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I'm heading to Copenhagen next month with my gf, and she really enjoys getting frisky in semi-public places. Are there any clubs or bars in Copenhagen where it would be possible to do some light sexual stuff? Maybe a place with lots of dark corners or small rooms. Not looking for a sex club or swinger's club or any of that. Also, any parks where it would be alright to have sex? |
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Btw, I'm not trans, if that matters |
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--- 2433865 |
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>>2433837 (OP) |
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I've heard malmo is pretty good for public sex from the Daily Mail. |
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>>2433865 |
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The "public sex" you are referring to is rape. Sweden, and especially Malmö, has been an absolute shithole the last 10-15 years |
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>>2433837 (OP) |
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yes, my place, I will fill her up sir |
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Btw I said I'm not trans but I actually am |
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>>2433837 (OP) |
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Fucking disgusting, i'd throw beer over you and your whore girlfriend please don't come to Denmark. |
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>>2434043 |
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missed the joke |
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>>2433837 (OP) |
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can't tell if this is actually a serious post or not, but it's legal to have sex in public forests in denmark. just do it off the beaten path so you don't disturb anyone else |
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>>2433837 (OP) |
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no fuck you |
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Maybe Christiania? |
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Depends on what you normally are into and like, but if you wanna go hard start researching techno and underground places. |
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Other than that: |
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Blume |
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Bakken (and general bar / club hopping in meatpacking) |
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Hangaren |
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Mambo |
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As for bars and pregaming, you either wanna download the Nightpay app and get triple your moneys worth at select bars (works until around 23:00 I believe) |
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OR |
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you buy a cheap bottle of liquor and sneak it in wherever you go. |
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Remember to public drink and piss in the harbor. The sausage stand on Gothersgade is the best in all of CPH, so it’s perfect for nightfood. |
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I heard you can get your Club's entry declined if you're a Brown*id because they might think you're muslim and want to harass women |
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same in Sweden |
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Just go to Den Anden Side, full of trannies inside though but good vibes. |
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that's a weird specific thing you are looking for. Have to agree with: |
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>>2437953 |
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>Bakken (and general bar / club hopping in meatpacking) |
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I am obsessed with Denmark and have been there many times. Last time I went to Copenhagen I got majorly fucked up on pills at Culture Box, took off my shoes and socks in a school playground and forgot I did that and walked to my hotel barefoot for an hour which gave me a massive flesh wound. |
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I also left my phone and wallet in that playground which were found the next day by a construction worker so I had to walk back the next morning on lost & found shoes from the hotel that gave me massive blisters. All and all it was a pretty big wake up call to not get that fucked up. I saved the cloak ticket from the club I was kicked out off for being completely off my rockers and still have it in my wallet as a reminder to not do shit like that ever again. |
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