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1d5dryw

Endo season sale

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I know. But still. Would be even better if we could implement such system across country.

1d6bx6l

Speaking from experience. Only join series C or D start ups as an employee. If you want to go in at seed, A and B then make sure you're director or above to make the risk worth while.

1d4r56d

Unemployment is always a stick for parties not in govt. There will never be a true zero percent unemployment. Opposition can use this argument freely with no repercussions. Modi has done an excellent job creating infrastructure that will show results 5 yrs from now. What does Congress do? Distribute 1L to everybody while they swindle thousands of crores ! btw, when was there zero unemployment in Congress ruled period?

1d4ud41

Month end ka chakkar, babu bhaiya! /S

1czfr7n

Har Har Mahadev

1d5vxlg

Ananya looks sloshed! And what’s with Ranveer’s look? It’s so bad!

1d5jbjc

I’m more interested in who Malaika dates next, I want her to be the next Leonardo DiCarpio hehehe

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Aish has no friends in the industry whatsoever. She does not need friends from the industry to prove that she is good with relationships. The industry is a vile place , having said that she is always a part of the gatherings and seen with actresses at Manish Malhotra’s gatherings and diwali occasions. Also as you get older you’re more drawn to your family and that’s what she is doing. She attends pretty much every occasion with her daughter and Abhishek and has great relationships with her family.

1d5gsfl

Apki Gali national highway hai?

1d5erii

Touch wood, that it was not serious. But also, literally nobody said it was serious, including Pooja Dadlani. Everyone knew it was a heatstroke/dehydration. And wo kisi ko bhi ho sakta hai. Also nothing wrong with going to the hospital and chadhaaoing an IV if you're that dehydrated. Blame the media for the hoopla, not SRK. He was literally in Chepauk two days later cheering for KKR!

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At the mean time the RW subs in reddit and barking that Tamils have commented that Pragg belongs to TN under an IG post praising Pragnanandha for his win against Carlsen. If the sanghis are normalising racism, coloursim, xenophobia and islamophobia then it is nature to hate the people who support BJP in majority. Sanghis will be the reason why India will break.

1d4q1h3

Yeah, try shouting at someone's face in UP. And I'm not justifying violence. The youth in the video clearly instigated it. Any court will rule the old guy's actions as self defence. And if I am shouting in someone's face like that, I'm ready to throw hands.

1d5knzw

Any language is learned by communicating in that language like you would with a toddler who knows no other language. So yes, it's frustrating when you communicate in English and they don't understand, so you give up and switch to your local language. DON'T. Or they'll never learn. Use signs etc anything but another language to make them understand what you're saying. Isn't that how you taught them your native language? Start with simple sentences and words and then ramp up. Talk to your partner in English in front of your kids and they'll passively pick up. It's not going to happen in a month so have patience.

1d34ejf

Modiji ya Amit Shah koh banalo doosre team kha batting hi nahin aayega

1d0ffrr

Around 28-30 are dead now, and many injured. That gaming zone was fairly popular one, but still it didn't have fire safety NOC approval. Fire was caused by some construction materials and work that was going on. The whole place collapsed in 20 mins. All gaming zones of the state will be closed and will only be re opened after safety checks. It's just heartbreaking situation.

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Doing public spectacles will make us even worse and seem like those shitty islamic regimes. The more important thing than doing some grand public spectacle is to to run the case quickly, arrive at a verdict and complete the punishment within a couple of weeks rather than years. That will have a much bigger impact than a grand public spectacle.

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Please everyone don't forget about this case when the 4th of June arrives. It's because of you all only that the Pune police, media and the judiciary has started dealing with this abhorrent crime in the manner in which it should have been dealt with from the start. I'm sure this criminal family must be waiting with bated breath for the election result day to come so that the public's focus shifts completely and then they can get on with their bribing and escaping the shackles of justice. Somebody has also rightly posted on Twitter today that earlier they just had to shell out a few lakhs and that boy must have gone Scott free but now they'll just have to shell out multiple crores instead of lakhs but the result will be the same unfortunate one. Earlier, all that we were demanding was for this so called juvenile to be punished according to law that is applicable for adults. But now, a lot of shady characters have come into light and they should be lawfully tried in the court of law for their acts not just related to this case, but for all their misdeeds that they have committed in the past.

1d5hdtu

New mothers look different.. it takes time to get back into your old look. This is very normal.

1d1d4r7

Because Ambani is better.

1d07mvf

Casio Illuminator! Love this watch!

1d5uvlc

Bengal needs to be put under military rule for a generation, it is beyond fixing at this point.

1cvguef

Kahin dekha hua lgta hai ye scene

1d657jp

People weren’t open to ethnic features at that time and the 2000s were notorious for bringing in Russian refugees into modelling after the war. So, blonde, blue eyed, skinny was the requirement back then.

1d4os9t

Rare roadways W

1d1kh1r

Nah most of the country doesn't think that they're voting for Modi bc they don't think there's even an opposition anymore at least at the nat'l level. In 2014, Modi began campaigning actively from the end of 2013 itself, this time around the opposition properly started their campaign.......... in April? The middle class is completely gone, they're beholden to Modi atp feels like watching a person develop Stockholm syndrome, let's see what the poor do

1d5hrxe

Bhole baba would be very pleased with all this tree cutting won't he?

1d5onpx

Kitna hype karoge faltu iss movie ko. Aisa kuch dikhaya bhi nahi, that deserves it

1d0vmqy

BJPee is truly a descendant of colonialists. Divide and hate is all they know.

1d0qxj4

Daylight robbery.

1d1yuob

Allegence to nation instead of government is a slippery slope. Thats the cliched justification 101 for every coup. Their are advantages to strong army leadership but in developing countries the disadvantages far outweight the advantages.

1d5jij3

 She was & she is...Too much overhyped..Also she is forever saint according to everybody..

1d66y45

Your unemployed friend on a Wednesday at 11.00 am

1cwa8gy

Yes. And we dont have to worry if banks charge high interest rate to other successful industrialists. As long as our tax money is not used to waive off bankrupt companies

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As far as the written receipts are concerned, they do so to save themselves from taxes. They use blank papers to keep track of accounts and use proper bills with fabricated amounts. On construction sites, the builders just work as consultants. They outsource everything like RCC work, brick work, electrical work, paint job etc. Those who are awarded contracts are usually locals and operating on minimal margins and can’t afford buying costly machines.

1d53p7r

Karan plays safe

1d5g8sv

Oh these free-khors! 3-4 miyan, 10-10 bacche with each and then free main sab kuch chahiye. Be-sharmi ki limits cross Hain.

1d5u2r9

Isn’t she the one calling the paps?

1d5g8sv

Lool how it's similar behavior in that religion across Europe, america and India.

1d5j85l

Nice, fellow first time voter.

1d155v0

Yeah there's actually a lot of quality and quantity concerns in zomato. Some of my previous orders that I received from zomato were actually from a completely different restaurant altogether.

1d4pi06

 But it can have embarrassing consequences like this.

1d5exzy

Jumlebazi ki jai ho ! Modi hai to mumkin hai !

1d0sfo8

Apart from the usual set of answers, at least in engineering, students aren't graduating with a shred of imagination of the actual skills needed for jobs. Most of them know what's taught in classrooms and that's not. No proper career guidance either. India needs a complete overhaul of the education system.

1d604n7

Looks like RCB team ( all big names)

1d5y20s

Totally Agree. He is a Veteran and definitely among the greatest Indian leaders.

1d5kolk

I don't think it's the opposition that released this video. Sangi's wants to flex a bit before the results to give glimpse to public what's coming after Ji comes back to power.

1d3hkmd

Bhai yaha static roads be to khadi khadi gadiyon me log thok dete hain, isme ko kohraam macha denge

1d67mb6

This is not good while some are genuine others probably use this to touch her inappropriately Well still blame goes to shitty judiciary it needs a complete reform ,remove that kapil dibal or whoever in charge of law appointed during boomer era

1d5de56

This is what a paternity leave looks like?

1d5hc3b

They are soon getting there. Given that India is the world’s scam capital.

1d5de56

What cocktail of drugs are they on? ESP Ranveer, bhai itna bi obvious mat ho

1d4oqnw

Even the trailer was long and boring

1d48xm0

Googled it and sounds like a faltu award.

1d5fua2

OP you are a very dedicated fan of Jahnvi ! A rare sighting .LOL

1czehnv

There's fucking nothing to test!! Sometimes we need to tear law to prosecute these offenders as quickly and justly as possible. They take enough time to find loopholes to cite some BS and get away

1d0neuc

Do you understand how exchange rates work? If not, look up how much USD/INR was in 1974.

1d4ud41

Oh it’s ndtv … nvm

1d68lee

Sounds like a made up rage bait.

1cx1yq9

car crasher get to write essay on accidents terrorists get to eat biryani on exchequer. maha mahim kuch dimag bacha hai ki nahi ?

1d1o99u

/S Check if the drivers is a dalit as BMW has a large customer base of Dalits, almost every dalit owns atleast one bmw.

1d0neuc

"hagde bharat" "pakoda mantri" You can criticize all you want but why this?

1d4yqpb

I think you are confusing an Israeli based "private" firm selling its targeted political campaigning services with an Israeli govt agency working only for themselves. The former is not limited to just Israel for their clients, or certain type of clients. Hence, the weird combination of their clientele. Israel has several "private" companies offering targeted services for/against high value targets, which are deployed even by several foreign government agencies/clients. Pegasus by NSO, Cambridge Analytica started by those EX-Israeli special forces etc. were used by all kinds of clients across the political spectrum. Some cross the line at some point, and then they get shut down, and a new one takes its place. For example, Cambridge Analytica came down tumbling by interfering in US elections, but they were doing very well when they were doing the same thing all over the world before that. These "private" companies work for anyone who pays them well, and as long as they are useful in the long run for Israel/US, they seem to be allowed to operate with certain freedom on what they do, and who they target on a smaller scale. They might have a leash, but they also have a bit of room to play around, improve their techniques, and make money. This was just an irrelevant event for Isreali govt to care or interfere with, I think.

1d3u56f

Good.... Than we are progressing and accept changes

1d4e77o

Haan suna sahab kya bol rahe hai ? Get that bastard.

1d0fgna

Ye index Wale kabhi 126th rank dete hai, kabhi top 2 mein dal dete hai. Ache se confirm karke batao fir hum decide krte hai happy rehna ki nahi

1d5g8sv

Oh the disappointment will be nice to watch. But then again everyone on social media is saying NDA might not win so I am a little scared as well.

1d4nhkh

Probably because it didn’t fit in a lot of ATMs

1d67it2

SRK is looking like johhny depp

1d2jwpd

and still kids here are figuratively ready to kill to settle in the US, what a joke

1d50ncp

A team of yoga instructors? Wow

1cxxc3q

Mujhe lawyers ka scene pata nahi but imo judge isn't a promising career in terms of pay that's why very less prefer even prefer to be one

1czj077

i am seeing her after a long time and damn she aged like fine milk

1cyqau8

JNU is a reputed gfti in engineering domain

1d678v3

Fitgirl repacks, dodi repacks.

1d11i5d

Nitish be like ... "Maaf karna, gusse me idhar udhar nikal jaata hai"

1d3zvzl

Heat is just unbearable now. And this is clear indication that from here now the condition of heat is gonna be worse. We need more trees and vernacular cooling structures.

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I remember watching this film every time it came on Sahara One or Filmy which is almost every week I loved the songs (Aao Na and Pyaar Mein Sau Uljhanein) and the movie as a whole especially the second half with Amitabh Bachchan. I got to know much later that it didn't do well at the time of release.

1d06w29

Me playing GTA San Andreas

1d0uchr

it's UP aka Ram Rajya! what else do you expect from these degerates? Raping, molesting, blackmailing, mutilating and murdering women is a way of life in Ram Rajya.

1d6e9fw

Even I’ll be humble if it was an all paid trip and I wouldn’t have to pay a penny from my pocket

1d1pfkm

> Police sources, citing the hospital, said the woman was suffering from lung cancer. Activists who were assisting the woman in her pursuit of the case are demanding autopsy of the body

1cx524q

Not uneducated but self hating

1d3wd42

Thank you so much for your suggestion, it really means a lot, I'm going to talk to my dad about this idea , hope he likes this idea. Thank you!!

1d4nhkh

It's to fight black money generally. Storing 1 crore of cash with 500 rs notes is more difficult than 2000rs notes. All those higher notes were in the hands of criminals and politicians as a result. This is one of the reasons India historically chose to not have high denomination notes. Not just Modi government.

1d6cayj

Salman-sonali? What’s the tea

1d6a42b

Increase petrol price by 5 rs next week... To catch up.

1d6a42b

Wedding is fucking expensive even for richest man lol

1d2fgo3

While I agree that Indian regulators are ineffective against things which cause real harm like Ayurveda and homeopathy, classification and recommendations of food listed here is not without basis in science. White bread is considered processed food in many countries, so is butter/margerine. These are foods where intake should be limited.

1d5cx9c

Omg just realized Rajkumar raps chin is back

1d5qy9t

Looks like a dropout newbie hippie in the first pic.

1d67v15

Simple answer is - 1. Traction among the masses it brings glamour and is basically a PR marketing exercise. 2. His kids enjoy having stars in their functions is also the most basic reason.

1d23dym

Hey it is good to read papers. But arent we more concerned about how an ideology manifests on ground? The same arguement is used by communists and socialists. Their papers and books were so rosy. But the reality wasnt.

1d4r3z2

How many sensors are broken? It is 28 degrees max across the country. Only auntinashunls believe this 56 inch - I mean degrees - claim. 

1d2c1xu

bhim ki shakti on top

1d5p2p0

What is this guy's problem is my quuestion?? What has Salman Khan done to him that he's trying to commit murder?

1d5kg4p

He’s been working for 20 years to get to the position he is currently at.

1d5j3h7

Yess! Got a lot of good ideas in all these subreddits, thanks! I'm noting down all, and the best part is, all of these are super fun to do and in her interests. We started already with some of these. Thanks again!

1cwyxir

Kapil sibal who normally charges 20-30 lakhs per hearing will gladly help this poor misunderstood people for free. His charitable personality always comes out for such cases he also gets a hard on protecting this type of people.

1d3iujy

nah don't talk reason with these people. itna polarised ho chuke hai there is no point