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She was only a Governor's daughter , but what a state she was in .
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I never get lost , just momentarily disoriented .
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On TV it's a maze of channels , luckily he had a guide .
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Doctor , doctor , people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow . - Don't let people push you around . Next .
hom_1425
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Never invest in funerals , it's a dying industry .
hom_1426
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Hangmen always keep their customers in the loop .
hom_1427
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Roentgen was radiating .
hom_1428
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OLD BOXERS never die , they just punch out
hom_1429
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Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! " At our restaurant , we guarantee You won't find a single fly . " " Whaddya mean ? " " Because they're all married . "
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You are now entering a School Free Drug Zone .
hom_1431
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Sky divers don't jump , they just fall away .
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OLD PLANETS never die , they just lose their attraction .
hom_1433
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I wanted to make suits but I could never measure up .
hom_1434
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My name is Will , I'm a lawyer .
hom_1435
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" Here's your allowance for the next two weeks , " Tom advanced .
hom_1436
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OLD CARD PLAYERS never die , they just shuffle off .
hom_1437
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The earliest mention of cars is in the Bible when Adam and Eve were driven out of the Garden of Eden .
hom_1438
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When a guillotine executioner is layed off he gets severance .
hom_1439
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I like elevators they let me say jokes on every level .
hom_1440
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OLD ALCOHOLICS never die , they just lose their spirit .
hom_1441
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OLD TANNERS never die they just go into hiding .
hom_1442
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Jenny was sure she was going to Heaven but she wouldn't harp on it .
hom_1443
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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day . . .
hom_1444
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In Ireland you're more likely to get a Pat answer .
hom_1445
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You can't have an omelette unless you break the egg .
hom_1446
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Give a dog a bad name and hang him .
hom_1447
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Tires are fixed for a flat rate .
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The heart sees farther than the head .
hom_1449
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He was the most dishonest and cleverest card shark in the city , the police said he will be dealt with .
hom_1450
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Old electricians never die , they just get discharged .
hom_1451
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The trampoline was on sale for fifty per cent off . Needless to say I jumped on the offer .
hom_1452
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I wanted to be a sonar technician , but it was out of my depth .
hom_1453
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Peter went overboard for the lord , why can’t we .
hom_1454
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Stop talking ! I'm out of aspirin !
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Proofread carefully to see if you any words out .
hom_1456
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The railway constructions are on track .
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The truth shall set you free , or The truth will set you free .
hom_1458
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Stamp out excessive postage prices .
hom_1459
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My name is Art , I'm a museum curator .
hom_1460
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He put so many blanks in his document that he started to feel spaced out .
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I'm sorry Mrs . Bobbitt , you can't send that in the mail .
hom_1462
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The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby . She told him to pocket all his allowance .
hom_1463
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Highways today are much better than they were many years ago and there are lots of concrete examples of it .
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Monkey see , monkey do .
hom_1465
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Don't get lost in the mist or else you won't have the foggiest idea where you are .
hom_1466
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A former doctor , while auditioning for a play , broke his leg . But luckily , he could still make the cast .
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Anything not nailed down is a cat toy .
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Success is a journey not a destination .
hom_1469
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Some jokes get dated , other jokes get married .
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I've never tipped a cow . Then again , one has never served me food .
hom_1471
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Have you heard about that online origami store ? It folded .
hom_1472
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I'd love to change the world . . . if I can get the source code .
hom_1473
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She was only an Attorney's daughter , but what a will to break .
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Always smile . It makes people wonder what you're up to .
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Kindness , like grain , increases by sowing .
hom_1476
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He didn't want to volunteer for the rodeo but he got roped into it .
hom_1477
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When he switched from horses to sailing , his life took on a new tack .
hom_1478
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Do I straddle the fence on issues ? Well , yes and no . . . .
hom_1479
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I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden . It didn't have much of a plot .
hom_1480
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder .
hom_1481
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The queen told the prince that he was a royal pain .
hom_1482
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Hell ! I thought I’d gotten away with it !
hom_1483
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" I want a motorized bicycle , " Tom moped .
hom_1484
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A friend cannot be known in prosperity nor an enemy be hidden in adversity .
hom_1485
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A man given a watch at his retirement said'it's about time'.
hom_1486
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Photographers are often very candid people .
hom_1487
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Hell ! I thought it didn't matter what you believed as long as you were sincere !
hom_1488
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A thousand dogs were stolen from a pet shop on Saturday . Police say they have no leads .
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Shame take him that shame thinketh .
hom_1490
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A good beginning makes a good ending .
hom_1491
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Aliens can easily understand each other because their language is universal .
hom_1492
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At first he was was a sprinter , but then he decided to run for office .
hom_1493
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It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights .
hom_1494
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If it looks like a duck , swims like a duck , and quacks like a duck , then it probably is a duck .
hom_1495
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Doctor , Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film ! - Hmmmm . Let's hope nothing develops . Next .
hom_1496
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I wondered why my geometry class was always tired . They were all out of shape .
hom_1497
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We offer counsel so you are not audited on your final return .
hom_1498
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A golden bit does not make the horse any better .
hom_1499
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OLD BOOTLEGGERS never die , they just keep still .
hom_1500
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We carry our greatest enemies within us .
hom_1501
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To draw cartoons for a living requires someone who is very animated .
hom_1502
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Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity
hom_1503
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I'm drawn to art .
hom_1504
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OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die , they just lose some functions .
hom_1505
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When you can't decide with your friends whose place to have a party at it's known as party politics .
hom_1506
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Missionaries like open hooded cars because they are convertible .
hom_1507
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The first time he put the horses on the carriage it went without a hitch .
hom_1508
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Undertakers'Motto - Trust us . We are the very last ones to put you down .
hom_1509
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We are overdressed when we are wrapped up in ourselves .
hom_1510
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The inventor of sandpaper had a rough time of it .
hom_1511
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Satan can’t bring you down any farther than your knees .
hom_1512
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The inventor of the stove top was in his element .
hom_1513
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Astronauts work in a nice atmosphere .
hom_1514
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Well drilling is a deep subject .
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My name is Candy . I'm a confectioner .
hom_1516
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This is a picture of my new house , said Tom , visibly moved .
hom_1517
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I'm buying a birthday present for a sculptor . Can you chip in ?
hom_1518
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My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist , but by a guy who was filling in .
hom_1519
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OLD TYPISTS never die , they just lose their touch .
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Installing a fan can be a breeze .