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has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty
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How inconsiderate!
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Molly keeps punching me cuz she sees yellow cars. I`m gonna be covered in bruises. I don`t like this game
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Yeah, that was my thumb last night. Sorry
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You be a good girl Whitney
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last night in newport
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feels like spammers season .....is called summer season
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What to do this weekend, what to do. Don`t think I`ll be making it to Michigan for The Wonder Years.
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It`s cold and cloudy and I have a million loads of washing to do
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Haha most def ^__^ Rob a bank with me so i could get all the swedish fishes in the world
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ooh which two books did you buy?
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_ it just upsets me , becasue like 6 years we have loved them .. and then this happens imm really uset now x
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yeah, I had a suspicion about that!! I think I`m going to come home and want to spend a ton of money on tools!
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Obama last night: 'Most of you covered me, all of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table.' http://bit.ly/bGcnW
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I have cystic lacrimal infectection?? my eye and face are swollen and it hurts!!
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They are unloading a Leopard Tank just next to my office window. Hope I didn`t piss off anyone
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hey chicLit whats happening? Just trying to promote my business, it`s really hard!
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Chilliin
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Justin Timberlake, How You can easily become a reiki master? at http://tinyurl.com/reiki88
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Joe just put a new bulb in my spotlight
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We can`t even call you from belgium sucks
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Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor
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did you put a spoon in it?
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no go on the bro down tonight for brett
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Everything
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14 pages left to read, then it will be time to start all over again, and again. Off to Lunch Duty...love 6th graders
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'Isn`t she lovely? Isn`t she beautiful?' Sorry Stevie, you`re not really in a position to make that judgement #steviewonder
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Welcome They are beautiful snow leopards.
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no need to thank we all just have to keep the good thought!
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THIS CALLS FOR A HIGH FIVE! (Don`t miss, hotshot xD)
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Mom just 'he`d' me. *sigh* She`s wonderful, and it was just a slip, but you`d think after coming with for my surgery it might go away...
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wzzzzzzzzzup?! its derrek! we r just starting band practice. Jayk Skylar is leaving for california today. lucky.
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The city officially smells like dead fish
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Heyya guys! does anyone know how to give formulas to create a sudoku? Please help
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mmmm it all sounds tasty. i had some spiced rum earlier, yummmmmyyyy also herbs are always good although better when shared
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_trees True. That`s kind of your style isn`**** and less of the 'old chap' ;-)
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good luck tomorrow
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ready for a very busy, FUN day tomorrow! gotta keep myself busy when my lover is gone
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You`re welcome! Actually, the all Swedish fans are trying to get McFly to us! We are very close now
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you`re in harlem? where? im so jealous right now! i miss living in nyc!
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someone i work with today told me that if i took a 'real age' test, it would tell me i`m 45
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Spending QT with the hubby
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Won`t really get a break till custody issue is settled and I`ve moved... another month or so, at least
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going to see star trak expecting noting but amazing
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main event has not happened yet, but he is doing well so far
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Going to sunnybank
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Missing from BKK na.
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Ya, it was pretty bad. Not sure when I will get to go visit. We have been super busy lately.
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watchin what a girl wants with mom and brittany..
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I`m going to go check out DJ Volt.
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_____ re:firmware. Heh, just a coincidence. I didn`t do anything. Maybe the SW guys heard you?
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awww, that`s cute.
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bud light?!?!?! up in Massachusetts and no Boston Lager? Guess I won`t catch the next flight njoy!
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Ah! Just remembered some (hopefully good) news is coming (hopefully soon) from someone I know... once again may the *happydance* commence
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i love him..i hate him..i loved him yesterday...ill hate him tomorrow....**** im confused
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I crochet Laura. Simple stitches...I can make a mean afgan!
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Got pulled over by a cop, got a warning
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barely awake, eating breakfast.. marathon morning! Good luck to all the racers, and happy Mother`s Day!
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TY. Just a long tiring day filled with expensive plumbers and work needed CALGON. Hope you & have an AWESOME weekend!
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JUST GOT TO LA MISS HAWAII ALREADY! DANG
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Wal-Mart orientation...it`s work, but seriously...this sucks
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great show today
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i think it was more the tigers crumbling. so not surprising at all, really ... lol ...
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_dec0de I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend
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Drinks && din w/ Amy and Lori
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In Y!M, when you sign in and sign out repeatedly, you`re not annoying.
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There are some great honey based recipes for you & the kids to download at - http://twurl.nl/ltlny8 - Join in the fun for honey week
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So nice how Natalie taught Jameson 'why'!!!
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My legs are killing me now. but i know it`s a good pain all in all.
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_58 I also like `Aasman ke paar shaayad`
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rlly dead? Descanse em paz... #luto #sad #RIP
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Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans because our arrival time was so up in the air.
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His beard is addressed in this week`s LOLs.
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happy maders day
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They`re for my mama I always bake late and get worried that the mixer is gonna bother people.
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Come on Vancouver. Throwing stuff onto the ice? I thought you Canucks were supposed to be all polite and stuff?
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Ginger biscuits rule !!! (by the way, I urgently need weight scales )
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@_Marguerite Yup, that`s Dianne and Claudia. Dianne is new to Tweetville, Claudia has been on a while but not active here
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I loves me some Jeff Lynne, and I do enjoy sitar work, but that was kinda weird. To each his own, I s`pose!
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CRYING CUZ PEOPLE WONT FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!
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_says ha ha funny
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And I`m listening to 'Wrong' by Depeche Mode.
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ooh_Bell whatchu goin as? Monsterpalooza`s this weekend for us. on the no Ink, i won`t be a stressed contestant this year! Miss U X0
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this is what i think about the world at hannah montana set.... im missing tennessee ALOT today
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missed interview on NPR, ironic because listened to NPR all day on long **** car trip, watching Needle now, looks good
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Early lunch then getting all dressed up for Amy`s confirmation
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I don`t seem to have any photos of me and my Grandma together for tomorrow. It is heart breaking
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done with facebook. off to jamlegend
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BIG HUG FOR YOU
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Got any tips for a mum of a 14 yr old with CFS who can`t sleep at night. He falls asleep about 4a.m. till midday or so
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yep... i think i might have just made the decision to go head first... we may be witnessing a historical moment... real talk
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Yeah *fingers crossed*
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thinks Aaron is pretty darn awesome
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haha, not always, just a 2-day-trip, for a friend. But I`ve been here some times. That`s why I know basic Japanese
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? on wednesday green day will perform their new single 'Know Your Enemy' at TvTotal http://tr.im/kpDX
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6:29 pm - ok, let`s go now through #bowman #strategicClock but first.. a break :-0 aargh.. tired
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missing mrs mcfox
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In this exact moment i have decided that in some point in my life.. i am going to adopt a child
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Thinking bout maddies comments
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eating hawain pizza for breakfast its a bit cold
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