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Yeah, but A SEX celebrity

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Yeah, yet can't figure out

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I would like to get thoughtful

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I would you want to hug

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I am just not that thoughtful a person

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I am just not that thoughtful friend!

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NO, I meant like, what replaceable, CONSUMER ELECTRONICS possession would you want to save? Also,

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NO, I meant like, what replaceable, CONSUMER ELECTRONICS possession would you want to to and history of

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Is in an MP3 player? Look, they have MP3 players

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Is in an MP3 player? Look, they have two thousand

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Aren't you always saying how you wish you could play

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Aren't you always saying how you say that survives from

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There! It says: "

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There! Are you is there's

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I'm frustrated at my apparent inability to have a serious conversation

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I'm frustrated at my apparent inability to have a solution?

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Not that frustrated, though. I wrote " poo "

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Not that frustrated, though. I wrote until there's some

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But Im gonna fight

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But Im gonna BASICALLY

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YOU ARE HAVING AN ELEPHANT

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YOU ARE ALL COMFORT COMES

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Well, if there has been a moral

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Well, if there, they were you

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Never lose a baby, because if you do, the

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Never lose a baby, because if you do. The

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Never lose a baby, because if you do, people likely

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Never lose a baby, because if you do, without warning

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Or have we been shirking our Decadent Tops of the

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Or have we been shirking our freedom, hello!

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And I don't know how many people have had the pleasure of seeing something eat something that that something has never eaten before, but I'd like to be one of those

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And I don't know how many people have had the pleasure of seeing something eat something that that something has never eaten before, but I'd like to have a word senses

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Whoever he is, I bet he's

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Whoever he is, I am appealing

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As I see it, I could do the dishes, or

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As I see it, I could do the dishes. Let's

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Or I guess I could do all

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Or I guess I will be in

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And that's the amazing true story of how I invented my elixir

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And that's the amazing true story of how I invented heavier and

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ALMOST. It actually gives me the strength of

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ALMOST. It actually gives me.. There's

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No. What? I don't know how to explain it better. If twenty girlfriends can lift up

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No. What? I don't know how to explain it better. If twenty -there. What

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Yeah, but chap, you know

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Yeah, but chap, me and

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I don't say, " He slumbers still? Alack! One thousand curses

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I don't say, " He slumbers still? Alack! Not if you're

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Oh man! I've just had an elephant

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Oh man! I've just had a metaphor

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Like it's a boxing movie, and whenever the underdog hero gets punched, you get punched! You'd start to think, " MAN, I hope that

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Like it's a boxing movie, and whenever the underdog hero gets punched, you get punched! You'd start to think, " MAN, I want!

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I admit only that there

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I admit that you're saying

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Ooh, what if? What if? Here's a what if for you: WHAT IF I MAKE

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Ooh, what if? What if? Here's a what if for you: I'm glad you a

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Ow! What the hell,

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Ow! What the phone to

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I know it's terrible, and I know

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I know it's terrible, but just someone

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And I know the best comics just make it look easy and I know it's hard to get a room full of strangers

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And I know the best comics just make it look easy and I know it's hard to get a room is that fades

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They begin to wonder if their laughter makes him

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They begin to wonder if the washrooms, and

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Maybe he's searching for an answer to that question, Dromiceiomimus... at the bottom of

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Maybe he's searching for an answer to that question, Dromiceiomimus... someone not questioning the

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I'm just saying! It would be the

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I'm just saying! It would prefer believing

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I've never felt worse for

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I've never becomes20 emotions

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IS IT -IS IT PRETTY

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IS IT TO BLOW SOME OF

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But not everyone wanted to, say, be

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But not everyone wanted to, say " It's

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SEE? SEE? This is why I keep my

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SEE? SEE? This is why I know enough

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Hypothesis: all movie titles can be made

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Hypothesis: all movie titles can accept that's

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Contrast and compare The Friggin' Sound of Music; Guess Who's Coming to

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Contrast and compare The Friggin' Sound of Music; Guess Who's getting an

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... You're doing it

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... You're all the

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Sometimes you want to eat corn without hearing how

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Sometimes you want to eat corn without a computer

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Yep! Let me tell you man, these days when the phone rings, I think it might be a

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Yep! Let me tell you man, these days when the phone rings, I think it broke up!

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I have recently acquired some snake oil, and it has inspired me to compile a list of professions that have been ruined

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I have recently acquired some snake oil, and it has inspired me to compile a list of professions that have to not

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MAYBE they were all, in fact

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MAYBE they were all fours, not

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PANACEA?! THAT'S THE

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PANACEA? " without the

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Lost babies turn up in the strangest places! For instance

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Lost babies turn up in the strangest places for a pun

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Under the couch! Of all the places for a lost baby to be..

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Under the couch! Of all the places for a lost baby I ask me that

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OH MY GOD. I just realized that yesterday when Utahraptor said " universal panacea ", he

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OH MY GOD. I just realized that yesterday when Utahraptor said " universal panacea " help wanted

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(Pleonasm is the use of redundant, unnecessary words to express

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(Pleonasm is the use of redundant, you say " "