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Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended .
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Nature , time , and patience are three great physicians .
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There is only one way to open the door and that is the key .
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My other computer runs the Enterprise .
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Engineers : often wrong , seldom in doubt .
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OLD GRAVEDIGGERS never die , they just get buried in their work
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When the shocked IRS agent was found guilty of tax evasion he had to take time to collect himself .
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Don't let the perfect become the enemy of the good .
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The rodent catcher was always trying to weasel his way out of work .
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A hedge between keeps friends green .
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When William joined the army he disliked the phrase'fire at will'.
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When some coins fell into the batter it turned out to be a rich cake .
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Fine words butter no parsnips .
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When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store , the police pumped him for information .
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That's the seventh dip , Namaan said cleanly .
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Don't take life seriously . . . it isn't permanent .
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Two mathematicians arguing about even numbers were at odds .
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The weather bureau is an umbrella organization .
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OLD TELEPHONE OPERATORS never die , they just become disconnected .
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A streaker was found dead this morning . Police say the details are quite revealing .
hom_1541
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I strongly dislike the subject of math , however I am partial to fractions .
hom_1542
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The builders of raceways believe that one good turn deserves another .
hom_1543
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A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution checked carefully .
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OLD GAMBLERS never die , they just get discarded .
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My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner , they took him to hospital and he is picking up nicely .
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My mom ran out of poultry seasoning so she winged it .
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OLD CREDIT CARD USERS never die , they just expire .
hom_1548
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The members of the oldest profession are not really lost women ; they are just mislaid .
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A bowling team was called'lightning'because they had so many strikes .
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A wife lasts as long as a marriage , an ex - wife for ever .
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My name is Gene , I'm a DNA researcher .
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Don't fall before you're pushed .
hom_1553
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He had to learn what the measles was , from scratch .
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My name is Lute . I'm a musician .
hom_1555
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She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg , but broke it off .
hom_1556
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One leftover said to another'foiled again . '
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Underpaid weather forecasters predicted a storm of protest .
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The painter was hospitalized due to too many strokes .
hom_1559
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Trust your calculator . It's something to count on .
hom_1560
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When asked by a passenger how high he would get , the pilot replied ,'I don't do drugs . '
hom_1561
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The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them .
hom_1562
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The mortician was late for dinner because he was buried in his work .
hom_1563
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OLD RABBIS never die , they just get grey around the temples .
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When the janitor wanted to take up public speaking he always had the floor .
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OLD GUITARISTS never die , they just become unstrung .
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I before E except after C , huh ? Weird . . . . .
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The date of the marathon was changed . She took it in stride .
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Advice most needed is least heeded .
hom_1569
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A cutlery manufacturing company was built at a fork in the road .
hom_1570
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered .
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( A ) bort , ( R ) etry , ( F ) ail , ( G ) rab _ Hammer
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The longest mile is the last mile home .
hom_1573
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People in the desert have dry humor .
hom_1574
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A sign at a cemetery reads ,'No Trespassing , Violators Will Face Grave Charges'.
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Where ignorance is bliss ,'tis folly to be wise .
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Time and tide wait for no man .
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Love me , love my dog .
hom_1578
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For a long time , black holes were a dark secret .
hom_1579
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She was only a Conductor's daughter , but she told you where to get off .
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I'm not worthless . I can always serve as a bad example .
hom_1581
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Forgive and forget .
hom_1582
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Don't wash your dirty linen in public .
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A burnt child dreads the fire .
hom_1584
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Cooks have a lot of spice in their lives .
hom_1585
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The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him .
hom_1586
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Dorothy's dog , of the Wizard of Oz fame , always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto .
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OLD LANDSCAPERS never die , they just get weeded out .
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In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon , but he made the cut .
hom_1589
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A cat found a mysterious sweater , but the mystery was soon unravelled .
hom_1590
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Notice in a field : The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free , but the bull charges .
hom_1591
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I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out .
hom_1592
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I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded .
hom_1593
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Rental agents offer quarters for dollars .
hom_1594
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The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening . He loved recycling .
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. . . I multi - task , I read in the bathroom .
hom_1596
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His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up .
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Enjoy the present day , trusting little to what tomorrow may bring .
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There are sins of omission as well as of commission .
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Deeds are fruits , words are but leaves .
hom_1600
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Wade not in unknown waters .
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I forget the dream , but I'm missing a pajama button . . .
hom_1602
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She was only a Electrician's daughter , and she made house calls to remove her customers'shorts .
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Yo mama's so ugly , she made an onion cry .
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My name is Sherry . I work in a vineyard .
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How could I trust the ceiling fan installer when I knew he was always screwing up .
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Politics makes strange bedfellows .
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A musician went to hospital after playing too many accidentals .
hom_1608
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If you want a metal dog leash go to a chain store .
hom_1609
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If they ever have a contest for the best looking mannequin , there will be stiff competition .
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Set your drink on a skateboard , they make good coasters .
hom_1611
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Hey , wake up ! It's time for your sleeping pills .
hom_1612
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Procrastination is the thief of time .
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A watched pot never boils .
hom_1614
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OLD PHILOSOPHERS never die , they just retire to their own premises .
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People who work at a mint make a lot of money .
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I wanted to join my local rambling club , but the guy I spoke to on the phone just went on and on .
hom_1617
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She was only a Porchclimber's daughter , but you should see her stoop
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Have an optometrist run for president , because they are people of vision .
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Go with the flow .
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She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still .