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The pay gap may contribute to women's anxiety and depression | false |
From a fatherless daughter: dads, you're doing it right | false |
Your mama is so dirty her crabs have dirt bike races. | true |
What do mormons and tweakers have in common? they both ride bikes and are on a mission. | true |
'my baby, not my child': callie mitchell documents giving her son up for adoption (photos) | false |
10 countries where people fear for their safety: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Rats beware: these broom-toting college students don't mess around | false |
Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? he injured his spline! | true |
I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. only 13 to go. | true |
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence. | true |
Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing. | true |
Vladimir putin strips for ice-cold dip during religious ceremony | false |
The lesson of halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward. | true |
The most memorable looks from the 2016 mtv movie awards red carpet | false |
How do sheep keep warm in winter ? central bleating ! | true |
The russians came and they chose our next president | false |
Another goper has compared planned parenthood to nazi germany | false |
Christian-run children's center rejects atheist group's huge donation | false |
Karlie kloss knows exactly how to pair a purple leather skirt with a white tee | false |
When you're talking about everything and nothing your talking two extreme. | true |
Trump twists in the wind as north korea's nuclear capability grows | false |
New yorkers' tribute to susan b. anthony says everything about why voting matters | false |
I was a virgin by choice until i was 25. not my choice, mind you. | true |
What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? you can't hear an enzyme | true |
Why is a giraffe's neck so long? because its head is so far away from its body. | true |
Anti-government group threatens to step in to keep kim davis out of jail | false |
Day 2: make your lunch without animal products | false |
Kevin bacon does epic 'footloose' entrance on 'the tonight show' after fallon outlaws dancing | false |
I was going to post a joke about radical islam... but i feel that would be self-destructive | true |
My french buddy keeps trying to get me to drink it's a lot of pierre pressure | true |
Which came first -- the violence or the rhetoric? | false |
I think it's about time we had a white president - 8 year olds | true |
The worst reaction i ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets. | true |
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? he's all right now. | true |
Why doesn't barbie get pregnant? because ken comes in other boxes. | true |
What do you call an egyptian back-doctor? a cairo-practor. | true |
Im so poor... that my new years resolution is 144p | true |
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? nevermind, its pointless. | true |
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. | true |
Did you hear the pizza guy's joke? he has excellent delivery. | true |
I really love the way the earth rotates... it makes my day. | true |
On this week's cheap celeb finds list, reese witherspoon wore $36 sneakers | false |
What's the most important part of a taliban joke? the execution! | true |
Why did the irish man never get caught drink driving? because he never left the pub. | true |
If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? bad at following directions. | true |
It took thieves 30 seconds to crash truck into store, grab guns and leave | false |
5 actions to take to get to the life of your dreams | false |
Happy penis to sigmund freud. what? no, i'm pretty sure i said birthday. | true |
How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister's chin | true |
How to better experience the seasons? through food | false |
Why do you put a fence around a graveyard? because people are dying to get in! | true |
There's a shockingly high chance the seafood you're eating isn't legit | false |
Madrid's 72-year-old feminist mayor shares her wisdom on life and politics | false |
Get stressed. eat. repeat. how we can break stress eating habits simply by paying attention. | false |
What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? he got turnip | true |
Do you know what a woman says when she sees a big dick? i know. | true |
Spectacular supermoon gets 2018 off to a heavenly start | false |
I go to the gym religiously. you know, once or twice a year around the holidays. | true |
Meat-eating humans: mightier than lions, feebler than ants | false |
Dirty yoga mats could make you rethink your hygiene | false |
Manager: so, do you have any questions about the job? me: yeah, can i have it? | true |
Watch: this mormon teen gets big surprise for national coming out day | false |
When millennials do their taxes, logic and reason get written off | false |
What's the reverse of a blindfold a burka | true |
Gop congressman on suspected islamic radicals: 'kill them all' | false |
6 things you never knew about the empire state building | false |
I lost weight: hann sipin quit smoking and lost 70 pounds | false |
California group that wants to help democrats win back the house in 2018 gets a big boost | false |
Donald trump's comey 'tapes' flop is just his latest self-inflicted controversy | false |
Aly raisman tells nassar 'you are pathetic' after he complains about sentencing hearing | false |
What do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? jurassic pork ill show^myself^out | true |
I'm getting tired of all these nepal jokes. come on guys, shake things up. | true |
What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? newer magazines | true |
What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? psychopaths. (i hate myself) | true |
Tom cotton warns gop health care bill could put house majority at risk | false |
Why did the plane crash? the pilot was a potato. | true |
The best cheese for your burger (and more fun cheeseburger facts) | false |
Why do jews get circumcised ? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off | true |
Why do they call me the fireman? cause i turn on the hoes | true |
The most maddening part of your parents giving you annoying advice is that they're usually right. | true |
This is what happens when there's a tie on jeopardy | false |
My highest test grade i'll always be proud of is my blood test... a+ | true |
6 reasons we ignore the doctor's advice (and why we shouldn't) | false |
Vatican fires gay priest on eve of synod | false |
My ratt bit me yesterday. i guess you could say we had a lack of communication. | true |
For the parent who just received a down syndrome diagnosis, on the anniversary of our own | false |
Finding family: new ohio law will unseal old adoption records | false |
Israel: 13-year-old palestinian girl shot dead after stabbing attempt | false |
Michael flynn's former deputy appears to contradict herself on his russia contacts: report | false |
What do you call a woman who can balance 5 pints of lager on each arm? beatrix | true |
Donald trump's tweets are so whiny they got another emo song | false |
Dear prisoners: how about liquid soap? you're welcome. | true |
Tucker carlson to take over megyn kelly's time slot on fox news | false |
Help! i have food stuck in my throat! haha, just choking! | true |
Q: why is a blonde like australia? a: they're both down under and no one cares. | true |
Did you hear about the 3 new types of barbie dolls? there's tall, short, and great personality | true |
What did the predators say before they went hunting? let us prey first. | true |
When i get naked in the bathroom.. the shower usually gets turned on. | true |
Veepstakes not over: tim kaine, other vp frontrunners get invitations to speak at convention | false |
Having anxiety might be a sign of intelligence | false |