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Pilot
Rick
Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'... you gotta come with me.
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Pilot
Morty
What, Rick? What’s going on?
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Pilot
Rick
I got a surprise for you, Morty.
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Pilot
Morty
It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?
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Pilot
Rick
Come on, I got a surprise for you. Come on, hurry up.
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Pilot
Morty
Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!
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Pilot
Rick
We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty.
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Pilot
Rick
What do you think of this... flying vehicle, Morty? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage.
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Pilot
Morty
Yeah, Rick... I-it's great. Is this the surprise?
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Pilot
Rick
Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had— I had to— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.
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Pilot
Morty
What?! A bomb?!
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Pilot
Rick
We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.
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Pilot
Morty
T-t-that's absolutely crazy!
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Pilot
Rick
Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.
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Pilot
Morty
Jessica? From my math class?
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Pilot
Rick
When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam.
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Pilot
Morty
Ohh...
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Pilot
Rick
And Jessica's gonna be Eve.
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Pilot
Morty
Whhhh-wha?
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Pilot
Rick
And so that's the surprise, Morty.
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Pilot
Morty
No, you can't! Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But—but, but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity!
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Pilot
Rick
I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not... You don't got... Y-you don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.
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Morty
What are you talking about, Rick?
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Pilot
Rick
You-you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything. Sh-sh-she— she, she, she's all for you, Morty.
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Morty
I don't care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou—
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Rick
You know what, Morty? You're right. Let's forget the girl altogether. She, she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways.
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Morty
That's it... that's it, Rick. I'm taking the wheel.
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Pilot
Rick
Get off of me, Morty!
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Morty
I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy! I'm put—I’m, I'm, I'm, I'm puttin’... I-I’m, I’m, I’m not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb... dumb person and just le-let you ruin the whole world!
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Pilot
Rick
Come on! What’s gotten into you? If you love Earth so much why don’t you marry it? What are you, crazy? Alright, alright, Morty.
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Rick
Alright. I'll-I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I’ll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden.
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Pilot
Rick
We'll park it right here, Morty. Right here on the side of the ree... road here.
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Morty
Oh, thank god.
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Rick
You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive.
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Morty
It was?
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Rick
Sure. Why not? I don’t, I don't know. Y-you know what, Mo—
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Morty
Um...
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Jerry
I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight. Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?
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Pilot
Summer
Oh my God, his head is in his food. I'm going to puke.
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Beth
Morty, are you getting sick? I told you not to practice-kiss the living room pillow. The dog sleeps on it.
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Pilot
Morty
I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom. I just I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.
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Pilot
Summer
Or maybe you were out all night again with Grandpa Rick.
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Pilot
Jerry
What?
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Pilot
Beth
Dad?
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Pilot
Rick
What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
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Pilot
Jerry
Damn it!
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Pilot
Beth
Jerry!
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Pilot
Jerry
Beth!
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Summer
Oh my god, my parents are so loud, I want to die.
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Pilot
Rick
Mm, there is no God, Summer. You gotta rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later.
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Jerry
Okay, with all due respect, Rick— what am I talking about? What respect is due? How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?
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Pilot
Rick
Listen, Jerry. I-I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you something—tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time. Buncha people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, "two plus two." The people in the back say, "four." Then the—then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue. This was a good breakfast, Beth. You really made the crap out of those eggs. I wish your mother was here to eat them.
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Pilot
Beth
Oh, dad…
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Pilot
Jerry
What? For real?
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Alright, now, everybody get settled. Get away from the windows!
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today. You might have heard of it. It's called math? And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in. Two plus two.
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Pilot
Morty
Jessica.
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Five plus five.
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Pilot
Morty
Jessica.
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Okay, good. It's time for the quiz.
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad! Tough! First row, take one. Pass it back for me. The stakes are high in this room. There's crucial things happening here every day. People getting smarter. Some of y'all getting dumber. Some of y'all ain't gonna see 3
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Pilot
Jessica
Hi, Morty.
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Pilot
Morty
Whoa! Hi, Jessica.
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Pilot
Jessica
Can I show these to you?
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Pilot
Morty
Wow. Th-they're both great. Thank you!
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Pilot
Jessica
You know what I named these? My little Morties.
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Pilot
Morty
Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird.
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Pilot
Jessica
Do you know what I want you to do with them?
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Pilot
Morty
Rename them?
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Pilot
Jessica
Squeeze them. Manhandle them. Give them the business. See if you can shuffle them. I mean, really get in there and knock them around. No wrong answers.
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Pilot
Morty
Wow. Well, okay, Jessica. L-let's give this a shot.
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Pilot
Jessica
Mm. Oh, Morty. What are you doing to me?
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Pilot
Morty
Uh, I-I'm just doing my best.
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Morty! What are you doing to me?!
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Pilot
Morty
Ah, Jessica.
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Morty!
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Pilot
Morty
Jessica.
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad.
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Pilot
Morty
Je-Jessica. Jessica.
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Pilot
Mr. Goldenfold
Not my fault this is happening.
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Pilot
Morty
Uh, morning, Frank.
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Pilot
Morty
Oh, geez, Frank. I don't know if a knife is necessary. I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled without it.
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Pilot
Rick
There you are, Morty. Listen to me. I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension. I need an extra pair of hands.
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Pilot
Morty
Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-what'd you do to Frank?
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Pilot
Rick
It's pretty obvious, Morty. I froze him. Now listen I need your help, Morty. I mean, we got we got to get get the hell out of here and go take care of business. It's important. Come on, Morty.
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Pilot
Morty
I don't know, Rick. I can't leave school again.
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Pilot
Rick
Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there, Morty? What do you think I can just do it all by myself? Come on!
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Pilot
Morty
Aw, geez. Okay. I guess I can skip history. What about Frank? I mean, shouldn't you unfreeze him?
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Pilot
Rick
I'll do it later, Morty. He'll be fine. Let's go.
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Pilot
Summer
Hi, Frank.
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Pilot
Summer
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Pilot
Beth
Scalpel.
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Pilot
Jerry
Knock, knock.
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Pilot
Beth
Jerry?
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Pilot
Jerry
My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought, "hey, why not swing by where your wife works?"
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Pilot
Beth
Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason.
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Pilot
Jerry
Well, it's lunch. I mean, it's one of three meals that have existed for millennia.
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Pilot
Beth
Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know, my job involves performing heart surgery.
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Pilot
Jerry
Well, yeah, on horses.
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Pilot
Beth
Excuse me?
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