trv/2417896.txt

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--- 2417896
The USA is literally THE ONLY COUNTRY on earth where you have to be vaccinated against covid to gain entry to the country as a foreign tourist. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Even Canada and China don't have these dumb restrictions anymore.
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>>2417896 (OP)
they dont have the infrastructure to deal with an influx of covid cases
their political landscape is also so that the sheep masses will believe a tangerine politician over medical professionals
considering the number of anti-vaxxors false rhetoric about vaccines and lack of basic hygiene practices (face masks, hand washing) that spreading a viral disease would be a lot more volatile. This goes hand in hand with their lack of community care (like seen in Japan) and their inability to show concern to other people, nor take any responsibility for their lack of self health. Rather to blame tin-foil hat conspiracy or secret societies than put in the minimal effort.

luckily if you do get vaccinated you dont have to worry about this issue, nor get infected by any of the locals
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>2023
>still sperging about vaccines
You virgins really need to let go.
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>>2417896 (OP)
>USA is literally THE ONLY COUNTRY on earth where you have to be vaccinated against covid
False.
You just have to show documents saying so.
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>>2417906
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?
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>>2417904
>luckily if you do get vaccinated you dont have to worry about this issue, nor get infected by any of the locals
Please do not spread misinformation, you're literally killing folks that way.
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>>2417924
>oooooh noooo my 0.000001% chance of developing a clot from the shot!
>noooooo people who got the shot will die within a year....any day now....its close, i promise!
lol you guys failed so miserably with your false narrative when all your theories imploded. you're hell-bent to die on that hill instead of just admitting you were wrong nor take any responsibility for it
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>>2417906
>lol Geneva convention? Fuck that shit.
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>>2417930
Nobody talked about clots, you sure are obsessed with the consequences of your action.
However please refrain from further spreading any medical misinformation.
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>>2417896 (OP)
More importantly, what are the chances that I (a native Anglophone) could enter the US unvaccinated and then live the rest of my life there as an illegal alien?
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>>2417922
Israelis also get vaxxed, you jew-hating imbecile.
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>>2418069
So how's the weather in Tel Aviv then?
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>>2417896 (OP)
Why would you even want to visit though lmao
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>>2417896 (OP)

Its more for the safety of the US population.
Ameritards are far too politicised to even see the logic in medical science these days (Americans literally injected bleech into their bodies because Trump told them to)

So now the responsibility falls to us to protect them from themselves, because if they get COVID they will go around licking everyone and spreading it to "own the libz" whatever that means anyway
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>>2417896 (OP)

Its more for the safety of the US population.
Ameritards are far too politicised to even see the logic in medical science these days (Americans literally injected experimental drugs into their bodies because the TV told them to)

So now the responsibility falls to us to protect them from themselves, because if they get AIDS they will go around fucking everyone and spreading it to "own the nazis" whatever that means anyway
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>>2417896 (OP)
It's a culture war thing. They use ridiculous vaccine rules as a form of soft-segregation against conservatives. Most non-Americans don't understand having a government that openly tries to harm and humiliate its own people.
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>>2418080
NYC and DC seem like must-visits, I'd like to combine it with trips to Montreal and Quebec City.
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>>2418070
I'm not Israeli, Adolf Skyrim Hernandez.
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>>2417896 (OP)
Uggh. Govern me harder, daddy Biden. Put a chastity cage over my widdle femcock and dont unlock until I take the non-FDA approved, untested, ineffective, mRNA gene therapy that Pfizer lied about. 

Quarantine me in a motel 8 for half a month because I'm "asymptomatic" and show zero symptoms of infection, daddy Biden. Unnng, I'm a sick widdle boy, yes I am. And I need to be punished. Put my cuck muzzle on right before I climax, it makes it so much more safe and effective. Oh yeah. Take that PCR test, you slut. Take it right up your ass.
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>>2418463
Do other countries have to deal with this phenomena where the government actively works against its own people and a large portion of the population actually encourage it?
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>>2418134
Best places to visit in the US are not cities, the National Park system is excellent, as are many state parks.
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>>2418542
I would love if the vaccine shill would piss off to /pol/, here we discuss travel and travel news.
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>>2418447
>being this afraid of going outside
There are many shrinks near your place, leaving the basement is the biggest hurdle.
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>>2417896 (OP)
Can't you fake a vaccine record?
--- 2419338
Bros, don't take an airplane, what if it just drops to the ground in the middle of the flight? You can't trust the ((science)) my fellow antivax bros, just stay at home where it's safe. If you must, travel by horse, not a ((horseless carriage))
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>>2417896 (OP)
They're either dropping it in April or May allegedly, though the FDA have rugpulled me 3? times already, unironically with the situation being as bad as it is in the UK, I would have killed myself if it weren't my sole motivation to be a US Citizen.
>>2418080
Have you seen Europe? or more importantly, if you've seen Britain, everyone who's semi-productive wants to leave to the US or Canada at the minute.
>>2418052
Right now? Zero.
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>>2418095
that's insane
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>>2418052
really easy, if you cross through the southern border. helps to learn Spanish though
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>>2418095
Pretty much this.
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>>2417921
I went a couple of weeks ago and just had to say that I was vaccinated, they never asked for any proof at any point.
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>>2419510
>>2419460
>>2419143
Feds get out
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>>2417896 (OP)
Who the fuck does even want to go to america at all?
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>>2419520
See
>>2419412
You have to understand, your country has had a Chernobyl tier incident in Ohio and yet people are still seething about not being able to get to your country.
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>>2417896 (OP)
im coming from canada to meet some of my american friends. what are the chances they let me in with only 1 (one) shot
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>>2419525
OK, yeah, why DO people want to come to America anymore?
Aren't we this laughing stock of a reality show?
Don't people hate our loud and obese population?
We're not a safe country, not as safe as we used to be.
You don't have as much free time off work as many European countries

Is it really the money? Do people want to work here to make more money? Or do we still have some popularity because of our national parks or monuments or whatever?

Please answer, as I am legitimately interested. I want out, why do you want in?
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>>2419573
As for immigration you can go to the US, make comparably a lot of money while working for a couple years and then fuck off again.
Obviously many people don't fuck off again because they either failed to make money or started to like their lives in the US.

As for tourism there are countless nature spots that are well prepared for tourist access, i.e. national and state parks plus many people want to see places they have seen in Hollywood productions.
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>>2417896 (OP)
don't forget about Japan.
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>>2419583
You don't have to be vaccinated to enter Japan, just show that you're covid free within 72 hours of boarding a flight.
They're also thinking of dropping that requirement in like 3 months.
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>>2417904
What’s it like obsessing over America? How many American things do you use in a day besides your computer hardware the internet and electricity? Basically we’ve infiltrated you so throughly you can’t live without America and you hate that and it humiliates you
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I'm vaccinated but my certificate isn't ready yet and probably won´t until tomorrow and I fly to the US in about 4 hours. Do they actually ask for proof or will they send me back?
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>>2419818
They sneakily outsourced to the airlines.
No document no boarding.
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>>2419638
You know how a good percentage of people were mindbroken by trump and covid. This is the truth about most of the world but for our country. But you shouldnt consider people like that to be people.
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>>2417930
Who said anything about clots? I just didn’t feel like getting it.
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>>2418134
DC has great museums. Other than that it's horrible.
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>>2417904
Now THIS is bait
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>>2418543
That's true for pretty much the entire new world, with few exceptions.
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>>2417896 (OP)
all that shit you were talking
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>>2417896 (OP)
It’s bizarre. Hundreds of people are still dying of covid inside their own country but they seem to not care about that.
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>>2418134
nyc is a shithole unless you live there for work don't bother
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>>2419573
I don't want in, I just want to pass through. This ridiculousness limits my choice in connecting flights leaving me with only the more expensive ones.
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>>2426175
Antivax virgins of /pol/ once again btfo.
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They're lifting this shit soon right?
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>>2417896 (OP)
cool stay home commie.

I live in a city of 225k in the Midwest. Unless I was going to my toddlers medical appointments I never once had to wear a mask.
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>>2417896 (OP)
Incorrect, they are in the graceful company of Lybia, Turkmenistan, Pakistan, Myanmar and Indonesia

LOL
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>>2426236
Allegedly in either April 11th or May when the USA officially "ends" the COVID """"""Emergency"""""".
>>2426339
It's crazy that out of the 23 countries on the No-vax list the USA and it's sphere make up 30% of the current no entry list.
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>>2426339
>>2428596
Indonesia is still closed? Why? I thought people were traveling to Bali now?
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>>2428661
It's not closed, it has been open to everyone for ages. He's trolling. I was there last year and it was packed with tourists.
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>>2428724
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?
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>>2428724
Okay Mr Shekelstein.
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>>2417896 (OP)
Lol I literally came to this board for the first time just to ask how to get in unvaxxed. Need to go to New York.
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>>2429279
You don't.
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>>2429280
I heard that you can if you take a boat from the Bahamas because the restriction only applies to air and land. Also I heard that they never check vax status on the US side, only your airline does at departure.
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>>2429282
Only issue for me being a Brit is that even with our really good fake-vax apps Airlines were given and are still given tools to check for verification of the QR codes, which the Vax apps do not.
I've heard Rumours of *some* Canadian land-border checkpoints not caring or asking, but I'd rather not take the risk. By Sea however same thing applies where implying it's through a popular sea port of entry, your vaccination status is still checked.
Implying you can wait another 2 months the USA *should* drop it, but no guarantees.
>t. been trying to get to the States to leave Britain permanently for the last 3 years.
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>>2429284
Which the *fake vax apps do not pass*
State of me I am so drowsy.
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>>2429284
Ivax.app? Yeah same issue, apparently the QR code doesn't actually work. One way around it is to travel via a third country so they won't be able to verify NHS records. Our government also weirdly insisted on a non QR paper version "for older people". I scanned my friend's but the security marks are difficult to reproduce on my printer. 

By sea is 100% legal. it's an actual loophole, the mandate wasn't applied to ferries.
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>>2429284
Are you sure emigrating to the USA is a good idea? The border mandate is a sign that unvaxxed aren't welcome. I've been following the news there and universities and jobs still have vaccine mandates and are still denying unvaxxed transplants especially on the coasts. Unvaxxed are treated like second class citizens
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>>2429290
Not to sound too /pol/ but the trajectory of the States is so fascinating to me, to where sure the country is beyond polarised, however, I see people wanting to fight and that is refreshing to what I see over here, which might as well be a zombie nation, with a zombie people, waiting to throw themselves on the funeral pyre.
That and I'm a gun enthusiast there's nowhere else to really indulge in that and actively say that I want to kill politicians.
>>2429288
>ivax.app
That's the one hi Anon.
>Going to a third country
Interesting and if I didn't want to go for citizenship I'd probably try it. Though I'm planning on potentially heading to the ABC islands if the States don't remove the mandate soon
>By Ferry 
It's restricted I double checked ages ago.
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>>2429288
The point about self identifying as "vaccinated" (you will never be fully vaccinated anyway) is to never show documents of the countries involved.
This means if you're a bong heading to the US, you'll show your CDC vaccination record when checking in to your flight to Canada in London and in Canada or at the US border you show them your NHS documents.
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>>2429279
>unvaxxed
There is a cure for that.
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>>2429267
Yes it's open to everyone, can't you read?
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>>2429474
How's the weather in Tel Aviv dumbass?
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>>2429472
Do you have an appropriate license to suggest cures?
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>>2429412
Why would bongs have a CDC card?
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>>2417896 (OP)
Our government is worthless and full of fucking retards? They'll let Pablo and Esmeralda hop the border without it though.

But that negatively affects white people so they're OK with it.
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>>2429472
Depends if you define a "ineffective, doesn't stop transmission, not even classed as a traditional vaccine and btw it targeted the original COVID and not the KAJDKAJSLDJSAJD variant we're on now" vaccine a "cure" then sure. 
But I'd counter and say you deserve a bullet you fucking fed enjoy your Myocarditis NIGGER.
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>>2429573
Even though 1776 was getting rid of bongs the US government allowed them back in sometimes before 2020, so it's not impossible for a British citizen to have received medical treatment in the US.
You should also not forget about dual citizens traveling on only one of their passports, so a bong using a CDC card and their Bri'ish passport to enter Canada wouldn't be something very strange.
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>>2429579
Fun fact, there are some work visa based residents (if that's the correct legal term) "trapped" in the USA to this day, as they're unvaxxed and can leave, however if they do they'll be immediately denied re-entry even though they're already in the USA.
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>>2429579
I personally know a dual citizen who enters the US on some kind of card and uses his other, stronger passport for anywhere else.
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>>2419143
>>2419515
Lots of pwople do this wihout an issue.

There are lots of reasons not to get vaxed
And I only did it to travel. Who gives a shit about your poor imune system
--- 2429667
Ok would this work?
>Fly UK to Canada, Canada doesn't ask for any vaxpass anymore right?
>Stay a few days pretending to be on holiday
>Fly Canada to USA showing them fake NHS app, they can't scan it overseas right?
>Fly USA to UK
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>>2429667
Correct, that should work.
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>>2417922
seems pretty comfy, not cold, but not too hot right now
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>>2429667
This would also work:
>go to vaccination center
>get vaccinated

A lot easier than what the kissless virgin NEETs of /pol/ suggest.
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>>2429672
Thanks
>>2429690
Enjoy your heart attack.
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>>2429690
That sounds like a lot of effort comparing to just filling out a form and printing it.
Not to mention the risks involved with participating in a medical trial.
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>>2429279
Wait until the law runs out in April and they don't renew it.
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>>2429697
People said that in November and January. It's clear it will remain in force as long as the Democrats are in power.
--- 2429703
Why would you ever want to come to this third world dump anyways? Our joke of a government is doing everybody a favor trying to keep you out.
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>>2417896 (OP)
ask Israel, they write our foreign policy
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>>2429667
Was tempted to do this, unironically if this thread is still alive be sure to update as I'll be waiting it out.
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>>2417896 (OP)
The place has gone full-authoritarian. The little-bit-of-power plebs with forever govt jobs (the deep state) take pleasure in whatever hoops they can put in front of anyone, especially foreign tourists. Even before Covid, foreigners going though passport control/customs were treated like terrorists. I'm an American and was out of the country for a year and got grilled coming home. They asked me if I had ever been to Cuba, among other questions implying a lack of patriotism. It's become Cunt Nation.
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>>2417896 (OP)
WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO COME HERE I WANT TO GET OUT OUT OUT
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>>2431210
They all want to drive Route 66 in a Mustang convertible.
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>>2429667
Yeah it should work if your goal is to get into a jail cell at the airport with a bunch of our finest citizens kek
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>>2431242
US immigration doesn't have access to foreign medical records and I've never heard of anyone being asked for their vax status on the US side anyway, it's always done by the airline at departure if at all. Half don't even check apparently
>>2431212
This basically.
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>>2431192
Why didn't you tell them you shook Castro's hand? What are they going to do? Deny you entry? You are an American.
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>>2417930
Nobody said anything about the clots you dumbass, the point is that you get sick even with a "vaccine".
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>>2418134
>>2421461
DC has great music. Also, if you're east of the Mississippi, much of the natural beauty will be found in state parks, not national; the crowds will also be smaller.

Oh, another protip, the best, most interesting art in America is usually found in ghetto dumps and/or second and third rate cities. The culture you find in New York will in many ways actually be worse than what you might find in shitholes like Baltimore or Rochester if you know how to look.
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>>2431210
Too bad you're american in the first place.
The most useless people. 
You can't get out because you have no clue how to try.
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>>2431286
Um, they'll detain you at the border and debrief you on every single thing you did there you retard
--- 2431592
Vaxtards/Vaxchuds debate aside

The choice to keep the vaccine mandate on while the world moved on was mostly a political move. The US is an oligarchy owned by corporate interests.

With that said, it's extremely easy to get into the US without being vaccinated and people do so every day. People normally just use the fake NHS app and show the paper that they're vaxxed since they don't scan shit and 99% of the people checking it received no training in detecting fake documents. 

For the leafs, many border areas don't even ask for it if you get into the US by car.

>>2431242

I got friends with photoshopped papers who got in no questions asked, no one checks, literally.
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>>2417896 (OP)
I entered as an unwashed. I was forced into the illegal room as my passports microchip is non-functioning. 
I joked with the border force how those in said room should have simply entered by the wide open southern border - they laughed and waved me on my way within 15 minutes total.
They did not check my covid documentation. Neither did UK flight customs. They do not care.
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>>2431619
It's almost entirely the airlines that do it because they're the ones on the hook for taking you back if you're inadmissible. If you get past them, you can usually get in.
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>>2426175
Not our problem
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>>2431849
Actually the incapability to properly secure your borders is a big problem of yours.
Even third world shitholes manage to keep track of who enters and leaves their countries.
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>Get a notification that Congress voted to end the COVID emergency
>MFW HR.185 the bill that actually remove the COVID entry mandate died in committee over 2 months ago
I'm demoralised as is, I don't want to see the TSA auto extend the mandate to July 11th
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>>2417896 (OP)
i had no intention to go there anyway

You only need to see shit infested cities like San Francisco once in a lifetime.
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>>2431619
What airport was this in? No way would you have got away with this joke at JFK or LAX
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>>2431592
How many people do you know who have used the NHS app?
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Travelling there in July, hope they lift the restrictions by then or I'll have to lie hehe
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>>2431478
You fuckin dumbass. I have a passport. I’m asking OP why he even wants to come to this fucking nightmare shithole
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>>2431212
Non-American and yes 

I’d do this and leave never to come back
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>>2433145
>MFW Americans unironically don't know how good they have it.
Compared to America, Britain in comparison, sure we have castles and some beautiful places, overall we are a Balkan nation masquerading as a first world nation. 
It's not just the vast and beautiful land that America has, but also the ideas of the people there really enchant me personally, you have a distinct sense of freedom.
Don't get me wrong others have mentioned SF and other Shitholes, but I'm hoping to do a tour of the East coast and whilst some may point to the current administration, people forget that as much as Biden is a fucking Catholic election rigging nigger and has tried to kill the country and economy, the administration doesn't last forever, and I don't see the USA on a permanently downward trend like the UK.
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>>2431210
Its exotic and interesting. I would never want to live there tho. Im happy in my balkan "shithole".
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>>2433245
Honestly that warms my heart and I’m glad you see some good in us. >>2433300
Fair enough
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>>2433245
USA has better natural scenery, more freedom and a better economy but worse culture, art and architecture. If I was rich I'd prefer USA but as a poor brit I can still enjoy living in a quaint medieval town but if you are poor in USA you will be living in some soulless ghetto.
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>>2433313
It's strange to explain but a lot of friends of mine are of the same opinion that, for instance, I love European History, European Culture, but I have no interest in actually travelling to anywhere in Europe, nowhere is screaming at me saying
>COME HERE VISIT MEEEE AHHHH
But the allure of what is effectively 50 Englands, all stitched together, across this land of Woodlands, Plains, Desert and even Swamps just existing, it's there, it's so wide and spacious that Europeans can't even comprehend that Vermont has more woodland than England has, or that Texas is 20% larger than the entirety of France, but that is just a single state of this grand union. 
The people too, whilst you have your ghetto niggers, and California socialities, you have a generally simple people, an industrious people, a people who want to be rich and refuse the call of managed decline, people who want to live their lives to the fullest and are (rightfully) skeptical of the government, it's enchanting to me, do I have an idealised view? Yes, most definitely, but the difference is the States can evoke that hope, Britain is a zombie nation, with a zombie people waiting to die and I want no part of it.
>>2433367
But in America you have the freedom to move to whatever state befits you. Here, I have lived in the same 10 mile radius in about 16 different houses (fmr rich fag) and will forever be stuck to this area, the states not so much.
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>>2418088
covid vaccination offers negative protection now plus the risk of side effects
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>>2418472
same thing here in australia
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>>2429703
some of us just want to transit
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>>2417896 (OP)
Fuck tourists
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>>2433406
*tears up*
E-enjoy your trip :’)
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>>2418088
>Its more for the safety of the US population.
No, it's actually to boost the profits of big pharma companies like Phizer.
>Americans literally injected bleech into their bodies because Trump told them to
Nope, that was propaganda and fairly obvious propaganda at that. You are either lying or you have an IQ below 100.
>So now the responsibility falls to us to protect them from themselves
You don't protect shit and nobody respects you.
>because if they get COVID they will go around licking everyone and spreading it to "own the libz" 
I actually did this. I went to a left wing part of the city I used to live in, spat on my hands, and touched every door handle in the grocery store and surrounding gas stations. I hate leftists with every fiber of my being and I make them suffer at every opportunity I find. Go fuck yourself.
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>>2418095
This
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Fly to mexico (No vax required), go to cancun, pay some dollars (don't be cheap )to one of these folks/qts in the vaxaids medical tents on the streets, to give you some vax papers, then fly to wherever you want

I did the same and two years later, still no problems. Don't know if is possible to do so on 2023 when the vax is almost irelevant
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>>2434698
Based global travel circumventer
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It's been extended to May, but the fact they keep dropping the review date gives me hope it will end soon. I heard the US is dropping some of it's covid emergency powers soon, any US anons know what's happening?
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>>2433572
[Citation needed]
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>>2417930
Vaccinated fags still seething about level headed, fear-mongering resilient chads refusing to get forcibly injected with mystery gene therapy serum and reaping zero consequences for not getting it. Not vaccinated, got sick for like a week, wasn't a big deal, no regrets.
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>>2435030
they just want others to be as miserable as them for taking it.
They are still coping and seething because they thought they would be rewarded for being god goy cattle
>>2435030
>No vax chads reaping zero consequences for not getting it.

mostly because this
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>>2435030
>level headed vaxxed chads traveling and living normally
>unvaxxed virgins still seething in their mom's basement for 2 years
It makes sense that since you were too scared to be vaccinated, you're too scared to admit you were wrong the whole time. You'd rather cope and pretend that in just two more weeks you'll finally lose your virginity because unvaxxed sperm or something. Herd mentality is one hell of a thing.
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>>2417896 (OP)
I've a visa schedule in sep..do they reject visas if you are unvaxxed?
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>>2435139
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?
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>>2434698
How much did you offer them? Did they accept straight away or tried to act offended?
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>>2417896 (OP)
lol @ redditors being more knowledgeable about this subject. Bunch of boomers on the USVaccineMandate subreddit have talked about the Bahamas route for months. About to try it out myself tomorrow at 6:00pm EST as a unvaxxed Canadian citizen.
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>>2417896 (OP)
Wait, still? Seriously? What the fuck? Hell I'm American and I didn't know this.
t. never got the jab
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>>2418134
I was just in NYC for work and it's worse than any "Shithole" I've be been to in Europe or Asia. I was literally high stepping over packs of rats in Manhattan. They leave their trash in the streets in massive piles. Everything looks like it came from 1982. It's crazy. I saw active crimes happening and no one did anything.
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>>2435285
Please gimmie an update when you can
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>>2435559
Will do. Just successfully got my boarding passes for the Balearia ferry from Bimini to Ft. Lauderdale without issue, no asking for vaccine proof or anything, just my passport. Another hour before I board and then I won’t be going through customs until around 8pm EST (ship doesn’t leave until 6pm). Will give another update once I’m completely through.
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>>2435736
>>2435559
Successfully boarded.
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Indonesia is much worse
they don't want people going to bali and fucking western values into girls
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>>2435782
My arse is squeezed for you Anon.
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>>2435872
>>2435782
>>2435559
lol was able to get through customs easily. Took forever (1.5 hours) but nothing at all about covid.
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>>2435953
And to clarify, the reason it took this long is because there were only 2 people working at customs and they were processing around 500 people. One for foreigners and one for US citizens. The foreigner line was spending 2-3 minutes per person and groups of 4 people weren’t being moved quicker than 4 single people. It also depended on what country you were from. I saw a lot of people from even Europe having to have their fingerprints taken, as a Canadian all I had to do was have a picture taken and then answer typical easy questions about what I was going to be doing. If anyone wants me to write up the exact Bahamas method to get in, I can do that in a separate post.
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>>2417896 (OP)
my mom says it's because the vaccines are american, thus they make money by forcing tourists to get vaccinated
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>>2436131
The US has roughly lost an estimated $80bn from lost tourist revenues.
>>2435994
So as a Europe I'd expect to be finger printed then? And yeah please, whilst I'm going to go after May. I'd still like a write up on the process if you can Anon.
Happy Travels
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>>2436142
Alright here’s a basic breakdown:
1. You’ll have to find a way to Nassau, Bahamas. If you’re in Europe you’ll either have to fly to Toronto first and then fly from there or use a connecting flight that doesn’t land in the United States.
2. Once there you have three options. a) Fly from Nassau to Bimini and then take the Balearia Ferry from Bimini to Ft. Lauderdale. b) Fly from Nassau to Freeport and then take the Balearia Ferry from Freeport to Ft. Lauderdale. c) There is a ‘Margaritaville at Sea’ cruise that goes Ft Lauderdale -> Nassau -> Ft Lauderdale. Apparently if you contact them you can get on at Nassau and take the rest of the cruise to Ft Lauderdale.
3. Also the Ferry schedule for Bimini to Ft Lauderdale is Wed, Fri, Sun. The ferry schedule for Freeport to Ft Lauderdale is Wed, Sat. I don’t know much about the third option other than it is much cheaper (the cruise costs about the same as the ferry) as you won’t have to fly from Nassau to another island in the Bahamas but I can’t confirm this will work.
I used option a). The flight to Bimini was $400USD for 2 people. The hotel in Bimini was $400USD and the ferry to Ft Lauderdale was $450USD. I had to stay a night in Bimini because my flight arrived at 4:00pm and the ferry left at 6:00pm and I didn’t want to chance it. There are however flights to Bimini that land around 9am and then if you time it properly you won’t have to stay a night in Bimini. There’s only one flight per day from Nassau to Bimini and the departure differs from day to day. It’s also only about a 30 minute flight. If you have any questions let me know.
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>>2436142
And yes there is a good chance you would be fingerprinted but these could have just been people who were living outside countries that are eligible for an ESTA. Most people that I saw go through had to be fingerprinted.
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>>2417896 (OP)
So I imagine there is no chance in the near future it to be softened like the japanese did with their entry requirement?
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Will be going to Vancouver soon, but might as well want to stop in the US. Can anyone confirm if anybody checks covid shit through land border? (By car)
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>>2436297
From what I’ve heard it’s a 50/50 chance that they even ask if you are vaccinated. Then if they do ask it’s another 50/50 chance that they ask for proof if you tell them yes. You can just bullshit them and say you forgot if they catch you and it shouldn’t be a big deal to just turn around but you won’t be able to book things in the US in advance unless you’re willing to gamble the costs. Unfortunately the only guaranteed way of getting in is via the Bahamas.
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>planning trip to the usa
>New York To LA is 6hours

How the fuck? America isn't even that big, 6 hours you can go from london to France to Turkey. IS it because amerimutts are so fat they slow the plane down or something?
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>>2436324

london to paris to istanbul is ~2600 km. NY to LA is ~4000 km. 

>eurosharts in charge of math.
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>>2417904
Faggot
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>>2418088
>>2418089
Why did this bot post the same thing three minutes later?
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>>2417906
They've made it their personality. It's all they have left now that the MAGA stuff is losing steam.
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>>2435024
you actually think it's a good idea to inject a vaccine that targets 3 year old spike proteins? how fucking retard are you
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>>2434698
I don't think those tents have been a thing for 2 years now
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>>2435819
surely people who got the vaccine would be less compatible with islam?
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>>2436443
yes I'm sure that's the reason and not because the us still has a vaccine mandate
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https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/3924782-senate-votes-to-end-covid-19-national-emergency/

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/3924499-biden-declines-to-veto-gop-led-measure-to-end-covid-19-emergency/

So it seems we actually will be allowed back in to Burgerland on May 11th. Based. 
I don't trust Biden to do anything sensible he says he will do but it seems the writing is on the wall on this one. 
Good time to buy plane tickets?

And what's this about visa waivers taking forever? Is that still a thing? It was like a day or something in the past?
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>>2429279
Fly to Tijuana, Mexico then walk across the border (legally which is easy as shit) and then board a domestic flight in San Diego to NYC. Not a single vaccine needed.
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Any anons know if you had to upload vaxpasses to get ESTA visa waivers back in the day?
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>>2437063
No, they dont even ask for it
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>>2437078
Based. Thanks.
Does it still work the same way as before the plandemic? Sort the waiver online, get approved, print the approval off and bring that with you and then there's nothing else to do?
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>>2436635
>So it seems we actually will be allowed back in to Burgerland on May 11th.
Uh what? Everyone has been able to enter Burgerland since 2021. In what alternate basement-dwelling reality do you live in?
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>>2437142
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>>2437081
That's right. I have my fly to NYC this Sunday and as far as i know they will only ask for the vaxproof before boarding so i will try showing a fake and see what happen
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>>2437201
Intredasting. Please give your report here.
To be honest I'm not planning to do anything like that but am hoping to enter legally this summer and it looks like I will be able to.
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Thank you, Republicans, for finally ending this covid madness. Now, after three long years, I can see my family again without injecting myself with Pfizer's myocarditis cancer seizure death juice.
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>>2437583
So does that include the vaccine?
I can go to US like, next week?
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>>2437733
Supposedly yes, but the CDC hasnt updated their website yet. Better send those commie fuckers an email. 
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/travelers/international-travel-during-covid19.html
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>>2437733
You have always been able to go to the US. Unless you are a basement dwelling kissless virgin.
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>>2437749
Remember that time a US citizen got arrested in Hawaii for being unvaccinated and presenting a fake vaccination pass? Maybe you forgot because you were too busy shoving Faucci's cock down your throat for three years.
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>>2437749
Unvaccinated non-citizens have been unable to visit for three years.
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>>2437771
Like you said, you have been able to visit unless you are a basement dwelling kissless virgin.
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What will they do abut the poor vaccine shills once the mandate is over?
Will they be repurposed into Taiwan shills or straight into recrooters?
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lol the country with over a million covid deaths somehow still thinks these mandates help at all
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>>2437749
posts like this really show you how low vaxxie IQ are lol
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>>2435266
>>2435266
>How much did you offer them?

i was really desperate and no way i was going to take the vax. I offered them $1000 just because i could.. ($ i was thinking about just $500 but whatever) 
>Did they accept straight away or tried to act offended?

dude, it's Mexico, corruption is everywhere and everybody love some easy dollars.
also i had to deal with 2 nice women and one guy (not so many people) so i think it was easier for me 

>>2436588
If you say so.. because as i said, nobody cares about covid and vaxpassports anymore. Also those tents were more available when covid cases were "higher" and some tourists wanted to to get tested
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>>2437733
>>2437741
https://www.freightwaves.com/news/us-border-vaccine-rules-remain-as-biden-ends-covid-national-emergency

>President Joe Biden signed legislation Monday to immediately end the U.S. national emergency response for COVID-19, weeks before it was set to expire alongside a separate public health emergency.
>However, the public health emergency — which does not allow unvaccinated non-U.S. citizens to enter the country — remains in place until May 11. 
>It’s unclear if the border vaccine requirements for non-U.S. citizens will end in May. The bill Biden signed Monday did not mention ending the vaccine mandate for non-U.S. citizens at the border, and White House officials have not commented on when the requirements will be lifted.
So we're still not allowed back in. 
Mainstream news are saying Biden is planning to let the thing end on May 11th. The criminals are not even pretending it's about fear of covid any more, it's about giving the so-called health services time to prepare to adapt to new guidelines.
It's going to look completely ridiculous if Biden and his people decide to not let the other emergency lapse after ending the first emergency. And it's going to look absurdly unreasonable if the barbaric nonsense of the vaxpass entry requirement is maintained after May 11th. 
However looking completely ridiculous and absurdly unreasonable is nothing new for these guys so I'm not buying my tickets just yet.
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Antivaxxers still seething lol
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>>2438775
>I'm so glad I got the Sho....ACK
>>2438642
The big question for me is how long will they keep the COVID-19 vaccine requirement for permanent residents, I'm guessing maybe 2-3 years at worst. But if I talk about it more jannies will ban me for violating rule 1.
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So do we still need to be vaccinated to fly in? I need to my visit my family.
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>>2438642
What a pathetic country.
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>>2438854
If you're a US Citizen? No. If you're a dirty foreign like me and not a spic crossing the border illegally, Yes.
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>>2438856
what the fuck? I'll be denied entry if I fly in? My friends drove across the border and they didnt ask for a covid passport
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>>2438865
You'll be stopped before you board the flight. 
Land passages have been hit or miss on asking for Vaxpasses.
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>>2438852
Residents can easily self-identify as vaccinated, it's the foreigners flying in from first world countries who are the ones affected.
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>>2438882
For me I'm planning on getting married to my American GF and going for full citizenship so I'll have full proof of all other vaccinations required, with exception to the COVID vaccine, so my hope is either they rescind it soonish after May 11th (1-3 year time scale) as the Swiss, the British, the Australians and etc are all outright saying
>Sorry we will literally not give you the vax it's too dangerous.
But I do think there's an exemption if the vaccine is unavailable in your home country at least.
There's also potentially using ivax.app but I'm scared of getting nuked by jannies than saying more than that.
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>>2438852
>The big question for me is how long will they keep the COVID-19 vaccine requirement for permanent residents
The optimistic scenario is that it all goes when (if?) the "emergency" officially ends on May 11th. Would be nice if they were clear about this as it's so obviously pure vindictiveness at this point. But then it's naive to expect more from these people.

>>2438865
>what the fuck? I'll be denied entry if I fly in?
From what I gather, you will likely be asked at the airport to show your version of pic related. Everyone I know who has been to the US says they have had to do this. They won't let you on the plane if you don't have it.
It seems that some land border crossings are not asking for vaxpasses, or at least they aren't asking some of the time, but there's a large element of luck in there... I want to visit the US but not enough to risk being stuck in Canada with a rental car I'm now unable to deliver to the right place.
The Bahamas route mentioned ITT sounds interesting if you really need to get in. But I can't be bothered to go to the Bahamas.

>>2438855
Word to the wise, anon. If you're trying to play "which country is the most cucked?" then you've already lost.
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>>2438878
Fockin 'ell
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>>2438894
All cuckolds partake in their fetish voluntarily, just like how yankoids voluntarily allowed voter fraud despite having access to weapons.
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>>2438894
Ask your friends if they still actually scan it. if they don't then just generate a fake one with ivax.app