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Is this the krusty crab? no! this is patrick! | true |
What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? a double cheese bourger. | true |
Poll shows many americans agree with hillary clinton that women and men should be paid the same | false |
Women in business: gloria pitagorsky, managing director/executive producer, heard city | false |
What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? porta-hello | true |
Why you shouldn't shun your friends who support trump | false |
50 'snl' gifs for the 38th season premiere | false |
Texas grandmother freed by obama heading back to prison | false |
What kind of batteries does a harvard undergrad use? aaa | true |
The good, the bad, and the ugly of student loans | false |
Videos emerging amid gaza protests spark concern over israel’s response | false |
What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? get the fork outta here! | true |
Why the higgs boson is so respected by other particles? he decides who gets some ass. | true |
21 stellar thanksgiving side dishes you can make ahead of time | false |
My **** is like a bronze medal... everyone gets it, no one wants it | true |
Oh look what the cat dragged in cat: quick we need 20lbs of lye and two shovels | true |
Nancy pelosi describes donald trump's vote fraud claims as strange, sad | false |
Why can't you trust snakes ? they speak with forked tongues ! | true |
This rescued mink just discovered the joy of being in water | false |
Rick scott declares state of emergency in florida as tropical storm erika approaches | false |
Students stage sit-in for gun control outside paul ryan's office, get arrested | false |
How many nuns are there in a temple? nun. | true |
Spider-man teams up with earth hour to become first superhero ambassador (video) | false |
What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip!! | true |
Obama immigration win at supreme court could benefit trump | false |
During your depression: a letter to my grandfather (part 3 of 4) | false |
A history of vegetable metaphors, from cool cukes to couch potatoes | false |
Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? i do! | true |
Confessional: help me process my conversation with a trump supporter | false |
A violent criminal's athletic record doesn't matter. end of story. | false |
Iran decries supreme court ruling in favor of terror victims as 'theft' | false |
Want to hear a joke about potassium? k. | true |
A man tried to find a restaurant using apple maps | true |
Meet the instagram star elevating black contemporary art | false |
Fondue and vision boards: a new take on new year's traditions | false |
What is the difference between a siberian husky and an alaskan husky? about 1500 miles. | true |
What do you call a know-it-all mexican? a solution manuel | true |
And here we attempt to illustrate yoko ono's most beguiling tweets | false |
I am a buddhist atheist, i hope i'm reincarnated as a atheist buddhist. | true |
A reflection on parenting one year after the oak creek massacre | false |
Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? to study abroad. | true |
A letter to my daughter on her 6th birthday | false |
The best places to go to be your wild, single self after a breakup | false |
When do you know that you are getting old? when you have babies on purpose | true |
'13 hours: the secret soldiers of benghazi' allows audiences to politicize the movie | false |
Shades of truth: the many ways we lie | false |
Is it cocky to have 2 penises? i think its 2 cocky. | true |
Rolling stones tour: band rumored to kick off north american tour in may | false |
Why was vladimir late to gym class? cause he was putin his shoes on xd | true |
Survivinginfidelity.com founder on how she got caught cheating (video) | false |
Jane seymour and james keach: twenty years married, why doesn't it get easier? | false |
My girlfriend is like my car... stolen property | true |
Nestle to switch to cage-free eggs in u.s. by 2020 | false |
Awesome america: 51 facts and attractions you need to check out | false |
This is how you visualize the heartbeat of a city | false |
How does harry potter get down the stairs? by walking. j.k. rowling... | true |
Fortification follies: lipstick on a pig for breakfast, lunch and dinner | false |
Why do circumcised men lack jedi brethren? the procedure removes their force-kin. | true |
Why is peter pan always flying around? because he can never never land | true |
James corden honors 'diverse' and 'brilliant' london in wake of terror attack | false |
Italy changes law to make all markets give unsold food to super needy keep it going | true |
The consequences of electing trump... there will be heil toupee | true |
'baby&me': new evian commercial features babies dancing (video) | false |
Missing naacp leader who vanished after posting cryptic facebook video found unharmed (update) | false |
Black friday store hours: walmart, best buy, target, and other store opening and closing times | false |
I often ask myself what's wrong with me? and the answer is always you can't drink at work | true |
Malala yousafzai, kailash satyarthi win nobel peace prize | false |
An exclusive first look at gucci's fall 2015 campaign | false |
Reagan adviser slams trump rally speech as 'most divisive ever' from a president | false |
Q: what connects the computers in sauron's office? a: a tolkien ring network. | true |
What the nsa say to nasa? you're a day late and a dolla short! | true |
'blasphemy' and 'terrorism' are catchall phrases to repress dissent | false |
Trump's worst positions aren't 'un-american.' they're flashbacks to our ugly history. | false |
Mind-boggling optical illusion will make you think you can't see straight | false |
Watch driver's terrifying close call as an oncoming car corkscrews out of control | false |
Keith olbermann: the nra should be branded a terrorist organization | false |
Did hear about the explosion at the kosher bread factory in berlin? it was a challahcaust. | true |
The 12 must-have ingredients for a good day with kids | false |
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. really did they accept him? | true |
Elle style awards 2014 red carpet features lots of leggy looks (photos) | false |
Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? in the icu. | true |
Pope celebrates mass in havana, warns against dangers of ideology | false |
Why don't deaf guys eat pusseh? they never heard of it. | true |
In adelson’s newsroom, looser purse strings and a tighter leash | false |
3 easy steps to improve your health and wellness | false |
Courtesy of my 8-year-old : knock knock who's there europe europe who? no, you're a poo! | true |
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? steer wars. | true |
State lawmakers want feds to respect their marijuana laws | false |
Toddler rescued from car 14 hours after plunge into utah river | false |
The fantasy of flight: tadashi shoji, fall 2015 collection | false |
Mommyish presents the laid-back mom's guide to navigating the pta | false |
If you ever need anything, just ask. but also, please never need anything. | true |
What do you call a constipated german? far-from-poopin | true |
How the water bench 'sofa' is helping address tight water supplies (photos) | false |
What do you call an arab who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist motherfucker. | true |
Is no one legally liable for a defectively installed handicap accessible shower bench? | false |
Golden man won't win oscar for for hit-and-run crash | false |
Muzzling jurors and transparency in the bill cosby trial | false |
The strange experience that caused me to get off match.com | false |
How many australians have been killed by ebola? just one, phillip hughes | true |