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coherent | What if I put chocolate sauce in my iced |
dp | What if I put chocolate sauce in the same |
coherent | What if I started my OWN waterslide, but put a fine layer of gasoline on top, and then lit it, so that when you slide you could slide through FIRE ( |
dp | What if I started my OWN waterslide, but put a fine layer of gasoline on top, and then lit it, so that when you slide you could slide through a bible |
coherent | What if I made... carbonated |
dp | What if I made.. always! |
coherent | Dromiceiomimus! Which kind of street does a ghost love |
dp | Dromiceiomimus! Which kind of street and make! It's |
coherent | I know! Should you laugh... OR RUN |
dp | I know! Should you laugh... I'm all |
coherent | Hey Utahraptor! Why don't bats live alone |
dp | Hey Utahraptor! Why don't know -REX |
coherent | Homophones are words that SOUND the |
dp | Homophones are words that I am |
coherent | Don't bother showing up to my dinner party, HOMOPHONES |
dp | Don't bother showing up to my dinner? PEOPLE AT |
coherent | PERHAPS YOU'D ALSO LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO PERFECT, PRESENT, |
dp | PERHAPS YOU'D ALSO LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO THIS HAS NO, |
coherent | Okay. Well. They're |
dp | Okay. Well, grade |
coherent | Man! I've got to start inviting REAL people to |
dp | Man! I've got to start inviting me to be |
coherent | Sorry, other word classes! I have a NEW girlfriend now |
dp | Sorry, other word classes! I have a NEW. The |
coherent | You are a winner; you |
dp | You are you are stupid words |
coherent | Probably because we want it to be incredibly |
dp | Probably because we want more emphatic. They |
coherent | What is not to like? They're words that do their job in the most sarcastic, sullen, |
dp | What is not to like? They're words that do their job in the most sarcastic, there won't |
coherent | He's Just Not That Into You? Come on. I can write a better self -help book for people who want cold -hard yet |
dp | He's Just Not That Into You? Come on. I can write a better self -help book for people who want cold -What are |
coherent | I will! Right after I stomp on a few things to work off my |
dp | I will! Right after I stomp on a few things to work in ways |
coherent | The mere sight of you has returned my anger! Why did you put |
dp | The mere sight of you has returned my anger! Why did that Everest |
coherent | SOMEONE put out sass -ass book, and |
dp | SOMEONE put out sass -what they find a |
coherent | Not bad! I wish I |
dp | Not bad! I don't know |
coherent | What?! When did you get that |
dp | What?! When the ground, fine |
coherent | Man, I missed out on |
dp | Man, I missed out there |
coherent | Well at least THAT sounds |
dp | Well at a skill people |
coherent | The first thing I thought was, |
dp | The first thing about awesome brain and |
coherent | And then I thought, geez man, how ridiculous am I that a guy asking for change throws me into these |
dp | And then I thought, geez man, how ridiculous am I that a guy asking for change throws me what have |
coherent | Today is a beautiful day |
dp | Today is! I find |
coherent | I think the Dromiceiomimus has a |
dp | I think the Dromiceiomimus is crazy |
coherent | Yes! Can we continue this later? I have to go babysit |
dp | Yes! Can we continue this later? I know! I had |
coherent | I lost the baby I was babysitting |
dp | I lost the baby -REX NEVER |
coherent | "200 kilotons of prevention is worth3200 kilotons of |
dp | "200 kilotons of prevention is re -out the |
coherent | Now that you mention it, I have |
dp | Now that you mention it to wake up |
coherent | " If there was a singular Dickens who |
dp | " If there was him a robot suits |
coherent | Who was the dude sitting alone at the biggest table in a packed restaurant last |
dp | Who was the dude sitting alone at the biggest table in a good imagination for |
coherent | I was! But then I started trying to own |
dp | I was! But then I mean -Rex, |
coherent | Finally I ordered a piece of cake with a candle and sang " Happy birthday |
dp | Finally I ordered a piece of cake with a candle and shrewd somehow (miserly |
coherent | The waitress gave me the cake |
dp | The waitress gave me conclude that |
coherent | So Columbus discovers America, right? Or at least, he REdiscovers the continent. He discovers it for Europe. Maybe not for |
dp | So Columbus discovers America, right? Or at least, he REdiscovers the continent. He discovers it for Europe. Maybe I have |
coherent | It must have been an exciting time, |
dp | It must have been an exciting ", |
coherent | It makes me wish we could have something like |
dp | It makes me wish we achieve peace with stomping |
coherent | And I'm TIRED of God offering to create new vegetables |
dp | And I'm TIRED of God offering to create artificial shortage |
coherent | The old world got tomatoes and potatoes, AND corn and peanuts, AND rubber, AND cocoa, and in |
dp | The old world got tomatoes and potatoes, AND corn and peanuts, AND rubber, AND cocoa, hopefully it |
coherent | But what's neat is that we can look forward to the |
dp | But what's neat is that we can never let you that |
coherent | This is how things looked like they were going to me, the omniscient third -person narrator: sexy times |
dp | This is how things looked like they were going to me, the omniscient third -person who's destroying this story |
coherent | 'We need leaders who actually understand technology, |
dp | 'We need leaders who actually understand, third |
coherent | Antonio was hot too but THIS |
dp | Antonio was hot too dangerous. |
coherent | This one's new! It's POLITICALLY |
dp | This one's a play the regular |
coherent | We Need Leaders Who Actually |
dp | We Need Leaders Who Woke |
coherent | The book's slogan is, " Think Like Me, While You're Imagining Sex |
dp | The book's slogan is, " Think Like Me, While individuals, why |
coherent | Because that's -that's what I say |
dp | Because that's -Rex! Incidentally, |
coherent | I say " I'm glad you found my stories |
dp | I say " I'm glad he does everything else |