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Why does my van have windows? i want to make my victims feel like they have a chance. | true |
Ever hear about the shampoo shortage in jamaica? it was dreadful. | true |
Young woman confronts her father who she says 'ruined her childhood and adolescence' | false |
How does a cow do math? with a cowculator! | true |
15 celebrities on what it’s like to have a miscarriage | false |
Name one thing taylor swift doesn't have in her purse her boyfriend's phone number | true |
They say alcohol kills people. lets not forget how many people were born because of it. | true |
Why don't photons go to church on sunday? photons never have mass when at rest! | true |
Apple’s fall iphone event to be held sept. 9 | false |
How to tell if a loved one has dementia | false |
Country living appraises late-19th-century fire-alarm indicator: what's it worth? | false |
Flying pigs will block trump tower for one glorious day this summer | false |
How good are you at powerpoint? i excel at it! | true |
There's no business like crow business. -wealthy businesscrow | true |
A fragrant tour of nyc at sniffapalooza spring fling 2013 | false |
The window of m&a opportunity for transformative deals remains open | false |
Whats the difference between 3 big black cocks and a joke? your mum can't take a joke | true |
Artist re-creates death row inmates' last meals in 'no seconds' (photos) | false |
Comedian and lgbt advocate dave rubin brings 'the rubin report' to ora tv | false |
More evidence sleep deprivation is bad for the brain | false |
How do you request another mormon wife? brigham young | true |
Journalism school backlash against media giant sinclair grows | false |
Hawaii senator: donald trump win 'makes my stomach churn' | false |
Never ever... never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice. | true |
This guy clicking his pen in starbucks just got stabbed when i stabbed him. | true |
What did moses say when isaiah told him the levy had burst? god dam it! | true |
You're not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone. | true |
What does the dentist of the year get? a little plaque. | true |
Dayton air show: wing walker plane crash reported, 2 dead | false |
Amish rite of spring is just plain dirty (photos) | false |
6 things i've decided to stop stressing about | false |
Donald trump flat out lies about his reaction to charlottesville | false |
Haunting sculpture offers a surreal glimpse at the future of climate change | false |
Why do italian men grow moustaches? they want to look like their mothers. | true |
Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised? | true |
The only dates i get are the system software updates to my xbox. play station. pc. phone... | true |
Watch mickey mouse surprise kids with news about their adoption | false |
How do the jedi imprison siths? with force-fields | true |
Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet. | true |
Adulthood: if i do the thing i like, i'll be too tired to do the thing i hate. | true |
I signed up for the do not list list, but was immediately removed as i had requested. | true |
Q: what job function does a blonde have in an m&m factory? a: proofreading. | true |
Gorilla mom is so proud of her perfect newborn twins | false |
Karmin teams up with coach and rachel zoe for groovy 'sleigh ride' music video | false |
What do you call a greek stripper? popalottapus | true |
New york public library's fancy new 'book train' looks pretty magical | false |
How this muslim teacher in berlin is fighting anti-semitism | false |
What does person with alzheimer's call what are you wearing today? what am i wearing today | true |
Q: how do you make an idiot think he's a duck? a: tell him he's a duck. | true |
Why did miss idaho sierra sandison wear her insulin pump during competition? | false |
Republican leaders map a strategy to derail donald trump | false |
Boy with autism helps rescue dogs get socialized by reading to them | false |
I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar. | true |
Pbs suspends 'tavis smiley show' while it investigates host's alleged misconduct | false |
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? a new moo! | true |
If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... is it still considered beef? | true |
Always wondered why female sentence fragments are so chill no period | true |
Thousands of muslims crowded into the streets of german cities this friday | false |
Kiernan shipka personally keeps up with her 'mad men' style in vanity fair | false |
Samuel l. jackson is live-tweeting the olympics, and it's just as awesome as it sounds | false |
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? i love you with all my art! | true |
Glamour magazine's first issue featured ann sheridan as the cover girl (photo) | false |
Will epa administrator pruitt tap polluter-friendly scientists for key advisory panel? | false |
Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms. | true |
Donald trump tells rnc: reform rules or face 'rough' july convention | false |
Paramore's tribute to robin williams is a powerful message about hope | false |
What did 0 say to 8? nice belt, shithead. | true |
2016 candidates raise millions in shadow of super pacs | false |
How many ways can anne hathaway style her pixie cut? | false |
Lack of knowledge on long-term contraception is the real danger for women | false |
Man who allegedly shot nypd cop in face charged with attempted murder | false |
You must be a woman to present the sag awards this year | false |
Pastor outed in ashley madison hack commits suicide | false |
If you're asking me to choose sides, i'll always choose potato salad. | true |
Scary but true: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die | true |
Bill to regulate e-cigarettes clears california legislative hurdle | false |
Sugary drinks linked to over 180,000 deaths worldwide | false |
On the money! a female face on the ten dollar bill | false |
Kind kids are happier and more popular (study) | false |
Queer creative team behind feature film 'nova' discusses why we have to tell our own stories | false |
It took me years to read eli wiesel's night | false |
This is what happens 'when mama isn't home' | false |
Two coasts, one problem: in florida, gop leaders think voters are stupid | false |
House democrats show solidarity with 'day without a woman' strike | false |
Iran can reform if it follows in china’s footsteps | false |
Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach? it never gets pass the noose. | true |
Met a transexual lesbian at the bar he was a pretty normal guy. | true |
Her: make me a burrito, please. me: ?? *wraps her in blanket *pours hot sauce inside | true |
Donald trump continues to favor fox news over all other networks | false |
Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference how to deal with stakeholders | true |
A termite walks into a bar and asks is the bartender here? is the bar tender here? | true |
Overcoming a dominant thought, situation, behavior or pattern | false |
Gop vows obamacare repeal to start 2017. dems dare them. | false |
Patton oswalt jfl keynote 'letters to both sides' explains how comedy has changed | false |
Me: hey, do you want to go buy some- wife: yes! | true |
Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. true love' is inserting them. | true |
Year of the monkey poster is this year's nastiest design fail (nsfw) | false |
Over 50% of lgbtq youths struggle with eating disorders, survey finds | false |
Wells fargo doesn't want you to know its scandal isn't hurting profits | false |
Virginia wesleyan college demands rape victim's entire sexual history | false |