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Mark Twain quote is spot on, my cat is a bugger when it comes to crime! Handy at times | 5,457,756 |
Great meeting...lunch on the patio in the sunshine...nothing more perfect busy day...time for bed, ahhhhh | 5,457,765 |
Exactly. She becomes completely incapable of anything unless he`s there helping her. Too many of those are out there. | 5,457,783 |
Definitely! I have usually found that critics know virtually nothing of what constitutes a good movie. Rarely am I wrong. | 5,457,789 |
I want to see 'Too Fast to Transport in 60 seconds' | 5,457,792 |
Appending the #verticalchinese hash tag is a nice touch. | 5,457,798 |
YES I AM GOING TO BE A SOPHMORE IN COLLEGE. Geez. Cant get a job cause everyone thinks im fifteen. | 5,457,804 |
_soul i look forward to your new cd big fan | 5,457,813 |
House hunting for next year= No FUN! | 5,457,834 |
My mum loved the Camp Rock mothers day card I gave her. I knew she would. Happy Mothers Day from New Zealand! Haha ILY lots **** | 5,457,858 |
your SMS managed to crash my phone. | 5,457,894 |
at work closing files | 5,457,909 |
work 4 - close | 5,457,910 |
The Rain Makes Me Sad. Its Like I Want To Kill myself,<- | 5,457,918 |
Just realized I hold a membership in the gym - saw my bank statement | 5,457,921 |
just another manic monday.. wish it were sunday.. that`s my fun day happy monday twitterland | 5,457,936 |
Freaking #2 horse crushed my dreams! Tear..... | 5,457,948 |
07 !!! It`s bloody quick,, even my gran could drift it http://twitpic.com/4ja93 | 5,457,951 |
No. As a result, the salary is a decrease | 5,457,957 |
Lucky. Winter is coming for us | 5,457,966 |
awww thanks lol - ermm what happened to the studying !? ha ha | 5,458,008 |
Volunteering at Down Syndrome Indiana on Wednesday | 5,458,026 |
u witch! im upstate in a **** hick dry county. so no alcohol or ethnic food. im crying. | 5,458,029 |
We got JoJo in for free and free drinks for Mom! My kind of night | 5,458,047 |
Morning tweeple! I`m a bit sneezy today | 5,458,060 |
gymnastics time. My last night for teaching Friday evening classes. New summer schedule starts next week. | 5,458,068 |
so bored without a camera | 5,458,104 |
how sweet | 5,458,106 |
don`t worry be happy Ryan | 5,458,125 |
paramore makes me want to punch babies lol | 5,458,134 |
they won`t guys are retarded! | 5,458,149 |
put ad on craigslist/Quebec 4 tan salad plates with bird drawings can only do 1 area @ time. I still need 3 more. Got 2 at my Tuesday AM | 5,458,152 |
I love my hair blowin in the wind | 5,458,170 |
listening to the falling rain...lalala | 5,458,173 |
Pfft, there you go with the logic again! | 5,458,179 |
Trying to put down some veggie soup, and watching Bride Wars while my body recovers. Hope I`ll spring back tomorrow | 5,458,185 |
LOLOL.. i think it`s funny that about 190 people think you`re lieing about being 'the REAL john barrowman' | 5,458,197 |
. you left me first .. and left your bed here for me to look at | 5,458,251 |
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/richardchan.htm OMFG this dude looks well `ard! He puts me to shame... | 5,458,266 |
trouble is i don`t think any of this is helping my wrists. | 5,458,269 |
Watching Matilda | 5,458,271 |
_musings Good morning! It is raining here | 5,458,275 |
- crazy fun! You make that man be nice! Sri Lanka is a spiritual place, yes? | 5,458,287 |
So.. finally finished setting up my account. Will switch from during this week | 5,458,293 |
just got back from hangin with the bestie at the pool, soo nice | 5,458,302 |
Did you know if you want to stay cool all day use a shower gel or bath wash with peppermint in it | 5,458,311 |
painting my nails green in an attempt to look like an army person. annoyed that everyone seems to tan apart from me! freckles and sunburn | 5,458,314 |
i can`t call you im from Mexico and i don`t know the code | 5,458,320 |
Happy mothers day in 25 minutes everyone | 5,458,341 |
Happy Mother`s day! Sent msg to mom and got her phone call. I wish one day we can live in the same city so I can take care of her. | 5,458,362 |
. Haha I want another bagel. I have all this blueberry cream cheese left and no more bagel | 5,458,386 |
THIS WEBSITE GAVE ME A VIRUS! When i opened it more windows kept POPPING up | 5,458,416 |
Last Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tonight! | 5,458,425 |
May the fourth be with you. Oh come on, no one had actually spelled it out yet | 5,458,431 |
Good night peeps! Give to your mom`s the greatest love you have **** | 5,458,446 |
Saw Fiddler with Topol! The girls LOOOOVED it! Next month... Annie! 7th row! *can`t wait* Trip 2 the music store for Fiddler sheet music. | 5,458,449 |
That`s the Birthday Boy`s iPod Touch and DSi set-up and sorted. Just to think I would have been happy with a ball + boots at that age! | 5,458,452 |
I know. #hhrs | 5,458,454 |
He`s got adjusting his mate`s online shop... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Boring... | 5,458,455 |
piecing a photo quilt for Boeing employees to be hung in Huntington Beach. Sadly, many people in the quilt pics are now laid off. | 5,458,464 |
oficially mother`s day! Hug & kissa Ur mom today more than U do everyday cooking 4 her is a good idea, i`m making enchiladas suizas =] | 5,458,473 |
waiting for my mom to get home | 5,458,479 |
Just chillin at home | 5,458,494 |
I love to jazzercise with Mrs. Underwood. I wish she was my chaperone. | 5,458,498 |
_educator Thanks. Photos look great - I`ll comment them asap | 5,458,506 |
Well done doing blood work..its hot out again | 5,458,524 |
weird, `cause i synced mine this morning and got the new episode... | 5,458,527 |
We people? I`m just an amateur Ark builder, no political affiliation. All are welcome | 5,458,542 |
Had an interesting evening amongst homeless people in Venice Beach last night, wishing I had my camera with me........ and model releases | 5,458,545 |
LoL!! I still would have got a look at his face just in case!! | 5,458,590 |
my ipod died not running until it is charged. | 5,458,650 |
Monday is here, One more day | 5,458,665 |
i got a replacement phone and now all my text messages and call history are gone. I am sad. | 5,458,752 |
Smith/Amherst mini-reunion last night was fun- how i miss the old days | 5,458,758 |
my sensors don`t seem to want to last for more than 3 1/2 days | 5,458,773 |
Recovering from a bad fall at lunch. Great start to the weekend. | 5,458,818 |
The dayem computer #twpp | 5,458,845 |
Brad Paisley+Alison Krauss- Whiskey Lullaby...so sad but its awesome! | 5,458,890 |
Nope, thank God, not on Air... It`s a REAL application, compiled code... | 5,458,917 |
It`s Friday... But its only Friday morning. Ugh. | 5,458,920 |
Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! May the force be with you all, be you Padawan or Jedi. | 5,458,932 |
milan is retardeddddddd, anyone wanna see my paint pic of him ??? | 5,458,986 |
woops! I only just realized my DMs to you are not going through | 5,458,989 |
Almost made it to reading comedy outlet. Headlining all weekend. Only took me 2 extra hours with traffic. Basically doubled my time. | 5,458,995 |
anytime!.. literally hahaha | 5,459,010 |
just watching hollyoaks omg | 5,459,019 |
im 16 too | 5,459,052 |
Were done so much for them, then brazilians ha! but no meh, i think they love the other countries more then the UK | 5,459,055 |
I forget, are you in Edinburgh? Check out EdinburghAC.org.uk | 5,459,058 |
am alive but at work finish at 1300 sun is out | 5,459,061 |
I love the humor, I just reworded it. Like saying 'group therapy' instead`a 'gang banging'. Keeps my moms off my back. Hahaha | 5,459,076 |
is getting ready for another makeup baseball game. Played the same team last night & got run ruled. | 5,459,097 |
At envy! Loving it best club ever. | 5,459,103 |
Thanks, it`s just too good for TV, simple as that. #dollhouse | 5,459,130 |
last #ff _Diesel _Web_Design | 5,459,139 |
Mmmmmmm. I love Espresso......the app, that is. I guess the real thing helps me work efficiently too | 5,459,154 |
im blonding ... slowly but surely im blonding ... i wana scratch my hair but im not allowed | 5,459,160 |
In a Drill Sergeant`s voice: everybody wake the **** UP!!! *flicks on everyone`s lights* it`s 500 est rise and shine beetches!! Lol JK | 5,459,169 |
Nooo i wanna watch the comet dont wanna go workk!!! | 5,459,184 |
I hate hiccups | 5,459,211 |