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Donald trump insulted every other candidate for months. their supporters noticed. | false |
House is clean. time to sell the children and move. | true |
World leaders pledge to improve refugee crisis response in first-ever u.n. summit | false |
Judge tells woman that jailing her for traffic offenses is good for his 'job security' | false |
Clip clop clip clop clip clop bang clip clop clip clop amish drive-by shooting. | true |
Our toes look nothing like that! - camels | true |
Parkour! - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk | true |
Why don't lawyers have sex with their clients? to prevent double billing. | true |
Why did the hipster die? someone told him billions of people were alive. | true |
No signs of foul play in 9/11 memorial fire | false |
Bound by the surprise of our glory days | false |
How to make healthy dips for the super bowl (yes, they still taste great) | false |
Ritalin and adderall market research says they both tested well among focus groups. | true |
Where is the most environmental friendly place on earth? r/jokes, recycling rate is 98% here! | true |
Katie holmes returning to tv with big showtime role | false |
Khloe kardashian says she feels 'empty' after hearing rob's baby news | false |
Conan o’brien zings donald trump in spoof barack obama netflix trailer | false |
Kanye west under fire for 'multiracial women only' casting call | false |
Meet the director who's breaking boundaries for india's gay community | false |
5 tips for the wife of a football fan | false |
Gratitude and 6 other things i learned at boarding school | false |
Divorce rates declining in the u.s. (interactive map) | false |
I offered pete carroll $1 million to run a mile he passed. | true |
Couple waits 9 months to surprise grandma with pregnancy news | false |
Sex survey reveals what men lie about in bed | false |
Blowup sex doll serves as scarecrow, is big turnoff for birds | false |
I treat my wife like a fine wine. i keep that bitch locked in the cellar. | true |
Paris attacks suspect salah abdeslam captured in brussels | false |
There are more lgbtq tv characters than ever, but issues still abound | false |
Uk's mail online sues gawker over plagiarism claims | false |
The cities with the best and worst access to health care (infographic) | false |
Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. he was giving him the sack. | true |
U.s.: time for iran to make decisions in nuclear talks | false |
Why are churches never broke? because jesus saves. | true |
If obama was really kenyan he would have won the race by now. | true |
I am feeling very optimistic. but i bet it won't last. | true |
Here's how people say their lives have changed (or not) since the 2016 election | false |
What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake... not my fault | true |
I tried to take on isis with a shotgun. iraq'd and then iran | true |
How to use fear to your advantage (video) | false |
You can keep your fancy cold brew recipe! | false |
How are lawyers and apples similar? they both look good hanging from a tree | true |
Pantone french roast #19-1012, the color that flatters everyone (photos) | false |
Me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows | true |
Remember, you are statistically more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash. | true |
Ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out | true |
A bond forged over time on the open sea | false |
Why is jumping from great heights the most influential way to die? because you make an impact | true |
Marriage equality: it's a beautiful thing when democracy prevails | false |
What do jfk, john lennon and donald trump have in common? nothing. but a man can dream. | true |
What do fishermen do at a their conferences? network. | true |
Duke university urges repeal of north carolina's anti-trans law | false |
What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing | true |
Why conservative catholics should chill about the pope | false |
Murray energy accused of creating 'atmosphere of intimidation' at 5 west virginia coal mines | false |
Russia doesn't have a online tv streaming service. it's called nyet-flix. | true |
Missing wedding ring: wendell shaw's wedding band stolen from his grave | false |
What does an australian witch ride on? a broomerang! | true |
Why were the potato people upset with their leader? he was a dick-tater | true |
An approach to retirement that's not so ridiculous | false |
What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? they're all gone! | true |
Space heater is a pretty ambitious name. how about shin warmer? | true |
If you and jack were horseback riding would you help jack off the horse? | true |
Do you know how to spot a clickbait? if you're reading this, you don't. | true |
Trump’s comments hurt efforts to combat sexual assault, advocates say | false |
Why wasn't jesus born in mexico? because they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men. | true |
Multiple sclerosis: jack osbourne and 12 other famous faces touched by the disease | false |
What do you call a mexican girl who converts to islam? dora the exploder | true |
Julia gillard on leadership and women in public life | false |
Why did a jamaican cry while eating chicken? because the chicken was a jerk. | true |
Wednesday's morning email: death toll rises in turkey airport terrorist attack | false |
Overcoming procrastination: 7 strategies to get the job done... today | false |
What came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster did. | true |
Told my gf: we haven't had sex for almost a month. she replied: speak for yourself. | true |
Flew out of top hat. flew out of limousine. flew out of church. -dove resume | true |
Hope solo says ex-fifa president sepp blatter groped her | false |
16 of the 'must-have' items in a woman's wardrobe | false |
Why were the libyans eating money? they were having dinar. | true |
How to make your desk feel less like prison, more like paradise | false |
Ridiculous bat vs. pipe road rage battle gets 'star wars' treatment | false |
What if the daleks start eating an apple a day | true |
The apology from the mother who judged me | false |
What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? finding a condom in your hole! | true |
Is your body from mcdonalds? why because you are loving it.... no ...because its fat and greasy. | true |
I just bought a device that makes my car 95% quieter! it fits perfectly over her mouth. | true |
I just had hip replacement surgery it's a really new procedure; you've probably never heard of it. | true |
Woman shot by former boyfriend at chicago nordstrom store dies | false |
What your favorite cheese says about you (photos) | false |
The fight to overturn citizens united: what happens now? | false |
This gorgeous lake holds 1/5 of the earth's freshwater | false |
Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon suicune? eusine | true |
Obama laughs off trump's criticism of his presidency | false |
Sarah silverman's 'i love you, america' picked up by hulu | false |
This british television show just did something practically unheard of in america | false |
Arts integration works says portland's right brain initiative | false |
What us the difference between garbage and jersey girls? garbage gets picked up. | true |
Who the fuck is this bitch? - me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman. | true |
Careful...i've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you. | true |
How do you eat a bald pussy? you remove her diaper first. | true |
Airlines are making billions off our miserable travel experiences | false |