why you do this. Are you responsible for all the other bait threads as well?
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>>70637119 (OP)
Yes
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>>70637119 (OP)
my job is giving me an electric bike for free in a week
cant wait
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>>70637430
Wtf what job
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Literally the fastest and best way to get to the gym
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>>70637444
checked
youth leader program facilitator
its kinda like a PE teacher except i dont work for the schools directly, im sent to schools to run these active play programs
we teach the kids to use stilts, chinese yoyos, pogo sticks, juggle, we play sports with them, and run group games like capture the flag. its a nice job, i enjoy it
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>>70637119 (OP)
Most people who go on bycicle are just poor faggots, as evidenced by the fact that half the points on the left are money-related
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>>70637173
>Who pays you?
certainly not the multi-billion dollar car industry
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>>70637173
It's just bycicucks coping about being hated by everyone who is not part of their kind
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>>70637699
so fat people?
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>>70637119 (OP)
Leonard approves
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>>70637381
Looking good
>>70637119 (OP)
I've got a stationary for exercise, but otherwise I walk everywhere. Downtown living is cheap in my city, so I'm a 15m walk from everything I want, and 30m from the office when they want me to come in.
Biking in the Canadian winter would probably be miserable though. Aside from trying to bike through feet of fresh snow in the early morn before the plows, any time spent on the road is just asking for some dumbfuck who's never seen ice before to start sliding. Happens all the time here, and I would not fancy my chances getting caught in the pinch. Staying off road puts me back on the "feet of snow" except nobody is gonna plow that shit anytime soon.
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>>70637486
Bro what sorta degree do you need for that shit? Cause sign me the fuck up.
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>>70637664
>poor
>need expensive bike to race
Yeah cyclists sure look poor
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>>70637664
The fact you think the truly wealthy just blow money on shit they don't need says all it needs to about your financial status. Hood "rich" mentality, friendo.
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>>70637119 (OP)
Completely true.
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>>70637119 (OP)
Bike theft renders them useless for ordinary transportation. And honestly, I'm more free running than cycling (though I still enjoy cycling), because I can run literally anywhere and don't even bother with the pretense of giving a fuck about any sort of traffic laws. Running is also better exercise and it doesn't break your dick.
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>>70637798
i dont have a degree
i was just in the right place at the right time i guess
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>>70637119 (OP)
I might start biking soon lost my license due to dui
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>>70637119 (OP)
>vs the Uber Uberer
>never has to drive
>never has to maintain a vehicle
>hasn't been near a gas station in 10 years, doesn't know what gas costs
>has literally no brain capacity wasted in knowing various street names
>never pays for parking
>watches tic tok while his driver seethes in traffic
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>>70637161
It's a shame about thr poor formatfing and spelling. Decent true meme
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I’m 31 and bike everywhere and subway because I’m too autistic shut in and anxiety ridden to drive a car. I’ve never driven a car on my own. Having a car and driving would benefit my life but every time I think about it I get terrified
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>>70637664
dude Cycling is THE hobby for rich dentists and other mid 30's/40's doctors/lawyers/alpha professional types with a fuckton of money to blow but who never got into anything else earlier in life like playing an instrument or whatever. These dudes all get into bicycle gear autism to make themselves 1.5% more aero in the same way that guitar nerds start buying tons of pedals to try to match the tone on different Steve Vai songs (despite barely even knowing how to play since they never took formal lessons). All of these older cyclist dudes would get mogged by young people, but it's extremely rare for young people in the US to get into cycling since cardio gifted people will just be cross country athletes in high school and college, and also don't have the money to drop $10k on a fancy road bike.
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>>70637119 (OP)
You literally came straight here after posting this thread on /Pol/. Go neck yourself until failure
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>>70637472
based fixie enjoyer
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>>70638303
>cardio gifted people will just be cross country athletes in high school and college
bull shit, there's zero money to be made from being good at cross country, and women have zero interest in their skeleton bodies
guys who can run play soccer, others with cardio will play hockey and basketball, some will go into combat sports
swimmers have better bodies land more girls than runners
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>>70637173
Same guy who spams /o/ with ev shit. It's a tranny from reddit.
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>>70637119 (OP)
>>70637119 (OP)
I'm abusing my citibike free trial right now, about to clock out and ride
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>>70637664
Haha this nigga gotta pay insurance
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>>70638189
Expensive af for a daily commute
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>>70637145
The bikeposting will continue until carfags die of carbon monoxide poisoning
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kike post
>i will NOT live in 15 minute city
>i will NOT eat bugs
>i will NOT rent my pod to niggers
>i will NOT accept fags and trannies
>i will NOT work
>i will NOT pay taxes
>i WILL post schizo hitler edits
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My bike got fucking stolen about a month back. I'm fucking pissed. It was in the lockup of my apartment, my chain all done up and everything.
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>>70640001
>not bringing your bike inside
Dumb
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>>70640008
Yea, I used to when I first got it but it was a pain getting it into the elevator and down. Eventually I caved. Mine was the only one stolen too, so i'm extra pissed
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few things make fats seethe more
cars are also extremely jewish
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kys /n/iggers
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>>70637119 (OP)
Pic is the only way (road) I can go to work. Not even mentioning the distance.
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>>70637119 (OP)
>quickest way to get to work (nearly twice as long on public transport and car depending on traffic)
>gives nice cardio buzz to start the day
>ride home always cleared brain of daily work stress
>great way to perv on chicks on sunny days
>helps develop thick juicy thighs and buns
Cycling to work in the city is one of maybe 3 things I miss about the wagie life.
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>feel bad because winter and no bike
>spring comes
>bike
>instantly feel better
thank you bike
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>>70637119 (OP)
This post was made by car hating glowies that wanna see you living in their "15 minute" pods.
Tongue my anus.
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are there any aesthetic bike helmets? im currently driving without one
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>>70639643
I cycle every distance under 20 kilometers everyday. Not just sub-15min distances.
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>>70641359
>it's the latest schizo yoga mom buzzword to get retarded over
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>>70641359
implying you are only willing to cycle 15minutes.
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>>70641120
Just bike in winter.
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Will cycling make my butt bigger?
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>>70641518
this winter was retardedly long and i didn't get winter tires, i expected to not bike between like 20th november and the middle of february, not between november and april
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>>70637664
My bike costs more than the used cars most people drive around these parts lmao
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>>70638549
I'm talking about high school and college athletes, they get scholarships retard. A lot of the dudes who play soccer also do cross country or track when one's not in season to stay in shape, and then pick a college based on who's giving them more money to do either sport. Besides this thread is about fucking cycling which obviously has overlap with skinny runners.
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>>70639643
>will NOT live in 15 minute city
if only you knew what you're missing out on lmao
>but muh niggers
The niggers forcing you to live in an isolated hellscape is the real jewish plot my man.
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>>70641518
>having to wear gloves while biking
it's just not the same, biking sucks ass below 45 degrees fahrenheit
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>>70638303
Cyclist is for cuck dentists/general practitioners/er docs. MountainCHAD BikeCHADing is for CHAD surgeons and similar.
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I was, when I was a paperboy. Cycling on the road is for fools. Mountain bikes are cool, though.
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how do I get track cyclist legs bros
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>tfw I ride my bike to work and the gym everyday but own an overmotorized VW Golf for longer trips
Its a good life.
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>>70641591
they catch up to your bike after 1-2 years of taxes, maintenance and fuel though
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>>70637381
Mirin those abs ngl
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>>70637119 (OP)
respect !
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I'm a walking enthusiast.
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>>70640889
Grab the fender of a car on the on ramp and fucking go lol.
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>>70641677
Get a fixie and drope the hammer.
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>>70639643
>i will NOT live in 15 minute city
Why?
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>>70637119 (OP)
MTB CHUD reporting.
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>>70637119 (OP)
Cyclists are the atheists of both sports and transportation
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God, I fucking love how much cycling causes people to seethe.