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| --- 183084237 | |
| This movie is bullshit, half the kids didn't even do anything wrong | |
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| >>183084237 (OP) | |
| They did, not as kids, but as possible CEOs of a global candy manufacturer. | |
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| >>183084370 | |
| fpbp | |
| --- 183084546 | |
| >>183084237 (OP) | |
| Of the four, which kid wasn’t done in by their own rotten behavior? | |
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| >>183084546 | |
| Mike Teavee was never "done in" at all, he was shrunk but he was fine with that and was having fun at that size. | |
| Augustus was literally told he could eat anything in that room and yet we're supposed to treat drinking from the chocolate river as a bad thing. | |
| --- 183084696 | |
| They wanted candy. In a candy factory. That was their sin. | |
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| >>183084694 | |
| Augustus was told no, but he didn't listen. | |
| He's a future rapist, and a liability as Wonka's successor. | |
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| >>183085152 | |
| >Augustus was told no | |
| He was only told no seconds before falling in | |
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| >>183085171 | |
| >Your honour, she only said no seconds before I raped her. How can I be blamed? | |
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| >I put the new Forgis on the jeep! | |
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| >>183085458 | |
| This dude put in some much work for this film. | |
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| >>183085152 | |
| Fine, but Mike was still innocent | |
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| >>183085732 | |
| He was still stupid and broke the T&C. | |
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| >>183085830 | |
| How was he stupid? | |
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| >>183086230 | |
| He signed a contract, and then broke it. Good children also wait for instruction instead of just barging in and messing with other people's shit. | |
| Mike is a nigger. | |
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| Wonka was a soreceror | |
| --- 183086393 | |
| >>183086335 | |
| If you show a child a teleporting shrink ray they're gonna want to play with it | |
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| >>183084694 | |
| Mike "Fuck you old man, I know what I'm doing" Teavee? Yeah, he was an obnoxious little prick. | |
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| >>183086588 | |
| But he was right, he did in fact know what he was doing. | |
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| >>183084237 (OP) | |
| They refused to give Willy Wonka head | |
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| >>183086617 | |
| and got exactly what he wanted then, disqualified and to be a literal manlet. | |
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| >>183085152 | |
| Business can be ruthless, having a rapist running everything might be a good idea. | |
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| >>183084237 (OP) | |
| The German kid literally did nothing wrong. Wonka told them everything in that room was edible and it was a chocolate river. He was set up to fail. | |
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| >>183086393 | |
| So? He should still be patient. | |
| >>183086969 | |
| Until he gets metoo'd. | |
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| rachmaninoff | |